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In my years I have tried lots of sexual practices and activities. Some enjoyable and some not so enjoyable. These articles are designed to give everyone the benefit of my wisdom and I hope that you find them both interesting and enjoyable. Leave a comment and I will get back to you on them.

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Electrosex And E-stim Electrode Positions

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I am always being asked what the best positions are for placing electrodes for hands free orgasms. So here is a list of the ways that I like to masturbate using e-stim equipment together with some good advice for the guys reading this.

Electrosex And E-stim Electrode Positions

Some Inspirational E-stim Masturbation Techniques

This article is not safe for workFirst of all this article is a little bit naughtier than my usual ones and it depicts explicit visual demonstrations of electrode positioning on both men and women so before you scroll down please make sure it is safe and wise to do so where you are.

If you don't know what e-stim or electrosex is then check out my beginners guide to e-stim.

I am often asked where is the best positions to place electrode pads as well as insertable electrodes and so in this article I will explain some of the ways that I have discovered to give yourself hands free orgasms for both men and women. Yes it is possible to achieve true hands free orgasms whilst stimming but it does take a bit to trial and error to find out what works best for you and lets face it just doing that is a good excuse to dust off the e-stim control box and to start experimenting.

Safety First

Think safety, always use equipment designed for the jobThese positions and masturbation techniques listed should only be done using equipment designed for the job. Remember that you shouldn't be passing an e-stim current any higher than your waist unless using specialised equipment designed to do just that.

Make sure that your e-stim equipment is serviceable and has passed any relevant standards such as the CE mark in Europe. Examine cables for damage especially near to the plugs and remember to attach electrodes with the control unit switched off in order to prevent any nasty surprise shocks.

Always think safety when you play with electrosex equipment as lets face it you want to be achieving hands free orgasms for a long time to come.

Electrosex And E-Stim Resources

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A collection of estim advice articles and reviews. Lose yourself in my journey into electrosex kink.

Electrosex And E-Stim Resources

All E-stim Advice & Reviews On This Site

I thought that it was high time that I put all of my electrosex resources in one place so that anyone interested or curious about this amazing sexual activity can get some good advice and information about the equipment involved.

For anyone new or curious it can be a very confusing activity with lots of strange names for equipment and I hope to clarify that on this page. You can find my beginners advcie articles here together with reviews of every piece of e-stim equipment that I own.

What is E-stim?

E-Stim or Electrosex are the terms used to describe the use of electrical stimulations sexually in order to achieve an orgasm and it can be practiced by both men and women. When I first started using estim equipment at the beginning of 2016 I wrote a Beginners Guide To E-Stim from a female perspective but it offers good advice for guys as well, so check it out if you are unsure about what the activity entails.

Recently though I thought I should try to express myself and I wrote an article detailing why I enjoy electrosex so much.

Bondage For Beginners - A Woman's Guide

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Some basic advice for anyone considering venturing into the exciting world of BDSM with an emphasis on Bondage from my experience and prospective.

Bondage For Beginners - A Woman's Guide

If you fancy giving BDSM a try, here are some helpful pointers

If you have entertained thoughts of experimenting in some BDSM fun and games then firstly let me tell you that you are in fact entirely normal. Did you know that in a recent Yougov poll (Feb 2016) it appears that a staggering 12.7 million Brits have been tied up or have fantasised about the activity? Well it's true and also pretty comforting, so you are definitely not alone.

It now seems that Bristol is the BDSM Capital of the UK (source express.co.uk) having snatched that salubrious title from Penrith in Cymbria last year.

Eighteen per cent of the country have been tied up during sex, and another 19 per cent say they haven’t been, yet - but would love to try it. So what are you waiting for, dip your toes into the turbid waters of the BDSM community.

Bondage has always been in our awareness and it features heavily in erotic novels and even classical art. More recently the 5o Shades Of Grey books have really raised awareness (often in the wrong way) and it has been cited as one of the main reasons for the growth of the activity globally. Its mainstream media coverage has lead to open discussions of BDSM and has allowed lots of people to admit to their desires and interest in these activities.

So just what is BDSM and why is it so enticing?

You Can Have Pain Free Anal Sex

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I now enjoy pain-free anal sex and you can too, follow these simple tips.

You Can Have Pain Free Anal Sex

Anal Sex Doesn't Have To Be A Pain In The Butt

For years I shied away from having anal sex, telling myself that it was too painful and that it wasn't for me. That was in part because of some failed attempts in the past that involved pain and that really put me off but since starting to review sex toys I decided to revisit this often taboo sex practice to see if it really could be pain free.

I am delighted to tell you that it can be and that I now thoroughly enjoy it reveling in the fact that my back door swings both ways now.

"For most of my life I used to have just a backdoor, but now I've got a saloon-door back there".

Joanne

So what is the big secret to pain free buggery? Well it isn't very complicated at all and most of it is in fact common sense and in this article I hope to pass on my experiences to hopefully make it as enjoyable for you as I find it.

Beginners Guide To E-Stim Or Electrosex - A Female Perspective

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I was clueless about the whole electrosex thing when I first started out so let me explain the basics to you so that you understand what it's all about and how it works.

Beginners Guide To E-Stim Or Electrosex - A Female Perspective

Or...how to enjoy zapping your lady bits

The fact that you are reading this tells me that you are either curious about the whole E-Stim or Electrosex scene or you are amazed that anyone would actually apply electricity to their genitals and want to find out more about this way of getting yourself off.

Yes you read that right, you can get yourself off simply through the use of a bit of electricity.

Now the key to my last statement was "a bit of electricity" and whilst not entirely compliant with the SI system of measurement for electricity the "bit" that I am talking about is really very tiny. I do not suggest that you wire your genitals up to the mains socket in your bedroom for obvious reasons.

If you ask most people what they imagine the sensations to be like when playing with e-stim equipment one common answer is the shock delivered by an electric animal fence. Nothing could be further from the truth and for a newcomer it really is a confusing area of masturbation, through this article I hope to shed some light on this tantalisingly pleasant masturbatory practice.

We are all taught at a very early age of the dangers of electricity and here I am condoning, nay, recommending its use as a masturbatory aid. Yes electricity is dangerous but with the correct equipment and with safety paramount in your mind it can deliver mind blowing orgasms - hands free. Now I bet that has now got you really curious so read on to learn of the ins and outs of this kinky sexual practice.

Reasons Why Women Should Masturbate Regularly

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I give you eleven good reasons why you should be masturbating regularly and not feeling guilty about it.

Reasons Why Women Should Masturbate Regularly

Female Masturbation Is Still A Big Taboo

It's something that we rarely talk about even with our closest friends but lets face it we have all "Polished the pearl" or "Jilled off" - (note to self I love sexual euphemisms). Some of us are even ashamed to do it at all. That's probably due to the fact that society still encourages guilt and shame about masturbation - it's simply something that "good girls shouldn't do". Well, to hell with that train of thought.

You should be asking the question, why not do it? It feels amazing, has great health benefits and relieves stress so why wouldn't anyone want to stop everything they are doing and get themself off.

I want to break down some of the myths around masturbation and to prove to you that it's a totally positive experience. Everyones body is unique and your way of masturbation will probably be different to mine but that doesn't matter as there is no right or wrong way to do it. So here are some quick and simple reasons why you should be doing it.

If you haven't tried a vibrator before, you don't know what you've been missing

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Buying your first vibrator needn't be a daunting process, let me give you some very useful pointers to help you out.

Buying your first vibrator

Advice on buying your first vibrator

It doesn't matter if you have just turned eighteen or forty, buying your first vibrator is both a confusing and a scary prospect. I bought my first ever sex toy through an advert in a mens magazine when I turned 18. Back in those days there was no way I was going to go into a seedy sex shop, so I ordered it by post and was terrified that my parents would open my mail when it arrived. To overcome this worry I met the postie every day at the bottom of the drive. After a very tense period of waiting it arrived and I was keen to try it out, however it wouldn't even switch on, I was gutted and had no way of getting my money back.

These days you have more choice than ever in the way that you can obtain a vibrator or any other sex toy for that matter. Modern sex shops are clean and very friendly places and you can always order one from the myriad of websites online. The choices available are literally mind blowing and it pays to do a little research before you part with your cash.

Hopefully this article will give you some pointers and advice. I hope it makes your journey of sexual awakening both a smooth and enjoyable process.

What type of sex toy reviews do you like?

I want to know what you'd like to see me reviewing

This site is all about providing in depth reviews of sex toys and adult products that will hopefully be of interest to anyone looking to experience these items. That said I need your help.

I can go on reviewing what I like and enjoy forever but that would just benefit me, I want to know what you would like to see me use and review. Tell me the sorts of things that are of interest to you so that I can make an informed decision as to what to get in for review.

I don't just rely on manufacturers and companies supplying me with products for review. I purchase most of my review items myself and that gives me the opportunity to pick and choose what I want to review. So let me know what I should be reviewing.

You can vote for upto three of the headings laid out below or even suggest something missing from the list. Please take the time to vote as I would love to know what you'd like to read about.

Joanne xxx

Beginners Guide To Sex Machines

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This article explains the different types of sex machine on the market and gives you a few pointers as to what to look for when considering buying one.

Beginners Guide To Sex Machines

Thinking About Buying A Sex Or Fucking Machine?

As with anything else, it always pays to do your research when planning a major purchase. Hopefully this guide will give you a few pointers to check up on before you part with your cash. Sex and Fucking Machines are expensive pieces of equipment and as with any type of product out there the marketplace is filled with everything from junk to amazing bargains.

The aim of this article is to describe the different types of sex machines out there and what to look at when considering buying one. With some luck it will help you avoid buying a lemon and mean that you get more fun and enjoyment out of your new bedroom accessory.

"Buying a Sex Machine is a huge commitment, there is a lot of choice available and it definitely pays to do your homework and find out what really makes the machine that you are interested better than the rest."

Sex Toy Material Guide

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In this article I discuss which materials are body safe and best for your sex toys.

Sex Toy Material Guide

Which Sex Toy materials are best?

Your foremost consideration when selecting a sex toy, whether it be a vibrator, dildo or anything for that matter is what material it's made out of. Some materials are amazing for sex toys and some are outright dangerous, I hope to shed some light on the best and the very worst of them out there to hopefully help you make an informed decision as to your next purchase. So in other words I am going to highlight:

"Materials I think are good for the pink and materials I'd frown at even for the brown."

To start off then I will concentrate on the best materials for sex toys and these are:

  • Silicone
  • Glass
  • Stainless Steel
  • Ceramic
  • Wood
  • Hard Plastic
  • Aluminium

These are by far the best materials for sex toys and all of them are Phthalate free (more on this later in this article). All are non-porous which means that they don't have microscopic holes in them that are ideal breading grounds for bacteria and as such they can be safely shared if they are sterilised between users.

Remember that all of your sex toys should be non-porous, this makes them easy to clean and above all safe to use. Porous sex toys harbour bacteria that are very difficult to kill even with sex toy cleaners and these toys can easily give you bad yeast infections or worse.

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