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I never know what I will receive when John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) ask to send me more items. They produce a wide variety of designs and items, including depth-play toys, dildos, butt plugs and stretchers.
The quality of the designs and silicone is excellent. Because of this, I always look forward to seeing what they will send me each time.
"The small Alien Egg is top-heavy and bulbous. The design of its ridges and grooves helps to hold water-based lube in place. I played with the small one vaginally, and sub 'r' played with it afterwards anally."
Joanne
I agreed to review JTT's four latest designs. Luckily, I knew I would not need to wait long for the boxes to arrive.
This is the review for the Alien Egg design.
I always get excited when John Thomas Toys sends me new products to evaluate and review, and this was no exception. Except that this time, it wasn't a box of enormous silicone delights that they sent.
I was genuinely delighted to have received their latest product aimed at people who enjoy their range of larger-than-life insertables. The floor stand is a heavyweight solution to one of the biggest problems with larger toys.
"I can see the floor stand being extremely popular with anyone involved in photoshoots or live video performances, and it makes using even the largest of dildos manageable. This leaves you free to concentrate on your performance and enjoyment."
Joanne
I was suitably impressed with it, and it's about time something like this hit the market.
But before I go into what it is and how it works well, let me tell you how one arrives if you order one.
I really enjoy reviewing good quality sex toys. So when John Thomas Toys asked if I would like to review some more of their designs, I jumped at the chance.
JTT produce some stunning and some eye-watering designs. I never know what they will send, so it always feels like Xmas when the boxes arrive.
"The sensations of the tentacle sliding inside my pussy with the gradually expanding shaft and the suckers was fantastic."
Joanne
I cannot say no to good quality items, so I cannot say no to JTT. They produce good quality dildos, stretchers and depth play toys.
After saying yes, I just needed to wait for the delivery driver to turn up at my door. After a short wait of a few days, the driver stood at my door with four large boxes. This review is for the Leviathan dildo.