Joannes Reviews
I have a lot of fun reviewing sex toys and adult related products and I hope that you enjoy my reviews and find them useful. It is always good to see someone's opinion of an item before you consider parting with your hard earned cash.
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E-Stim (47)
I have a lot of fun reviewing sex toys and adult related products and I hope that you enjoy my reviews and find them useful. I started experimenting with e-stim in 2015 and have never looked back, I love it. I hope that you find these reviews useful as it is always good to see someones opinion of an item before you consider parting with your hard earned cash.
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Sex & Fucking Machines (29)
I love reviewing sexmachines and fucking machines as they are just so much fun. But they do carry a hefty pricetag so if you want to see my opinions on the machines that I have tried out then enjoy my reviwews.
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Dildos (133)
I love dildo fun and games and I enjoy reviewing them. I tend to not leave much to the imagination when I write my reviews and I will give you the good points as well as the bad so that you can make an informed decision about future purchases.
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Male Masturbators (19)
I also enjoy revieiwing male masturbators with the help of my trusty 'Stuntcock'. I often get involved in the reviewing process to get a good feel for how well these sextoys perform. There is a growing number of amazing male masturbators around now so check out my reviews to see what I think of some of them.
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Lube Reviews (25)
Everyone should be using good quality lubricants in their sex play, you may think that you don't need it but trust me it can make things so much better if you lube up. It is essential if you are considering anal sex and highly recommended for vaginals ex as well.
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Vibrators (97)
Who doesn't enjoy some vibrator action when the mood strikes. I know I do and I have enjoyed reviewing all of these sex toys so that you can get an understanding of why they work and why some of them don't work as well as the others.
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Butt Plugs (28)
If you are here then you probably enjoy having your butt crammed full of lots of kinky sex toys like me. Well let me show you which ones are worth putting where the sun doesn't shine and which ones are just fit for the bin.
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BDSM Kit Reviews (81)
I like it kinky and love the whole world of BDSM and enjoy reviewing BDSM related equipment from some of the best manufacturers around. Check out these reviews to see if something takes your fancy.
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Bad Dragon Product Reviews (0)
I adore the range of products from Bad Dragon. All of their dildos and masturbators are 100% Platinum body safe silicone and that means they are latex and phthalate free. The designs are all so out of this world and kinky fantasy dildos really flick my switch. I hope that you enjoy these reviews.
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Other Reviews (34)
These reviews are of products that don't readily fit into any of my other categories. If it's weird or unusual then it's probably in here but don't let that put you off there are some great pieces of kit reviewed here.
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Cock Rings (5)
Cock rings can be a lot of fun, they also have a very real purpose in aiding and maintaining bigger harder erections and with the amazing array of different ones on the market it can be hard to choose a good one. So check out these reviews.
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ABDL Product Reviews (10)
Adult Baby/Diaper Lover. This is typically a lifestyle choice (A fetish for some) where a adult acts like a baby for comfort reasons. Many people use this to deal with stress, traumatic life events, or just because this is how they chose to live their life. People who are into this might wear adult diapers, use pacifiers, and other various objects that one might use for a child or toddler.
This does not mean that they are attracted to children at all, it is purely a lifestyle and roleplay choice. These reviews are of ABDL products and a lot of them have a cross over use in more generally accepted BDSM practices.
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Sexy Shoes And Clothing (2)
These reviews are of sexy outfits, shoes and kinky fuck me boots. It is always good and fun to dress to impress and these items of clothing and footwear make sub'r' and I feel just so sexy. So check them out and see why we like them so much.
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The web slinger certainly knows how to stretch things nicely
I received a message from John Thomas Toys to ask if I would like to review their latest silicone stretcher.
As I can never say no to JTT, of course, I said yes. Although I did have second thoughts after I was told the name. I do not like creepy crawlies, so you may understand why I did hesitate when I found out its name - Spidey's Web.
"These bumps feel fantastic and can also be used to measure how far you manage to take the length of Spidey's Web. As I moved the stretcher around, the feel of them had me squirming and curling my toes quickly."
Joanne
Luckily I was assured no spiders were included, which put my mind at ease.
With that reassurance, I was happy for them to send the silicone stretcher set to me to review, and I just needed to wait for them to arrive.
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- Overall Rating 9.4
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This vibe has been a long time coming, I on the other hand didn't take long at all
A couple of years ago, Tabitha Rayne (the Ruby Glow Blush designer) approached me and several others for our opinions on a new vibrator that she was designing. She asked if she could send me a model of her concept for my input. I was thrilled at the idea and was more than happy to sign an NDA before I got to see what the product idea was.
After trying a pre-sale unit and finally the actual retail model, I can confirm that Tabitha had a fantastic idea. She has now created the great finished product. She brought it to the marketplace in collaboration with Rocks-off and it is now available for the public to buy.
"The lighter vibrations feel amazing against my G-spot. For me, the topping on the cake is the feel of the deep rumbly vibrations against my clit."
Joanne
When I was told she was sending me the finished product, I was so excited.
It has been amazing to see this product go from the initial concept to the final product. Both Tabitha and Rocks-off have done a fantastic job. So let me tell you all about the Ruby Glow Blush.
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- Overall Rating 9.6
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With "Rodney you plonker" ringing in my ears, I could hardly contain my excitement
John Thomas Toys approached me to ask if I would like to review their latest silicone stretcher. How could I possibly say no, I do love a challenge after all?
I will admit that when they told me the name was Rodney's Plonker, I did laugh. But then I had to wonder what it would look like as they weren't even listed in their store at the time.
"It was easy to slide the head inside but more of a challenge to take the entire width of the widening shaft. As I move further down the shaft, the width stretches me nicely."
Joanne
I was excited to see what they looked like and to get my hands (and other body parts) on them. John Thomas Toys have such a wide variety of designs I could not even guess what they would look like. As with all John Thomas Toys creations I knew one thign for sure - it was probably going to be larger than life.
So, with plenty of water-based lube ready on hand, I just needed to sit back and wait for Rodney's Plonker to arrive.
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- Overall Rating 9.4
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It's never a grind using the Grind Ring
While attending the #BBB earlier in 2022, I watched Adam from Godemiche talk about the new Grind Ring and how fun it can be.
So you can imagine my excitement when they asked me if I would be interested in reviewing this novel and fun creation. Of course, I jumped at the chance, as you can imagine.
"I am now also a member of the "I've humped the sofa arm" club, and it was so much fun finding other ways to enjoy it."
Joanne
I was really looking forward to playing with this new product. I was invited to choose the textures that tickled my fancy (no pun intended), which was a hard decision with many interesting ones.
I did not have to wait long for their box of goodies to arrive. I nearly snatched it from the postie on delivery in my excitement, naughty Joanne.
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- Overall Rating 9.4
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Another superb product from Hot Octopuss
Hi, it's sub 'r' here with another review for Hot Octopuss; this time, I enjoyed the PleX With Flex. It's a remote-controlled butt plug, and I love my anal play and toys.
So, without going into too many sordid details, let's just say I have had a lot of fun reviewing this one for you.
"The deep vibrations felt amazing in my anus; I could orgasm with no other stimulus, which has led to lots of anal orgasms, which got more intense the more I came."
sub'r'
The PleX With Flex has been designed with no specific gender in mind, but it is [erfect for anyone looking to enjoy some prostate play. I will be reviewing it as a vagina owner who enjoys anal play. So please keep this in mind when reading this review.
So here's what I thought of it. I hope you enjoy my review and that is peeks your interest in this very nice anal toy.
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- Overall Rating 9.2
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A delightful little box of pleasure waiting to be explored
It's always a pleasure to review products from Liebe Seele, and this set really opened my eyes to just how good some BDSM kits can be.
Spoiler alert, I love it! It has so many pieces of equipment that you can get creative with it. I have enjoyed using the restraints, sensory depravation kit, impact play and even a potent micro wand vibrator.
"We have reviewed some other BDSM kits in the past, but none of them stands up to the quality and play options of this one."
Joanne
A kit like this is a great way to quickly build the foundation for a great BDSM kit bag, and it is an ideal gift for someone you care about.
So while the colour is a little unusual, it has really grown on me, and I love this set of deliciously fun equipment. So let me tell you all about it and why I think it is excellent value for money.
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- Overall Rating 9.6
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Taking rope play to a new level of kinky fun
I was once again over the moon when Liebe Seele asked me to review this Shibari Bondage Rope Hog Tie Kit.
On seeing the contents of this Rope Hogtie Set, I knew I would have some fun trying it out with my cute little BDSM assistant, the lovely sub 'r'. It gave us the perfect opportunity to enjoy some more BDSM play.
"The rope may look silky smooth but does provide an excellent roughness when dragged over the skin without making the skin feel raw on removal."
Joanne
After taking our time to really get to know it and relishing the play possibilities of using a hogtie set we are ready to give our opinion on it. So, keep reading to see what we both thought about it.
Spoiler alert, we had an amazing time reviewing this one.
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- Overall Rating 9.6
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A nice little silicone ball gag that is a droolers dream come true
Hi, it's sub 'r' here with another BDSM centric review. This one is of the Dark Secret Ball Gag from Liebe Seele.
A rather comfortable ball gag that luckily fitted my small bite very well indeed.
"I like the Dark Secret Ball Gag because I can keep biting down on the ball, making sure I can keep exercising my mouth, and this means I can wear it for longer periods - bonus."
sub'r'
I love everything to do with BDSM, so I was over the moon when Joanne asked me if I would review it for you. I really enjoy wearing a ball gag during play sessions, and so I really enjoyed reviewing this one.
So here is what I thought of this ball gag; I hope you enjoy it.
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- Overall Rating 7.8
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Another stunning creation by Liebe Seele
I am delighted to have reviewed another superb piece of BDSM kit from Liebe Seele in Japan. Their range of BDSM products keep getting better and better.
This review is all about a set of wrist cuffs from their new Victorian Garden Lace And Velvet range. To say they are stunning would be an incredible understatement (spoiler alert, I love them).
"These ones feel as good as they look. The longest I have worn them is a full twenty-four hours, and I loved it. I found myself constantly admiring them and the intricate lace detailing."
sub'r'
I do enjoy being restrained, it is something that turns me on, and I have a massive collection of collars and cuffs. None of them compares to this set, though.
So let me tell you why I am gushing over them; read on and prepare to be dazzled.
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- Overall Rating 9.6
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Nimble Stroker, a serious contender for the milker crown
(I am not in any way associated with the creators of the Nimble Stroker, nor did I receive any reimbursement for this review)
Also, I have not tried the Tremblr or Venus 2000, so I cannot directly compare how it feels, but I am aware of the features they do and don't support.
"The sensations are some of the strongest of any of the toys that I own, yet the amount of sensations and customization possible with the controller make it feel like 10 toys in one."
Skier
So, about a year ago, I was looking into getting a suction-based stroker device.
I was initially looking at the Venus 2000 and the Tremblr, and I was about to go ahead and order the Tremblr when I had heard about the Nimble Stroker.
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- Overall Rating 9.6
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