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  • Vibrator Review Fun Factory Big Boss G5

    Vibrator Review Fun Factory Big Boss G5

    Fun Factory Big Boss G5 Vibrator I have had my eyes on the Fun Factory Big Boss G5 for a while now and so when the lovely Simone over at ToysRyours.co.uk got in touch with me again this time asking if I would be interested in reviewing one for her Read More
  • ElectroPebble E-Stim Control Unit Review from e-stim.co.uk

    ElectroPebble E-Stim Control Unit Review from e-stim.co.uk

    The ElectroPebble® E-Stim Control Unit Review When I visited the ETO show this year I finally got to meet up with the lovely people from e-stim.co.uk, these are people who got me interested in electrosex and it was lovely to finally meet them all. For those of you who don't Read More
  • Book Review - How To Eat Pussy Like A Rockstar

    Book Review - How To Eat Pussy Like A Rockstar

    Book Review - How To Eat Pussy Like A Rockstar Now I don't usually do book reviews as I am a slow reader and they just take so long to review but when I was approached to see if I would be interested in reviewing "How To Eat Pussy Like A Read More
  • Vibrator Review - Svakom Keri

    Vibrator Review - Svakom Keri

    A Small But Powerful Vibrator - The Keri When I visited the ETO (Erotic Trade Only) show this year in Birmingham I cam across the Svakom stand and really enjoyed getting my hands on some of their newest vibrators. If you have been reading my blog for a while you will Read More
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Thursday, 04 August 2016 00:19

Fun Factory Big Boss G5 Vibrator

I have had my eyes on the Fun Factory Big Boss G5 for a while now and so when the lovely Simone over at ToysRyours.co.uk got in touch with me again this time asking if I would be interested in reviewing one for her I jumped at the chance.

Now, this is the largest vibrator that Fun Factory make - hence its name and my interest in it. I had a Fun Factory vibrator called the Patchy Paul many, many years ago and sadly it is no longer with me but I loved it, so I was very keen to see if this vibrator could live up to its long distant cousin's performance.

What I liked initially about the design was the handle and controls as they looked well thought out and easy to use. Let's just say that I had a lot of fun getting to know it and putting it through its paces.

So did the Fun Factory Big Boss G5 Vibrator live up to its predecessor or was it more of a "Boss Hog"? Read on to find out.

Sunday, 31 July 2016 18:07

The ElectroPebble® E-Stim Control Unit Review

I finally got to meet the team from E-stim Systems at ETOWhen I visited the ETO show this year I finally got to meet up with the lovely people from e-stim.co.uk, these are people who got me interested in electrosex and it was lovely to finally meet them all. For those of you who don't know, e-stim.co.uk are a home grown success story winning two ETO trade awards in the last two years and deservedly so. They make all of their own products in the UK, offering a lifetime guarantee and as anyone who has been reading my reviews will know they make the best electrosex equipment on the market.

As well as loving the opportunity to finally meet them it was great to find out what's coming up in the near future. Needless to say I also spent a lot of time admiring their equipment. I wanted to get a closer look at the 2B™ Power Box as it fascinates me in terms of its capabilities compared to my Series one control box. I wasn't expecting to find out that they were planning to release a brand new control box aimed squarely at the market between the Series 1 and 2B™ Power Box.

I was blown away by the brief, it sounded too good to be true and so after some arm twisting the nice people at e-stim.co.uk agreed to send me an ElectroPebble® to review for them in exchange for an unbiased review and so here we are.

The ElectroPebble's specifications are pretty amazing. Would this new control box live up to all the hype and satisfy my dreams of a dual channel control box that had programmes that I could really enjoy? Well to answer that question I need to tell you a bit more about this clever little unit so read on. A word of warning though, it's a pretty long review but I hope that it satisfies your curiosity about this new piece of e-stim hardware.

Wednesday, 20 July 2016 11:15

Book Review - How To Eat Pussy Like A Rockstar

The book is packed with great imagesNow I don't usually do book reviews as I am a slow reader and they just take so long to review but when I was approached to see if I would be interested in reviewing "How To Eat Pussy Like A Rockstar" written by the very talented Amy J. Fillmore my curiosity won and I jumped at the chance. I was sent this book to review for free in exchange for an honest and frank review.

So how I am going to review this book? Well I decided that both myself and Stunt Cock should read and review the book. I could then see if his technique has improved (yay for me - this is going to be fun). What about me reading it and reviewing it though? Well I have always been Bi-curious and I figured that if I could read the book and hoist all of its tips and techniques on board then we could see exactly how it could benefit a complete beginner with the help of one of my friends who has been trying to get into my knickers for ages.

So that was the plan, read it and then nervously try to put it all into practice on a fully fledged lesbian who joking calls herself the "Queen of Tongues". If I could impress her then I guess that would be a glowing reflection on the book.

So I nervously approached the book knowing that a lot was at stake, read on to see the delights contained within How To Eat Pussy Like A Rockstar.

Wednesday, 06 July 2016 09:00

A Small But Powerful Vibrator - The Keri

When I visited the ETO (Erotic Trade Only) show this year in Birmingham I cam across the Svakom stand and really enjoyed getting my hands on some of their newest vibrators. If you have been reading my blog for a while you will know that I have reviewed the Siime Camera Vibrator and had a lot fo fun doing so. I was asked if I would like to review the Svakom Keri and of course I jumped at the chance and so Svakom have sent me one to review free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review in conjunction with one of their Amazon retailers.

I really enjoyed the Siime and the luxury feel of this toy from Svakom and so I was delighted to be able to put it to the test. Having felt its power on my fingers at the show I couldn't wait to feel what that power felt like elsewhere if you know what I mean (if you don't then you soon will if do you carry on reading).

So how did the Svakom Keri perform? Read on as I cover everything from delivery to orgasm to hear what I really think of it.