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  • Persian Palm Eva Classic Line Ceramic Dildo

    Persian Palm Eva Classic Line Ceramic Dildo

    Ceramic perfection from Persian Palm This is a bit of a special review, special because once in a while you come across a product that is not only a very functional sex toy but also a work of art. Persian Palm sent me this incredible personalised Eva Classic Line ceramic dildo for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. There is something about having three different diameters to enjoy that has my pussy purring in satisfaction.Joanne I have had my eyes on their wares for a while now as they are handmade and just look so inviting and Read More
  • Rocks Off Love In Chains Kegel Balls

    Rocks Off Love In Chains Kegel Balls

    Never before has a ball and chain been so much fun I was delighted when Rocks Off asked me to review their Love In Chains Kegel Balls. They sent me a set in exchange for a fair and honest review. So what are Kegel Balls? Well, they are designed to provide a way for vagina owners to train their kegel muscles. These are the pelvic floor muscles that help provide excellent tone during sex but also reduces the risk of incontinence. Stronger kegel muscles can give you more powerful orgasms and let's face it who wouldn't want that. I was Read More
  • Fuck & Play Spreader Bar From Meo.de

    Fuck & Play Spreader Bar From Meo.de

    A great way to put a submissive in their place While you can have a lot of fun using some pretty simple BDSM instruments such as a blindfold or flogger, it's sometimes fun to be able to use something kinky and handy as well. I was delighted when Wolf from Meo.de sent me this 30"/75cm Spreader Bar to use for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. It's one of those BDSM pieces of apparatus that once you have one, you never know how you got on without it. Getting creative with it is a lot of fun.Joanne Read More
  • Pleaser Dice 616 Black Rhinestone Embelished Casino Themed Heels

    Pleaser Dice 616 Black Rhinestone Embelished Casino Themed Heels

    These shoes had me feeling like Pussy Galore Last year I was fortunate enough to have been able to visit the Latex, Leather and Lace shop at Barwell in Leicestershire. It was while I was there that I couldn't keep my eyes and hands off the fantastic selection of shoes and boots that they stock. They have a fantastic range of kinky "fuck me" shoes, and I have never seen anything like them in person before, and they blew me away. One pair, in particular, caught my eye and that was this fantastic pair of Black Dice, Casino themed heels. Read More
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Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines and I have a lot of fun doing what I do. I hope it shows in my reviews and articles. I love hearing from my readers so don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch.

Joanne xxx

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Sistalk Mister Devil Kegel Trainer Review

Devilish good fun with this kegel trainer

I have reviewed a couple of kegel trainers in the past, and so I was delighted when Sistalk got in touch asking if I wanted to review one of their new range of kegel trainers.

They have produced three 'Monster' themes trainers, and they just look so cute. You can choose from the Mister Godzilla, Mister Devil and Doctor Whale. Each is subtly different. I couldn't help myself and had to ask for the Mr Devil to review.

The trainer itself is a cute looking thing and can be used without its app as a vibrator. It's coated with very soft silicone, and this makes it body safe, phthalate free and hypo-allergenic.

Joanne

Kegel trainers are great sex toys because not only are they good fun to use they also have serious medical benefits helping to tone your muscles and deal with numerous lady issues.

I have now used this trainer for four month so how did I get on with this cute looking kegel trainer? Have I now got a vagina that Wonder Woman would be proud of or did the Mr Devil let me down? Read on to find out.

Lelo Sona Cruise Clitoral Massager Review

A clitoral massager that reaches the parts others don't

With the current rate of new clitoral suction style sex toys coming on to the market I wondered about the logic of Lelo bringing out their unique take on this style of toy.

However, having tried it I can attest that it is a welcome addition to the range available, it is in fact pretty damn impressive, and that surprised me - a lot.

I find that when playing with it, the stimulations get you so involved you enjoy the journey as well as the destination. It isn't a toy where you just go through the motions, it sucks you in and gives you a fantastic ride.

Joanne

Lelo sent me one of their Lelo Sona Cruise sex toys in exchange for a fair an honest appraisal, and this is one of those sex toys that did surprise me.

So without further ado, here are my thoughts on the Lelo Sona Cruise.

Queen Bee Review From Hot Octopuss

This absolute gem of a vibrator is like Marmite, you'll love it or hate it

This year has seen many new sex toys enter the marketplace, some touted as new concepts or ideas. Some fell on their faces whilst others have thrived. The Queen Bee is one of those new and radical designs of sex toy.

The Queen Bee has a unique approach to masturbation and stimulation, it's a huge leap of faith for its manufacturer Hot Octopuss. Note to self: I really, really love that name.

The pulsing sensations felt incredible on my clitoris and they are hard to describe. It sort of feels like a finger tapping your clit very, very fast and it blew me away.

Joanne

Earlier in the year, I was lucky enough to review their Pulse III Duo and I was fascinated by the pulse plate technology. I have never wanted a penis between my legs so much in my life. Stop giggling, you know what I mean. I wanted to feel that pulse plate on my genitals so much.

Well, Hot Octopus listened and that same sex-tech is placed into the Queen Bee. A sex toy that I suppose you could call a wand even though it carries more of a resemblance to a hairless brush.

Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation - Comparison

Another Toy That Really Sucks - But In a Very Good Way

The market place is now pretty swamped with suction based clitoral stimulators and one of the first brands to produce them is Satisfyer and I've reviewed a number of their clitoral stimulators on my site.

Out of all of them I liked the cheapest one the Satisfyer 2 the most and that surprised me. My second favourite was definitely the original Satisfyer Pro 2 and whilst it out performed the cheaper one it lacked the controls that I wanted to effectively edge myself and it was a bit of a let down in that regard.

Fast forward to now and Satisfyer appear to have listened to the criticism aimed and the Satisfyer Pro 2 and they have brought out an updated version - the Gen 2. I was delighted when they sent me one to review as it meant that I could do a direct comparison between the two models. Alas though that was not to be, as my Satusfyer Pro 2 gave up the ghost just before its replacement arrived. Whilst it meant I could still enjoy the new model it also meant that direct performance comparisons wouldn't be possible unfortunately.

The nozzle is larger than on the original and this for me makes it an even better fit for my bits and it will mean that it's now more suited to a wider audience (no pun intended)

Joanne

So it means that I have to review the Gen 2 model on its own but I can point out some improvements over the previous model and compare them physically to each other, so on with the review.

Nomi Tang Wild Rabbit Vibrator Review

Will it be a "Thumper" or more of a cartoonish "Roger Rabbit"?

Let's face it everyone knows what a rabbit vibrator is don't we. I can still remember the shock caused when sex in the city dropped the rabbit bombshell on the worlds TV viewers and that kicked off a huge boom in the sex toy market. Rabbit vibes were breeding like, well rabbits of course and now there is a dizzying array of rabbits on the market. I must admit that I do enjoy some rabbit action - who doesn't after all? So I was delighted when I was approached by Nomi Tang to see if I wanted to review their Wild Rabbit Vibrator in black and gold.

The Wild Rabbit produces deliciously deep and rumbly vibrations especially on the lower power settings and these are the types of vibrations that really get me off.

Joanne

This rabbit looks incredible with its black silicone covering contrasting beautifully with its gold highlights, it really is a stunning looking rabbit vibe, but looks are one thing and you are more interested to know how it performs. So read on to find out the answer to that burning question...

Esthesia Smart Sensual Silicone Rabbit Vibrator Review

Can Vibease Hit The Spot Twice With Me?

After the success of their first product the remote control panty vibrator which I love Vibease have brought out a second product aimed right at couples in a long distance relationship (LDR). That said though it is a very capable rabbit vibrator in its own right and is a lot of fun for solo use. It really comes into its own if you exploit its finest feature - its ability to be controlled over the internet through an app.

In use you will find that this is a very quiet vibrator, it is in fact the quietest rabbit vibe that I have ever reviewed and so it's very, very discreet.

Joanne

I was impressed when I reviewed the panty vibrator from Vibease and I do enjoy a good bit of rabbit rodgering so I had high hopes for the Esthesia. Is this the way to "indulge in the next level of pleasure" as advertised? Read on to find out...

The Satisfyer Pro 2 - Clitoral Stimulator

Another Great Clitoral Stimulator From Satisfyer

I have been very lucky to review three of the clitoral stimulators from the Satisfyer range of products and this is my final review. You can read my Satisfyer 2 review HERE and my Satisfyer Penguin review HERE. I found that whilst all three got me off quickly and in some style I hasten to add, each is different in sometimes subtle and sometimes obvious feature differences. So what did I think of this particular clitoral stimulator?

I enjoyed the Satisfyer Pro 2 for its ability to literally rip orgasms out of me in well under 30 seconds on its highest settings and it is a great sextoy for a quickie when you just have to get yourself off.

Joanne

You will have to read on to find out and why I love this little clitoral stimulator. Whilst I can't directly compare them to the Womanizer range of stimulators as I have not yet had the pleasure of trying one I can tell you that it is so much cheaper than a Womanizer. The Satisfyer Pro 2 is very, very effective and I shall endeavour to describe to you why I rate it highly in terms of its performance. It isn't perfect but it's still one hell of a good sex toy and one that is definitely worth adding to your toy collection.

Satisfyer Pro Penguin Clitoral Stimulator

A Cute Little Clitoral Vibrator From Satisfyer

I am extremely lucky to have been able to review three of the clitoral vibrators from the Satisfyer range and you can read my review of the Satisfyer 2 Here. These vibrators are very effective and unlike anything that I have tried in the past and each has its own pros and cons. One thing that they all have in common though is the ability to rip an orgasm out of me in under a minute if I want a quickie which is no mean feat I think you will agree.

This toy is designed to simply hold in one position, the pressure waves mean you don’t need to rub your clit to enjoy this toy. It gives a very pleasant Lightwave and sucking sensation, gentle stimulation on the first setting with each setting increases the power very slightly.

Joanne

The Satisfyer Penguin is an amazing sex toy and I love the sensations that it produces and its great performance, but it has a couple of niggly points which I will cover later in the review. So if you want to hear how a relatively inexpensive vibrator can get me off in under a minute read on to find out why and how it can achieve this feat.

Vibease Remote Control Panty Vibrator Review

Get Ready For A Party In Your Panties

I had to ask my friend 'Google' what the Vibease was when I was approached to see if I would be interested in reviewing one for the manufacturer and it seriously got me interested. It's a remote controlled vibrator that you slip down the front of your panties and it has so many features that I had to get one in to review. Now if you believe the hype this is one seriously clever sex toy but did it live up to my expectations when it arrived? Read on to find out.

If you are looking for a clit stim only toy which allows for hands-free use, is super quiet, powerful, with lots of vibration options that can be used outside the bedroom and your partner can even get involved even when they are away from you then this is the one to get.

Joanne

I was delighted when I got to unbox it as the no frills packaging looks amazing with its simple pink and turquoise colour scheme and as you never get a second chance at first impressions this review was off to a good start. The box sleeve is packed with information and it took me a while to get through it all. Then it was on with the unboxing and this is often one of my favourite parts of the reviewing process.

So Divine Sweetest Taboo Magic Wand

The Sweetest Taboo Magic Wand Is One For My Bedside Drawer

It isn't often that a company sends me three new sex toys to review and so I was delighted when So Divine sent me one of their Sweetest Taboo Magic Wands together with a silicone coated vibrator and a bullet vibe to review. Watch out for my reviews of the other two toys in the very near future as this review is focussed squarely on the amazing Sweetest Taboo Magic Wand.

I like to read up on new toys prior to their arrival and the dual motors in this wand really caught my attention. What a great idea! You will see why later in the review but needless to say I couldn't wait for it to arrive to get my hands (and other parts of my anatomy of course) on it.

By far its best feature is its ability to be two vibrators rolled into one. This is one sex toy that is staying in my bedside drawer and it will take for something pretty spectacular to come along to evict it from there.

I love magic wand style vibrators for their sheer power and usually have no trouble enjoying some very quick and powerful orgasms but how would this wand compare to my others and is it one to recommend? You can rest assured that I have put in a lot of time getting to know it (purely in the interest of science you know LOL) and feel very qualified to comment on both its performance and value, so without further ado lets get on with the review.

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