Sex Toy Reviews

Joannes ReviewsCheck out my sex toy reviews

I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I try to make my reviews interesting and above all informative. You can use the links below to view lists of reviews from each catagory.

If you see something that interests you then just click on the Read More link to open up that review in full.

The latest reviews are always at the top of the list. If you don't see something that you are looking for then use the search box on the left to look for it.


View By Type Of Review

Sex or Fucking Machines - Including the Sybian, F-Machine and the Shockspot

Vibrators - Bullet vibes, wands, multispeed vibrators and more

Dildos & Attachments - Fancy something inside you? Dildos are a lot of fun

Butt Plugs - Back door fun and games

Male Masturbators - These sex toys are definitely something more comfortable to slip into

E-Stim - Power boxes, electrodes and more

Lube - Great lubes form Sliquid, Licx, ID and SpunkLube

Sex Toy Cleaners - Don't overlook a cleaner for your sex toys

Other Items - Great sex toys not covered by the categories above


View By Type Of Material

The material that your sex toys are made out of is a big concern, these materials are listed in descending order with the most body safe material at the top and the least body safe at the bottom.

Silicone

Glass

Leather

Rubber

PVC

Latest Reviews

May 18, 2018

Bijoux Indescrets Flamboyant Body Jewelery Purple And Pink

in Other Reviews
Your nipples and foof will have never looked so good when all blinged up I am not one for bling, usually, but when I saw the Bijoux Indescrets Body Jewelry, I was filled with curiosity and desire. I had to see how sexy they would look and as you get a pair of… Read More
May 15, 2018

Book Review - BDSM A Guide To The Explorers Of Extreme Eroticism

in Other Reviews
This is one book that I will keep refering to I don't often review books, but this one caught my eye when I was approached by the author Ayzad. Well, it's a guide that covers almost every conceivable erotic, kinky and BDSM fetish that you can think of, so how… Read More
May 11, 2018

BDSM Puppy Slave Collar Review

in BDSM Kit Reviews
This stunning collar is not just good for puppy play I have received another fantastic… Read More

Recent Articles

February 10, 2018 936

EStim Resources

This page is the hub of everything estim related on this site Three years ago the amazing guys over at E-Stim Systems got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing some of their e-stim equipment. I had to be honest as I had never even heard of… Read More
November 11, 2017 4246

The Sybian Riders Guide

Getting the most bang for your buck with a Sybian The Sybian is a legend in its own right, for 30 years it has been providing hard orgasms to women all around the world. It's without a doubt the most powerful vibrator that I have ever had the privilege of… Read More
Nov 02, 2017 2697

A Guide To Nipple Play

I love nipple play, it is the gender free sex organ made for loving Well, they're made… Read More

Latest Blog Posts

May 01, 2018

I'm Attending Eroticon 2019 - But I Might Need Some Help

in Blog
I'm So Looking Forward To Upping My Game I will be attending Eroticon 2019 - decision made. I almost got there in 2018 until I had a bad fall just prior to it and I ended up in hospital for a week with bad head injuries. Next year will be different, I will… Read More
April 15, 2018

4000 Twitter Followers Mega Giveaway Competition

in Blog
Celebrate this milestone with me by winning some kinky sextoys I am fast approaching 4,000 followers on Twitter and thought it would be nice to be able to celebrate this milestone achievement with a fantastic giveaway. Three amazing companies have stepped… Read More
Mar 02, 2018

I Am Reviewing The uFUC PRO v.2 Fucking machine

in Blog
I have just received another fucking machine from sexmachines.co.uk I am delighted to… Read More
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