Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

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  • Book Review - How To Eat Pussy Like A Rockstar

    Book Review - How To Eat Pussy Like A Rockstar

    Book Review - How To Eat Pussy Like A Rockstar Now I don't usually do book reviews as I am a slow reader and they just take so long to review but when I was approached to see if I would be interested in reviewing "How To Eat Pussy Like A Read More
  • Vibrator Review - Svakom Keri

    Vibrator Review - Svakom Keri

    A Small But Powerful Vibrator - The Keri When I visited the ETO (Erotic Trade Only) show this year in Birmingham I cam across the Svakom stand and really enjoyed getting my hands on some of their newest vibrators. If you have been reading my blog for a while you will Read More
  • Monthly Subscription Box from Dewci Box

    Monthly Subscription Box from Dewci Box

    A Great Subscription Box From Dewci Box I was delighted to have been approached by the nice people over at Dewci Box who asked me if I would be willing to review one of their monthly boxes if they sent me one and as I've never reviewed a subscription box Read More
  • Electro Eggs Bi-Polar Electrosex Electrodes from e-stim.co.uk

    Electro Eggs Bi-Polar Electrosex Electrodes from e-stim.co.uk

    The Electro Eggs Bipolar Electrodes I discovered the joys of E-Stim sex about a year ago and I have never looked back, I love it and so when the nice people over at E-Stim Systems asked me if I was interested in reviewing their latest range of insertable bi-polar e-stim Read More
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Wednesday, 20 July 2016 11:15

Book Review - How To Eat Pussy Like A Rockstar

The book is packed with great imagesNow I don't usually do book reviews as I am a slow reader and they just take so long to review but when I was approached to see if I would be interested in reviewing "How To Eat Pussy Like A Rockstar" written by the very talented Amy J. Fillmore my curiosity won and I jumped at the chance. I was sent this book to review for free in exchange for an honest and frank review.

So how I am going to review this book? Well I decided that both myself and Stunt Cock should read and review the book. I could then see if his technique has improved (yay for me - this is going to be fun). What about me reading it and reviewing it though? Well I have always been Bi-curious and I figured that if I could read the book and hoist all of its tips and techniques on board then we could see exactly how it could benefit a complete beginner with the help of one of my friends who has been trying to get into my knickers for ages.

So that was the plan, read it and then nervously try to put it all into practice on a fully fledged lesbian who joking calls herself the "Queen of Tongues". If I could impress her then I guess that would be a glowing reflection on the book.

So I nervously approached the book knowing that a lot was at stake, read on to see the delights contained within How To Eat Pussy Like A Rockstar.

Wednesday, 06 July 2016 09:00

A Small But Powerful Vibrator - The Keri

When I visited the ETO (Erotic Trade Only) show this year in Birmingham I cam across the Svakom stand and really enjoyed getting my hands on some of their newest vibrators. If you have been reading my blog for a while you will know that I have reviewed the Siime Camera Vibrator and had a lot fo fun doing so. I was asked if I would like to review the Svakom Keri and of course I jumped at the chance and so Svakom have sent me one to review free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review in conjunction with one of their Amazon retailers.

I really enjoyed the Siime and the luxury feel of this toy from Svakom and so I was delighted to be able to put it to the test. Having felt its power on my fingers at the show I couldn't wait to feel what that power felt like elsewhere if you know what I mean (if you don't then you soon will if do you carry on reading).

So how did the Svakom Keri perform? Read on as I cover everything from delivery to orgasm to hear what I really think of it.

Monday, 20 June 2016 13:32

A Great Subscription Box From Dewci Box

I was delighted to have been approached by the nice people over at Dewci Box who asked me if I would be willing to review one of their monthly boxes if they sent me one and as I've never reviewed a subscription box before I jumped at the chance of doing an honest review of one for them.

I have to admit though to having some reservations prior to its arrival and these mainly focussed on what was going to be found inside my Dewci Box. After all it's a daunting task to try to put something together that will appeal to all and lets face it I have a huge selection of toys, lubes and other novelties all designed to titilate my senses and get me off. I really thought that what was due to arrive would leave me feeling a little sad as I imagined that it would be too big a hope to think that I would agree with the choices on their way due to being - let's say sexually spoiled LOL.

Now, when it arrived I opened the box with a bit of trepidation. But to say I was blown away with what I found inside would be a huge understatement.

I had waited until I was due to spend a dirty weekend away with Stunt Cock before getting my teeth into the contents of the DewciBox and I had an amazing time, I mean just look at all this lot.

So lets look at what was in the box and why I think it's pretty good value for money.

Monday, 06 June 2016 08:42

The Electro Eggs Bipolar Electrodes

I discovered the joys of E-Stim sex about a year ago and I have never looked back, I love it and so when the nice people over at E-Stim Systems asked me if I was interested in reviewing their latest range of insertable bi-polar e-stim electrodes what was a girl to say?

I jumped at the chance of course and so they sent me over all three of their stunning new Electro Eggs in exchange for a fair and honest review. I knew that if these electrodes were anything like the ones that I have used before from E-Stim Systems then I would be in for a very good time indeed.

The timing of their arrival meant that I first got to try them on (drum roll and cue some spooky music) Friday the 13th. Was it going to be a good idea or not to insert them one at a time into my pussy before applying electrical impulses to my delicate lady bits on this day in particular? I am happy to let you know that my horniness definitely overcame any superstitious mumbo jumbo and I first got to experience these during a long relaxed afternoon and boy they did not let me down.

You can get feelings as diverse as having a band of your vagina tighten in time to the electrical pulses to amazing clitoral stimulation if you slowly pull it out to the mouth of your vagina - that is mind blowing. On really low settings if you leave it just inside the entrance to your vagina it feels incredible, the only way I can describe the feeling would be having butterflies stroking the sides of your clitoris in time with the pulses.

So lets get to the nitty gritty of this review so I can tell you all about them in more detail.