Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my siteWelcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines, e-stim and BDSM.

I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I hope it shows in my reviews and articles.

I love hearing from my readers so please don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch.

Joanne xxx


Companies that I regularly review for:

E-Stim SystemsBondaraFleshlight
Latex, Leather & LaceMeoUberkinky

Dreamy And Unicorns Snap Crotch ABDL Onesies

These onesies are fantastic quality and just so cute

A staple part of most littles attire is the humble Onesie, an outfit that is both simple and cute. There are several sites online offering them, but in my opinion, one of the best is OnesiesDownUnder as they have a dazzling array of designs and sizes.

Onesies can be expensive, but as a general rule as with everything, you do get what you pay for. I was delighted when OnesiesDownUnder asked if we would like to review some for them and we jumped at the chance.

"These Onesies feature a classic round neck design and the edges of the garment, neck, arms and around the leg area are all edged and very neatly stitched. This finishes these edges nicely and again I was impressed by the materials used."

Joanne

Little Rae has a few Onesies but she doesn't have any from OnsiesDownUnder, and she just loves the designs of their printed ones.

Not sure about sizing we asked for an XL and a 2XL to see how we got on with and without diapers. So read on to see what Little Rae and I think of these printed Onesies from the other side of the world.

Pipedream Fetish Fantasy Penis Ball Gag

Finally a cock that you can chew on without receiving complaints

I love receiving BDSM products through the post to review, there is something incredibly pleasing about opening a box having no idea what is inside to find something you think might be just up your street.

That is how I felt when I opened my latest package from AdultShopIt a UK online retailer carrying a dizzying array of sex toys and BDSM implements.

"Wearing it was a lot of fun, with the strap pulled very tight the ball portion of the gag forces your teeth open and the penis extension sits on your tongue giving your mouth a very full feeling which I loved."

Joanne

They had sent me a penis ball gag, and I couldn't wait to have some fun with it. I had always wondered how they feel and I was going to find out. I knew that sub'r' would also be delighted to put it through its paces too.

So we went to a dungeon and put it to the test, having used it numerous times now I feel confident that I can do it justice in this review so here we go.

Blush Novelties Fruity Grape Bullet Vibe Review

This tiny little bullet vibe is surprisingly powerful

I love small and powerful bullet vibes and have so much use for them while masturbating or playing with others. I honestly believe that everyone should have some bullets in their toy bags as they are so much fun.

I was delighted when AdultShopIt sent me a Blush Novelties Fruity Vibe - Grape to review and I looked forward to putting it to the test.

"I was surprised at just how powerful the motor is on the Fruit Vibe Grape when you switch it on it starts on its lowest power setting, and I love this one. Circling my clitoris with it feels fantastic, and I love teasing my urethra with it too."

Joanne

This bullet vibe is tiny, and I knew that while it would probably be a lot of fun its small size would have some drawbacks and I will cover those later in the review.

So is the Grape Fruity Vibe from Blush Novelties something to be savoured or is it a grape that is only worth crushing? Read on to find out.

ABDL Pacifier Clips From OnesiesDownUnder

Don't drop the Diddy with these pacifier retainers

If you are in a DDLG relationship or just an ABDL no doubt, you or someone you know enjoys using a pacifier or dummy.

One problem with littles using a pacifier is what happens when they drop it or accidentally spit it out when sucking on one while they are distracted.

"Basically, these pacifier retainers are bulletproof, their sturdy construction will give you years of faithful service while the fantastic array of designs means they will continue putting a smile on any little's face for a long time to come."

Joanne

Obviously, hygiene is a huge concern so you don't want a pacifier falling onto the floor where it could come into contact with nasty germs and bacteria.

Even worse could be the scenario where your little loses their pacifier - perish the thought. Luckily there are products available that are designed to cope with both of those problems, and it is one of these that I am reviewing today for OnesiesDownUnder.

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Dreamy And Unicorns Snap Crotch ABDL Onesies

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