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Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines and I have a lot of fun doing what I do. I hope it shows in my reviews and articles. I love hearing from my readers so don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch.

Joanne xxx

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  • Vibease Remote Control Panty Vibrator Review

    Vibease Remote Control Panty Vibrator Review

    Get Ready For A Party In Your Panties I had to ask my friend 'Google' what the Vibease was when I was approached to see if I would be interested in reviewing one for the manufacturer and it seriously got me interested. It's a remote controlled vibrator that you slip Read More
  • Aslan Leather Driver Strap On Harness from Uberkinky

    Aslan Leather Driver Strap On Harness from Uberkinky

    Aslan Leather Driver Strap On Harness from Uberkinky I was delighted when Uberkinky asked me if I would be interested in reviewing a strap on harness for them and of courseI said that I would be delighted to. I mean, who would turn down the offer of a quality leather Read More
  • Sweet Sensation Booty Plug Review - SoDivine

    Sweet Sensation Booty Plug Review - SoDivine

    Sweet Sensation Booty Plug Review - SoDivine I am not normally a big fan of butt plugs but when I received the press release from So Divine about their new addition to their range of sex toy - the Sweet Sensation Booty Plug there was just something about it that caught my Read More
  • Double Electro Pinwheel E-Stim Electrode From e-stim.co.uk

    Double Electro Pinwheel E-Stim Electrode From e-stim.co.uk

    Double Electro Pinwheel E-Stim Electrode From e-stim.co.uk Well my cheeky nature has landed me in the hot seat this time. Whilst chatting with another sextoy reviewer (the delightful @brunettereviews on twitter) the conversation came round to pinwheels and our love of electrosex so I cheekily mentioned to Mick at E-Stim Systems Read More
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Thursday, 25 May 2017 17:48

Get Ready For A Party In Your Panties

I had to ask my friend 'Google' what the Vibease was when I was approached to see if I would be interested in reviewing one for the manufacturer and it seriously got me interested. It's a remote controlled vibrator that you slip down the front of your panties and it has so many features that I had to get one in to review. Now if you believe the hype this is one seriously clever sex toy but did it live up to my expectations when it arrived? Read on to find out.

If you are looking for a clit stim only toy which allows for hands-free use, is super quiet, powerful, with lots of vibration options that can be used outside the bedroom and your partner can even get involved even when they are away from you then this is the one to get.

Joanne
I was delighted when I got to unbox it as the no frills packaging looks amazing with its simple pink and turquoise colour scheme and as you never get a second chance at first impressions this review was off to a good start. The box sleeve is packed with information and it took me a while to get through it all. Then it was on with the unboxing and this is often one of my favourite parts of the reviewing process.


Wednesday, 24 May 2017 17:00

Aslan Leather Driver Strap On Harness from Uberkinky

I was delighted when Uberkinky asked me if I would be interested in reviewing a strap on harness for them and of courseI said that I would be delighted to. I mean, who would turn down the offer of a quality leather harness that would be a great excuse to have some more girly fun? I'm only human and so I jumped at the chance informing my Stunt Cock that he was off the hook as I know he was worried that I would be using it on him by pegging him instead of enjoying it with my friend.

I cannot describe just how much fun I had with my female friend whilst wearing this harness and also whilst being at her mercy with her wearing as well.

Joanne

Uberkinky have an amazing range of Strap Ons and to this date I have only ever reviewed one strap on and that was for the lovely Cara Sutra as part of her Pleasure Panel so I was really looking forward to getting my hands (and hips) on the Aslan Leather Driver Strap On Harness.


Tuesday, 23 May 2017 12:21

Sweet Sensation Booty Plug Review - SoDivine

I am not normally a big fan of butt plugs but when I received the press release from So Divine about their new addition to their range of sex toy - the Sweet Sensation Booty Plug there was just something about it that caught my attention. It may have been the lovely colour (I love purple) but it was in fact its small size. This is a small butt plug and as I have struggled to find a plug that feels natural for me I had to ask if they would be willing to send me one to review in exchange for an honest appraisal of its {Cough!} performance.

If you have never had sex whilst wearing a butt plug where have you been? It is something that I can highly recommend as both you and your partner will love it.

Joanne

Needless to say I have spent quite a bit of time getting to know it. So the big question is, was my initial interest warranted or not. Is this a butt plug that I can recommend for your booty or is it just another generic sex toy?


Tuesday, 09 May 2017 17:32

Double Electro Pinwheel E-Stim Electrode From e-stim.co.uk

Well my cheeky nature has landed me in the hot seat this time. Whilst chatting with another sextoy reviewer (the delightful @brunettereviews on twitter) the conversation came round to pinwheels and our love of electrosex so I cheekily mentioned to Mick at E-Stim Systemsthat if he ever needed any reviewing we would be two willing volunteers. Mick to my delight took us up on the offer and in no time at all a Double Pinwheel arrived together with a tube of their great Electrogel (Read my review of it HERE). Oops, it looks like I landed both myself and Brunette Reviews with a torture device to review.

I will be brutally honest here, when I took it out of its case I was terrified by it. There is something medieval about it and the pins on the two rotating pinwheels are very, very sharp. I had serious reservations about using it on my skin even without connecting it to one of my E-stim control boxes but having done so I can just sum it up with OMG!

These rotating pinwheels are what this toy is all about and they strike fear into anyone who is about to have it used on them as they just look so incredibly dangerous and painful. However, whilst it looks painful and dangerous how it feels in use is not what you would expect.

Joanne

It's incredible on its own but attached to a control box the feelings are sublime. So read on to find out why you should definitely consider adding one of these electrodes to your e-stim electrode collection.