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New Silicone Sybian Attachments the G-Egg, Orb and Triple Delight

I am beside myself with excitement, I have just learnt that I will be reviewing the new silicone sybian attachments, the G-Egg, Orb & Triple Delight.

I feel like the luckiest reviewer alive to have been selected to be one of the first to review these awesome looking silicone attachments. Body safe materials are a definite bonus in any sex toy and silicone is by far the best type of material due to it being non-porous and phthalate free making it hypoallergenic - body safe for short.

I have already reviewed the amazing Sybian sex machine and you can read my full review of it HERE. So you can imagine my delight when Karen (@SybianMaker) the designer of these new attachments got in touch with me asking if I would be interested in reviewing them - needless to say I didn't have to think about it for long before I said yes but I would need help. Karen then got in touch with Ian (@FuckMachineIan) who runs an amazing fucking machine and Sybian rental service to see if he could help and he stepped in to lend me a Sybian for my review - Thank you Ian.

So i am just waiting now for the new silicone sybian attachments to arrive with Ian before he then sends the G-Egg Orb and Triple Delight on to me for a weekend of orgasmic highs, to say I can't wait would be an understatement as the Sybian has to be tried so you can understand its sheer ability to rip orgasms out of you.

I can't wait......

If you want to find out more about the Sybian then read my review of it HERE or check out Karens site - https://www.sybian.com

To find out more about Ians fucking and sex machine rental service then click here - http://www.fmachinefun.co.uk

Tuesday, 18 April 2017 17:02

Sex Toys That Really Suck

Some Sex Toys Suck & Some Suck In A Good Way

You would be forgiven for thinking that this blog post is about really, really bad sex toys but it isn't. You see a sex toy can suck and that can be a very good thing when I am talking about the range of products from Satisfyer.

I have been sent three new vibrators to review and all of them suck, in a good way I hasten to add. What I mean is that as well as vibrating they actually suck gently or vigorously on your clitoris and ladies having experienced it myself I was left wondering why it has taken so long to develop this amazing style of vibrator. The suction adds and incredible new twist to these vibrators and they are actually better in the bath than out of it as the feelings are more intense when they are used underwater.

I have had some amazing orgasms with these toys and have actually enjoyed an orgasm in under 20 seconds which even for me is a new record. My reviews will be going up very soon but as I say a sex toy can suck and still be an amazing toy.

I Am Delighted To Have Received An ElectroHelix

I had an amazing surprise today when the postman dropped off a brand new E-stim control box from e-stim.co.uk.

The ElectroHelix or Helix for short is a replacement for their longest running and extremely popular Series 1 control box (read my review of one here). The Helix is a smaller unit that is packed full of some great new features included some of the program modes featured in their last release, the ElectroPebble. It has the old favourites such as the 'Fire' button that can be used to shock and tease together with a new 'Sports' mode where the output power is increased for those needing a bit more kick in their e-stim play.

To say that I am now looking forward to going to bed early tonight would be an understatement, watch out for my review which will be coming soon.

Wednesday, 02 November 2016 10:24

Guest Blog Post At KinkCraft.co

Writing Sex Toy Reviews Or “Messing Around On The Internet And Getting Free Sex Toys”

I was asked to write a guest blog article by the lovely people over at KinkCraft about reviewing sex toys. So I tried to get everything that I do down on paper to dispell the myth that reviewing sex toys is just an easy way to get free sex toys - it isn't, trust me on this one as I know what I am talking about here.

I was amazed when the ever so talented Amy Gardener who does all of the blog post header pics at KinkCraft agreed to base the articles header image on my little old avatar and I was blown away with her creation which you can see above.

Well what are you waiting for, get yourself over to KinkCraft to read my article there and whilst there check out their amazing kits and products of course. I have reviewed several and found them both a lot of fun and very functional.

Celebrating 2000 Amazing Twitter Followers

To celebrate finally reaching my next milestone in my Twittersphere - what I mean to say is to celebrate getting 2000 amazing followers on Twitter I thought I should do something very special for my followers in the form of a competition.

Thank you to everyone who has followed me, supported me and made my blog and being online so enjoyable for me.

The lovely people from www.e-stim.co.uk have stepped forward with an absolutely amazing prize and I have also dug deep into my own pockets to make this a competition to remember and certainly one to enter - what have you got to lose?

Elctro-Eggs Are Lots Of Fun

I have been asked to review the newest addition to E-Stim Systems products, their polished Electro Eggs. They sent me all three of the new design to try out and review and I got straight to it (needing no encouragement at all due to my love of electrosex fun and games).

I must admit though to having second thoughts about sliding them into my pussy and then attaching them to my Series 1 Control Box before zapping my pussy with electricity on Friday 13th. But I thought "what the hell" and I'm pleased to say that not only did I survive my first encounter with these Electro Eggs but I enjoyed three seperate orgasms that left me wanting more in that session alone.

My first thoughts about them are that they are very well made (as is everything from E-Stim Systems) and they really do feel good in use and you can even use them without a control box for Kegel excercises. But I must say that it's more fun with the control box added to the equation.

I'm using them daily at the moment and plan on having my review up and online in the next week or so once I have really given them a run for their money. You should definitely check out the amazing range of Electrosex goodies over at E-Stim Systems

I'm looking forward to meeting up with them this year at the Erotic Trade Online show in Birmingham, that should be quite a shocking experience I think LOL.

REVIEW NOW LIVE - CHECK OUT MY FULL REVIEW HERE

This post contains affiliate links to the e-stim website. If you use one of these links and then go on to purchase something from them I get a small commission at no cost to yourself that I use for buying more sex toys.

Friday, 05 February 2016 21:00

I've Joined The Bitcoin Revolution

I'm a real 'Geek' now and I love Bitcoins

I had heard the term Bitcoin used fairly regularly but it is only recently that I have taken the time to learn a little bit more about it and it fascinates me. A peer to peer payment system that doesn't involve the powers that be - who doesn't lke the sound of that?

What is a Bitcoin?

Bitcoin is a peer to peer payment system introduced in 2009 by software developer Satoshi Nakamoto. All payments are recorded on a public ledger in its own unit of currency - the Bitcoin. Payments work peer-to-peer without a central repository or single administrator. This has led to it being called a decentralized virtual currency. Although its status as a currency is often disputed, media reports often refer to bitcoin as a cryptocurrency or digital currency. I like the term cryptocurrency - it awakens all sorts of geekish feelings in me.

There is an excellent video on youtube that clearly explains what Bitcoin is and it's definitely worth a watch.

My Bitcoin Wallet

So I now have a Bitcoin wallet and it was looking pretty empty and just as I was considering buying some bitcoin or parts of one to play around with the system I discovered Bitcoin Faucets that give bitcoin away for free. Yes I know you have probably just rolled your eyes heavenwards thinking no-one gives away free money. Well that's what I though as well before doing some research and then dipping my toes and trying a few out.

Bitcoin Faucet websites exist from advertising revenue and they pay you in Bitcoin for visiting them and basically claiming them, they get paid for the adverts displayed on the page you visit. Now the amount of Bitcoin that you are given is very, very small, it is a unit of Bitcoin called a Satoshi (the designers name) but they do soon add up. I keep a couple of the sites open as tabs on my browser and regularly visit each to claim the free Bitcoin and it isn't a scam as I have transfered the issued Bitcoin into my own wallet so I now have something to play with - yay for me. So here are some links to four of them Faucets I use:

FreeBitcoin - This is my favourite by far, you can play games with the Satoshi you get and it pays out well. You can claim every hour.

BitcoinZebra - This one is a bit weird you can claim every hour for feeding a zebra LOL.

Bitcoinker - This one just gives you Satoshi but every fifteen minutes instead of every hour.

BonusBitcoin - This one pays out well and is another fifteen minute claim.

Now I'm off to find a sex toy shop that takes Bitcoin ;-)


PS if you want to.......

Feel free to make a donation to buy me a coffee of help me save up enough to buy my next machine.
My Bitcoin Address: 13wXGFARGiktQX83Tomn7geMeXnSgd3PYn

Sunday, 24 January 2016 20:26

Lelo Ora 2 - Oral Simulator

Lelo Ora 2 - Oral Simulator

The Ora 2 from Lelo is a nice little unique piece of sex toy machineryThe Ora 2 was kindly supplied by ToysRYours.co.uk and I had a lot of fun reviewing it for them. For those of you who don't know the Lelo Ora 2 has a rotating nub that circles your clitoris to simulate the sensations you get when being licked.

Lelo obviously know their stuff as women love to be licked.

How did it perform? Qell to some it up I really like it, I would have prefered it to be a bit stronger but as a unique vibrator it definitely holds its own. So check out my full review to see what I thought of it HERE.

Tuesday, 19 January 2016 18:58

Joannes 1k Followers Twitter Competition

I'm Celebrating Getting 1000 Followers On Twitter

SPUNK Lube PinkAs well as celebrating my 1st Blogaversary with a competition this month I am also delighted to have finally reached 1000 followers on Twitter and so I think another competition is in order.

Thank you to everyone who has followed me and has made the last year so enjoyable for me.

The lovely Ian from www.fmachinefun.co.uk has stepped forward with a prize for this competition and it's in the form of an 8oz bottle of SPUNK Lube Pink.

I'm Celebrating My First Anniversary

Well I never thought I would make it but here I am one year into my exciting new pastime. I never in a million years thought that I would get to review so many things and get to know so many incredible people and amazing companies.

This is a huge milestone for me and it really has boosted my confidence and has me gagging at the bit to make my second year even better than my first.

I couldn't have done it without my loyal readers, thank you for all of your support and words of advice it really is appreciated.

I thought long and hard as to how I would celebrate and give something back to the community and I thought that running my first ever competition starting on my blogaversary would be a great way to go forward.

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