Another fun fucking machine from the sexmachines.co.uk range
I do have the best job in the world I think, especially when Dave from sexmachines.co.uk gets in touch with me asking if I would be interested in reviewing another fucking machine for them.
This time they want me to review the Yubo F1. I had seen some of the other Yubo machines on their site, and they seem ideal for anyone new to fucking machines due to their simplicity.
"Fucking machines never tire, they never complain, and you can trust them not to wipe their cock on your pillow after fucking you (don't ask LOL)."
Joanne
Of course, I agreed to review it for them as you know how much I enjoy my sex machine action. Fucking Machines are just so versatile, and it's always nice to try something new.
I went into this review with no expectations and having reviewed a lot of sex machines I looked forward to seeing how this one would compare with what I have reviewed in the past. So read on to find out where the Yubo F1 starts on my fucking machine starting grid.
HurtMe: Cat-o'-Nine-Tails Ariadne From Meo.de
This is a serious bit of kit that delivers serious results
Now I love my impact play, but the thought of being on the receiving end of a cat o' nine tails terrified me. The legendary punishment implement used throughout history for its extreme and cruel efficiency.
When I was asked by Meo if I would review one for them I must admit to a little trepidation but, you know me, the thought of an excuse to get my backside out for some corporal punishment was too good to miss so, of course, I said yes.
"I just bit my lip and waited for his order. He told me to stand and go into the dining room where he forced me to bend over the dining room table exposing my buttocks."
Joanne
So for anyone unaware of the history of the Cat o' nine tails, it is an implement synonymous with punishment in the Royal Navy and other institutions. People often didn't survive its use, but I had high hopes of doing so.
The Cat was going to be something special, and I couldn't wait to get started with it.
E-Stim Connect From E-Stim Systems
Effortless remote e-stim sessions are now a thing
Anyone who reads my blogs posts and reviews will be well aware that I love e-stim fun, and so does my Stunt Cock and the lovely sub'r'. All three of us partake in the ever so enjoyable practice of electrostimulation.
It can be an incredible way to stimulate yourself or a partner and leads to many amazing hands-free orgasms for us.
Yes, electricity can be enjoyed in more ways than you probably thought possible. While it is fun to stim someone in person, often there comes a time when you are alone, or your partner is away from home, and you need your electron fix.
In the past, if you had a 2B, you could use the Commander software to connect remotely but to be honest while it was a lot of fun it could be a lot of faff to set up and use.
E-Stim Systems have been developing another way to use the 2B for remote stimulation, and they released it at #Erofame2018 to much praise and interest. So what is it and how easy is it to use? Read on to find out.
So Divine Get Lucky USB Rechargeable Vibrator
A handy USB rechargeable vibrator with a twist
I have enjoyed all of the sex toys that I have reviewed for So Divine in the past, and so I was delighted when they got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing their new USB rechargeable vibrator - The Get Lucky Vibe.
With a trip to Germany just around the corner, I jumped at the chance as I decided I would review it here and then let sub'r' take it on her trip to Germany as, to be honest, it is the perfect travelling companion.
"The small nodules on the tip of the vibrator feel incredible when I slowly rub them over the top of my clitoris."
Joanne
So I waited for its arrival with high hopes... It follows a long line of very enjoyable vibes that have given me some fantastic orgasms to live up to. Would it continue to build on its predecessor's performance or would it be a letdown? No pressure at all.
My first impressions were - "this is different". Read on to find out my final thoughts on it.
Bondara 14 Inch Lair Leather Sword Slapper Paddle
This delightful sword paddle had me in a very playful mood
As you can imagine I was delighted when Bondara got in touch with me again, this time asking if I would be interested in reviewing a leather paddle for them.
Well, the thought of a new impact toy and a leather one at that had me squirming in my seat and so I, of course, agreed to review one for them.
"When swung, it requires minimal effort to make a loud slapping noise as it strikes home and it leaves good blade shaped marks on the skin when it is withdrawn."
Joanne
They sent me this Lair Leather Sword Slapper Paddle for free in exchange for a fair and honest review, and I couldn't wait to put it to the test.
Now the Master of all things swingy and ouchy is my Stunt Cock, he can swing a paddle or flogger like no-one else, and so he was roped in again to use this paddle on sub'r' and myself so that we could both give our thoughts on it. So read on to find out what we thought of it.
Take your oral sex to the next level
Oral sex is one of my all-time favourite sex acts, there is something about it that really gets me horny, and I just love performing it and also receiving it of course.
I was delighted then when Meo.de asked me to review their range of Cock Candy oral sex flavoured lubes
"Between the work of sub'r' and my own oral administrations, we have thoroughly tested all five flavours, and Stunt Cock is one satisfied reviewer. It's a hard life for him, but he always 'rises' to any new challenge that I throw at him."
Joanne
They sent me their value pack which contains five flavoured lubes in a handy toilet/flight bag free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review.
I have spent a few weeks in conjunction with sub'r' really putting these flavours to the test, and my Stunt Cock has really enjoyed the attention. So what do we think of these flavoured lubes from Meo?
This is a silcione hybrid lube that is really very effective
Once again I have been lucky to have been given the opportunity to review another variety of lube from the Secret Play Range by Latex, Leather & Lace one of my all-time favourite companies.
I loved their water-based Secret Play Natural lube and had high hopes for this one. I now know enough about Secret Play to know that what was coming was going to be good.
"The consistency is fantastic; if you apply a small amount to a finger, it just sits there in a drop. It is quite viscous which means it won't run through your fingers and onto the sheets while you put the bottle away, making it easy to apply just where you want it."
Joanne
It's all good news about this lube, Secret Play certainly doesn't disappoint, and they seem to be one of the best-kept secrets in lubes.
So, let me tell you why this is now my favourite hybrid lube, and it is the one I go for every time especially for fast fucking machine fun and games.
Serious BDSM fun from Lodbrock
It isn't often that I get asked to review dungeon equipment, and so you can understand why I got so excited when Lodbrock got in touch with me asking if I would be interested in reviewing their Goo Plate.
I relished the thought of putting it through its paces as it looked so kinky on their site. I even booked a dungeon to use it in with the lovely sub'r' to put it through its paces.
"It was fantastic watching sub'r' struggling as I forced orgasm after orgasm out of her and she was almost in tears when she was eventually let out for a break. She loved the feeling of utter helplessness when locked into the Goo Plate."
Joanne
We had a lot of fun reviewing it, and it is one of those old-school BDSM pieces of equipment that just makes my face light up.
So let you tell you all about the Goo Plate and just how much fun it can be.
Two great adult diapers from Nappies R Us
This has been a unique and exciting review to write. My first attempt at reviewing ABDL diapers with the help of Nappies R Us.
Diapers are big business in the ABDL world, and there are so many different ones available, indeed Nappies R Us stock an immense range of ones to choose from. In this review, I am concentrating on two of their own brand of diapers.
With the help of my helper Little 'Rae', we have almost gone through half a pack of each evaluating them to give this review justice.
So, if you want to see how each of these diapers performs read on to find out what we did and how they performed. Spoiler alert, the diapers do get very wet.
Mr Hankeys Alien Dildo Review
Time for some alien impregnation fun and games
Picture my delight when I was asked by Sexmachines.co.uk to review a Mr Hankey's dildo for them. I adore Mr Hankey's dildos and have reviewed four of them so far, and this one will be the fifth.
Sexmachines.co.uk has a fantastic range of dildos, and they recently added the Mr Hankey range of dildos to their repertoire, but unfortuntaly they are no longer stocking them but you can buy them in the UK from CloneZoneDirect.co.uk.
"I must admit though that when I finished the dildo was in a right state. All that texture certainly picks up lots of vag-goo and so when you clean it you need to pay lots of attention to the textures on it to clean them properly."
Joanne
Mr Hankey is renowned for his incredible dildo designs that all feature fantastic detail as well as being larger than your average dildos. Indeed his dildo range is a size queens dream come true.
I couldn't wait to put the Alien Dildo to the test. So with all sorts of alien impregnation fantasies spinning in my head, I had so much fun getting to know it so read on to find out if this Alien will be a box office smash hit or nothing more than a cult B movie prop.
Slipping into something comfortable has never been so much fun
Just kidding about the kicking and screaming bit, I relish the opportunity to try something new, and if it means sticking my happy chap into something soft and sensual, then I am definitely up for that.
Joanne received a Satisfyer For Men to review and I know that she is always raving about her collection of Satisfyer toys, I have never seen her cum as quickly as when she is using one of their clitoral suction sex toys.
"Having the ability to make the masturbator squeeze your manhood during use really feels incredible, and this gives the Satisfyer For Men a considerable boost over other masturbators like the Fleshlight."
Stunt Cock
Before it arrived I did a bit of reading up on the Satisfyer For Men which is fronted by male porn star Rocco Siffredi, and that got my attention, this guy has fucked over 5,000 women, and he is claiming that the Satisfyer For Men gave him the best orgasm of his life.
Mmmm, I think that may not be precisely true, but I was keen to find out if it did indeed live up to that strong claim, so read on to find out what I think of it.
Titus Puppy Tail Pro Butt Plug From Clonezone
A butt plug that will have you wagging your tail in delight
Puppy play can be a lot of fun, and recently I managed to get my hands on a Titus Puppy Tail Pro from Clonezone, and this is the first product that I have reviewed from them.
I have a female submissive who loves puppy play, she already has a collar and leash together with kneepads, and so I looked forward to adding a wagging tail to her collection.
"I just closed my eyes, enjoying the feeling of being stretched and filled at the same time, it is a delicious feeling."
Joanne
This is a butt plug with two twists, first is the beautiful looking tail and the second is its vibrating function which is very pleasing.
When it arrived, I couldn't wait to put it to the test and to see the reaction of sub'r' when she wore it for the first time.
Rocks Off Lust Linx Ball And Chain Review
This ball and chain is definitly no drag
I am no stranger to remote controlled sex toys and love to use them clandestinely when out and about, so I was delighted when Wolf from Meo.de asked if I would like to review one for them.
Now I love Rocks Off vibrators, and I also love remote controlled toys so no surprise at all that I jumped at the chance to review this silicone ball and chain.
"I do enjoy some clandestine outdoor fun and games, and Stunt Cock took great delight in teasing me rotten while out and about. It makes shopping or a trip to the post office much more fun."
Joanne
Not having to wait long for delivery I still found myself fantasising about ways to enjoy and maximise the remote function of this vibe.
Once it arrived I was blown away by just how kinky it looks in its retail packaging, but would its performance match its kinky looks? Read on to find out.
NRU Purrty Padded Pull Up ABDL Training Pants
These training pants are comfortable and very effective if you have a little accident
My little loves her ageplay and is a firm Adult Baby Diaper Lover (ABDL). We were delighted when Nappies R Us asked us if we would be interested in reviewing their new range of Padded Pull Up Training Pants.
Training pants are fantastic for ageplay and are a useful addition to anyone's collection of accessories.
"The five designs available are all bright and just so cute. It's hard to imagine any Little not liking any of them. Little Rae loves the Purrty design, and she also has a thing for the Dino Rawrs ones as well. "
Joanne
We didn't have to wait long for them to arrive and Little Rae could hardly contain her excitement when they did arrive.
She has now spent a couple of weeks reviewing these training pants, and so we are now qualified to give them a proper appraisal. So to find out what we thought of them read on.
Review Of The New Zumio S Clitoral Vibrator
I put this clitoral vibe to the test to compare it to its predecessor
I have been fortunate enough to have been sent a Zumio S to review, this is a smaller version of the original Zumio which is now called the Zumio X.
I have been dying to see how the new Zumio S performs as I have already reviewed the Zumio X.
"In use, it is very quiet making it a very discreet vibe ideal for use in busy households. It is small enough to be easily used when making love it you need some extra stimulation."
Joanne
Already having the original Zumio has meant that I could compare them both side by side to see the differences in performance that the slight changes to the design have resulted in.
So, is the Zumio S a leap forward for this unique clitoral vibrator or is it more of a flop? Read on to find out.
Taylor Dildo - Realistic Silicone Dildo From Meo.de
A dildo with lots of texture and a fantastic suction cup
Anyone familiar with my blog will know that I am a gal who loves her Quimsticking fun and games and dildos are one of my favourite style of sex toys. I love the fact that a dildo is a gender-neutral sex toy as we all have holes that can be pleasured with one.
You can imagine how excited I was when Wolf from Meo.de asked if I wanted to review the Taylor Silicone Dildo for him for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. I jumped at the chance, who would turn down such an offer?
"The upwards curving shaft concentrates all of the delicious sensations generated by the well-formed glans onto my g-spot and thrusting it back and forth over this area has me very wet and has made me squirt."
Joanne
I bided my time waiting for it to arrive and familiarised myself with the product page on meo.de and I loved the fact that it has a suction cup base. To me, that means one thing - fucking machine fun.
So, how did I get on with the Taylor Dildo, is it one for my bedside drawer or one for the dildo suitcase (yes I have too many dildos)?
Adorable ABDL DDLG Tu-sies From OnesiesDownUnder
These Tu-sies just look so cute
My little loves wearing a Onesie, but now that she has discovered the stunning Tu-sies from OnesiesDownUnder you can guess what she continually opts to wear.
I was naturally delighted when I was asked by OnesiesDownUnder if I would be interested in reviewing a couple of their Tu-sies for them in exchange for a fair and honest review.
"The cotton/spandex material keeps the Tu-sie snug, but it also keeps you fresh when playing. You can wear them for long periods of time without any signs of rubbing or chafing in any area."
Joanne
I know that the Onesies from this fantastic site in Australia are first class regarding their design, materials and of course comfort and so I wanted to see how their Tu-sies stand up to some serious playtime and wear.
So without further ado, here are my thoughts as well as those of Little Rae on the Tu-sies from OnesiesDownUnder.
A new range of bi-polar insertable electrodes for size queens everywhere
It isn't often that I find myself incredibly excited when a favourite sex toy manufacturer brings out a new product. That was precisely what happened when I saw the Tweets from E-Stim Systems when they revealed their latest creation at Gear London in July 2018.
I was delighted when I found out that the new product launch was another insertable bi-polar electrode as this style of electrode is gender neutral which means anyone can enjoy one.
"I finally got it in, and it took my breath away. Its weight and girth feel amazing, and there is no doubt that you are very, very full with this one. I salute anyone who can take it anally."
Joanne
I was even more excited when Mick from E-Stim Systems got in touch to tell me that I had something on its way to me in the post.
Imagine my surprise then when a large and hefty box arrived. Upon opening it I was greeted by not one but the entire Black Collection range of electrodes to review. This last week has been a blur of electron-induced orgasmic pleasure. So let me give you my thoughts on the latest range from insertables from E-Stim Systems.
ABDL And DDLG Bibs From OnesiesDownUnder
A Bib is a simple but often overlooked piece of ABDL equipment
I enjoy ageplay with my little, and she really enjoys getting into the mindset of a little. As such we use things like pacifiers and bibs during these play sessions.
I was delighted when OnesiesDownUnder asked if we could review two bibs for them and they sent us their Sweethearts and Dreamy designs to test out.
"We use them when Little Rae is using a sippy cup or bottle, when sucking on a pacifier they can also be of use if your little is prone to lapses of attention or he/she is a drooler."
Joanne
Bibs are often used in little play for the same reasons that they are worn by the very young. They catch fluids and prevent staining or soaking of your little's clothes and as such they are incredibly useful.
So what did we think of these Bibs from Australia, read on to find out?
Rocks Off Ruby Glow Sit On Vibrator
Get yourself into the saddle for some grinding fun
I am delighted to have finally reviewed the Rocks Off Ruby Glow, a sex toy that I have had my eye on since I visited the Rocks Off stand at the 2016 Erotic Trade Only exhibition.
While visiting I met some of the fantastic Rocks Off staff, and they suggested that the Ruby Glow may be right up my street. As a new blogger at the time I never followed up by getting in touch with them after the trade show, and I missed my chance to review one.
"I can orgasm using it but prefer to use it to keep me simmering, just under the boiling point before I use my fingers or a strong clitoral vibe to bring myself off."
Joanne
Since then I have always wanted to review one, and after reviewing lots of other Rocks Off sex toys, I thought that the time was right to buy one and see why it just keeps getting glowing reviews.
I was keen to see how a vibrator that you literally sit on would perform, so let me tell you what I think of it after two years of lusting after one.