Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my siteWelcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines, e-stim and BDSM.

I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I hope it shows in my reviews and articles.

I love hearing from my readers so please don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch.

Joanne xxx


Companies that I regularly review for:

E-Stim SystemsBondaraFleshlight
Latex, Leather & LaceMeoUberkinky

Cock Candy Flavoured Oral Sex Lube Value Pack From Meo.de

Take your oral sex to the next level

Oral sex is one of my all-time favourite sex acts, there is something about it that really gets me horny, and I just love performing it and also receiving it of course.

I was delighted then when Meo.de asked me to review their range of Cock Candy oral sex flavoured lubes

"Between the work of sub'r' and my own oral administrations, we have thoroughly tested all five flavours, and Stunt Cock is one satisfied reviewer. It's a hard life for him, but he always 'rises' to any new challenge that I throw at him."

Joanne

They sent me their value pack which contains five flavoured lubes in a handy toilet/flight bag free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review.

I have spent a few weeks in conjunction with sub'r' really putting these flavours to the test, and my Stunt Cock has really enjoyed the attention. So what do we think of these flavoured lubes from Meo?

The OffBeat Silicone Stroker From Godemiche

A silicone stroker with a cheeky play on words for a name - OffBeat

Stunt CockIt's always lovely when Joanne gets asked to review male masturbators, nice for me that is as I get dragged in to act as her Stunt Cock.

Yes I know, it's a 'hard' life, but I always like to 'rise' to the occasion and love 'slipping into' her reviewing regime. OK, that's enough of the quips, this is going to be a serious review of a brand new product.

Godemiche, one of Joanne's favourite dildo artisans, have decided that now is the time to enter the male stroker market and lucky for me, we were sent one in advance of its launch to put it to the test.

"One thing I really like about the OffBeat is how easy it is to hold, and as it doesn't really change your masturbatory style, it enhances it."

Stunt Cock

It was nice to be given a sneak peek of their newest product, the OffBeat. So without further ado, here are my thoughts on this silicone stroker.

Secret Play Hybrid Organic Lube With Aloe Vera And Olive Oil

This is a silcione hybrid lube that is really very effective

Once again I have been lucky to have been given the opportunity to review another variety of lube from the Secret Play Range by Latex, Leather & Lace one of my all-time favourite companies.

I loved their water-based Secret Play Natural lube and had high hopes for this one. I now know enough about Secret Play to know that what was coming was going to be good.

"The consistency is fantastic; if you apply a small amount to a finger, it just sits there in a drop. It is quite viscous which means it won't run through your fingers and onto the sheets while you put the bottle away, making it easy to apply just where you want it."

Joanne

It's all good news about this lube, Secret Play certainly doesn't disappoint, and they seem to be one of the best-kept secrets in lubes.

So, let me tell you why this is now my favourite hybrid lube, and it is the one I go for every time especially for fast fucking machine fun and games.

Little Rascals And PlayDayz Classic Diaper Review For Nappies R Us

Two great adult diapers from Nappies R Us

This has been a unique and exciting review to write. My first attempt at reviewing ABDL diapers with the help of Nappies R Us.

Diapers are big business in the ABDL world, and there are so many different ones available, indeed Nappies R Us stock an immense range of ones to choose from. In this review, I am concentrating on two of their own brand of diapers.

With the help of my helper Little 'Rae', we have almost gone through half a pack of each evaluating them to give this review justice.

So, if you want to see how each of these diapers performs read on to find out what we did and how they performed. Spoiler alert, the diapers do get very wet.

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