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Have you got something interesting to share?

I'm so excited to finally be in a position where I can host guest blog posts and articles. I'm looking for sex realted articles on diverse subjects from BDSM, sex toys, relationships, fetishes or anything that you think may be of interest to my readers. Guest posts are a good way to have your work exposed to a wider audience. I can't afford to pay much for guest posts but I do pay for them. In the future I hope to be able to pay more.

I thought it might be a good idea to list some of the things I am looking for in guest posts and what I want to avoid.

What I'm looking for

  • I would love to hear about your expereinces especially if it's about something that I have not tried or written about.
  • I'd enjoy learning about new kinks and fetishes, so maybe you could enlighten me on something you enjoy.
  • Erotic fiction especially if it is about a long term fantasy or kink.

I am not looking for

  • Any of those tip type articles such as "10 ways to give a better blowjob".
  • Sex Toy reviews as that is what I tend to focus on, however if you have an unusual toy or a sex machine review then get in touch.

How to pitch a post

Just send me a quick e-mail to admin[at]sexmachinereviews.co.uk giving me a short brief on what you would like to write about. We can then discuss your idea and if I think it will fit in with my site then I'll give you the go ahead to write it up. I will then need some information from you in order to post it on my site. You can then send me the following information:

  • The article itself.
  • Your chosen pen-name, you can use the name you already use on your own blog or something anonymous, heck you can even use your own name if you want.
  • A short Bio that I will add under the post to give readers some information about you and a heads up of where to read more of your work.
  • Links for your own site and social media profiles.

Blog or article length

I'm looking for articles between 800 and 1000 words in length, that isn't too much as most of my reviews are this length. This is number is a guide though and it's flexible, it's just a ballpark figure of what I'm hoping to get in terms of post length. I will then write a short intro and include your bio information at the bottom of the article.

Sending a guest post can be a nerve wracking thing, and I understand that as I have done it myself. I'm here to help and advise, and will only publish the post when you are happy with it so don't be shy in sending over what you have written. If I feel it has areas that can be improved I will discuss them with you but I don't bite. Seeing your work on someone elses site is an amazing feeling so what are you waiting for.

You can send pictures to accompany the post but they will need to be your own photos taken by yourself. I can't use pictures that you have obtained from third parties.

Getting paid for your post

I will compensate posters for their work but as they will already appreciate, money doesn't grow on trees and so I can't afford to pay much at this stage. However it's important to me to pay for your work and it's only right that I do so.

I can afford to pay £10 per article which I know isn't a lot, but if you do want to work with me then that would be great. I'm not going to promise massive levels of expsoure or anything like that and in the future I hope to be able to pay more, at the moment I can't though.

I can send you your payment by Bank Transfer (UK only), PayPal, as an Amazon gift card or in cash through the post.

If you fancy writing an article then just get in touch.

Press - Published Work

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Press - Published Work

It's a good feeling when your work gets published

SInce its inception my site has grown exponentially and I have re-invested any money that it has generated into more sex toys to review.

As well as reviewing sex toys, written erotica and educational articles I also enjoy writing for other sites or the media.

I have had a number of awards. most notably I was selected as one of the Top 100 Sex Blogging Superheroes in 2016 and as one of the Top 100 Sex Bloggers in 2016.

Published Work

Here are links to my externally published works:

Kink Craft

I was commissioned by KinkCraft.co to write an article describing what is entailed in reviewing sex toys. This is due to the conception that it is an easy way to get free sex toys and I was more than happy to set the record straight.

Commissioned article for Kink Craft on life as a sex toy reviewer

Writing Sex Toy Reviews Or “Messing Around On The Internet And Getting Free Sex Toys”

Darkside Magazine

I am now a regular contributor to Darkside Magazine where I enjoy writing sex toy reviews for the kink scene. My first review was of the Electrastim Jack Socket and it appeared in Issue 7.

I am published in Darkside Magazine

Darkside Magazine - The new digital magazine for the BDSM scene

Commisioned Work

If you are interested in having me write a commissioned piece of work for you then get in touch through my contact form with your ideas.

Joanne XXX

Eortic Fiction

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Eortic Fiction

Erotic Fiction From Yours Truly - Me, Joanne

This is where I keep all of the kinky short fiction stories that I have written, it's pretty new but I hope to add to it often. I hope that it gives people some ideas or inspiration to grab the bull by the horns and to try something new.

Spicing up your sex life with new and interesting things is a great past time and one that I can highly recommend.

Anyway, enjoy and I hope to hear what you think of them.

Joanne xxx

My Sex Toy Musings Blog

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My Sex Toy Musings Blog

My thoughts and musings about life as a sex toy reviewer

I hope that you enjoy this insight into my life and what I do. I love reviewing adult products and I will use this blog to keep everyone aware of what is coming up for review soon and also to pass on any thoughts or issues that I have. I love feedback so please use the comments sections of these posts to get in touch with me.

You can use the search function on the site (top right) if you are looking for something in particular.

Sex Toy Stores

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Sex Toy Stores

Shops that I trust

There are so many sex toy shops out there that it is hard to work out who to trust and so I thought that I should list my favourites here for everyone.

Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

I Get To Enjoy Myself In So Many Kinky Ways Here

Joannes Reviews - welcome to my siteWelcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines, E-stim and BDSM equipment. As you can well imagine, I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I hope it shows in my reviews and articles.

I love hearing from my readers so don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch, I'd love to hear what you think of my site and any suggestions that you may have.

Joanne xxx

E-Stim and Electrosex Reviews

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E-Stim and Electrosex Reviews

Shocking Reviews Of The Best Estim Kit

I absolutely love Electrosex and have been using e-stim equipment for over two years now and it never fails to deliver strong and reliable hands free orgasms for me.

I hope that you find these reviews useful as it's always good to see someone's opinion of an item before you consider parting with your hard earned cash and let's face it some of this equipment is very expensive indeed.

So without further ado, here are all of my E-stim reviews. Enjoy....

Sextoy Services, Work With Me To Grow Your Brand

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Sextoy Services, Work With Me To Grow Your Brand

Let Me Help Build Your Brand

I have been reviewing sex toys for a long time now and my site is very well established. I enjoy working with partners in the adult industry and can help to increase your product and brand awareness as well as provide advice and consultation services.

Sex bloggers and Sex Toy reviewers can be a powerfull force and can be used to increase your market place prescence and we can help bring your products to a wider audience.

The articles below cover their respective subjects in great detail and they should answer your questions, if you still have some though then don't hesitate to get in touch with me.

Good Advice For Great Sex

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Good Advice For Great Sex

We Can All Improve Our Sex Lives

In my years I have tried lots of sexual practices and activities. Some enjoyable and some not so enjoyable. These articles are designed to give everyone the benefit of my advice and I hope that you find them both interesting and enjoyable.

I also really like to explore niche sex practices like E-Stim, sex machines and BDSM. I will keep adding to these articles, if you have one in particular that you feel I should write then get in touch with me about it.

My Sex Toy Review Wishlist

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My Sex Toy Review Wishlist

These Are The Things That I Am Really Interested In Reviewing In 2017

I have been reviewing sex toys, fucking machines and e-stim equipment for two and a half years now and have developed quite an eclectic taste for the more unusual toys and products that are at the top of their leagues.

Try as I might though I just can't get everything in for review and even though I often buy my own products to review the bank manager looks down on me when I go on a sexy spending spree and that is why I haven't reviewed these items - yet that is as I live in hope.

These products are the ones that got away you could say. The products that I just haven't been able to review but they are also the products that I really, really want to review as I want to experience them for myself but I also want to share that experience with others.

So without further ado, these are the products that flick my switch at the moment and that I would love to get the opportunity to review at some time (hint, hint if you are a manufacturer or a retailer who stocks them).

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