Adult Products and Sex Toy Reviews

Adult Products and Sex Toy Reviews

If you need a thorough review then you have found the right place

I will happily review your adult product or sex toy for you free of charge. Contact me to discuss the details of what you need reviewing.

Upon agreement, I will conduct an honest and unbiased review of your product as I do with everything that I review. You are welcome to quote excerpts of the review (subject to my policies on quoting my work) or use it in your own promotional material. I will review sex toys, bondage items, sex machines and attachments, lubes or anything else of an adult nature.

Website Stats

I'm very proud of my site and it has a mozilla rank of 4.98, a Google Domain Authority of 8/10 and a Google Page Authority of 7/10 plus I have gained over 3,950+ followers on my main social media presence twitter in just 3 years. Together with 3,750+ followers on Tumblr, 840+ subscribers on YouTube and 300+ connections on Linkedin.

I use my social media accounts to promote my reviews, my advertisers and their products.

A good social media strategy is essential to growing my reach and therefore the audience for your products or your service. This data snapshot is from my Google Analytics data from Jul 2018:

My site is growing with an average monthly growth of 7.51%
The graph shows daily page views since 1st Aug 2017 and shows a continuous upwards trend.

It's important for you to remember that whilst you are sending me something to review free of charge this will in no way affect the review. It will be written from my own experiences with the item and will reflect my experience with it. Basically I will provide you with honest feedback, I cannot be held responsible if the review is not to your expectations, that said though if you have a great product then you can expect a great review.

Reviewing process

I often get asked how I do reviews and the timescales involved in doing them and so I have created this infographic to show you roughly how the process works:

This is my reviewing process
This is my reviewing process and it shows rough timelines

Reviewing policy

Read my policy on reviewing items here.

An honest review is not the same as promotional copywriting and if you are looking for 100% positive promotional copywriting then I also offer that service but it is not free of charge, contact me for details.

My Testimonials

Our Testimonials
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Average rating for Our Testimonials, Joanne's Sex Machine Reviews is 5 Star of 5 stars - based on 2 Review
Peter

TheDodil.com

5

Joanne has been wonderfully sweet and supportive in her approach and dealings with us, a young company in a big new world. She reviewed our dodil in an accurate and passionate manner, and we wish her all the best in all her endeavors. Wish to meet Joanne in person one day. I am keeping a big hug for her.

Rachel

AdultShopIt.co.uk

5

I want to say a big thank you to Joanne Summers for her fantastic reviews. We at adultshopit.co.uk have sent various items to Joanne and we have always been very happy with the work she has provided. Dealing with her is always very easy as she very approachable and friendly to talk to. She describes the items we have sent from the way the product has arrived, how it is packaged and how the products work. She is very thorough and honest with her reviews and gives the customer a well informed description of our products. I wouldn’t hesitate to use Joanne for our Product Reviews again and will definitely provide her with some more Adult Goodies to test out for us again in the near future, thanks again Joanne.


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Latest Reviews

September 19, 2018

Cock Candy Flavoured Oral Sex Lube Value Pack From Meo.de

in Lube Reviews
Take your oral sex to the next level Oral sex is one of my all-time favourite sex acts, there is something about it that really gets me horny, and I just love performing it and also receiving it of course. I was delighted then when Meo.de asked me to review… Read More
September 17, 2018

The OffBeat Silicone Stroker From Godemiche

in Male Masturbators
A silicone stroker with a cheeky play on words for a name - OffBeat It's always lovely when Joanne gets asked to review male masturbators, nice for me that is as I get dragged in to act as her Stunt Cock. Yes I know, it's a 'hard' life, but I always like to… Read More
Sep 08, 2018

Secret Play Hybrid Organic Lube With Aloe Vera And Olive Oil

in Lube Reviews
This is a silcione hybrid lube that is really very effective Once again I have been lucky… Read More

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Here are three of my Mr Hankeys Dildos

in Blog
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Custom Printed Sex Toy Charging Cable Clips

in Blog
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in Blog
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