Sex Toy Reviews

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I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I try to make my reviews interesting and above all informative. You can use the links below to view lists of reviews from each catagory.

If you see something that interests you then just click on the Read More link to open up that review in full.

The latest reviews are always at the top of the list. If you don't see something that you are looking for then use the search box on the left to look for it.

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Sex or Fucking Machines - Including the Sybian, F-Machine and the Shockspot

Vibrators - Bullet vibes, wands, multispeed vibrators and more

Dildos & Attachments - Fancy something inside you? Dildos are a lot of fun

Butt Plugs - Back door fun and games

Male Masturbators - These sex toys are definitely something more comfortable to slip into

E-Stim - Power boxes, electrodes and more

Lube - Great lubes form Sliquid, Licx, ID and SpunkLube

Sex Toy Cleaners - Don't overlook a cleaner for your sex toys

Other Items - Great sex toys not covered by the categories above

View By Type Of Material

The material that your sex toys are made out of is a big concern, these materials are listed in descending order with the most body safe material at the top and the least body safe at the bottom.






Latest Reviews

March 18, 2018

Rocks Off Bamboo Fire 10 Speed Bullet Vibrator Review

in Vibrators
The chisel shaped clitoral pleaser One of my all-time favourite vibe manufacturers is Rocks Off. They are a UK based manufacturer of very reasonably priced vibrators and sex toys. Don't let the fact that they are cheap put you off though. I have the utmost… Read More
March 12, 2018

uFUC PRO v.2 Fucking Machine Review

in Sex & Fucking Machines
A fucking machine that was so much fun to get to know - intimately. With a myriad of fucking machines on the market, it is always hard to work out what is good or merely a waste of money. I love reviewing sex machines as it means that there is more… Read More
Mar 05, 2018

Black And White Leather Bondage Wrist Cuffs Review

in BDSM Kit Reviews
Black and white cuffs that you can enjoy struggling in Once again I am chuffed to be… Read More

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February 10, 2018 372

EStim Resources

This page is the hub of everything estim related on this site Three years ago the amazing guys over at E-Stim Systems got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing some of their e-stim equipment. I had to be honest as I had never even heard of… Read More
November 11, 2017 1192

The Sybian Riders Guide

Getting the most bang for your buck with a Sybian The Sybian is a legend in its own right, for 30 years it has been providing hard orgasms to women all around the world. It's without a doubt the most powerful vibrator that I have ever had the privilege of… Read More
Nov 02, 2017 646

A Guide To Nipple Play

I love nipple play, it is the gender free sex organ made for loving Well, they're made… Read More

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March 02, 2018

I Am Reviewing The uFUC PRO v.2 Fucking machine

in Blog
I have just received another fucking machine from I am delighted to announce that I will be reviewing the uFUC PRO v.2 Fucking machine for my new sponsor It arrived today and I have *cough* already shall we say conducted a… Read More
February 19, 2018

Eroticon - Come meet and greet me

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The virtual meet and greet With Eroticon 2018 just a few weeks away everyone is finalising their plans. I am both nervous and excited to be going and meeting up with so many of the people I idolise. I am going for the full weekend and should be able to attend… Read More
Feb 04, 2018

Willie Wanka™ mk II Fantasy Fucking Machine

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I will be doing a new Fucking Machine review soon I have been asked by… Read More
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