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Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines and I have a lot of fun doing what I do. I hope it shows in my reviews and articles. I love hearing from my readers so don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch.

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  • Tremblr Male Milking Machine

    Tremblr Male Milking Machine

    The Tremblr Will Leave You Totally Dry You can imagine my delight when I was approached by Ian from fmachinefun.co.uk asking if I would be interested in reviewing a new male milking machine from the manufacturers of the F-machine Pro Fucking Machine (www.f-machine.com). My interest was piqued when I was Read More
  • IMToy Rhino Rabbit Vibrator From The Zoo Range

    IMToy Rhino Rabbit Vibrator From The Zoo Range

    A Silky Smooth Rabbit Vibe That Packs A Punch I was delighted when I was contacted by the nice people from IMToy who asked if I would like to review one of the sex toys from their latest range - the Zoo collection. Now the unusual name piqued my interest so Read More
  • GBalls2 App Personal Sex Fitness Coach Review

    GBalls2 App Personal Sex Fitness Coach Review

    Your Intimate Personal Trainer Now who wouldn't want the opportunity to increase their sexual performance whilst taking care of some issues that often are a curse for middle aged women? Whilst checking out all of the amazing new sex toys available at the ETO show this year I came across Read More
  • Vibrator Review Fun Factory Big Boss G5

    Vibrator Review Fun Factory Big Boss G5

    Fun Factory Big Boss G5 Vibrator I have had my eyes on the Fun Factory Big Boss G5 for a while now and so when the lovely Simone over at ToysRyours.co.uk got in touch with me again this time asking if I would be interested in reviewing one for her Read More
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Monday, 21 November 2016 01:41

The Tremblr Will Leave You Totally Dry

You can imagine my delight when I was approached by Ian from fmachinefun.co.uk asking if I would be interested in reviewing a new male milking machine from the manufacturers of the F-machine Pro Fucking Machine (www.f-machine.com). My interest was piqued when I was informed that they are producing a male milking machine to rival the Venus. The Tremblr (no that isn't a typo) is almost ready for general release and by the time you get to read this review it will be just about ready so I am honoured to have been allowed to review one of their pre-production machines for them.

Well I was very impressed and every time that we have put it to the test it has done the trick and what surprised me the most was just how controllable it is. This little machine would be perfect in any dungeon and is ideal for domme/sub play. Yes it's great on your own but if you hand the controls over to someone else it can be one hell of a wild ride.

Now I thought this was an amazing machine but the manufacturers have actually made over 30 tweaks and changes to make it even better, if you are interested in just how good it really is then read on for the juicy bits.

Sunday, 06 November 2016 09:18

A Silky Smooth Rabbit Vibe That Packs A Punch

I was delighted when I was contacted by the nice people from IMToy who asked if I would like to review one of the sex toys from their latest range - the Zoo collection. Now the unusual name piqued my interest so I immediately went over to their website to learn more about this new range and I was surprised to see six new sex toys in the offering. The Rhino really caught my eye for its elegant curves and simple looks so I opted to review one of those but I must admit that I wish I had them all as they look sublime.

The whole range in their pastel pink colour looks really nice and there is something there for everyone, and yes there is even a male masturbator there as well called the Manta Ray that is definitely worth checking out.

They sent me a Rhino to review free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review, this will not affect the outcome of my review in any way as all of my reviews are written from the heart and are an accurate account of how I found the sex toy.

I insert it fully then close my thighs trapping it and I can then gently thrust my hips for some amazing sensations and it leaves my hands free to operate the App.

Well the Rhino certainly looks the part but can it stand up to the other Rabbit Vibes on the market and more importantly just how good is it? Read on to find out...

Saturday, 17 September 2016 21:10

Your Intimate Personal Trainer

Now who wouldn't want the opportunity to increase their sexual performance whilst taking care of some issues that often are a curse for middle aged women? Whilst checking out all of the amazing new sex toys available at the ETO show this year I came across an amazing stand run by Gvibe.com. I was quite taken with their products and the great way in which they were presented by brand ambassador Marco Tortoni (a very nice man dressed as a Roman Centurion).

They have some amazing products that are really cutting edge and the Gballs² kegel trainer really impressed me. I had fairly recently reviewed the IM Toys Candy Kegel Trainer and whilst I liked it there were several limitations with the App. Would the Gballs² address these issues - I had to find out.

I was delighted when Gvibe agreed to send me one in exchange for an impartial review and so it was on with the testing.

I absolutely love the Gballs², it really does work and the app is both easy to use and packed full of great features.

Maybe this is the secret of those Thai performers who can shoot a ping pong ball across a room? Could I turn my vagina into a vagina of champions or would it just simply be a waste of time, read on to find out.

Thursday, 04 August 2016 00:19

Fun Factory Big Boss G5 Vibrator

I have had my eyes on the Fun Factory Big Boss G5 for a while now and so when the lovely Simone over at ToysRyours.co.uk got in touch with me again this time asking if I would be interested in reviewing one for her I jumped at the chance.

Now, this is the largest vibrator that Fun Factory make - hence its name and my interest in it. I had a Fun Factory vibrator called the Patchy Paul many, many years ago and sadly it is no longer with me but I loved it, so I was very keen to see if this vibrator could live up to its long distant cousin's performance.

What I liked initially about the design was the handle and controls as they looked well thought out and easy to use. Let's just say that I had a lot of fun getting to know it and putting it through its paces.

So did the Fun Factory Big Boss G5 Vibrator live up to its predecessor or was it more of a "Boss Hog"? Read on to find out.