Dildos

I love dildo fun and games and I enjoy reviewing them. I tend to not leave much to the imagination when I write my reviews and I will give you the good points as well as the bad so that you can make an informed decision about future purchases.

Dildos
Little Johnny Steel Prostate Stimulator Dildo Review

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Review Dildo Metal MEO Prostate GSpot

Overall Rating:
9.0

Little Johnny Steel Prostate Stimulator Dildo Review

This a a fantastic dildo for pussy and ass play

Meo is a German sex toy retailer, and they are one of my favourites, I can spend hours looking through their incredible selection of kinky sex toys.

I was delighted when they asked if I would be interested in reviewing their Little Johnny Prostate Stimulator and I jumped at the chance of course. So they sent me one for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.

"There is something amazing about solid metal dildos. I love the way you can feel the chill of cold steel as you insert it but that soon changes as it warms up to body temperature. I am always amazed at just how warm a steel dildo can get in use, when I remove it after a good pussy fucking I love how warm it feels in my hand."

Joanne

I love steel dildos, and while I don't have a prostate, I was definitely looking forward to enjoying this hunk of metal, and I am pretty sure you can guess where I planned on putting it.

So is this a steel dildo that really hits the spot or is it a miss for this one. Read on to find out.

Eiffel Tower DIldo - La Tour est Folle Review

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Review PVC MEO Dildo Fantasy SizeQueen

Overall Rating:
8.8

Eiffel Tower DIldo - La Tour est Folle Review

Get yourself on top of the Eiffel Tower for an amazing time

I do have a bit of a reputation for enjoying shall we just say "larger dildos", yes I am a size queen and love a good challenge.

I am quite proud of the ability of my Foof to tackle anything that I have so far thrown at it and so when Meo.de asked if I wanted to review their Eiffel Tower dildo you can guess what I said.

"It has a very bulbous head which you have to tackle first when inserting it. Once you get that inside you, then you can really enjoy the unique texture covering it. I love the rivest and rings down its length, they give just enough texture to feel amazing without being too much."

Joanne

This is a beast of a dildo, and I was fascinated not just by the size but the texture of it as it looked so much fun. So with my Foof's enthusiastic approval, I agreed to once again to put myself to the test - in the name of reviewing science.

Now, this is definitely not a beginners dildo but for the lover of that feeling of being totally stretched it is oh so good. So, here are my thoughts on the Eiffel Tower dildo.

Pride Edition Silicone Rainbow Dildo - 7.75 Inch

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Review Dildo Silicone Pride Bondara Suction

Overall Rating:
9.2

Pride Edition Silicone Rainbow Dildo - 7.75 Inch

Don't just taste the rainbow, ride it with this silicone sensation

I love my dildos, but I have a soft spot (no pun intended) for brightly coloured or unusual designs, and I was blown away when I saw the Pride Edition Silicone Rainbow Dildo on the Bondara website, and I had to buy myself one.

As it's also Pride Month timing was great, and I eagerly awaited my opportunity to review this stunning-looking dildo.

"I had a fantastic time with this dildo, and I love the fact that it doesn't have a straight flat shaft. The fact that it is wider near the glans end of the dildo means that when thrusting with it, your vagina or anus is continuously being stretched and then relaxed again and this feels incredible."

Joanne

I love rainbow dildos and enjoyed reviewing the Luxury Rainbow Rabbit Vibrator and a Unicorn Dildo which is in pastel colours.

I have had a great time reviewing this bright and colourful dildo so let me tell you in detail why I have enjoyed it so much.

Velvet Touch Silicone Realistic 8 Inch Dildo in Black

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Review Bondara Silicone Suction Strap On

Overall Rating:
9.2

Velvet Touch Silicone Realistic 8 Inch Dildo in Black

A great dildo for high speed thrusting or strap-on use

A dildo is one of those sex toys that is ideal for all genders and they are so much fun. I have a huge collection of them now but I am always interested in reviewing new ones and I have a couple in the queue.

This one was supplied by Bondara in exchange for a fair and honest review for them, and I, of course, jumped at the chance of enjoying another silicone dildo.

"The base of this dildo features a fantastic suction cup with a recess above it suitable for strap-on 'o'rings, so this dildo is also ideal for pegging or strap-on fun and games."

Joanne

This one features a suction cup base and some subtle textures, and I couldn't wait to give it some 'me time' to see how it performs.

So read on to see what I thought of this one, and it has also had the sub'r' treatment too as silicone can, of course, be easily sterilised. So, is this dildo a toe curler or is it fit for sticking to the toilet wall to act as a toilet roll holder?

Hercules Silicone Vac-u-lock Dildo From Godemiche

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Review Godemiche Silicone Dildo Fucking Machine VacuLock

Overall Rating:
9.8

Hercules Silicone Vac-u-lock Dildo From Godemiche

A dildo from the Gods, the Hercules as its name suggests is power encarnate

There aren't that many dildo artisans in the UK, but Godemiche is one of them. Run by Adam and Monika they produce a fantastic range of dildos and butt plugs in body-safe silicone.

I have been fortunate in the past to have reviewed the Adam Silicone Dildo and The Peg Anal Dildo for Godemiche, the Peg is also a fantastic beginners butt plug by the way.

"A feature I love about this dildo is the fact that it is uncircumcised. This is the first dildo that I have owned that has an apparent foreskin, it's half withdrawn, and this makes the head fascinating to look at."

Joanne

I was delighted then when Ian from fmachinefun.co.uk asked if I would be interested in reviewing a Hercules for Godemiche. A version of the Hercules with a Vac-u-lock hole in flesh is now in stock at FmachineFun, and Ian thought it would be nice to hear my thoughts on it.

So as you can imagine, I was delighted to be able to review this behemoth of a dildo, and I was even more surprised when I got to see its fantastic colours when it arrived. So without further ado, here are my thoughts on the Hercules Dildo.

Fun Factory Buch Dick Silicone Spanking Paddle Review

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Review BDSM Paddle Silicone Fun Factory CrimsonPrincess Dildo

Overall Rating:
9.4

Fun Factory Buch Dick Silicone Spanking Paddle Review

This exceptional silicone paddle is great for BDSM impact play

I love some BDSM fun and games and impact play often form part of this type of sessions.

I was therefore delighted when one of my sites sponsors Crimson Princess (check them out they are great) got in touch asking if I wanted to review the Buch Dick from Fun Factory for them.

"After a good paddling, your skin becomes red and very sensitive, in this state, you can enjoy some excellent texture play, and the rough side feels amazing"

Joanne

Now, Buch Dick in German translates to 'Bend Over' which is perfect as that is what this sex toy is all about. Bending over and taking your punishment.

The Buch Dick is a silicone spanking paddle, and I was sent this one free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review. No affiliate links have been used in this review.

Silicone Noir Ovid Electro G-Spot Estim Dildo Review

Zapping my lady bits whilst quimsticking is my idea of heaven

I just love it when I receive a product to review that ticks all of my favourite boxes. E-stim fun, yes, dildo fun, yes, and body-safe materials, that's a definite yes.

The lovely people over at Electrastim sent me one of their Silicone Noir Ovid Electro G-Spot Dildos to review for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. I was delighted to have been asked to review this dildo for them. I have already reviewed a number of their products including the EM-60E estim control box, their Prestige Cock Rings, a Silicone Noir Butt plug and their Jack Socket.

In profile, you can see that it gently curves upwards and ends in a nice bulb which feels fantastic against my g-spot. There is also a ridge halfway down the top of it that gives added stimulation.

Joanne

Anyone who follows my antics on here will know that I adore dildos but even more than that I love electrosex in all of its forms.

This dildo combines the two, and it does so in style. So without further ado, here are my thoughts on the performance of this bi-polar e-stim electrode.

MEO Black Label Titus Silicone 8 Inch Dildo

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Review Dildo Silicone MEO LifeLike

Overall Rating:
8.6

MEO Black Label Titus Silicone 8 Inch Dildo

Dildos are just such a fun gender free way of masturbating

I just love reviewing dildos, some people prefer vibrators to dildos but when I need to give myself an excellent seeing to it is usually a dildo that I grab.

There is something so sensual and naughty at the same time about thrusting one in and out of a well lubed up orifice.

The glans felt terrific against my g-spot, and the girth felt very nice too. I managed to get all of it in, and that meant I could enjoy the feeling of the balls slapping against me.

Joanne

It seems that Meo.de just know what I like and the type of dildo that I enjoy.

They sent me this 8 Inch black silicone dildo to review, and I have to admit that I have grown rather fond of it and why wouldn't I? Just look at it, it's enough to tempt anyone.

Split Peaches Unicorn Dildo Review

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Review Dildo Silicone Fantasy LatexLeatherLace Unihorn

Overall Rating:
9.6

Split Peaches Unicorn Dildo Review

Putting some Unicorn magic between your legs

Anyone who is an avid unicorn fan like myself will immediately notice that this dildo is a dream come true. Now everyone has the chance to experience some unicorn magic between their legs and let's face it who wouldn't want to enjoy this fantastic-looking creation?

I have had my eyes on several Split Peaches creations, but as they are a USA based company, it was difficult to get one over here in the UK.

I love using it vaginally. Why? Well, because I have one and it's a lot of fun quimsticking with it. There's nothing stopping you enjoying some good old fashioned unicorn anal fun too with this dildo, and if that is your thing, then I encourage you to do so as it would feel very intense.

Joanne

That has now changed though, praise the ... (insert your own deity here). Latex Leather & Lace now stock the unicorn dildo as well as the incredibly textured "Screw You Mechadong". As a bonus, they also now have some Split Peaches glow in the dark stress boobies as well, for when we all need to let off some steam.

On a disclosure front, I was sent this dildo to review free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review. I may have a slight bias though as I love unicorns, so on with the review.

Tantus Flurry Silicone Dildo From Too Timid

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Review Tantus Silicone Dildo GSpot

Overall Rating:
9.4

Tantus Flurry Silicone Dildo From Too Timid

The Flurry is a cracking g-spot orientated dildo

Ever since I started reviewing sex toys and started learning about body-safe quality materials, I have had my eye on Tantus. They make some fantastic creations, but as they are US based, I haven't had the privilege of trying any for myself.

I have three of their dildos on my 'To Do' list, and I was chuffed to bits when Too Timid approached me asking if I would be interested in reviewing a Tantus Flurry. I jumped at the chance to review it for them of course.

Unlike the Cush, the Flurry is a much more manageable 1.5"/3.8cm in diameter giving it 4.7"/11.9cm of girth. Making it a great size for some g-spot fun, and it's great for thrusting, more on that later in the review.

Joanne

After taking some time to get to know it (intimately) I am now qualified to be able to comment on its performance so, it's good but does it live up to the hype? Read on to find out.

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