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Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines and I have a lot of fun doing what I do. I hope it shows in my reviews and articles. I love hearing from my readers so don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch.

Joanne xxx

Displaying items by tag: Masturbator

ElectraStim Jack Socket E-Stim Masturbator Review

Slip inside this shocking masturbator for one hell of a ride

Joanne really enjoys her electrosex and so do I. So I was delighted when we received an Electrastim Jack Socket to review. This is a review for penis owners out there. I intend to give you some information about this very interesting electrosex masturbator.

This is a male masturbator with a shocking difference - it's a bipolar e-stim electrode. This singular feature sets it aside from the generic male masturbators on the market. It's like a twist that could have been spawned in the Frankenstein novel itself. this masturbator comes into its own when used as a bipolar electrosex electrode. Yes, your first assumption is probably right, you use it to apply electricity directly through your penis.

As the Jack Socket is open ended, ejaculation isn’t a problem. You can do what you usually do when you masturbate to manage the sticky stuff. Joanne enjoys watching my cum explode from the end of my cock when we play and she can do just that with this sleeve.

Stunt Cock

Why on earth would anyone want to put electricity through their happy chap I hear you cry!

Pleasurenana Male Masturbator Review

Taking fruity fun to a "hole" new level

Hi, "Stunt Cock" here, I'm quite nervous about this review as Joanne has finally convinced me to join her on the blog and to actually contribute by writing reviews myself from a male perspective for masturbators and male orientated sex toys. So this is the first (no pressure I guess) and hopefully not the last. We were sent the Pleasurenana to review by IMToys.com and I have to admit I had a laugh when I first laid eyes on it and you will see why at the end of this review.

This is a non anatomicaly correct male masturbator that is contained in an ABS cover that is coloured like and shaped as a banana and why not? Lots of women enjoy dildos that are vegetable or fantasy shapes so why can't we men have something different to the usual boring fleshlights or beer can shaped sex toys.

For its price it's great value for money costing a fraction of what you would have to spend on a Fleshlight for the same level of enjoyment.

Stunt Cock

I am a big fan of Fleshlights and so I was keen to see how the Pleasrenana compares to one and I didn't waste any time in finding out. Read on to see what I think of this little yellow bad boy.

Pulse III Duo By Hot Octopuss

Very Hot Stuff From Hot Octopuss, A Guybrator With A Twist

I have been following the Pulse masturbator from Hot Octopuss in London for ages and have really enjoyed reading the thoughts and opinions of some of my favourite reviewers on the subject. I have also watched as Hot Octopuss have hoisted on board all negative feedback to continually improve their products. As its name suggests the Pulse III Duo is the third generation of this well appointed male masturbator or guybrator.

Two great reviews that I enjoyed were the ones written by Dr. Emmeline Peaches and also by The Big Gay Review. Both of these reviews sum this toy up succinctly and I was determined to get one in to review as well as it had really piqued my interest. It would be nice to be able to review another male masturbator and as this is a couples toy I could get in the action with my 'Stunt Cock' to really get to know it to see if it worked for both of us.

Hot Octopuss were absolute darlings and agreed to send me one to review and I couldn't wait to see if it lived up to all of the hype. Would it work for both of us, for one or neither? We were very keen to find out.

I really like the way that this sextoy can be used with your partner and its adds a whole new dimension to foreplay before the main event.

Joanne

So read on to see what we thought about this ingenious little guybrator.

Tremblr Male Milking Machine

The Tremblr Will Leave You Totally Dry

You can imagine my delight when I was approached by Ian from fmachinefun.co.uk asking if I would be interested in reviewing a new male milking machine from the manufacturers of the F-machine Pro Fucking Machine (www.f-machine.com). My interest was piqued when I was informed that they are producing a male milking machine to rival the Venus. The Tremblr (no that isn't a typo) is almost ready for general release and by the time you get to read this review it will be just about ready so I am honoured to have been allowed to review one of their pre-production machines for them.

Well I was very impressed and every time that we have put it to the test it has done the trick and what surprised me the most was just how controllable it is. This little machine would be perfect in any dungeon and is ideal for domme/sub play. Yes it's great on your own but if you hand the controls over to someone else it can be one hell of a wild ride.

Now I thought this was an amazing machine but the manufacturers have actually made over 30 tweaks and changes to make it even better, if you are interested in just how good it really is then read on for the juicy bits.

Venus For Men Masturbator

The Venus Litterally Sucks You Dry

I love SexTech and I am delighted that I have managed to get my hands on a Venus For Men male masturbator to review, this is not my usual type of sex machine and it is aimed mainly for the guys although it does have one or two tricks up its sleeves to even entertain women as well.

The lovely @FuckMachineIan over at www.fmachinefun.co.uk offered to send me one to review after I was speaking to @Sybianmaker on twitter about them in exchange for an honest and fair review. I was so excited to finally get my hands on one of these machines and my Stunt Cock was primed and really interested too.

The Venus is a male masturbator with a difference and it's made in the US by ABCO who are the creators of the amazing Sybian Sex Machine which is one of my all time favourite sex toys (Read My Review Of The Sybian).

Venus Sex Machine - For Men

I Was Blown Away By The Venus

I have been lucky enough to review a Venus Sex Machine. This is a machine from the makers of the Sybian which is a legendry sex machine that needs no introduction.

I was a little confused as to how the Venus works prior to receiving one to review from www.fmachinefun.co.uk but I'm happy to say that setting it up is very simple and OMG is it effective.

I was mesmerised watching it bob up and down on my Stunt Cock and it didn't take long to milk him dry. Watch out for the full review in the very near future.

Fleshlight Alien Male Masturbator

Fleshlight Alien Pussy - Do your own probing

When I saw the new Fleshlight Freaks range I was blown away, talk about kinky. With a Vampire, Cyborg, Zombie, Frankenstein and even an Alien pussy to enjoy, I was spoilt for choice. They also have a range of similar dicks that I would love to explore as I do like my kinky dildos. So when I was approached by the nice people over at www.sexcite.co.uk and asked if I would like a Fleshlight Alien to review in exchange for an honest and impartial review I jumped at the chance.

My stunt cock was put on standby and I couldn't wait to see this Fleshlight as the last one I reviewed turned out to be a lot of fun - The Pink Lady Vortex. Obviously a girl needs a bit of help when reviewing a male masturbator and I approach the review from two angles, firstly solo use and secondly use when playing together as a couple. Both are a lot of fun.

I found that the Alien Fleshlight was a very good male masturbator, my stunt cock loves using it and he has done so several times now even after we have finished reviewing it, so that must count for something.

To find out how much fun though, you will have to continue reading the review.

Fleshlight Vortex Male Masturbator

Fleshlight Pink Lady Vortex - Slip Inside Something Comfortable

This is my first review of a male masturbator and so I had to enlist the aid of a "Stunt-Cock" in the guise of my husband. He was over the moon at the prospect of getting a toy to review, his attitude being "about time". I can't argue with that I suppose, he normally just gets to see me going through the review process but with this one he gets to have some fun.

Fleshlight is the brand name for the worlds largest and most popular brand of male masturbators and I have heard a lot about them but this was also going to be my first introduction to them as well as my husbands.

After looking through the extensive Fleshlight range at bondara.co.uk we chose the Vortex to review as the inner texture looks pretty intense and so I ordered one.

I got very turned on using it on my Stunt Cock and found that even for couples it is a great sex toy. Throw in a little light tie tease fun and a blindfold and you have some really naughty fun.

So how did it actually feel? Read on to find out.

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