Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

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Joanne xxx

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  • Monthly Subscription Box from Dewci Box

    Monthly Subscription Box from Dewci Box

    A Great Subscription Box From Dewci Box I was delighted to have been approached by the nice people over at Dewci Box who asked me if I would be willing to review one of their monthly boxes if they sent me one and as I've never reviewed a subscription box Read More
  • Electro Eggs Bi-Polar Electrosex Electrodes from e-stim.co.uk

    Electro Eggs Bi-Polar Electrosex Electrodes from e-stim.co.uk

    The Electro EggsBipolar Electrodes I discovered the joys of E-Stim sex about a year ago and I have never looked back, I love it and so when the nice people over at E-Stim Systems asked me if I was interested in reviewing their latest range of insertable bi-polar e-stim electrodes Read More
  • Suede Flogger From KinkCraft

    Suede Flogger From KinkCraft

    New - Suede Flogger From KinkCraft.co When KinkCraft got in touch to ask me if I would be interested in receiving one of their latest creations in exchange for an honest review I was delighted to say yes. Those of you who haven't been following my blog and reviews won't be Read More
  • Nipple Sticks From KinkCraft

    Nipple Sticks From KinkCraft

    Nipple Sticks From KinkCraft.co I was delighted when KinkCraft got in touch asking me if I wanted to review yet another of their hand made kinky products. They sent me this gorgeous pair or Purple Nipple Sticks in exchange for an honest review but I must admit to having mixed Read More
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Monday, 20 June 2016 13:32

A Great Subscription Box From Dewci Box

I was delighted to have been approached by the nice people over at Dewci Box who asked me if I would be willing to review one of their monthly boxes if they sent me one and as I've never reviewed a subscription box before I jumped at the chance of doing an honest review of one for them.

I have to admit though to having some reservations prior to its arrival and these mainly focussed on what was going to be found inside my Dewci Box. After all it's a daunting task to try to put something together that will appeal to all and lets face it I have a huge selection of toys, lubes and other novelties all designed to titilate my senses and get me off. I really thought that what was due to arrive would leave me feeling a little sad as I imagined that it would be too big a hope to think that I would agree with the choices on their way due to being - let's say sexually spoiled LOL.

Now, when it arrived I opened the box with a bit of trepidation. But to say I was blown away with what I found inside would be a huge understatement.

I had waited until I was due to spend a dirty weekend away with Stunt Cock before getting my teeth into the contents of the DewciBox and I had an amazing time, I mean just look at all this lot.

So lets look at what was in the box and why I think it's pretty good value for money.

Monday, 06 June 2016 08:42

The Electro EggsBipolar Electrodes

I discovered the joys of E-Stim sex about a year ago and I have never looked back, I love it and so when the nice people over at E-Stim Systems asked me if I was interested in reviewing their latest range of insertable bi-polar e-stim electrodes what was a girl to say?

I jumped at the chance of course and so they sent me over all three of their stunning new Electro Eggs in exchange for a fair and honest review. I knew that if these electrodes were anything like the ones that I have used before from E-Stim Systems then I would be in for a very good time indeed.

The timing of their arrival meant that I first got to try them on (drum roll and cue some spooky music) Friday the 13th. Was it going to be a good idea or not to insert them one at a time into my pussy before applying electrical impulses to my delicate lady bits on this day in particular? I am happy to let you know that my horniness definitely overcame any superstitious mumbo jumbo and I first got to experience these during a long relaxed afternoon and boy they did not let me down.

You can get feelings as diverse as having a band of your vagina tighten in time to the electrical pulses to amazing clitoral stimulation if you slowly pull it out to the mouth of your vagina - that is mind blowing. On really low settings if you leave it just inside the entrance to your vagina it feels incredible, the only way I can describe the feeling would be having butterflies stroking the sides of your clitoris in time with the pulses.

So lets get to the nitty gritty of this review so I can tell you all about them in more detail.

Thursday, 12 May 2016 19:11

New - Suede Flogger From KinkCraft.co

When KinkCraft got in touch to ask me if I would be interested in receiving one of their latest creations in exchange for an honest review I was delighted to say yes. Those of you who haven't been following my blog and reviews won't be aware of the amazing creations that come out of the kinky minds of the team at KinkCraft.

So far I have the pleasure of making up two of their kits and enjoying the kinkiest nipple clamps that I have ever had the pleasure of using. Even before this flogger arrived I knew that on past experience alone, I was probably in for a very enjoyable time getting to know it.

It delivers a lot of different sensations depending on how you use it and it is great for an enthusiastic amateur like myself but someone more familiar with BDSM equipment could really go to town with it.

So without further ado here is my review of the latest creation from KinkCraft, their Suede Flogger.

Saturday, 26 March 2016 18:51

Nipple Sticks From KinkCraft.co

I was delighted when KinkCraft got in touch asking me if I wanted to review yet another of their hand made kinky products. They sent me this gorgeous pair or Purple Nipple Sticks in exchange for an honest review but I must admit to having mixed feeling prior to trying them out.

The reason for that is I have had some bad experiences with nipple clamps in the past, basically the ones that I have tried are just too strong. Strong enough infact to have me in tears and to totally put me off the idea of using clamps as my nipples are so sensitive.

That said this is a product from Kink Craft and so far I have been blown away by their products and so I thought my nipples are just going to have to suck it up and give it a go - all in the name of science of course.

Removing them at the end of a session is almost orgasmic as the blood rushes back into your nipples and they become ultra sensitive.

Oh, yes I do also have a pair of stunt breasts for reviews like this as well as my trusty stunt cock. My website hosts are very strict as to what I can and can't show so whilst my nipples do look great in these clamps you will just have to feast your eyes on my stunt breasts instead ;-)

So how did I find the Nipple Sticks? Did they hit the spot (two of them) or are they just a pair of glorified chopsticks stuck together? Read on to find out.