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Bijoux Indescrets Flamboyant Body Jewelery Purple And Pink

Your nipples and foof will have never looked so good when all blinged up

I am not one for bling, usually, but when I saw the Bijoux Indescrets Body Jewelry, I was filled with curiosity and desire.

I had to see how sexy they would look and as you get a pair of stick-on nipple jewellery plus a set for your vulva I was hooked.

"The effect obtained with the crystals stuck firmly to the silicone lattice is genuinely beautiful. It is this latticework frame that the jewels are attached to that makes this product so versatile."

Joanne

Stick on jewelry or pasties are not anything new, they have been around for hundreds of years with burlesque dancers using pasties to provide some modesty to their performances.

However, these new stick on jewelry lines are fantastic as they use modern materials to give you a look that will definitely turn heads.

Book Review - BDSM A Guide To The Explorers Of Extreme Eroticism

This is one book that I will keep refering to

I don't often review books, but this one caught my eye when I was approached by the author Ayzad. Well, it's a guide that covers almost every conceivable erotic, kinky and BDSM fetish that you can think of, so how could I refuse?

As I'm someone who believes that none of us knows it all and we can all continue to learn new things and improve ourselves every day of our lives I jumped at the chance to review it.

"This book is a testimony to the kinky lifestyle and extensive experience of the author, and it is a book that I will be referring to again and again. It is easy to read, and I just can't stress enough just how much useful information it contains."

Joanne

I was, therefore, sent a review copy so that I could read it and then give my honest opinion as to its contents and readability. You see, this is a book that had its first edition published in 2004 in Italy. Yes, the author is Italian, and this book was also written in Italian. This international edition was published in 2016.

I must say though that having read it, you would never know as it has been very professionally translated, edited and proofread before the international edition in English was published.

BDSM Puppy Slave Collar Review

This stunning collar is not just good for puppy play

I have received another fantastic collar from the kinky guys over at Meo.de to review. This one is from the puppy play range, and it features a stunning dog tag which I will talk about later in the review.

This item arrived with some other extremely naughty products, and I am enjoying reviewing them all so watch out for the reviews of such classics as a remote controlled egg vibrator and some kinky puppy knee pads.

"The 'O' Ring at the front as well as carrying the dog tag can be used to restrain your puppy or to put him or her on a leash to better control them, especially in a training environment."

Joanne

Meo is a company based in Germany but they ship worldwide, and they have an incredible range of BDSM and other kinky products. I am becoming quite addicted to their range of products and have thoroughly enjoyed everything that I have reviewed for them.

Collar reviews are pretty hard to write as, well basically it's a collar but read on to see my thoughts on this little collar.

Bondara Black Faux Leather Bondage Mitts Review

A kinky pair of restraints great for pet-play and general BDSM fun

In an effort to explore some new kinky play I bought a pair of Black Faux Leather Bondage Mitts from Bondara.

My thoughts were that with a pair of mittens we could explore some pet play coupled with general bondage fun and games. Mittens are great for removing the ability to use your hands, and so puppy or pony play becomes more realistic.

"Put on a pair of leather mittens and a set of kitten or puppy ears together with a collar, and you can get to enjoy moving around on all fours without any of your usual worries."

Joanne

I chose these mittens for both their price and also their features. I have enjoyed them but sub'r' has been put through her paces by Stunt Cock using them, and I will let you know what we think of them.

Are they an excellent addition to your BDSM toolkit or are there other options out there?

FETISH PAD – The Original Black Absorbent Fetish Pads

You can now squirt, fist, or pee with confidence that you won't ruin the bedding

Every so often I come across a product that makes me take a step back and think what a great idea and this is one of those products. Meo has sent me a pack of Fetish Pads to review, and I have had a lot of fun doing so. Even venturing into the world of Youtube again to do a short video about them.

So what are they? In essence, think of a product that you can place under you to absorb unwanted liquids during play. Fetish Pads are something that will protect your bedding or playspace from stains and damp.

"They are ideal for squirters as you can go with the flow, safe in the knowledge that you aren't going to be washing the bedding after your primaeval orgasms."

Joanne

Reviewing this product meant getting messy and that was a lot of fun in itself. It was also nice to be able to let myself go and enjoy some serious squirting sessions.

So let me tell you what this product is for and why I had so much fun with it.

Pleaser Funtasma Exotica Black Patent Wide Width Platform Gogo Boot

Putting the 'Fuck Me' back into 'Fuck Me Boots'

This is another review of a fantastic piece of footwear from Latex, Leather & Lace. Everyone loves a pair of fuck me boots, and these Pleaser Boots from Funtasma can undoubtedly be described this way as they look amazing.

Stunt Cock took his submissive to visit Latex, Leather & Lace (LL&L) last year and they came away having ordered this fantastic pair of boots.

"The wide heels, I have been told, are perfect for using as handles when giving a submissive a rather hard and fast rodgering in the missionary position."

Joanne

If you have never actually visited the LL&L walk-in shop then I can highly recommend the experience, the staff are incredibly helpful and very knowledgeable. With an incredible range of sex toys, lingerie, fetish items and of course footwear to choose from it's a shop to visit if you are in the area (Barwell, Leicestershire).

The whole shop visit was a magical experience for sub 'r', and she still comments about it after six months. So why has it taken six months to write this review, well these boots have been really put to the test.

Hercules Silcone Vac-u-lock Dildo From Godemiche

A dildo from the Gods, the Hercules as its name suggests is power encarnate

There aren't that many dildo artisans in the UK, but Godemiche is one of them. Run by Adam and Monika they produce a fantastic range of dildos and butt plugs in body-safe silicone.

I have been fortunate in the past to have reviewed the Adam Silicone Dildo and The Peg Anal Dildo for Godemiche, the Peg is also a fantastic beginners butt plug by the way.

"A feature I love about this dildo is the fact that it is uncircumcised. This is the first dildo that I have owned that has an apparent foreskin, it's half withdrawn, and this makes the head fascinating to look at."

Joanne

I was delighted then when Ian from fmachinefun.co.uk asked if I would be interested in reviewing a Hercules for Godemiche. A version of the Hercules with a Vac-u-lock hole in flesh is now in stock at FmachineFun, and Ian thought it would be nice to hear my thoughts on it.

So as you can imagine, I was delighted to be able to review this behemoth of a dildo, and I was even more surprised when I got to see its fantastic colours when it arrived. So without further ado, here are my thoughts on the Hercules Dildo.

Lady MEO - Ring of O BDSM Collar - Gold

A collar that screams submission and demands attention

I was so excited when I laid eyes on this black and gold collar from meo.de. It was sent to me together with some other articles for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.

The Ring of O BDSM Collar is the first one that I am reviewing from this batch as, well, it is gorgeous. I love the high contrast look to it, and the large ring is a real feature. I enjoy reviewing BDSM products as it is my lifestyle choice as well.

"When Stunt Cock places a collar around my neck, I can feel all of my problems and anxiety fall away, putting on a collar both clears my mind and gets me into my submissive zone."

Joanne

As a submissive, I seem to be collecting collars though, and this one is right up there with my favourites, and I will endeavour to tell you why that is within this review.

Meo produces some incredible kinky BDSM equipment. Their range of collars is massive, just check out their site to see what I mean. There is something there for anyone no matter what your tastes.

Zumio An Amazing Clitoral Vibrator

The Zumio, the little sex toy that blew my socks off

It's here.......... finally I have managed to get my hands on a Zumio so that my clitoris could act as judge jury and possible even executioner for this controversial little clitoral vibrator.

The controversy about this little sex toy came about with its release and the marketing blurb surrounding it. Phrases such as "Guaranteed Orgasm" and "cum in under 60 seconds" soon had lots of reviewers and bloggers up in arms about this style of advertising. You see, the problem is that if you don't cum in less than sixty seconds or heaven forbid not at all you risk wallowing in self-pity wondering if there is something wrong with you and that is not the case.

For me, orgasms with the Zumio always leaves me smiling and breathless while looking at the ceiling and chastising myself inwardly along the lines of "Damn girl, you have no staying power at all".

Joanne

We all masturbate and orgasm differently, sometimes I can't achieve orgasm at all when I do due to pain or my meds, that doesn't mean I am broken sexually. Now I too hated the gimmicky advertising but I have heard good things about the toy itself, and so I had to satisfy my curiosity about it by getting one for a review.

Being a tight arse though I bought a second hand one from another blogger - the fantastic Little Switch Bitch (waves and sends a wink her way). Before you start making a face and thinking "Ewwwww - a second-hand sex toy" read on.

Allure Plus Size PVC French Maid Costume Review

Modeled by sub 'r', she was 'maid to serve' - Boom, Boom (I'll get my coat)

This is a review of one of the most delightful French Maid costumes that I have ever come across. It's from Latex Leather and Lace, it is part of their Allure Lingerie Collection. I love these guys for their ethics and astonishing range of outfits, shoes, boots and kink. You name it, and they stock it.

Stunt cock is training a submissive (sub r), and he took her into Latex Leather & Lace to choose a birthday present. It turns out that she has excellent (and kinky) taste.

"This is now the favourite outfit for submissive 'r', and she looks so sweet in it, almost as though butter wouldn't melt in her mouth, but I know otherwise LOL. I must admit as well that it is also my favourite outfit that she has as it looks amazing on her."

Joanne

As soon as they both walked into the Latex, Leather & Lace shop, they were made to feel very welcome. The staff there are just so knowledgeable and friendly. After perusing the fantastic selection of toys and outfits, sub 'r' decided that she fancied a maids outfit.

With three to try on, she was ushered into the changing area, and Stunt Cock was left to wait to see how his submissive looked in each. He didn't have to wait very long at all.

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