Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my siteWelcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines, e-stim and BDSM.

I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I hope it shows in my reviews and articles.

I love hearing from my readers so please don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch.

Joanne xxx


Companies that I regularly review for:

E-Stim SystemsBondaraFleshlight
Latex, Leather & LaceMeoUberkinky

Blush Novelties Fruity Grape Bullet Vibe Review

This tiny little bullet vibe is surprisingly powerful

I love small and powerful bullet vibes and have so much use for them while masturbating or playing with others. I honestly believe that everyone should have some bullets in their toy bags as they are so much fun.

I was delighted when AdultShopIt sent me a Blush Novelties Fruity Vibe - Grape to review and I looked forward to putting it to the test.

"I was surprised at just how powerful the motor is on the Fruit Vibe Grape when you switch it on it starts on its lowest power setting, and I love this one. Circling my clitoris with it feels fantastic, and I love teasing my urethra with it too."

Joanne

This bullet vibe is tiny, and I knew that while it would probably be a lot of fun its small size would have some drawbacks and I will cover those later in the review.

So is the Grape Fruity Vibe from Blush Novelties something to be savoured or is it a grape that is only worth crushing? Read on to find out.

ABDL Pacifier Clips From OnesiesDownUnder

Don't drop the Diddy with these pacifier retainers

If you are in a DDLG relationship or just an ABDL no doubt, you or someone you know enjoys using a pacifier or dummy.

One problem with littles using a pacifier is what happens when they drop it or accidentally spit it out when sucking on one while they are distracted.

"Basically, these pacifier retainers are bulletproof, their sturdy construction will give you years of faithful service while the fantastic array of designs means they will continue putting a smile on any little's face for a long time to come."

Joanne

Obviously, hygiene is a huge concern so you don't want a pacifier falling onto the floor where it could come into contact with nasty germs and bacteria.

Even worse could be the scenario where your little loses their pacifier - perish the thought. Luckily there are products available that are designed to cope with both of those problems, and it is one of these that I am reviewing today for OnesiesDownUnder.

Obey Luxury 24" Spanking Cane Review

A cane that can both bite or gently nibble your butt

Impact play is often a crucial part of many BDSM scenes and activities, and there is a vast range of products available to allow this to be done safely.

I enjoy having an impact play toy used on me and also using them on others and so when I received a unique discount code from Bondara to share with my readers I just had to treat myself to a new cane.

"It's very well balanced and smooth to swing becoming almost an extension to your hand. Quick light strokes are lots of fun, and if you use your hand to bounce the cane off it you can create strokes that are so fast they are a blur, and these feel divine."

Joanne

The Obey Range is an excellent range of BDSM sex toys, and I got 10% off the sale price on this cane - bonus.

This cane is touted as a luxury one, and I looked forward to seeing if it lived up to its title. So read on to see what I thought of this cane.

Adult Pacifier Triple Pack Review For OnesiesDownUnder

These pacifiers or diddies are now a firm favourite with my little

If you enjoy the DDLG lifestyle or have a friend who is an ABDL then no doubt you have already heard of Onesies Down Under. They are an Australian business who specialise in the DDLG lifestyle supplying some very nice products to littles all around the world.

I am fortunate to have been sent some products to review with the help of Little "Rae", who has been enjoying the lifestyle all of her adult life and has only just recently introduced us to it.

"As soon as it went into her mouth her eyes closed and a smile spread across her face partially covered by the pacifiers guard but you could see it none the less. She loves them and has actually thrown her old one out preferring the new ones from OnesiesDownUnder which to be honest I can understand as these ones are just perfect for her"

Joanne

For anyone unaware of what the DDLG lifestyle is all about I wrote an article covering DDLG relationships briefly that you may find interesting.

Onesiesdownunder has sent us some fantastic things for Little "Rae" to get her hands on and enjoy, and this is the first review in a series which will cover the products that we have been sent. So read on to find out what we thought of the pack of three pacifiers that we were sent.

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July 16, 2018

Blush Novelties Fruity Grape Bullet Vibe Review

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ABDL Pacifier Clips From OnesiesDownUnder

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