This is one book that I will keep refering to
I don't often review books, but this one caught my eye when I was approached by the author Ayzad. Well, it's a guide that covers almost every conceivable erotic, kinky and BDSM fetish that you can think of, so how could I refuse?
As I'm someone who believes that none of us knows it all and we can all continue to learn new things and improve ourselves every day of our lives I jumped at the chance to review it.
"This book is a testimony to the kinky lifestyle and extensive experience of the author, and it is a book that I will be referring to again and again. It is easy to read, and I just can't stress enough just how much useful information it contains."
Joanne
I was, therefore, sent a review copy so that I could read it and then give my honest opinion as to its contents and readability. You see, this is a book that had its first edition published in 2004 in Italy. Yes, the author is Italian, and this book was also written in Italian. This international edition was published in 2016.
I must say though that having read it, you would never know as it has been very professionally translated, edited and proofread before the international edition in English was published.
BDSM Puppy Slave Collar Review
This stunning collar is not just good for puppy play
I have received another fantastic collar from the kinky guys over at Meo.de to review. This one is from the puppy play range, and it features a stunning dog tag which I will talk about later in the review.
This item arrived with some other extremely naughty products, and I am enjoying reviewing them all so watch out for the reviews of such classics as a remote controlled egg vibrator and some kinky puppy knee pads.
"The 'O' Ring at the front as well as carrying the dog tag can be used to restrain your puppy or to put him or her on a leash to better control them, especially in a training environment."
Joanne
Meo is a company based in Germany but they ship worldwide, and they have an incredible range of BDSM and other kinky products. I am becoming quite addicted to their range of products and have thoroughly enjoyed everything that I have reviewed for them.
Collar reviews are pretty hard to write as, well basically it's a collar but read on to see my thoughts on this little collar.
Bondara Black Faux Leather Bondage Mitts Review
A kinky pair of restraints great for pet-play and general BDSM fun
In an effort to explore some new kinky play I bought a pair of Black Faux Leather Bondage Mitts from Bondara.
My thoughts were that with a pair of mittens we could explore some pet play coupled with general bondage fun and games. Mittens are great for removing the ability to use your hands, and so puppy or pony play becomes more realistic.
"Put on a pair of leather mittens and a set of kitten or puppy ears together with a collar, and you can get to enjoy moving around on all fours without any of your usual worries."
Joanne
I chose these mittens for both their price and also their features. I have enjoyed them but sub'r' has been put through her paces by Stunt Cock using them, and I will let you know what we think of them.
Are they an excellent addition to your BDSM toolkit or are there other options out there?
You can now squirt, fist, or pee with confidence that you won't ruin the bedding
Every so often I come across a product that makes me take a step back and think what a great idea and this is one of those products. Meo has sent me a pack of Fetish Pads to review, and I have had a lot of fun doing so. Even venturing into the world of Youtube again to do a short video about them.
So what are they? In essence, think of a product that you can place under you to absorb unwanted liquids during play. Fetish Pads are something that will protect your bedding or playspace from stains and damp.
"They are ideal for squirters as you can go with the flow, safe in the knowledge that you aren't going to be washing the bedding after your primaeval orgasms."
Joanne
Reviewing this product meant getting messy and that was a lot of fun in itself. It was also nice to be able to let myself go and enjoy some serious squirting sessions.
So let me tell you what this product is for and why I had so much fun with it.
Putting the 'Fuck Me' back into 'Fuck Me Boots'
This is another review of a fantastic piece of footwear from Latex, Leather & Lace. Everyone loves a pair of fuck me boots, and these Pleaser Boots from Funtasma can undoubtedly be described this way as they look amazing.
Stunt Cock took his submissive to visit Latex, Leather & Lace (LL&L) last year and they came away having ordered this fantastic pair of boots.
"The wide heels, I have been told, are perfect for using as handles when giving a submissive a rather hard and fast rodgering in the missionary position."
Joanne
If you have never actually visited the LL&L walk-in shop then I can highly recommend the experience, the staff are incredibly helpful and very knowledgeable. With an incredible range of sex toys, lingerie, fetish items and of course footwear to choose from it's a shop to visit if you are in the area (Barwell, Leicestershire).
The whole shop visit was a magical experience for sub 'r', and she still comments about it after six months. So why has it taken six months to write this review, well these boots have been really put to the test.
Hercules Silicone Vac-u-lock Dildo From Godemiche
A dildo from the Gods, the Hercules as its name suggests is power encarnate
There aren't that many dildo artisans in the UK, but Godemiche is one of them. Run by Adam and Monika they produce a fantastic range of dildos and butt plugs in body-safe silicone.
I have been fortunate in the past to have reviewed the Adam Silicone Dildo and The Peg Anal Dildo for Godemiche, the Peg is also a fantastic beginners butt plug by the way.
"A feature I love about this dildo is the fact that it is uncircumcised. This is the first dildo that I have owned that has an apparent foreskin, it's half withdrawn, and this makes the head fascinating to look at."
Joanne
I was delighted then when I was asked if I would be interested in reviewing a Hercules for Godemiche.
So as you can imagine, I was delighted to be able to review this behemoth of a dildo, and I was even more surprised when I got to see its fantastic colours when it arrived. So without further ado, here are my thoughts on the Hercules Dildo.
Lady MEO - Ring of O BDSM Collar - Gold
A collar that screams submission and demands attention
I was so excited when I laid eyes on this black and gold collar from meo.de. It was sent to me together with some other articles for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.
The Ring of O BDSM Collar is the first one that I am reviewing from this batch as, well, it is gorgeous. I love the high contrast look to it, and the large ring is a real feature. I enjoy reviewing BDSM products as it is my lifestyle choice as well.
"When Stunt Cock places a collar around my neck, I can feel all of my problems and anxiety fall away, putting on a collar both clears my mind and gets me into my submissive zone."
Joanne
As a submissive, I seem to be collecting collars though, and this one is right up there with my favourites, and I will endeavour to tell you why that is within this review.
Meo produces some incredible kinky BDSM equipment. Their range of collars is massive, just check out their site to see what I mean. There is something there for anyone no matter what your tastes.
Zumio An Amazing Clitoral Vibrator
The Zumio, the little sex toy that blew my socks off
It's here.......... finally I have managed to get my hands on a Zumio so that my clitoris could act as judge jury and possible even executioner for this controversial little clitoral vibrator.
The controversy about this little sex toy came about with its release and the marketing blurb surrounding it. Phrases such as "Guaranteed Orgasm" and "cum in under 60 seconds" soon had lots of reviewers and bloggers up in arms about this style of advertising. You see, the problem is that if you don't cum in less than sixty seconds or heaven forbid not at all you risk wallowing in self-pity wondering if there is something wrong with you and that is not the case.
For me, orgasms with the Zumio always leaves me smiling and breathless while looking at the ceiling and chastising myself inwardly along the lines of "Damn girl, you have no staying power at all".
Joanne
We all masturbate and orgasm differently, sometimes I can't achieve orgasm at all when I do due to pain or my meds, that doesn't mean I am broken sexually. Now I too hated the gimmicky advertising but I have heard good things about the toy itself, and so I had to satisfy my curiosity about it by getting one for a review.
Being a tight arse though I bought a second hand one from another blogger - the fantastic Little Switch Bitch (waves and sends a wink her way). Before you start making a face and thinking "Ewwwww - a second-hand sex toy" read on.
Allure Plus Size PVC French Maid Costume Review
Modeled by sub 'r', she was 'maid to serve' - Boom, Boom (I'll get my coat)
This is a review of one of the most delightful French Maid costumes that I have ever come across. It's from Latex Leather and Lace, it is part of their Allure Lingerie Collection. I love these guys for their ethics and astonishing range of outfits, shoes, boots and kink. You name it, and they stock it.
Stunt cock is training a submissive (sub r), and he took her into Latex Leather & Lace to choose a birthday present. It turns out that she has excellent (and kinky) taste.
"This is now the favourite outfit for submissive 'r', and she looks so sweet in it, almost as though butter wouldn't melt in her mouth, but I know otherwise LOL. I must admit as well that it is also my favourite outfit that she has as it looks amazing on her."
Joanne
As soon as they both walked into the Latex, Leather & Lace shop, they were made to feel very welcome. The staff there are just so knowledgeable and friendly. After perusing the fantastic selection of toys and outfits, sub 'r' decided that she fancied a maids outfit.
With three to try on, she was ushered into the changing area, and Stunt Cock was left to wait to see how his submissive looked in each. He didn't have to wait very long at all.
Spanking Machine v.2 Review
Machine delivered corporal punishment
I learned something new recently; spanking machines are a thing! I was delighted when the good people over at sexmachines.co.uk got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of them.
The chance to review another sex machine was too good to miss and as I do enjoy a good spanking, and so does submissive 'r' I jumped at the chance.
"I have been on the receiving end of it a couple of times now, but it is submissive 'r' who has really tested this out under the steadying hand of my Stunt Cock."
Joanne
I was then left viewing the assembly video on the sexmachines.co.uk website to understand how it all goes together so that I didn't waste any time when it arrived.
I didn't have to wait long as sexmachines.co.uk are always very quick with their deliveries.
Fifty Shades Of Grey Charlie Tango Vibrator Review
There is nothing grey about the performance of this little vibe
I was delighted when the lovely people over at Pleasure Attic got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing the Fifty Shades Of Grey Charlie Tango Vibrator for them.
Now, this is the first sex toy from the Fifty Shades franchise that I have reviewed, and I was curious if it would live up to its hype.
"It has a grey matte finish which looks really, really nice. I love the dark look, and the matte finish makes it easy to hold."
Joanne
Having read the books I was interested to see if this vibrator would live up to its description or if it would be just a terrible offering to E.L.James and the publisher gods.
As you can tell I jumped at the chance of putting it through its paces to see if it would bring me to my knees or if it would leave me frustrated and in a grey mood.
This exceptional silicone paddle is great for BDSM impact play
I love some BDSM fun and games and impact play often form part of this type of sessions.
"After a good paddling, your skin becomes red and very sensitive, in this state, you can enjoy some excellent texture play, and the rough side feels amazing"
Joanne
Now, Buch Dich in German translates to 'Bend Over' which is perfect as that is what this sex toy is all about. Bending over and taking your punishment.
The Buch Dich is a silicone spanking paddle, and I was sent this one free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review. No affiliate links have been used in this review.
Bathmate Shower Strap Review
The hands-free kit for your Bathmate penis enlarger
I am still using my Hydromax X30 Wide Boy Penis Enlarger, and if you read my review of it, you will know that the only downside with using it in the shower is having to hold it in place.
"Before I started using a strap, my usual showering ritual consisted of using the Hydromax X30 Wide Boy enlarger as part of my regime, but I had to focus on that and then clean myself."
Stunt Cock
Use in a bath would be much easier. Bathmate produces a handy shower strap, and about halfway through my review, I made a homemade creation using an old exhibition lanyard.
That wasn't a permanent solution, and the nice guys at Bathmate agreed to send me one of their shower straps for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.
Rocks-Off 10 Speed Vortex Vibrating Butt Plug Review
Give yourself some quality bum loving with this vibrating butt plug
I am a big fan of Rocks Off and the sex toys that they produce, their bullet vibes are fantastic value for money, and so I was delighted when they offered to send me one of their Vortex vibes to review for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.
Rocks Off are a great UK company that is renowned for their creations; there are a few I am still dying to get hold of to review like their amazing Ruby Glow. But this review is about one of their vibrating silicone butt plugs.
"I gave a little jump as I switched on the RO-120mm bullet vibe, the vibrations caused an involuntary clenching onto the plug that felt good too."
Joanne
I do enjoy a good butt plug and having one that vibrates is even more fun. I have enjoyed getting to know the Vortex.
It isn't just a butt plug though; the 10-speed bullet vibe is removable which means you can have so much more fun with it so here are my thoughts on this silicone butt plug.
Hot Octopuss Atom Plus Vibrating Cock Ring Review
This is not just your usual run of the mill cock ring, this is a super hero of a cock ring
I love it when I receive a couples sex toy to review. I was therefore delighted when Hot Octopuss got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of their latest creations. I didn't have to think long before answering, after all, who wouldn't want to try the latest product from this fantastic company.
Hot Octopuss are the creators of the fantastic Pulse III Duo that we had so much fun reviewing as well as the Queen Bee and Pocket Pulse. They make amazing sex toys and are one of my favourite UK brands.
"I came quickly, and I came hard, this set him off and while we didn't experience a simultaneous orgasm the first time, both of us were left breathless and blown away by the experience."
Joanne
They sent me one of their new Atom Plus Vibrating Cock Rings to review free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review.
So, let me tell you why I think the Atom Plus is the mother of all vibrating cock rings.
Black And White Leather Bondage Collar From MeoBond
A high contrast wide collar that is like a posture collar on me
Anyone who reads my reviews knows that I am a sucker for a beautiful BDSM collar. I am a gal who loves to feel that form or restraint around my neck while getting up to all sorts of kinky fun.
You can imagine my excitement when the kinky boys at meo.de asked me if I would be interested in reviewing another collar for them. This time one of their black and white leather bondage collars. Naturally, I couldn't refuse such an offer, and here I am about to fill you in on the details of what I thought if it.
"Meo always impresses me with their Meo branded products; they take the time to source the best materials and artisans, I can say with my hand on my heart all of the products that I have reviewed for them have been first class. I just love reviewing for them, they are so kinky, and their product range has to be seen to be believed."
Joanne
This collar is from the same range as the black and white leather bondage wrist cuffs that I recently reviewed from Meo.de, and it looks fantastic.
The chisel shaped clitoral pleaser
One of my all-time favourite vibe manufacturers is Rocks Off. They are a UK based manufacturer of very reasonably priced vibrators and sex toys. Don't let the fact that they are cheap put you off though. I have the utmost respect for the genius in their orgasm engineering department. He or she designs first-class vibrators.
I was delighted when they asked if I would review their Bamboo Fire Vibrator for them. This is a design that they have had on the books for a while. I have had my eye on it, and so I jumped at the chance to treat my clit to some Rocks Off loving again.
I like Rock-Off vibes; I find that they work well with my masturbation style. I always have no problems getting off with them. This one didn't disappoint.
Joanne
The Bamboo Fire was sent to me for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. That has not affected the outcome of this review in any way.
I didn't have to wait long for it to arrive and I must say it looks fantastic. I guess that you are more interested in how it performs though and so on with the review.
uFUC PRO v.2 Fucking Machine Review
A fucking machine that was so much fun to get to know - intimately.
With a myriad of fucking machines on the market, it is always hard to work out what is good or merely a waste of money. I love reviewing sex machines as it means that there is more information out there for customers to make informed decisions before parting with their hard-earned cash.
I was therefore delighted when Sexmachines.co.uk got in touch asking for another impartial review of one of the best selling machines, the uFuc Pro.
"It has a lot of power, even managing to start a double ended dildo slowly when it was fully inserted after I had stopped it on purpose. Some cheap machines don't have the torque to do that, and you go from stop to high speed, but this one is smooth and fantastic. I was genuinely impressed."
Joanne
I jumped at the chance of reviewing another machine for them, and they sent me this one in exchange for a fair and impartial review.
So without letting anything out of the bag read on to find out if this one is a keeper or just a wannabee performer.
Black And White Leather Bondage Wrist Cuffs Review
Black and white cuffs that you can enjoy struggling in
Once again I am chuffed to be reviewing another piece of BDSM equipment, this time a set of black and white wrist cuffs from the kinky boys at Meo.de.
I do enjoy a good set of kinky restraints, and a set of wrist cuffs are one of the core pieces of equipment that every kinkster should have in their toybox.
"I just love the smell of leather; there is something so basic about it that gets my mind going into overdrive and my panties dampening in double quick time."
Joanne
Meo.de sent me this pair of leather restraints for free in exchange for a fair and honest review, and I looked forward to giving them a thorough testing. I must say that we had an extremely enjoyable time getting to know them.
My Stunt Cock even used them on one of his submissives, and she loved them too. So what makes these cuffs so enjoyable from a submissives perspective? Read on to find out.
Who would have thought I'd find a rival for Sliquid
I often struggle to find lubes that agree with my Foof. I sometimes have adverse reactions to some ingredients commonly used in lubes which is why I have only a few favourites.
I was intrigued when the lovely people over at Latex Leather & Lace got in touch asking me if I would be interested in reviewing some new body safe and hypo-allergenic lubes that they were now stocking from Secret Play.
"I found it very easy to apply and spread out, and it feels very luxurious giving a good coating that lasted a long time. This long-lasting property means that you use less, so it makes a bottle go a long way."
Joanne
I was intrigued because I had never heard of Secret Play before and I like to think of myself as educated in the lube department. I eagerly agreed while wondering what my lady bits would make of these new lubes when they arrived.
I have good news though, for anyone who has a fussy foof like me, the two Lubes that I reviewed are both fantastic. So if you are looking for a body-safe lube that won't mess with your vaginas pH levels and isn't full of nasty chemicals then read on.