I'm Joanne, the writer, editor, re-editor, spelling corrector and creator of sexmachinereviews.co.uk a blog that I hope will help people as I share my personal experiences of the products you see on this site. I am very sexually liberated and have my kinks, the biggest of which I am sharing on this site and that is my love of mechanical sex. Yes I like fucking machines.
I am a married mother of two who is in her 40's. I could definitely be described as a 'Cougar' or 'MILF', I decided to grab the bull by the horns and do something different with my spare time - hence this blog.
I have absolutely no writing qualifications or for that matter experience so this site is going to be a steep learning curve for me. I hope you bear with me and stick in there as I think that it will be a fun place to visit.
This is my first blog but my sexual journey has been a long one indeed. I used to be a good girl but now I love it a little kinky. I have had my ups and downs like everyone else but every setback that I have encountered has made me stronger and more determined to be open about my sexuality.
My body has had its knocks and dinks over the years and I struggle with mild arthritis in my hands and wrists which is one of the reasons why I enjoy using sex machines so much - they are hands free.
I often provide pretty graphic accounts of what I get upto whilst doing reviews so they are not for the shy but if I like something I say so and if I don't like something then I will tell you why.
I am in absolute awe of some of the bigger sex bloggers out there and hope to forge links and friendships with them as I progress along this long road that is ahead of me.
What do I hope to achieve with this blog? Well I hope firstly to be able to help others expand their sexual knowledge and experiences and I hope that along the road I can become a better person for doing so.
I am really looking forward to any comments that I get so don't be shy, let me know what you think good and bad.
Oh and that's quite a likeness up there - just saying ;-)