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Ann Summers Sale

It's SALE time at Ann Summers so grab a bargain

I would like to inform you that Ann Summers has a fantastic UP TO HALF PRICE SALE.

Check out their great sales to grab some bargains in this latest round of sales.

I'm Going To Review the Motorbunny

I am excited be have been selected to review this Sybian style sex machine

I am so lucky to have been seected to review the Motorbunny a Sybian style ride on vibrating sex machine for CaraSutra as part of her Pleasure Panel program.

The motorbunny is being sent to me directly from the manufacturer and I am looking forward to seeing how it stands up to the legendary Sybian sex machine.

It will be an interesting review to write and I will actually be writing up two seperate reviews, one for Cara to post on her site and then one for my site. I have been reviewing sex and fucking machines for over two years now and I have reviewed the very best available and so the motorbunny will be put through a very thorough test to see how it performs.

Like the Sybian, the Motorbunny is a machine that you straddle and you can fit different attachment onto it to heighten your pleasure and it features two great functions. The first is that insertable attachments can rotate inside you to stimulate your G-spot and the second is its vibrations, if it stands up to the Sybian is will really rock my boat and I am so looking forward to the feeling of not being able to wlk after an amazing orgasm.

Watch this space for updates.

I'm Going To Be Trying A Clone-a-Pussy Kit

I'm making a copy of my Foof

I have long wanted to be able to admire my own genitals without having to utilise a camera or a mirror. Guys are lucky in that respect as from an early age in their life they can glance down at their "tackle" and admire it in all its glory. Women on the other hand can't even see their vulva unless they are a world class contortionist and that makes it hard to get comfortable with your own lady parts.

I struggled in my earlier years to accept how my pussy looked, as it was different from the ones I had seen in porn magazines and films I thought mine was abnormal and that lead to a lot of agnst and struggles with my own sexuality.

I was delighted when the lovely Cara from http://carasutra.com selected me to review a Clone-a-Pussy kit for her as part of her "Pleasure Panel" and it was a dream come true.

I will be finally able to admire my own genitals and am secretly looking forward to doing the mould making process and casting my own pussy in silicone. It will be the first time that I will be able to get a really close up look at my own pussy and I am really looking forward to that.

The tricky part is going to be taking pics of the process as whilst everyone has seen the inside of my vagina, my pussy is my little treasure. I may be tempted to show you the finished replica of it though.

Stay tuned to follow my progress as I immotalise my Foof in bright pink silicone.

BDSM, Kink & What I Want To Review Next

You Know I Love Sex Toys But Did You Know I Love BDSM As Well?

I am really getting into the whole BDSM scene and you know what? I can't find many decent reviews of BDSM and kinky products out there, yes you can find flogger reviews but what about gas masks, vacuum veds, furniture, hoods and countless other kink related products.

I want to rectify that situation by reviewing more BDSM kits and items and I already have some nice pieces of kit in my review queue so watch out for those reviews. I want to review more though, so if you are a manufacturer or a retailer of BDSM items then please bear me in mind if you are looking for honest in depth reviews of your products in order to raise your businesses profile through the exposure on my site and social media profiles.

I am interested in reviewing:

  • Vacuum beds
  • Hoods & masks
  • Pony girl equipment
  • Restraints
  • Impact play toys
  • Gags
  • Furniture

Get in touch if you want anything reviewing.

You can see my BDSM product reviews here.

I'm Attending Eroticon 2018 - But I Might Need Some Help

I'm So Looking Forward To Upping My Game

I will be attending Eroticon 2018 - decision made. It took quite a bit of thought though as for me this will be a huge task, just getting there and getting around are issues due to my disabilities.

I will probably need to use my wheelchair to get about and that is something that I hate. My disabilities mean that I can't spend a long time on my feet and walking can be a real issue for me and so using my wheelchair will mean I will be experiencing the all too common feeling of in some way being inferior to everyone else. I know that is a daft thing to say but just try sitting in a wheelchair and check out the looks you get when trying to talk to people.

I am determined to go though for a number of reasons and these all revolve around this blog. I'm in awe of so many amazing men and women who put their all online in their sex related blogs for the betterment of all and I hope to meet so many of them there. I also can't wait to be educated in all things sex blogging related and to network like I have never networked before in order to allow me to grow my blog and to hopefully help others enjoy their sex lives.

The biggest problem with attending for me as with most other bloggers will be the cost. When I factor in just the costs of the tickets, then accomodation, transportation and the cost of socialising it will mean that attending will carry a large price tag.

New Pleasure Panel Review - Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 7 Inch Thin Dildo

A Nice Slimline Vac-u-lock Dildo

I did a quick review for the lovely Cara Sutra as part of her Pleasure Panel reviewer scheme and she was looking for someone to review two Vac-u-lock dildos for Bondara.co.uk and I of course jumped at the chance to try two new dildos on my fucking machines.

I had a lot of fun reviewing both and this is my second one, you can check it out by following the link below:

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 7 Inch Thin Dildo

New Pleasure Panel Review - Doc Johnson 6" Raging Hardon Dong

Lovely Texture On This Vac-u-lock Dildo

I often get to do quick reviews for the lovely Cara Sutra as part of her Pleasure Panel reviewer scheme and she was looking for someone to review two Vac-u-lock dildos for Bondara.co.uk and I of course jumped at the chance to try two new dildos on my fucking machines.

I had a lot of fun reviewing both and this is my first one, you can check it out by following the link below:

Doc Johnson 6 Inche Raging Hardon Dong Review

Why do I enjoy Electrosex or E-Stim so much?

It pays to have an open mind as electricity can be so much fun.

It has now been two years since I first tasted the forbidden fruit that is electricity stimulating my nether regions. We have all been taught from a very young age that electricity is dangerous and whilst it most certainly is it also has some very therapeutic benefits as well.

It's often used in pain relief in the form of TENS units that are used to stimulate your nerve ending or tense muscles. I have used one of those for years because of various problems I have but I never even considered using electricity to get myself off. Up until two years ago that is.

So how did I start to enjoy regular sessions of electrosex?

Plus Sized Hand Made Latex Dresses - KinkCraft

Plus Sized Hand Made Latex Dresses - KinkCraft

Amazing hand made latex plus sized dresses from kinkcraftAnyone who reads my reviews knows that I absolutely adore the folks over at KinkCraft.co as they produce an amazing line of kinky kits and products. They started off with the mission statement - "If there is one thing better than really good kinky toys, it is really good kinky toys you made yourself. We want to teach you everything you need to know to make your own toys and have a lot of fun doing it".

I can certainly attest to the fact that their kits are excellent quality and a heck of a lot of fun to make up, even for someone with hand problems as I have. So far I have had the pleasure of reviewing the following products for them:

Amazing hand made latex plus sized dresses from kinkcraftBut enough about their amazing kits and kinky products that I have reviewed, what I really want to talk to you about is their stunning new line of Plus Sized Hand Made Latex Dresses. It is just so hard to find decent quality latex products when you are a big girl and I am so pleased that Pixie from KinkCraft has designed this range of amazing looking dresses. Having spoken to her last year at the ETO (Erotic Trade Online) show where she hinted at the new line of products I was blown away when I saw them. They also have some great new plus sized products in the pipeline but I will not steal their thunder, keep an eye on their site to see the new developments.

One thing that the brand name of KinkCraft is synonymous with is the quality materials that they use coupled with their impeccable attention to detail and both of these shine through in the new range.

Amazing hand made latex plus sized dresses from kinkcraftLaunching a product line aimed fairly and squarely at plus sized women is a very ballsy move and one that pleases me so much. KinkCraft are movers and shakers, they are out to make a big impact on the industry and they just keep coming up with innovative products and designs. I can't wait to see what they come up with next. This great team deserve some attention and support.

I have some latex dresses and kinky outfits (no surprise there I guess) but they came from WestwardBound when they had a range of plus sized dresses and outfits but they cut that line and I vowed never to buy anything from them again. Intelligent companies should be clamouring to provide for plus sized ladies as lets face it the average sizes are going up and not down so it always upsets me when the big players in the industry show their true colours and stop supporting plus sized clothing. This is another reason why I have a soft spot for KinkCraft they are doing something about the problem of a lack of choice for plus sized women, so good on them.

So, if you want to feast your eyes on quality hand made plus sized clothing then what are you waiting for, get yourself over to KinkCraft and don't forget to tell them Joanne says "Hi!"


Win A Stroking Man III Rechargeable Sex Machine

Win A Stroking Man III Rechargeable Sex Machine

To celebrate reaching another milestone in my Twittersphere - what I mean to say is to celebrate getting over 3000 amazing followers on Twitter I thought I should do something very special for my followers in the form of another great competition.

Thank you to everyone who has followed me, supported me and made my blog and being online so enjoyable for me.

The lovely people from www.sexmachines.co.uk have given me a Stroking Man III Rechargeable Sex Machine to give away as a prize so what are you waiting for get your entries in - what have you got to lose?

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