Sex Toy Reviews - Joanne's Sex Machine Reviews | 2015

Rocks Off 80mm Bullet Vibe Review

A Dependable Bullet Vibrator That Has Stood The Test Of Time

I was delighted when Susan from Cherry Blossom Direct got in touch asking if I wanted an RO-80mm Rocks Off bullet vibe to review. Of course I couldn't say no to an offer like that now could I? Cherry Blossom Direct are an online retailer that are looking to establish two brick and mortar stores in the first quarter of 2018 and this will be the first item that I have reviewed for them (hopefully not the last).

I simply adore Rocks Off and I was lucky enough to meet with some of their lovely staff at the 2016 ETO show (it's a big pity that this years was cancelled but that's another story). Rocks off produce an amazing range of sex toys and they are a great UK success story, I hope that some of their luck and determination rubs off on Cherry Blossom Direct.

This toy was designed for clitoral use and it is in this mode that it works best. It's cheap, cheerful, body safe, damn effective and for only £7.99 it's a real winner. Everyone should have one for those moments when you just need some extra stimulation.

Joanne

This is a pretty short review by my usual standards as lets face it this is a bullet vibe with only one speed setting but you are obviously wanting to know more about it and to find out why I like it so much or you wouldn't be reading this so let's get on with the review.

Fantasy C-Ringz Ultimate Couples Cage Vibrating Cock Ring from Uberkinky

Double The Fun With This Cock Ring

This is the first cock ring that I have reviewed and its a cracker. I obviously had to enlist the aid of my 'Stunt Cock' who is always all too eager to join me in my quest for experimenting with more and more sex toys. I was delighted when I was asked by Uberkinky if I would like to review a cock ring from their range of cock rings for them and I could hardly contain my excitement as I waited for this one to arrive as it seemed too good to be true - body safe materials, two vibrators in one toy etc.

I didn't have to wait long as Uberkinky are always super fast with their deliveries and they are always very discreet when it comes to their packaging too.

It's when you turn it on whilst enjoying intercourse that this cock ring really comes into its own as it stimulates both partners.

Joanne

I must admit I was a little under inspired when I took this toy out of the box that it arrived in as the packaging is a little shall we say cramped. But I suppose you could say cosy instead and so I put that behind me and got on with the reviewing process. Would it open my eyes to a whole new world of kinky toys or is it just a gimmick? Read on to find out.

Lovesexy Silky Touch Vibrator Review - SoDivine

A Delightfully Discreet Silicone Coated Vibe

I have been lucky enough to have been able to review four sex toys so far from So Divine, as well as this one I have reviewed the 'Need You Tonight' vibrating bullet as well as the amazing 'Sweetest Taboo' wand style vibrator and the 'Sweet Sensation' Booty Plug. This is my review of another battery operated silicone coated vibrator from So Divine and it features some nice texture on it that feels very nice when it is being used - I do like my textures. I was sent this sex toy in exchange for an honest and fair review.

There is something intensely enjoyable about this vibe that had me wanting to use it again and again. It just feels so comfortable in use and the ridges almost massage your clitoris as you use it.

Joanne

Having spent a lot of time (coughs) researching this sex toy I am happy to be able to tell you all about it. Is it one for the bedside cabinet or is it destined for the bottom of my toy bag? Read on to find out.

Vibrator Review - Crescendo

A Great Vibrator With A Twist - The Crescendo

For over a year I have been following the development of the Crescendo from Mysteryvibe.com. This amazing sex toy features six motors and the ability to be bent into unique shapes to enhance its ability to get to the right spots. The build up to its launch and the development were amazing to follow. The developers were completely open with the process and they engaged with bloggers at a very early stage to both inform and to raise awareness of their product. From concept to vibrator has taken them a long five years but the time taken in research and development has been worth it.

The vibrations are quite rumbly which is something that I like but others might not enjoy them as much. This toy is a dichotomy, it was designed by the nicest of people as a toy for everyone to enjoy and it feels like it is trying to be the jack of all trades rather than being the best in a particular area.

I have actually spent four weeks getting to know the Crescendo and to find out what I think about this revolutionary sextoy read on for a frank account of its performance and features.

Vibrator Review - Svakom Keri

A Small But Powerful Vibrator - The Keri

When I visited the ETO (Erotic Trade Only) show this year in Birmingham I cam across the Svakom stand and really enjoyed getting my hands on some of their newest vibrators. If you have been reading my blog for a while you will know that I have reviewed the Siime Camera Vibrator and had a lot fo fun doing so. I was asked if I would like to review the Svakom Keri and of course I jumped at the chance and so Svakom have sent me one to review free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review in conjunction with one of their Amazon retailers.

I really enjoyed the Siime and the luxury feel of this toy from Svakom and so I was delighted to be able to put it to the test. Having felt its power on my fingers at the show I couldn't wait to feel what that power felt like elsewhere if you know what I mean (if you don't then you soon will if do you carry on reading).

So how did the Svakom Keri perform? Read on as I cover everything from delivery to orgasm to hear what I really think of it.

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