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Silicone Noir Ovid Electro G-Spot Estim Dildo Review

Zapping my lady bits whilst quimsticking is my idea of heaven

I just love it when I receive a product to review that ticks all of my favourite boxes. E-stim fun, yes, dildo fun, yes, and body-safe materials, that's a definite yes.

The lovely people over at Electrastim sent me one of their Silicone Noir Ovid Electro G-Spot Dildos to review for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. I was delighted to have been asked to review this dildo for them. I have already reviewed a number of their products including the EM-60E estim control box, their Prestige Cock Rings, a Silicone Noir Butt plug and their Jack Socket.

In profile, you can see that it gently curves upwards and ends in a nice bulb which feels fantastic against my g-spot. There is also a ridge halfway down the top of it that gives added stimulation.


Anyone who follows my antics on here will know that I adore dildos but even more than that I love electrosex in all of its forms.

This dildo combines the two, and it does so in style. So without further ado, here are my thoughts on the performance of this bi-polar e-stim electrode.

EStim Resources

This page is the hub of everything estim related on this site

Three years ago the amazing guys over at E-Stim Systems got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing some of their e-stim equipment. I had to be honest as I had never even heard of estim or electrosex (sheltered upbringing I guess LOL). Anyway, they sent me my first e-stim control box and electrode set the fantastic Series 1, and I was instantly hooked. I had never had a hands free orgasm in my life, and as I enjoy some light BDSM play, it fitted in with that style of fun as well. I cannot recommend that everyone should give it a go, what have you got to lose?

Anyway, this page is the hub of everything e-stim related, and it provides links to the three main areas of my electrosex activities. Reviews, advice articles and DIY self-builds. There are also some handy quick links on the left of this page - the links with the stripey background, you can't miss them >>>

My Stereostim Estim Control Box Build Part 1

And so my Stereostim build begins

After waiting what seems like forever I have just about everything that I need to start my Stereostim E-stim Control Box build.

There are a few things I still need such as a box or enclosure for it, but I can't finalise the size that I need until after I have to build a test version of it on the bench to check it works and to work out my space envelope for the box.

Here is a pic of most of the components, there are a few others out of shot, but you can see that this has dozens of components to assemble.

Most of the components for the Sterostim build

I have a few reservations about my front panel design, and the biggest is whether or not all of the parts will fit that tightly together on the inside of the front panel.

I, therefore, dug out an old Tupperware box, printed out a full-sized copy of the front panel and I glued it to the side of the Tupperware box. This copy allowed me to drill out all the holes for the components and to be able to build the desktop version of the system actually inside the box.

This will allow me to sort out wiring runs and I will be able to securely mount all of the small components like LEDs and switched that would just get trashed if I built it flat on my desk. This seems like a logical approach, and while it won't look pretty, it will satisfy my curiosity as to whether everything will fit together on my chosen size of front panel 9"/22.8cm by 3.9"/9.9cm.

I decided to tackle the two most intricate and worrying parts of the design, and those are the Electrode Routing Switch (4 poles 12 way) and the Tri-Phase electrode joining switch (4 poles 5 way).

The two most complicated switches are finished

Both of these switches have been built with male and female sockets on short lengths of wire coming from them. This way as everything is modular, if I get a fault, I can just disconnect the problem module and bypass it. I will then only lose that modules functionality, but I will still be able to use the box.

My first problem was my choice of wire. I had gone for 1mm2 wire which is way too thick. I then remembered that my partner had some spare 12-way trailer cable in the garage and so I pinched a bit and stripped that down to use the thinner wire. This has is proved to be much better.

DIY Clitoral Estim Or Electrosex Bipolar Electrode The Clitrode

For hands free clitoral stimulation using a Clitrode

I have only ever used commercial e-stim electrodes when masturbating, but recently I joined a forum called SmartStim - and have learned so much about DIY electrodes from articles on there.

You can join SmartStim for free, but you need to be a member to read their articles. It's an excellent resource for anyone wanting to learn more about e-stim or electrosex, so I highly recommend joining.

It was while reading some articles on female e-stim masturbation that I saw some fantastic designs for clitoral electrodes or clitrodes posted by a member called "Tank Girl". Her electrodes got my attention as they look so functional and they intrigued me, so I started to design my own.

I Am Going To Build A StereoStim E-stim Control Box

I am hoping to build one without frying my pussy lips!

Anyone who knows me or reads my blog will know that I adore E-stim or Electrosex. I can quickly achieve some fantastic hands-free orgasms using the electrodes and control boxes that I have, and it has me wanting more regarding both power and features.

My all-time favourite e-stim control box is my 2B from E-Stim Systems, it ticks all of the boxes and is a fantastic machine. It's some of its advanced features such as the amazing audio function that has me curious to try new electrode combinations, as well as the illusive Tri-phase set up. This is an electrode and cable setup where the stimulations feel almost 3D and can move around inside your body. The thought of that has me gagging to give it a go.

You can create an account for free on and benefit from immediate access to some amazing advice from some very serious e-stim players.I recently joined an amazing forum called and it's a wealth of advice and knowledge of the whole estim scene. It was whilst reading a multitude of posts there about triphase that I learned of the freely available plans to make your own Stereostim system. It was like a lightbulb ighting up in my mind acccompanied by a 'Ding' noise when I read about it. I just have to try one and the only way to do that is to build one for myself.

Here is a draft design of the finished projects front panel

My concept of the front panel of my StereoStim Control Box

Now then, I'm certainly no electronic engineer (although I have dabbled in the world of arduino projects) but the plans are pretty straightforward, and it utilises a commercially available amplifier to do the complicated work. The rest is just wiring, switches and other necessary electronic components. I'm making it sound easy but I imagine it won't be and building one is a monumental task I am setting myself, but I am determined to give it a go in my quest for more orgasms.

I plan on blogging about the whole build process so that anyone else who follows in my footsteps can learn from my experiences and mistakes of course. My first plan is to do lots more reading on and to start procuring all of the components. I will then build it in a modular form on the desk without worrying about a housing. That way I can construct something that works before breaking it down and putting it into its housing. I want to give the box a medical look as this machine will be great for medical roleplay scenes.

Here is a block diagram of the circuit

A block diagram of my StereoStim Control Box

This is going to be a hell of a ride, and I hope to come out of it without setting my pubes on fire or frying my fanny lips. Fingers crossed on that one anyway. So wish me luck, and I will keep you posted.

The first batch of parts have arrivedUPDATE 25/1/18: Parts are now arriving and I am getting excited now to start the build.

So far I have received a four way five pole switch, various plugs and sockets, the LED's and their metal holders, some connectors and the 12V media player that the system will run around.

UPDATE 28/1/18: I have been playing around with some bits and bobs and have managed to build an Arduino based VU meter that is working well. I'm not sure if it will make it into the final build but it gives me something to do whilst waiting for the rest of the components to arrive.

The Build

My build is now underway slowly, you can follow the build on my build diary.

ElectraStim Silicone Noir Rocker Butt Plug Review

A silcicone butt plug with a shocking twist

I was delighted when the lovely Cara Sutra sent me this silicone e-stim butt plug to review for Bondara. It ticked all of my boxes, these being fun butt sex and of course e-stim action.

I was sent the Electrastim Rocker Medium to review in exchange for a fair and honest review.

It almost feels like a good rogering and I had no problems edging myself with the controls to the first of many orgasms with the Rocker.


Anyone familiar with my blog and my review will know that I absolutely adore electrosex or e-stim. I have a large collection of control boxes and electrodes but this is my first silicone butt plug electrode. So I was curious to see how it would stand up to the metal ones in my collection.

So armed with an intense curiosity, a kinky streak a mile wide and lots of water-based lube it was on with the review.

Kinklab NeonWand Electrosex Violet Wand Kit Purple

Who knew that 40,000V could feel so good?

For those of you who are not new to my reviews, you will know of my love of e-stim or electrosex. I am often getting myself off using this niche kink. I find it an extremely pleasurable way to achieve a hands free orgasm and it leaves my hand's free to roam all over my body.

Usually, I use insertable bi-polar electrodes or adhesive pad style monopole electrodes. A Violet Wand was something new and scary to me.

I had seen one demonstrated at an event I once went to but I was too chicken to give it a go. I was fascinated by the glowing neon colours though and the sound of the electrical arc as it jumped from the wand to the user. The reason why I didn't give it a go is that it terrified me. There is something about actually seeing the electricity that gives it a whole new edge. Fast forward a year and my curiosity piqued, so I decided to bite the bullet and buy one to see how I got on with it.

Using it is a very visual as well as tactile delight, it's almost mesmerising


A Violet Wand produces between 30,000V and 40,000V at the end of its electrode. That is enough for the electricity to jump a one centimetre gap onto your skin as a mini lightning bolt. Yes, you read that right you can get a 1cm spark with this little gizmo.

So, how does that feel? Well, read on to hear about me jumping a foot off the floor the first time I tried it on my Foof.

Large Torpedo Estim Electrode Review from E-Stim Systems

This Big Boy Was A Real Squeeze

I must admit that I really do enjoy my electrosex fun and games and I now have a rather large collection of insertable bipolar electrodes. Now I can add something very large to that collection. I was delighted when Mick from E-Stim Systems asked me if I'd like to review the Large Torpedo from their premium range of electrodes. I must admit though that I underestimated the size of this beast - it's huge.

I love it for both is girth and its performance as an e-stim electrode for stimming. This is one electrode that I will keep for those special occasions where not being stretched completely is not an option.


I do enjoy the larger things in life and so I really looked forward to the challenge that this electrode would probably pose for me. I convinced myself that it would be manageable though before it arrived as it's definitely not for the initiate to sex toys or electrodes either for that matter. This is a big boy and it's for those of us who enjoy that feeling you can only get when stretched wide open to the max.

ElectraStim Prestige Electrosex Cock/Scrotal Ring Review

Tool Up With This Hardcore E-Stim Cock Ring

It is no surprise that I love my e-stim fun and games and so does my stunt cock and so I was delighted when I was approached by Uberkinky to see if I was interested in reviewing the Prestige Electro Cockring from Electrastim. As is understandable I jumped at the chance and it put a huge smile on my stunt cocks face as he loves to get involved with reviews and as this was a sex toy for males he was going to take the lead on this one.

We have reviewed a number of different cock loops but this would be our first e-stim cock ring and the beauty of it is that it has two functions. Firstly it is an e-stim monopole electrode and secondly as it is a cock ring it also promotes harder erections and that gets a big tick in the box from me.

I really enjoy using it with a cock loop placed just below the head of my penis and the e-stim sensations coupled with the extra hard cock feel incredible. I have used silicone cock rings in the past but this feels better due to its weight and thickness. According to Joanne it just looks better in place as well.

Quote - My Stunt Cock

Cock rings are a lot of fun to use and this one is no different but being a metal cock ring makes fitting a bit more critical than with silicone rings. So first I want to talk about how to measure yourself correctly for a metal cock ring.

Electrosex And E-stim Electrode Positions

Some Inspirational E-stim Masturbation Techniques

This article is not safe for workFirst of all this article is a little bit naughtier than my usual ones and it depicts explicit visual demonstrations of electrode positioning on both men and women so before you scroll down please make sure it is safe and wise to do so where you are.

If you don't know what e-stim or electrosex is then check out my beginners guide to e-stim.

I am often asked where is the best positions to place electrode pads as well as insertable electrodes and so in this article I will explain some of the ways that I have discovered to give yourself hands free orgasms for both men and women. Yes it is possible to achieve true hands free orgasms whilst stimming but it does take a bit to trial and error to find out what works best for you and lets face it just doing that is a good excuse to dust off the e-stim control box and to start experimenting.

Safety First

Think safety, always use equipment designed for the jobThese positions and masturbation techniques listed should only be done using equipment designed for the job. Remember that you shouldn't be passing an e-stim current any higher than your waist unless using specialised equipment designed to do just that.

Make sure that your e-stim equipment is serviceable and has passed any relevant standards such as the CE mark in Europe. Examine cables for damage especially near to the plugs and remember to attach electrodes with the control unit switched off in order to prevent any nasty surprise shocks.

Always think safety when you play with electrosex equipment as lets face it you want to be achieving hands free orgasms for a long time to come.

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