I'm Joanne, the writer, editor, re-editor, spelling corrector and creator of this site sexmachinereviews.co.uk. A blog that I hope will help people as I share my personal experiences of the products you see on this site. I'm very sexually liberated and have my kinks.
The biggest of which I am sharing on this site and that is my love of mechanical sex. Yes I like fucking machines.
I am a married mother of two who is in her 40's. I could of course be described as a 'Cougar' or 'MILF'. In 2015 I decided to grab the bull by the horns and do something different with my spare time - hence this blog.
I had no writing qualifications or for that matter experience and so this site had a steep learning curve. I hope you bear with me and stick in there as I think that it will be a fun place to frequent.
This is my first blog but my sexual journey has been a long one indeed. I used to be a good girl but now I love it a little kinky. I have had my ups and downs like everyone else but every setback that I have encountered has made me stronger. It has also made me more determined to be open about my sexuality.
My body has had its knocks and dinks over the years and I struggle with mild arthritis in my hands and wrists. This is one of the reasons why I enjoy using sex machines so much - they are hands free.
I often provide pretty graphic accounts of what I get upto whilst doing reviews so they are not for the shy. But if I like something I say so and if I don't like something then I will tell you why.
I'm in absolute awe of some of the bigger sex bloggers out there. I will continue to forge links and friendships with them as I progress along the long road that is ahead of me.
What do I hope to achieve with this blog? Well, I hope to be able to help others expand their sexual knowledge and experiences. I also hope that along the road I can become a better person for doing so.
I'm really looking forward to any comments that I get so don't be shy, let me know what you think good and bad.
Oh and that's quite a likeness up there - just saying ;-)