A glans electrode with mixed results
Hello again, Lawman here with another review of an estim toy. I realize this was soon after the first review I have ever done, but what else is a guy to do under stay at home orders?
I have had fun at home and will perhaps consider early retirement when we finally do get to go back to the office (lol).
"Finally, a toy made for the normal size man. Don't worry porn stars, it will stretch to about 1.75 inches, but I would not go any further."
Lawman
For those of you who did not read my review of the ElectraStim Viper, shame on you (just kidding). If you do not want to go and read it now because you are totally enthralled in reading this one, then I should explain a bit first.
I live in the U.S., and I am a somewhat older male that has had a stimming addiction for about 20 years now. I try to stay abreast of new products, happenings and goings-on within the community and feel that I am well-versed and knowledgeable with such things.
A dildo that is shockingly good fun to use
I have just published a guest review from Lawman of the Electrastim Silicone Fusion Viper Cock Ring Electrode. So, I was delighted when Electrastim offered to send me one of their Silicone Fusion Komodo Dildos to review.
This is an electrode that I've had my eyes on since its launch, and I was so excited to have one to review. I didn't get to Erofame in Germany last year, but I know that sub'r' who got to hold one there was very excited about it too.
"Pulling it out allows the sensations to build teasing the entrance to your pussy or ass until you think you can take no more. The relief and pleasure as you thrust it back in again are sublime."
Joanne
The Silicone Fusion range of electrodes from Electrastim consists of four different models, catering for skin play, a cock loop, a prostate stimulator and this one an electro dildo.
After almost a year of wondering if the Komodo feels as good as it looks, I am delighted to be able to now tell you all about it. So, read on to find out what sub'r' and I thought of this electrode.
Satyisfyer Sweet Treat Review
Pretty damn good for clitty fun
Hi, it's sub 'r' here again with another review of a Satisfyer toy, the Sweet Treat.
The Sweet Treat is a clitoral stimulator that looks like a strawberry ice cream cone and it provides lots of orgasms. You may burn some calories at the same time unlike with real ice-cream.
"I also love how the silicone has been shaped to look like a fresh whip ice cream that you get off the ice cream man (the one that comes round here is quite dishy)."
sub'r'
With us being in lockdown at the moment, I have had lots of time to get to know the Sweet Treat from Satisfyer if you know what I mean ;-)
So here's what I thought of this quirky sex toy, I hope you enjoy.
A review from across the pond from Lawman
I consider myself blessed that Lawman offered to write a review of the Electrastim Viper Bipolar Cock Ring Electrode.
Now Lawman is a very knowledgeable stimmer, and I have the utmost respect of his views, so I was delighted with his offer.
Lawman was so taken with the performance of the Electrastim Viper that he got in touch asking if I would be willing to host a review he wanted to write about it. He wanted to tell everyone about this fantastic electrode.
"It was the first time in my life I had multiple orgasms."
Lawman
I actively promote e-stim at every opportunity I get as I think it's an incredible way to experience hands-free orgasms. It is growing in popularity, and new electrodes like this one will go a long way to ensuring even more growth within the scene.
Anyway, enough of my waffling, let me introduce you to Lawman from over the pond in the US. (my US readers will be delighted to note I have not changed any spellings in this review LOL).
A butt plug to delight and stimulate, so let the sparks fly.
I am such a lucky reviewer, picture me stuck here in the middle of a lockdown, bored and running out of sex toys to review. Now imagine the smile on my face when I get a lovely e-mail from Mick at E-Stim Systems saying that they have sent me a package with two new electrodes to review.
I'm pretty sure that my neighbour must have heard my rather loud "Yes!" after I read the e-mail.
"Just like with the E-Bead 2.0 I enjoyed some serious ghost fucking, with it rocking back and forth in my bum. The tingling and sensations internally were pleasant, but it was the rocking action of getting my bum fucked by electrons that got me off."
sub'r'
The very next day, my care package arrived, and I was delighted to find both sizes of E-WMCBP 2.0 together with both sizes of E-Bead 2.0 bipolar electrodes.
Life as an e-stim queen doesn't get better than that. Having just finished my review of the E-Bead 2.0 it is time to lay down my thoughts on the E-WMCBP 2.0, so grab a drink and something to nibble on and let me tell you all about it.
Another cracking bi-polar e-stim electrode to stim the blues away
Life in a lockdown can be depressing, worrying and of course, boring. So, you can imagine my excitement when E-stim Systems got in touch with me to let me know I had a package of review electrodes on the way.
Anyone who has read my blog for a while knows just how much I enjoy my e-stim play. The hands-free orgasms that I get from it are incredible, and one of the reasons why I enjoy helping new people into the scene.
"You can insert the E-Bead 2.0 as deeply as you want or just insert one bulb and I recommend experimenting to find what works best for you."
Joanne
I received four new electrodes (both sizes of E-Bead 2.0 and E-WMCBP 2.0), and they are all stunning. They are also a new unique design as they are a collaboration between E-Stim Systems in the UK and the world-renowned Mr S Leather in the USA.
Designed for anal play, I was determined to test them thoroughly in the vaginal department too, as their design is brilliant. In this review, I will be talking about the E-Bead 2.0, so read on to see what I think of it.
The Extremity Silicone Dildo From John Thomas Toys
Take your fingering fun to the next level
While in lockdown, the days can be very long and very dull. With lots of worrying thoughts, I needed something to take my mind of the current problems beyond my front door.
My prayers were answered when another package arrived from John Thomas Toys. I immediately knew who it was from for two reasons, firstly its size and secondly its considerable weight.
"I love the feeling of the fingers sliding inside, the fingers are flexible and so with some added pressure, in the right place, you can bend them to hit your g-spot. It also allows for your partner to finger or fuck one hole while this dildo fucks the other."
Joanne
I could hardly contain my excitement when I opened the box to find four more silicone dildos to try out and review.
I was delighted to have something to occupy my mind, hands and of course, other parts of my anatomy. So read on to find out what I thought of the John Thomas Toys The Extremity Silicone Dildo.
Another fine example of dick-smithing from Sinnovator
With the Coronavirus lockdown, I was starting to get worried that I would run out of items to review. Not having a queue of lovely sex toys to keep me amused would have been devastating.
Luckily for me, Uberkinky were kind enough to send me one of their Sinnovator range of dildos to review. I was delighted when they said they were sending me one with a vac-u-lock hole in the base.
"The veins add stimulation that really does help to send you over the edge. If you are lucky, you can get this dildo in deep enough to allow the balls to slap against you, which again feels wonderful."
Joanne
Uberkinky is still shipping out orders during the lockdown, which is fantastic for anyone currently bored and looking for a way of brightening up their sex life.
When the Sinnovator Sean arrived I was more than delighted when I laid my eyes upon it, so let me tell you all about this body-safe dildo.
The Don Silicone Dildo From John Thomas Toys
The Don, a name with Mafia connotations brings a whole new meaning to "kissing his ring"
I get so excited when John Thomas Toys let me know that another new box is on the way to me.
The dildos and plugs that I have reviewed for them so far are all fantastic, I know that I won't be disappointed with anything they send this way to review.
"I really enjoy the way the girth fills out, and the whole feel of the veins and ridge on the shaft create fantastic stimulation together with the drag of the silicone blend."
Joanne
This time was certainly no different, another hefty box meant another four new dildos to review.
I was thrilled when I opened the box to find all four of The Don dildos nestled inside. So after enjoying myself with The Don and in particular making sub'r' enjoy one on the end of a fucking machine, it's time to write up our thoughts.
Satisfyer Vibes Magic Bunny Rabbit Vibrator Review
A small rabbit that packs a punch
This is sub 'r' again, and in this review, I am going to chat with you about the Magic Bunny rabbit vibe from Satisfyer.
Satisfyer is throwing toys at reviewers at the moment, so it would be rude not to enjoy them and let everyone know my thoughts about it. I'm not going to turn down the chance to enjoy a rabbit vibe after all.
"I also had the urge to diddle when I was in the shower so I got my Magic Bunny and used it to test its waterproofing. I found that it made the rubbly vibrations much stronger than they are out of the water."
sub'r'
The Magic Bunny is part of the Satisfyer Vibes range, which I have been enjoying now for a good couple of months.
So here are my thoughts about it. I hope you enjoy xxx.
Jimmy Jane Intimate Care Menstrual Cups Review
A very comfortable and efficient menstrual cup set
Hi sub'r' here, with a review of the Jimmy Jane Intimate Care Menstrual Cups, so be warned I'm going to be talking about periods, menstruation and other good stuff like that. So if you are squeamish, this review may not be for you.
When visiting Erofame in Germany last year I was delighted when Jimmy Jane asked me if I would like to review one of their menstrual products - these cups.
"I love the fact that I can go swimming with my cup in place and don't have to rush out to change it like you do when you are wearing tampons."
sub'r'
Of course, I jumped at the chance; after all, it's an excellent opportunity for my vagina to save the world by minimising waste.
Having used them for several months now I am happy to give you all my opinion on them, so read on if you want to find out if they could be for you.
Hot Octopuss AMO Bullet Vibe Review
Hot Octopuss has produced another winner with the AMO bullet vibe
As a total fangirl of Hot Octopuss, I followed their release of the AMO bullet vibe with much interest. Bullet vibes are amazing, and as far as I am concerned, everyone should have one in their playbag.
Hot Octopuss has made their name by creating beautiful sex toys that perform exceptionally well while also being different from the norm. I like that, different and quirky are terms I often use to describe myself, as well as what I enjoy sexually.
"The higher power settings are amazing, and it is fun to slowly work your way up to them and then to send yourself over the edge into an orgasm that for me, has me gasping for breath afterwards."
Joanne
I was, of course, delighted when they asked me if I would like to review an AMO for them and I couldn't wait to get my hands (and other bits) on one.
So, let me tell you all about the AMO and why it's going to be another hit for Hot Octopuss.
The Alien Hooligan Dildo gives me thoughts of the dancing elephants from Fantasia
Once again, I was delighted when a package arrived from John Thomas Toys, creators of some stunning silicone dicks and plugs.
Excited as I was, I wasn't prepared for just how amazing the contents of the box looked once I had ripped it open.
"The Alien Hooligan comes into its own on a fucking machine or secured firmly with the included vac-u-lock suction cup adaptor. On a fucking machine, you can just lay back and focus on the sensations that the veins and that head generate."
Joanne
Inside I found four Alien Hooligan Dildos in stunning baby blue coloured silicone complete with their storage bags and a suction cup vac-u-lock adaptor.
After spending lots of 'intimate time' with the Alien Hooligan range of dildos along with my delightful submissive, the lovely sub'r', we are ready to give our opinion of this out of this world dildo from John Thomas Toys. So, read on to find out more about this lovely creation.
John Thomas Toys Silicone Anal Probe Review
A novel design that is good for any orifice, front or rear
The arrival of a new sex toy to review always fills me with excitement but it isn't often that I am also filled with a sense of nervous anticipation as well. But that was the case when these big boys arrived from John Thomas Toys.
It isn't often that I get sent anal play toys, of shall we say, this magnitude. My comfort zone is a medium butt plug. Luckily though I'm fortunate to have a very anally talented female submissive, the lovely sub'r' so you can guess who took on the job of trying these behemoths out.
"I used the small one on the lovely sub'r' first vaginally and then in her ass. The sight of it disappearing into her was mesmerising. The sounds coming out of her when we used a fucking machine on her ass were almost animal."
Joanne
So with a nervous look in her eye, she agreed to take one for the team, which is an excellent job as I would have been stuck with having to squeeze them into my own butt.
I decided to tackle some of the bigger ones vaginally while sub'r' got to test out the anal pleasure these can bring. So let me tell you all about the Anal Probe Dildos in all their eye-wateringly immense glory.
Hismith Remote Controlled Premium Sex Machine with Free Silicone Dildo and Portable Bag New Edition Fucking Machine
I think I have found my new favourite fucking machine
When HiSmith got in touch to tell me that they were sending one of their premium fucking machines to review, you can understand me grinning like a Cheshire Cat for a while.
I have seen their machines in action at various trade shows and was keen to see how one of their top machines would perform.
"I have enjoyed this fucking machine both anally and vaginally, and it's totally capable of pleasuring you in either orifice. Fucking machines just don't tire, they will go on and on leaving you to tap out when you eventually can't take it any more."
Joanne
HiSmith is getting some great feedback about the performance of their machines, and I could hardly contain my excitement when the doorbell rang when this one arrived.
So, this review is going to be reasonably long, but this machine deserves a thorough assessment, and so do you, so here we go.
Don't be bullied by this lovely silicone didlo, put it in its place ;-)
You can imagine my excitement when yet another delivery arrived from John Thomas Toys. I was sent another lovely set of lovely silicone dicks for me to use and abuse, all in the name of reviewing science, of course.
This is the third dildo design that I have reviewed for John Thomas Toys, and it's another cracker, or should that be crack stuffer? There are links at the bottom of this review to the others.
"The shaft carries some beautiful vein details that provide extra stimulation as you thrust. The base of the dildo features a vac-u-lock hole for the included suction cup adaptor. You can, of course, opt to fit this dildo to a fucking machine or strap-on harness for lots of kinky fun."
Joanne
My first impressions of the new Billy Bunter dildo were excellent. I could hardly contain my excitement, and it wasn't long before I was enjoying them.
So please sit back, grab some popcorn and let me tell you all about the Billy Bunter body-safe silicone dildo range.
Love Jelly Sensual Bath Time Fun Review
Who would have thought that bathing in Jelly could be so much fun
If you are like me, you will enjoy your time soaking in the bath. Lounging in a tub full of hot water feels so relaxing, and it usually ends up with me getting horny and enjoying some wet and wild "me time" while enjoying a good soak.
I was therefore delighted when Bath Jelly got in touch asking me if I fancied trying their Bath Jelly. It is a product that you add to a bath full of hot water, and it turns to very slippery jelly before your eyes.
"This is the sort of product that is ideal if you plan on having some fun with a partner in the bath as pouring it and rubbing it into each others body would be so erotic."
Joanne
It differs from other products that turn bathwater into lube, and while those are fun, I thought jelly might be even more fun, so I hastily agreed.
But, I forgot that my submissive, the lovely sub'r' has a very playful streak, and she wanted to use it, so I let her. So let us tell you what we thought of this slippery product.
An adaptor kit with vagina and penis owners in mind
Hismith has been rocking the boat in the world of fucking machines. They have come up with some very lovely designs with great features and fantastic performance.
So, in December, when I received a package from them containing not just a fucking machine but also two attachment kits, you can understand my excitement.
"This is another fantastic attachment set, a lot of thought has gone into the selection of the adaptors. With it, you can pretty much mount anything to your machine."
Joanne
I have already reviewed the Pro Traveler KlicLok Sex Machine and the Attachment Kit For Females. It's now time to share my opinion of the Expansion Set For Men & Women, or penis and vagina owners.
So, let me tell you what you get with this expansion set and why it is good value for money.
New E-stim Remote From E-Stim Systems
2020 sees a new year and a new E-Stim Control Box from E-Stim Systems and it's a cracker
Imagine my surprise when just before Christmas the doorbell rang, and I accepted a surprise package from E-Stim Systems - woohoo!
They had sent me one of their brand new control boxes, the brand new E-Stim Remote to review, and I was so excited. It appears Santa must love electrosex as I definitely had a shockingly good time over the festive period.
"I can't take it over 50%, and just the threat of using the 75% button in Training Mode would have me doing absolutely anything to prevent my fanny lips from being fried - can anyone smell cooking bacon?"
Joanne
I reviewed the Series 1 E-Stim Remote System in June last year, and it blew me away. Its simplicity and functions fitted in with my play style and I have had hours of play tormenting the lovely sub'r' with it.
Comparing the Series 1 Remote box with this one though is like comparing the Model T Ford with a modern car. While the Model T is a historical classic and it gets you from A to B, we don't drive them now as we all prefer the functions, features and form of modern cars.
We-Vibe Moxie Wearable Vibrator
A wearable panty vibe from We-Vibe that has lots of great features
I love reviewing new toys and was thrilled when we were given a We-Vibe Moxie vibrator at Erofame.
We were asked to try it and review it, and of course, that is what we enjoy doing.
"When out I would either turn it down or pause the vibrations when someone stood close by, although once or twice I pretended it was my phone vibrating :-). I did find a sneaky way of adding pressure was to sit on a padded chair and tilt my pelvis to be able to push myself against the padding Mmmmm."
Joanne
Having reviewed other remote control vibrators before I was looking forward to trying out this panty vibe.
This small intimate clit vibe looks unassuming and straightforward, but how does it perform? If you want to find out what I think about the little vibe, then read on.