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Taking the masturbator to new heights of techy-fun

It's not often that I get asked to review a product, and so I was delighted when Joanne told me that she needed the services of her "Stunt Cock".

Who was I to say no? I jumped at the chance, especially for a product I have had my eyes on for ages.

"Imagine having your partner thrust away with a toy. Now imagine the fun you can have when you feel the movements inside the Onyx+. It can spice up a long-distance relationship."

Stunt Cock

Kiiroo got in touch to see if we would be interested in reviewing the Onyx+ Interactive Male Masturbator as well as the Fuse Ohmibod Rabbit Vibe.

Joanne kept the rabbit for her reviewing purposes (science, I guess), and I couldn't wait to get my hands on the Onyx+.

Nimble Stroker, a serious contender for the milker crown

(I am not in any way associated with the creators of the Nimble Stroker, nor did I receive any reimbursement for this review)

Also, I have not tried the Tremblr or Venus 2000, so I cannot directly compare how it feels, but I am aware of the features they do and don't support.

"The sensations are some of the strongest of any of the toys that I own, yet the amount of sensations and customization possible with the controller make it feel like 10 toys in one."

Skier

So, about a year ago, I was looking into getting a suction-based stroker device.

I was initially looking at the Venus 2000 and the Tremblr, and I was about to go ahead and order the Tremblr when I had heard about the Nimble Stroker.

Taking the "Five Knuckle Shuffle" to new levels of kink and pleasure

It's not often that I get to review anything designed purely for penis owners. So when The Handy got in touch with Joanne asking if we would review their masturbator for them, I was obviously over the moon when she agreed.

I put my hand up to enjoying masturbators; there is nothing wrong with the five knuckle shuffle, but getting to slide into something tight and wet is up there on another level of enjoyment.

"Its smooth action and its ability to be controlled by someone else or synced to videos mean this is a sex toy that won't end up gathering dust in your bedside drawer. Orgasms with it feel incredible, and I love fitting it and letting it do all the work - the perfect lazy wank."

Stunt Cock

All too often, though, masturbators don't live up to the marketing hype, and I hoped that this wouldn't be the case with the Handy.

So I waited with bated breath for it to arrive, and then Joanne (the tease) wouldn't let me use it until she had taken the pics for the review. In her own words, "I need to do some pics first because you're going to make it sticky" LOL.

So now that I have most definitely "had the pleasure" of getting to know The Handy let me tell you all about this fantastic new masturbator that is going to dominate the market.

A guest review of some serious penis play kit

I am delighted to bring you a guest review from RubberStimmer, a long time stimmer and rubber fetishist. I love hearing about new pieces of sex tech and the SPT, and V2K conversion kit has me experiencing a little bit of penis envy. I can only imagine how good they must feel.

This kit is designed to improve the performance of the Venus 200 and Tremblr male masturbators and I hope you enjoy this guest review as much as I did.

"If you like long edging sessions, this is an excellent addition to your toy bag. Unlike the SK system, a column milker is easier to use solo, and cleanup effort is just the receiver."

RubberStimmer

Guest Reviewer - RubberStimmer

The Serious Kit Electro STP or receiver was designed for their now iconic, milking system.

A piece of kit that I suspect plays a part in the fantasies of many, but more often than not it is out of reach.

Slip into something very comfortable this Christmas

I am delighted to be able to bring you a Christmas competition with a difference. While not being seasonally or even politically correct, I do have something for penis owners out there that will put a massive smile on their faces.

Forget stuffing the Turkey, I have something much more fun to "stuff".

Get yourself off in style with this amazing masturbator called THE BOOTY CALL from the fantastic John Thomas Toys.

Make a clone of your pussy and let someone enjoy using it

I had so much fun cloning my pussy a couple of years ago with a Clone-A-Pussy Kit that I was sent to review. At the end of the process, I could gaze at my own foof in all its glory.

I still use it as a paperweight on my work desk, and it has raised some awkward questions on several occasions.

"I loved having it used on me, and I have used it a couple of times on my own now, and it does the job. Obviously having sub'r' utilising a cast of her own pussy on my cock was the highlight."

Stunt Cock

Clone-a-pussy saw one of my social media posts about their kits, and they got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of their Plus+ kits.

Intrigued, I said yes, of course. I decided rather than clone my own pussy again, I would use this kit to clone my submissives pussy. I would then turn it into a masturbator for my partner to enjoy. So let's get cracking on this rather unusual review of this fun kit.

A e-stim masturbator that is shockingly good fun

Stunt CockStunt Cock putting his head in itStunt Cock here again for another penis centric review for Joanne. We have both had our eyes on the MyStim Opus E for ages now. There just don't seem to be any decent reviews of it around the net.

Having enjoyed meeting some of the MyStim staff at Erofame this year, I was delighted when they got in touch afterwards, asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of them. I think it was my "head in a vagina" stunt that swayed them.

"Orgasms when using it as an e-stim electrode are hard and ball crushingly powerfull. The first time I came using it as an electrode, I thought I had done myself some damage as I came so hard that my balls were aching afterwards."

Stunt Cock

I didn't have to wait long for the postman to bring me one to enjoy, I mean review.

So, if you fancy the idea of using a masturbator with a shockingly good extra feature then read on to see what I thought of it.

Taking masturbation to vibrating new highs

Stunt CockStunt Cock here again with another review of a penis orientated sex toy for the lovely Joanne.

Recently Satisfyer seems to be throwing sex toys at reviewers, and I was delighted when two penis toys arrived in the post.

"I tried stroking with it but that felt a bit cumbersome, I found the way that works best for me it just to insert myself into it and to find the sweet spot where the powerful vibrations on my frenulum felt best."

Stunt Cock

After blowing a raspberry at Joanne as these were for me and not her, I got down to the task of getting to know them - intimately. This sleek black masturbator with looks that remind me of the form of an F1 racing car was fun to use, and I enjoyed getting acquainted with it.

So, let me tell you all about it and what I thought of it when using on my happy chap.

The best machines for hands free orgasms, or, a posh wank

I am often asked which is the best cock milking machines. I am going to tell you all about three that I know are out of this world. They ain't cheap, but with sex machines, you do indeed get what you pay for.

So for anyone who has stumbled upon this page and is now thinking "what the heck is a cock milking machine", read on to find out what these fantastic machines can do.

Hands free orgasms for the masses, penis owners rejoice

I was so excited when Hot Octopuss brought a new guybrator™ to the market recently. I was even more so when they sent me one to review.

Hot Octopuss produce fantastic sex toys, and I have reviewed the rest of their range. The JETT with its two independent vibrators is like nothing I have seen before, so I was really looking forward to putting it to the test.

"It wasn't long before he was groaning and then bang, a massive orgasm hit him. A delightful spurt of cum shot out of his cock almost hitting him in the face. I was blown away by the sight of that. I actually gave him a round of applause as it was a pretty fantastic cumshot."

Joanne

Obviously, as a female sex toy reviewer, I am somewhat lacking in the trouser snake department to be able to review the JETT. So it fell on my trusty Stunt Cock to put it through its paces.

So, without further ado, here is everything you need to know about the JETT guybrator™ from Hot Octopuss.

A silicone stroker with a cheeky play on words for a name - OffBeat

Stunt CockIt's always lovely when Joanne gets asked to review male masturbators, nice for me that is as I get dragged in to act as her Stunt Cock.

Yes I know, it's a 'hard' life, but I always like to 'rise' to the occasion and love 'slipping into' her reviewing regime. OK, that's enough of the quips, this is going to be a serious review of a brand new product.

Godemiche, one of Joanne's favourite dildo artisans, have decided that now is the time to enter the male stroker market and lucky for me, we were sent one in advance of its launch to put it to the test.

"One thing I really like about the OffBeat is how easy it is to hold, and as it doesn't really change your masturbatory style, it enhances it."

Stunt Cock

It was nice to be given a sneak peek of their newest product, the OffBeat. So without further ado, here are my thoughts on this silicone stroker.

Slipping into something comfortable has never been so much fun

Stunt CockStunt Cock, here again, I have been dragged back in kicking and screaming by Joanne to review another male masturbator for her.

Just kidding about the kicking and screaming bit, I relish the opportunity to try something new, and if it means sticking my happy chap into something soft and sensual, then I am definitely up for that.

Joanne received a Satisfyer For Men to review and I know that she is always raving about her collection of Satisfyer toys, I have never seen her cum as quickly as when she is using one of their clitoral suction sex toys.

"Having the ability to make the masturbator squeeze your manhood during use really feels incredible, and this gives the Satisfyer For Men a considerable boost over other masturbators like the Fleshlight."

Stunt Cock

Before it arrived I did a bit of reading up on the Satisfyer For Men which is fronted by male porn star Rocco Siffredi, and that got my attention, this guy has fucked over 5,000 women, and he is claiming that the Satisfyer For Men gave him the best orgasm of his life.

Mmmm, I think that may not be precisely true, but I was keen to find out if it did indeed live up to that strong claim, so read on to find out what I think of it.

It's always fun slipping inside something more comfortable

Stunt CockStunt Cock here again to review a male masturbator for Joanne. We were asked by Bondara if we would consider reviewing the Linx Onyx Sucker Black Male Masturbator for them.

I generally jump at the chance to stick my happy chap into something new and so I jumped at the chance. I don't often get the opportunity to review male masturbators (hint, hint sex toy companies), and so I was looking forward to giving it some serious use if you know what I mean.

"If you are like me and un-circumcised, you will get a lot more sensation and pleasure from it if you hold your foreskin back exposing the whole of your glans for that inner texture to stimulate and this feels really nice."

Stunt Cock

Masturbator sleeves like this one are ideal for spicing up your masturbation sessions and making them feel new, and they can give you some sweet new sensations.

So read on to see what I thought of this competitively priced one from Bondara.

Proving that good things come in small packages

Hi, Stunt Cock here and Joanne has dragged me in again to write another male orientated sex toy review for her as let's face it she lacks something in the trouser department for the job. We were sent this new guybrator by Hot Octopuss, and I have to admit to almost doing backflips when I found out that this was one the way.

You see, the Pulse III Duo is one of my all-time favourite sex toys. The sensation that it delivers to my happy chap is incredible, and it never fails to bring me off quickly and very enjoyably.

I have the Pocket Pulse Remote version, and it comes with a remote that can be used by yourself or by your partner for some teasing fun. Teasing can be lots of fun and Joanne has a habit of pinching the remote and edging me by turning down the power just as I am about to come.

Stunt Cock

I was keen then to see how the Pocket Pulse would perform as the Pulse III Duo is fantastic.

I can honestly say that I have enjoyed doing the 'background work' for this review so without further ado, here are my thoughts on the Pocket Pulse Remote.

This Fleshlight is now at the front of my go to queue

I love the nickname that Joanne gives me - Stunt Cock. She brings me in to help review sleeve style masturbators as, well she isn't entirely equipped to conduct a thorough testing of them.

So that's where I step in, or I suppose that should be, where I slip in I guess. I was delighted to have been given a chance to review one of the new Fleshlight Turbo Thrust masturbators by the friendly people over at Latex, Leather & Lace.

I love watching my Stunt Cock using a Fleshlight and they are not just for single penis owners out there, they can be great couples toys. It's so much fun to use it on him.

Joanne

I already have a couple of Fleshlights in my collection, and they are always fun to use and do the job very well indeed. I was curious to see how the Fleshlight Turbo Thrust would stand up to the others I have used. Fleshlight is marketing it as the ultimate blowjob experience, and I have to admit that got my attention. I had high expectations for this Fleshlight and hoped that while being an oral sex simulator, it wouldn't 'suck'.

So, did it deliver on its promise of the ultimate blowjob experience? Read on to find out.

Slip inside this shocking masturbator for one hell of a ride

Joanne really enjoys her electrosex and so do I. So I was delighted when we received an Electrastim Jack Socket to review. This is a review for penis owners out there. I intend to give you some information about this very interesting electrosex masturbator.

This is a male masturbator with a shocking difference - it's a bipolar e-stim electrode. This singular feature sets it aside from the generic male masturbators on the market. It's like a twist that could have been spawned in the Frankenstein novel itself. this masturbator comes into its own when used as a bipolar electrosex electrode. Yes, your first assumption is probably right, you use it to apply electricity directly through your penis.

As the Jack Socket is open ended, ejaculation isn’t a problem. You can do what you usually do when you masturbate to manage the sticky stuff. Joanne enjoys watching my cum explode from the end of my cock when we play and she can do just that with this sleeve.

Stunt Cock

Why on earth would anyone want to put electricity through their happy chap I hear you cry!

Taking fruity fun to a "hole" new level

Hi, "Stunt Cock" here, I'm quite nervous about this review as Joanne has finally convinced me to join her on the blog and to actually contribute by writing reviews myself from a male perspective for masturbators and male orientated sex toys. So this is the first (no pressure I guess) and hopefully not the last. We were sent the Pleasurenana to review by IMToys.com and I have to admit I had a laugh when I first laid eyes on it and you will see why at the end of this review.

This is a non anatomicaly correct male masturbator that is contained in an ABS cover that is coloured like and shaped as a banana and why not? Lots of women enjoy dildos that are vegetable or fantasy shapes so why can't we men have something different to the usual boring fleshlights or beer can shaped sex toys.

For its price it's great value for money costing a fraction of what you would have to spend on a Fleshlight for the same level of enjoyment.

Stunt Cock

I am a big fan of Fleshlights and so I was keen to see how the Pleasrenana compares to one and I didn't waste any time in finding out. Read on to see what I think of this little yellow bad boy.

Very Hot Stuff From Hot Octopuss, A Guybrator With A Twist

I have been following the Pulse masturbator from Hot Octopuss in London for ages and have really enjoyed reading the thoughts and opinions of some of my favourite reviewers on the subject. I have also watched as Hot Octopuss have hoisted on board all negative feedback to continually improve their products. As its name suggests the Pulse III Duo is the third generation of this well appointed male masturbator or guybrator.

Two great reviews that I enjoyed were the ones written by Dr. Emmeline Peaches and also by The Big Gay Review. Both of these reviews sum this toy up succinctly and I was determined to get one in to review as well as it had really piqued my interest. It would be nice to be able to review another male masturbator and as this is a couples toy I could get in the action with my 'Stunt Cock' to really get to know it to see if it worked for both of us.

Hot Octopuss were absolute darlings and agreed to send me one to review and I couldn't wait to see if it lived up to all of the hype. Would it work for both of us, for one or neither? We were very keen to find out.

I really like the way that this sextoy can be used with your partner and its adds a whole new dimension to foreplay before the main event.

Joanne

So read on to see what we thought about this ingenious little guybrator.

The Tremblr Will Leave You Totally Dry

You can imagine my delight when I was approached by Ian from fmachinefun.co.uk asking if I would be interested in reviewing a new male milking machine from the manufacturers of the F-machine Pro Fucking Machine (www.f-machine.com). My interest was piqued when I was informed that they are producing a male milking machine to rival the Venus. The Tremblr (no that isn't a typo) is almost ready for general release and by the time you get to read this review it will be just about ready so I am honoured to have been allowed to review one of their pre-production machines for them.

Well I was very impressed and every time that we have put it to the test it has done the trick and what surprised me the most was just how controllable it is. This little machine would be perfect in any dungeon and is ideal for domme/sub play. Yes it's great on your own but if you hand the controls over to someone else it can be one hell of a wild ride.

Now I thought this was an amazing machine but the manufacturers have actually made over 30 tweaks and changes to make it even better, if you are interested in just how good it really is then read on for the juicy bits.

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