Dildo Reviews - Joanne's Sex Machine Reviews

Anaconda Silicone Dildo From Mr Hankeys Toys

The Phallic Shaped Vac-u-Lock Dildo That Will Make Your Eyes Water

After I had reviewed the Centaur Dildo from Mr Hankey's Toys I was pretty confident that I would enjoy this dildo and more importantly that it would fit inside my Foof. This is another huge dildo and it's actually the small, this dildo is designed for, well shall we just say the lover of all things "fulfilling".

It's made in the USA by proud silicone dildo creator Mr Hankey's Toys and the Anaconda is one of many amazing examples of big dildos on his site that are well worth checking out. My eyes are constantly drawn to the CutlerX - swoon. If you crave the bigger and longer dildos then this site is definitely for you, some of the designs are fantasy ones and others are incredibly realistic, this one sits between those two genres of dildo.

This is my second dildo from Mr Hankey's Toys and I am blown away by the product, some of the other dildos on his site look incredible and the CutlerX which is a life-cast dildo has definitely caught my attention and lets just say that I have a soft spot for it.

Joanne

So is this dildo with its tapered tip and squashed cross section something to rave or rage about? Read on to find out what I thought of it after spending a month getting to know it.

Centaur Silicone Dildo Review From Mr Hankeys Toys

Meet Centaur, From The Man With A Horses Cock

I have to admit that I am pretty chuffed with myself over this review. Not for its style or my writing ability but simply because I managed to get this behemoth inside my foof (pussy). It is huge and whilst this one is the small size it's still not for the feint hearted. It's made in the USA by proud silicone oficionado Mr Hankey's Toys and the Centaur dildo certainly has good company on his site.

I can quite honestly say that all of the dildos on the site are eye wateringly desirable (well maybe with the exception of the poop dildo) especially if you like to be filled to the brim with body safe silicone in whatever hole you fancy stretching and filling.

The detailing on the dildo, its head and the shaft is simply stunning with lots of gentle textures and it has a head that gives a nice pop as it enters you. It leaves you in no doubt that you are being penetrated by something large.

Joanne

I was delighted when Mr Hankey agreed to send me a small Centaur dildo together with a small Anaconda dildo (check out my review of that which will come out after my vagina recovers from this one). As you can already tell, this dildo is a force to be reckoned with and whilst it is the biggest thing that I have so far tackled, is it something that I could recommend to others. Well you will have to read on to find out the answer to this burning question.

New Pleasure Panel Review - Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 7 Inch Thin Dildo

A Nice Slimline Vac-u-lock Dildo

I did a quick review for the lovely Cara Sutra as part of her Pleasure Panel reviewer scheme and she was looking for someone to review two Vac-u-lock dildos for Bondara.co.uk and I of course jumped at the chance to try two new dildos on my fucking machines.

I had a lot of fun reviewing both and this is my second one, you can check it out by following the link below:

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 7 Inch Thin Dildo

New Pleasure Panel Review - Doc Johnson 6" Raging Hardon Dong

Lovely Texture On This Vac-u-lock Dildo

I often get to do quick reviews for the lovely Cara Sutra as part of her Pleasure Panel reviewer scheme and she was looking for someone to review two Vac-u-lock dildos for Bondara.co.uk and I of course jumped at the chance to try two new dildos on my fucking machines.

I had a lot of fun reviewing both and this is my first one, you can check it out by following the link below:

Doc Johnson 6 Inche Raging Hardon Dong Review

Fun Factory Share XL Double Dildo 5.9 Inch Review

Hands Free Fun With This Strapless Strapon

I was delighted when Vikki from Uberkinky got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing a strapless strapon for her. Now I do enjoy a good bit of strapon fuckery but the thought of doing it without the need to wear a harness and to have it give me pleasure as I was dolling it out really piqued my interest. I immediately replied letting her know that I would love to review the Fun Factory Share XL Double Dildo.

A strapless double dildo is one with a sharp kink in it and a bulb at one end that is inserted into your vagina and held their by your kegel muscles. It means that you are hands free and don't need to wear a harness. The biggest benefit though is that movement and sensations are transferred from it to your clitoris and into your vaginal walls which feels amazing.

I had my hands free to hold my partners hips whilst I thrusted away like a she-devil.

Joanne

My Stunt Cocks eyes were like saucers when he saw the size of it and it was obvious that I wouldn't be using it for pegging so I called up my bisexual friend to see if she would like to assist in this review. It was as good an excuse as any to hook up with her again I guess, so read on to find out how we got on with it.

Demetra Wooden Dildo from Sex Wooden Toys

A Beautifull Dildo From Sex Wooden Toys

For those of you who have read some of my reviews you will know that I have a soft spot (I bet you can guess where it is) for wooden dildos. There is something so sensual about a polished and textured piece of hardwood, wooden dildos look amazing and also feel great in use. So you won't be surprised to know that when Sex Wooden Toys (SWT) approached me asking if I would like to review one of their dildos I jumped at the chance as I had been looking at their products for some time.

I was graciously allowed to pick anything from their extensive range of dildos, butt plugs and wooden vibrators and the Demetra caught my eye as I am a bit of a texture queen and it really had my mouth watering.

I was sent this dildo in exchange for a fair and honest review and I have really enjoyed getting to know it in order to be able to give an accurate account of its performance.

I love my Demetra, it is a very nice dildo with lots of texture and it will be one that I continue to use and so that shows you really what I think of it.

If you have not tried a wooden dildo before then read on to find out why you should and how much fun they can be.

Trinity Vibes 11 Inch Inflatable Dildo

Super Stretching Fun With This 11 Inch Inflatable Dildo

I was really excited when Uberkinky asked me to review their Trinity Vibes 11 Inch Inflatable Dildo. I like large toys and the thought of one that could expand inside me was very kinky indeed so I jumped at the chance to review it. This was my first inflatable sex toy and it won't be my last.

The pump and valve are very easy to use and I enjoyed inflating it then deflating it over and over again. I am amazed at just how hard this toy goes when fully inflated and it almost feels like a solid dildo at that point.

They sent me this sex toy for free in exchange for an honest and impartial review. So lets get on with it, how did it perform. Did it get me off or is it just filled with hot air?

The Peg Anal Dildo from Godemiche

Figertastic Anal Fun & Games With The Peg

I was sent the delightful Peg by the lovely people over at Godemiche in exchange for a fair and honest review.

I was very keen to try it out as to be honest it looked the perfect size for me to experiment with some anal fun on one of my Fucking Machines and by hand of course. To be honest I don't usually go in for a lot of anal play and because of that I can't take the larger sized butt plugs and so for me the size of the Peg looks perfect.

"It was really comfortable to insert, some anal toys that I have used really stretch me and that is quite uncomfortable but this feels just like a finger and it is nice, very nice in fact."

This slimline silicone bum pleaser was a joy to use and as with the Adam that I reviewed form Godemiche its quality is first class.

Dildo Review: Farringdon from Crowned Jewels

The Farringdon Polished Aluminium Dildo

I have been longing (or should that be lusting) for an opportunity to try out some of the stunning creations from Crowned Jewels of Norfolk, a place not normally associated with dildos and butt plugs. It was my lucky day when the Crowned Jewels (crownedjewels.co.uk) when the lovely KinkyWishFairy (@Crownedjewels) approached me asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of their creations.

I can honestly say that choosing one of their toys was a very hard process as each looks so inviting and I was basically spoilt for choice. I eventually opted for a Farringdon Aluminium C Curve Dildo and I couldn't wait to try it out.

I have not had much experience with metal dildos but I do enjoy hard dildos with lots of texture and have had a lot of fun recently with some glass sex toys. I was looking forward to a real treat when it arrived.

"I found that sliding the toy completely out so that each ball also rubbed my clitoris before sliding it all the way back in really sent me over the edge and I had a great orgasm with it deep inside me."

To say I was blown away when it arrived would be an understatement but more about that in a moment...

Dildo Review: Adam Silicone Dildo from Godemiche

ADAM-bi Pearlescent Handmade Dildo

I have heard a lot of very good things about new kids on the block, Godemiche and decided that I had to get one of their hand made silicone dildos in to review. I placed an order for an ADAM-Bi Pearlescent and also a special edition Qube to give away in my 1st Year Blogiversary Competition. I was delighted that when they heard about my competition they added an extra, special edition dildo to the order free of charge together with some other products for me to review - how nice of them is that?

Niceness aside though that won't affect the outcome of this review as every toy that I test stands or falls on its own merit. I have heard some very good things about the Adam dildo but can it really be all that it's made out to be? Well read on to find out what I thought of it.

"ADAM felt great by hand but on a Fucking Machine it takes orgasmic delights to a whole new level. After my first session with him on the Shockspot I lost count of my orgasms and afterwards (once I regained the ability to use my legs) I felt like raising him over my head like a trophy and doing a victory lap of the bedroom."

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