Recommended Retailers

This is a list of retailers that I have used in the past and that I trust. The products that I review were purchased from them and I am completely satisfied with their speed of delivery, packaging and customer service. These links are affiliate links, that means that if you visit these vendors and make a purchase then I get a small commission on it at no extra cost to you. This offsets my own costs in terms of this site and my toys that I review and I really appreciate it when it happens. You are under no obligation to use the links on this page or in any of my reviews, you can simply use a search engine to find these sites or manually enter their web address into your browser should you not want to use my links.

Recommended Retailers

www.fmachinefun.co.uk

FMachine Fun, rent or buy the best sex machines available

www.fmachinefun.co.uk

This is the site that got me interested in Fucking Machines and Sex Machines and they are a firm favourite of mine for their customer service and great down to earth attitude. Nothing is too much trouble and they are very helpful and a great source of information on sex machines in general.

They are the people that I rented a Sybian and got my F-Machine Pro from.

For anyone interested in trying a Fucking Machine or Sybian out before spending a lot of money on one it makes a let of sense to check them out. Feeling kinky? Try out a sex machine for yourself in the comfort of your own home

They run both a shop and a great rental service where you can hire a F-Machine Pro or a Sybian to use in your own home and I can attest to the discreet service that they provide. They include new attachment with their rental machines and you get to keep them so you are safe in the knowledge that they aren’t recycling them "Eeew what a thought".

www.sexshop365.co.uk

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SexShop365.co.uk

These guys have a great selection of adult sex toys and carry a large selection of Glass Toys.

I have seen their range of products grow over many years of shopping with them and would highly recommend their services.

Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says “Hi".

www.Bad-Dragon.com

Bad Dragon make silicone fantasy sex toys

Bad-Dragon.com

Bad Dragon was founded in 2008 and has grown to be one of the worlds leading fantasy dildo and sex toy manufacturers and they produce stunning body safe silicone toys. I can highly recommend them and every toy that they sell can be personalised, trust me get a Cum Tube fitted to yours as it leads to a lot of creamy fun.

Grab one of their amazing dildos and see what I am raving about. I want to collect them all.

Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says “Hi".

www.Bondara.co.uk

Bondara.co.uk

Free delivery, free batteries and free gifts. Bondara really is one of the biggest sex toy retailers in the UK and you can get some real bargain there. Check out their amazing selection of Special Offers.

Their products, service and general frienly nature are second to none.

Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says “Hi".

www.lovehoney.co.uk

Grab a bargain at Lovehoney Grab a bargain at Lovehoney

www.lovehoney.co.uk

I have used Love Honey for years and their amazing product range coupled to their low prices and discreet service have ensured that they are one of the biggest sex toy retailers in the UK.

Check out their Deal of the day. For the guys though check out their Fleshlight Range, it’s the largest in the UK. Remember you can always attach a Fleshlight to a fucking machine for a mind blowing experience - they’re not just for the girls.

My favourites though are their range of Rabbit Vibrators, second to none and I have to hold my hand up to owning two of theirs.

They have a full range of Vac-u-lock dildos for fucking machines such as the F-machine Pro.

www.sextoys.co.uk

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www.sextoys.co.uk

I bought my first ever vibrator from these guys and I have always gone back to them time and time again as they provide great service and some amazing special offers. They also have a huge range of sex toys.

Check out their great range of Rabbit Vibrators, Dildos and Male Masturbators.

I have watched their fetish lines of products grow and grow over the years and you should definitely check out their Fetish & Bondage Kits. The other thing that I am experimenting with at the moment is Electo Sex and they have some great products in that category.

www.Sexcite.co.uk

Check out the range of sex toys at Sexcite.co.uk

Sexcite.co.uk

Founded in 2014, Sexcite is the next big thing in the adult and sex toy industry, they have a great selection of vibrators. As one of the fastest growing online sex toy retailers, they are continually expanding our product ranges ensuring that they bring our customers the very best and latest sex toys, lingerie and adult games on the market. Delivering pleasure (in more ways than one) to their customers is our primary goal. From their product range to their website and their delivery options to their customer service, their aim is to ensure your buying (and using) experience is as pleasurable as possible.

If you are looking to buy sex toys online check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says “Hi".

www.E-Stim.co.uk

e-stim.co.uk

From their humble beginnings in a garage back in 2004 E-Stim Systems has grown and grown with an army of loyal customers. They manufacture their own goods and that gives them total control of their range of equipment, they even offer a lifetime guarantee (how's that for confidence).

Check out their great range of Intro2Electro™ Packs, E-Stim Systems and the Flange™ electrode.

Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says “Hi".

www.BonneAmour.co.uk

Check out the range of sex toys at Bonne Amour

BonneAmour.co.uk

Bonne Amour are the new guys on the block and they are hitting the ground hard and fast. I love the way that they are actively engaging with product reviewers and hoisting on board feedback good and bad. Their site is constantly evolving and they focus on customer care and do their best to give the best deals possible. They offer free batteries, free delivery on orders over £30, free gifts and discreet packaging, these guys have got it right in my opinion and I look forward to seeing them grow and grow.

Communications with them are always answered quickly and pleasantly and I am always left smiling. Their blog is both informative and also very entertaining and almost tongue it cheek at times. Check them out and give them a shot, you won't be disappointed.

If you are looking to buy sex toys online check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says “Hi".

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