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Welcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines and I have a lot of fun doing what I do. I hope it shows in my reviews and articles. I love hearing from my readers so don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch.

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  • ElectraStim Prestige ElectraLoops Adjustable Cock Rings

    ElectraStim Prestige ElectraLoops Adjustable Cock Rings

    A Stunning Set Of Cock Loops I was sent a pair of conductive rubber cock loops to review from ElectraStim and I was delighted to be able to review another piece of E-stim equipment, especially as it meant that I will get to tease my 'Stunt Cock' with it during Read More
  • Magnum E-Stim Electrode From e-stim.co.uk

    Magnum E-Stim Electrode From e-stim.co.uk

    The Magnum Bipolar Electrode - Enjoying The Ballistic Curve Now for those of you who follow my blog and my reviews it will be no secret that I really, really enjoy E-stim fun and games. I was delighted when the nice people over at E-stim Systems got in touch asking me Read More
  • ElectroHelix E-Stim Control Unit Review from e-stim.co.uk

    ElectroHelix E-Stim Control Unit Review from e-stim.co.uk

    The ElectroHelix™ E-Stim Control Unit Review You wouldn't believe my excitement when the postie delivered an ElectroHelix™ E-stim Control Unit to me from the lovely people down at e-stim.co.uk. This will be my third review of a Control Unit from this great company and after reviewing the ElectroPebble and Series Read More
  • Vibrator Review - Crescendo

    Vibrator Review - Crescendo

    A Great Vibrator With A Twist - The Crescendo For over a year I have been following the development of the Crescendo from Mysteryvibe.com. This amazing sex toy features six motors and the ability to be bent into unique shapes to enhance its ability to get to the right spots. The Read More
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Friday, 24 March 2017 07:24

A Stunning Set Of Cock Loops

I was sent a pair of conductive rubber cock loops to review from ElectraStim and I was delighted to be able to review another piece of E-stim equipment, especially as it meant that I will get to tease my 'Stunt Cock' with it during the review process. Oh sweet fun.

This is not the first set of cock loops that I have reviewed and I was interested to see how these ones would perform, they are a new product line from ElectraStim and in conjunction with the ElectraLoops they also sent me their entry level control box the ElectraStim EM60-E which is a very tidy little unit (watch out for my separate review of it).

I was sent both the Prestige ElectroLoops and the EM60-E free of charge in exchange for a frank and honest review and this will in no way affect this review. So what did we think of them, read on to find out.

Friday, 10 March 2017 13:19

The Magnum Bipolar Electrode - Enjoying The Ballistic Curve

Now for those of you who follow my blog and my reviews it will be no secret that I really, really enjoy E-stim fun and games. I was delighted when the nice people over at E-stim Systems got in touch asking me if I would be interested in reviewing another electrode for them but this time with a completely new finish. Obviously I jumped at the chance, I mean what is a girl to do when presented with an offer like that.

I particularly like using it on the Milk setting on my ElectroPebble or ElectroHelix as I find this setting to be one that really teases me and gently brings me up to some earth shattering orgasms.

I opted for the bullet shaped Magnum™ as I had a suspicion that it would make anal Electrosex easier for me and I wasn't mistaken. More on its delightful curves in a moment but suffice to say this is the electrode if you are new to anal pleasures as it really is an amazing shape.

Wednesday, 22 February 2017 19:13

The ElectroHelix™ E-Stim Control Unit Review

You wouldn't believe my excitement when the postie delivered an ElectroHelix™ E-stim Control Unit to me from the lovely people down at e-stim.co.uk. This will be my third review of a Control Unit from this great company and after reviewing the ElectroPebble and Series 1 it has a lot to live up to. I was blown away by the features on the ElectroPebble and couldn't wait to see how the ElectroHelix™ would measure up when directly compared with its predecessor the Series 1.

My first control unit was the ever reliable Series 1 Control Box and I still enjoy using it for its amazing power and the ElectroHelix™ will be replacing the Series 1 as the entry Control Unit from e-stim.co.uk. That is a quite a daunting task as the Series 1 is simply brilliant but it's its simplicity that lets it down when compared to the amazing functionality and operating modes of the ElectroPebble, so the ElectroHelix™ is designed to bridge the gap between the two. Giving you the great power output of the Series 1 but with some of the cool programs found on the ElectroPebble.

My favourite modes are definitely pulse and milk but I also use all of the others as well, but when playing I tend to use those two more than the rest. I love my Series 1 box but this one simply blows it away in terms of its features and power and I can see it quickly becoming a best seller for E-stim systems.

Read on to find out just how it does compare with its predecessor. Oh and just like its name suggests the helix does have a few very interesting twists built in.

Wednesday, 04 January 2017 11:32

A Great Vibrator With A Twist - The Crescendo

For over a year I have been following the development of the Crescendo from Mysteryvibe.com. This amazing sex toy features six motors and the ability to be bent into unique shapes to enhance its ability to get to the right spots. The build up to its launch and the development were amazing to follow. The developers were completely open with the process and they engaged with bloggers at a very early stage to both inform and to raise awareness of their product. From concept to vibrator has taken them a long five years but the time taken in research and development has been worth it.

The vibrations are quite rumbly which is something that I like but others might not enjoy them as much. This toy is a dichotomy, it was designed by the nicest of people as a toy for everyone to enjoy and it feels like it is trying to be the jack of all trades rather than being the best in a particular area.

I have actually spent four weeks getting to know the Crescendo and to find out what I think about this revolutionary sextoy read on for a frank account of its performance and features.