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Disclosure

Sexmachinereviews.co.uk is my personal blog where I review sex toys, sex machines and adult related products. The products being reviewed here are ones that I have purchased myself or that have been provided my manufacturers or retailers for me to review.

I always write honest and frank reviews no matter where a product has came from. It is important for my readers to know the good things about a product but it's more important to know the bad things related to it as well.

I hope that in the future I will be sent more products to review and if that is the case then in the review I will inform you the reader that it is a product that I have been sent rather than one that I've bought myself. Being sent something to review will in no way sway my review and each product will stand or fall on its own merits.

I am not compensated financialy or paid for doing these reviews, if I dont like something then I will say so. I have high standards and I strive to keep them.

I am an affiliate of a few sex toy retailers though. This means that I will post links and banners on my site advertising these companies and if you visit them and make a purchase then I will get a small commision on the sale at no extra cost to you.

These funds help to offset the costs of running my site and my cravings for bigger, better and faster toys. If my reviews contain affiliate links then I will inform you of them. It's a legal requirement to do so but it's also the right thing to do so that you can decide if you want to follow a link or not.

If you prefer not to follow an affiliate link then copy it to your browsers address bar and delete the affiliate portion of the link before hitting enter. This will still take you to the intended destination but I will not get credit for your visit.

I am only affiliated with companies that I have ordered from in the past so that I know I can trust their service and products. That is important as I need to be able to trust the companies that I am affiliated with.

Innevitably now that my blog is well established I am now being approached by manufacturers to review products for them and that is good both for me and for my readers as it means that I can review more items, giving my balanced opinion on them. I still buy sex toys and affiliate payments help me to be able to afford the ones that I really want to try out.

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ElectraStim Silicone Noir Rocker Butt Plug Review

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