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Split Peaches Unicorn Dildo Review

Putting some Unicorn magic between your legs

Anyone who is an avid unicorn fan like myself will immediately notice that this dildo is a dream come true. Now everyone has the chance to experience some unicorn magic between their legs and let's face it who wouldn't want to enjoy this fantastic-looking creation?

I have had my eyes on several Split Peaches creations, but as they are a USA based company, it was difficult to get one over here in the UK.

I love using it vaginally. Why? Well, because I have one and it's a lot of fun quimsticking with it. There's nothing stopping you enjoying some good old fashioned unicorn anal fun too with this dildo, and if that is your thing, then I encourage you to do so as it would feel very intense.

Joanne

That has now changed though, praise the ... (insert your own deity here). Latex Leather & Lace now stock the unicorn dildo as well as the incredibly textured "Screw You Mechadong". As a bonus, they also now have some Split Peaches glow in the dark stress boobies as well, for when we all need to let off some steam.

On a disclosure front, I was sent this dildo to review free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review. I may have a slight bias though as I love unicorns, so on with the review.

Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein Silicone Dildo Review

A monstrously good dildo ideal for some Halloween fun

This is my second Halloween special review, the first being the sickly looking Zombie Dildo. This one looks a little bit better but it still won't appeal to some. This is why it's only the second review I have ever done to carry a trigger warning.

After having so much fun reviewing the Zombie dildo I decided to give another of the Fleshlight Freaks a go. This time I chose the Frankenstein dildo since I love the Mary Shelly book - definitely read it.

The colouration of this dildo is beautiful, it is a mottled green and it's very shiny giving it a slick wet look. The detailing includes cracks, scars and metallic grafts all of them looking amazing.

Joanne

I acquired a Frankenstein dildo and I immediately started my reviewing process. I also did some special sketches as my Zombie dildo review ones were well received. So, what did I think of this collection of dick parts lovingly stitched together by Dr F himself?

Trigger Warning: This review contains pictures of a Frankenstein dildo that some people may find distasteful or disturbing. You can decide whether or not you want to proceed to those pictures by continuing to read this review.

Silicone Cock Skull Dildo Black

Today I'm redifining the term - getting Skull Fucked

I have long been an admirer of the wares carried by Meo.de. Having enjoyed reading many reviews of their products from some of my favourite reviewers.

So I was delighted when they agreed to let me review some products for them. With great German efficiency, the selected products soon arrived and I couldn't wait to get started. They had sent me a whole host of kinky BDSM equipment to review together with this oh so special dildo.

The lube retention coupled with the texture makes it a formidable yet enjoyable anal or vaginal sextoy.

Joanne

It's a size queens dream and it also appeals to my inner Goth. The skull at the base of it looks foreboding as well as adding a layer of dark kink.

I was sent this dildo for free in exchange of an honest review. I must admit though to under-estimating its size and my eyes popped out of my head on stalks in true comic book fashion when it arrived.

Fleshlight Freaks Zombie Silicone Dildo Review

The chilling tale of my encounter with the living thrusting dead

Are we all sitting comfortably? Then I shall begin. It all started mid-October when the delightful Scandarella got in touch with me asking if I fancied a new dildo to review. Well, that got my attention and then she told me what it was.....

You see, she had been sent the wrong dildo to review and as it was going to be replaced she asked if I wanted it.

Now I love my fantasy dildos especially as I'm a bit of a texture queen. I like my dildos to have lots of ridges and bumps but I have never had a dildo quite like this one.

The thing is all that detail and texture makes it one hell of a good dildo for thrusting. It wasn't long before I was sounding like a zombie myself - "Nnnnnnn, mmmmmm" etc.

Joanne

Imagine living in a world where Zombies roam the earth, very hungry zombies in fact. These zombies are not the usual ones though. 'Brains' are the last things on their corrupted decaying minds. Instead, they crave pussy and ass. This was the fantasy world that I was about to descend into.

Trigger Warning: This review contains pictures of a Zombie dildo that some people may find distasteful or distressing. You can decide whether or not you want to proceed to those pictures by continuing to read this review.

Review Of The Seahorse Dildo From Mr Hankeys Toys

This textured beast of a dildo will really make your eyes pop

As you may already know I'm a bit of a texture queen when it comes to my dildos. I like something that is going to stimulate and challenge my vagina (or my anus) when I play. So you can imagine my delight when Mr Hankey sent me this incredible looking fantasy dildo to review.

This is the toy to get if you like your texture and prefer to actually feel a toy moving in and out of your holes. Smooth toys don't give you that intense level of stimulation. You can feel and savour every bump, ridge and indentation as you thrust it in and out.

Joanne

I could hardly contain my excitement when I opened up the package to see what I had been sent to review. This has to be the weirdest and most textured object that my Foof has ever had the pleasure of tackling. I couldn't wait to get started with my review of it.

After three weeks of tackling this behemoth I'm ready to let you all know what it feels like. Together with whether or not it's worth recommending as let's face it, this is not a normal looking dildo by any stretch of your imagination.

GlassbyWoozy Glass Tentacle Dildo Review

A Stunning Fantasy Glass Dildo

I love glass sex toys and I also have a thing for fantasy or unusual dildos. So after reviewing the Icicles No 24 Tentacle Dildo I was delighted when I had the opportunity to review a handmade glass dildo from GlassbyWoozy an etsy retailer who produce some incredible creations. They are real artisans and their creations are works of art.

I really can't describe adequately the feeling of those suckers when they are drawn over my clit, it has my toes curling and me gasping for breath very quickly and it has delivered some cracking orgasms.

Joanne

GlassbyWoozy are based in Colorado Springs in the USA in what I can only imagine must be heaven for glass dildo enthusiasts. You only need to look their their range of incredible creations to realise that what they produce is really rather special. Follow them on Twitter for pictures and even the occasional video of them creating their kinky art.

Centaur Silicone Dildo Review From Mr Hankeys Toys

Meet Centaur, From The Man With A Horses Cock

I have to admit that I am pretty chuffed with myself over this review. Not for its style or my writing ability but simply because I managed to get this behemoth inside my foof (pussy). It is huge and whilst this one is the small size it's still not for the feint hearted. It's made in the USA by proud silicone oficionado Mr Hankey's Toys and the Centaur dildo certainly has good company on his site.

I can quite honestly say that all of the dildos on the site are eye wateringly desirable (well maybe with the exception of the poop dildo) especially if you like to be filled to the brim with body safe silicone in whatever hole you fancy stretching and filling.

The detailing on the dildo, its head and the shaft is simply stunning with lots of gentle textures and it has a head that gives a nice pop as it enters you. It leaves you in no doubt that you are being penetrated by something large.

Joanne

I was delighted when Mr Hankey agreed to send me a small Centaur dildo together with a small Anaconda dildo (check out my review of that which will come out after my vagina recovers from this one). As you can already tell, this dildo is a force to be reckoned with and whilst it is the biggest thing that I have so far tackled, is it something that I could recommend to others. Well you will have to read on to find out the answer to this burning question.

Dildo Review: Nova The Breeder from Bad Dragon

Nova The Breeder - Creampie Dildo Fun

I received a Bad Dragon Nova the Breeder dildo for Christmas from my hubby as he knows just how much I love the Bad Dragon range and how turned on I get with ejaculating dildos.

This is my fourth dildo from Bad Dragon and I am starting to build up a nice little collections of them. Now as a girl, like most young girls I had fantasies about knights in shining armour and dragons. As I got older my fantasies got a bit naughtier than most and often had me chained or tied up by the dragon which would then have its wicked way with me. When I found the Bad Dragon range of fantasy silicone dildos I was over the moon as I could live out my dragon fantasies.

I emptied the syringe full of cumlube into my pussy as I started to orgasm and this added to the experience sending me into a shuddering orgasm. You can't beat being fucked relentlessly by a machine and then receiving a sticky creampie at the end.

So if you really want to find out what I think of Nova The Breeder then read on for an insight into how I like to use my dildos.

Vasu The Naga from Bad Dragon

Vasu Reaches The Parts Other Dildos Can't Reach

I was asked by Bad Dragon if I could review one of their dildos for them and you guessed it I didn't have to think about it very much as they are one of my all time favourite sex toy manufacturers. If you are not familiar with their fantasy range of dildos and masturbators you really do need to get yourself over to their end of the internet and check out their wares.

They sent me the Vasu The Naga silicone dildo in exchange for an honest and informative review, this review doesn't contain any affiliate links. I am passionate about Bad Dragon sex toys, in my experience so far they have been of exceptional quality and very enjoyable, will the Vasu live up to its forebears high standards? Read on to find out...

I really got turned on though when I pressed the plunger on the syringe a bit and made the toy fill my pussy with cumlube. Everything suddenly got wetter and sloppier and this sent me over the edge into a great orgasm.

IOB-Spec Speculum With Light

Speculum With Light - For Kinky Medical Play

Now Uberkinky are one of my favourite UK sex toy retailers and one day I hope to be able to review products for them in an official capacity but until that day I will keep ordering some of their incredibly kinky wares and enjoying them immensely. They have some extremely kinky products and have a great reputation for customer care and support.

Now mention a Speculum to most women and it will have them cringing with memories of uncomfortable and highly emabarrassing internal examinations at the doctors but it doesn't have to be like that.

Imagine having your partner doing the exam or using it yourself with a mirror for explore your own body and you will soon see what it is that made me order one to have some fun with.

Why would you want to use a Speculum on yourself? Well I can think of a few reasons for doing so, firstly it will allow you to have a look inside yourself at something few people have seen. Secondly it allows you to have some pretty wild medical fetish sessions using it for doctors and nurses role play.

So can using a Speculum be pleasurable and stimulating? You will have to read on to find out...

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