I love to grab life by the horns
Being asked by John Thomas Toys if I would like to review one of their products is always exciting. I only know what to expect once I open the box.
With so many designs, I am likely satisfied with whatever they send. So I am happy to review whatever they decide to send me.
"The tip makes insertion very easy, and I could feel every ridge as I inserted more and more of Horny. I loved the stretch as I moved down the dildo. Horny is the perfect name for this toy, though, as that is precisely its effect on me, LOL."
Joanne
I might not have chosen these items myself, but that does not mean I cannot enjoy trying something new. These latest creations are fantastic and have become my fast favourites.
I know that whatever they send me will be made of medical-grade silicone. The design will not only be unique but well thought out too. So I was looking forward to seeing what the Horny stretcher is all about.
Taking things one step at a time
John Thomas Toys asked if I would like to review their latest products. I was surprised, however, when I was told it would be four dildos this time (lucky me).
With that in mind, I ensured I had plenty of lube ready and waiting. I also let sub 'r' know she would be trying out some of the new designs. After all, I do like to share the fun ;-)
"The tip inserts easily, but I needed much more lube to accept the next couple of steps. The flat top gave me a challenge to push in. But with some wriggling, pressure and lots of lube, I managed. It delivers a really lovely sensation as you open to accept it."
Joanne
As usual, I didn't have long to wait before the dildos arrived on my doorstep.
I greeted the postie with a big grin as soon as I saw the large boxes. I only knew what it contained due to their size.
The Original Tentacle Dildo From John Thomas Toys
Fantasy dildos are so much fun and the Original Tentacle dildo is fabulous
While I am kept busy with my own shop, I do still enjoy making time to review sex toys. John Thomas Toys is one of my favourite designers, so I love it when they ask if they can send me something new to comment on.
So when JTT said they would like to send me something again, I got all excited and couldn't wait to get my hands on the new items.
"The combination of suckers, ridges and the mottled finish all added excellent stimulation, and I could feel them all."
Joanne
After receiving my "yes please" answer, I was told I would be sent a set of their Original Tentacles to review and enjoy. So, of course, I immediately went onto their website to see what I would get to play with soon.
After seeing the webpage and pictures, I was even more excited than normal for the dildos to arrive. I was glad to know that I wouldn't have long to wait for them to arrive.
The Goose Neck Silicone Dildo From John Thomas Toys
The Goose Neck Dildo Is A Lot Of Fun
While I have been declining items to review until recently due to how busy I am, I still cannot seem to say no to John Thomas Toys (JTT) when they approach me.
So last week, when I was asked if I would like to review their latest dildo, I said yes. I didn't have to wait long before a huge box arrived, which could only mean one thing; I would be going through lots of lube again.
"I enjoyed the feel of nearly pulling the entire dildo out before pushing it back in. Stretching my channel and pussy lips open before enjoying the internal stretch once again."
Joanne
It's hard not to dive straight into the box as soon as it arrives. Still, I managed to hold back my impulses to get my eyes on this new dildo until my unboxing video.
As it has been a while since I have received anything from JTT, I am sure the postie who delivered this one must have enjoyed the break. But he had his work cut out with this one; the box was hefty with all four sizes of the dildo.
Wölfing Fantasy Silicone Dildo From Tentickle Toys
I do love fantasy dildos and Wölfing is a lot of fun
I was delighted when Fran from Tentickle Toys got in touch to ask if I would like to review one of her body-safe silicone creations.
Of course, I jumped at the chance. I love fantasy dildos, and after checking out her designs, I was certainly impressed.
"The fingers are exquisitely detailed, providing a lot of sensations when you use them. The changes in girth feel pretty damn fantastic too."
Joanne
I opted for the Wölfing, a werewolf-themed claw-shaped dildo. I could hardly contain my excitement as I waited for it to arrive. Fran told me she would send something in bright colours as I love dildos like that.
I didn't have to wait long, and to say it took my breath away would be an understatement. So, let me tell you all about Tentickle Toys and Wölfing in particular.
The web slinger certainly knows how to stretch things nicely
I received a message from John Thomas Toys to ask if I would like to review their latest silicone stretcher.
As I can never say no to JTT, of course, I said yes. Although I did have second thoughts after I was told the name. I do not like creepy crawlies, so you may understand why I did hesitate when I found out its name - Spidey's Web.
"These bumps feel fantastic and can also be used to measure how far you manage to take the length of Spidey's Web. As I moved the stretcher around, the feel of them had me squirming and curling my toes quickly."
Joanne
Luckily I was assured no spiders were included, which put my mind at ease.
With that reassurance, I was happy for them to send the silicone stretcher set to me to review, and I just needed to wait for them to arrive.
Ruby Glow Blush Review
This vibe has been a long time coming, I on the other hand didn't take long at all
A couple of years ago, Tabitha Rayne (the Ruby Glow Blush designer) approached me and several others for our opinions on a new vibrator that she was designing. She asked if she could send me a model of her concept for my input. I was thrilled at the idea and was more than happy to sign an NDA before I got to see what the product idea was.
After trying a pre-sale unit and finally the actual retail model, I can confirm that Tabitha had a fantastic idea. She has now created the great finished product. She brought it to the marketplace in collaboration with Rocks-off and it is now available for the public to buy.
"The lighter vibrations feel amazing against my G-spot. For me, the topping on the cake is the feel of the deep rumbly vibrations against my clit."
Joanne
When I was told she was sending me the finished product, I was so excited.
It has been amazing to see this product go from the initial concept to the final product. Both Tabitha and Rocks-off have done a fantastic job. So let me tell you all about the Ruby Glow Blush.
With "Rodney you plonker" ringing in my ears, I could hardly contain my excitement
John Thomas Toys approached me to ask if I would like to review their latest silicone stretcher. How could I possibly say no, I do love a challenge after all?
I will admit that when they told me the name was Rodney's Plonker, I did laugh. But then I had to wonder what it would look like as they weren't even listed in their store at the time.
"It was easy to slide the head inside but more of a challenge to take the entire width of the widening shaft. As I move further down the shaft, the width stretches me nicely."
Joanne
I was excited to see what they looked like and to get my hands (and other body parts) on them. John Thomas Toys have such a wide variety of designs I could not even guess what they would look like. As with all John Thomas Toys creations I knew one thign for sure - it was probably going to be larger than life.
So, with plenty of water-based lube ready on hand, I just needed to sit back and wait for Rodney's Plonker to arrive.
Godemiche Silicone Grind Ring Review
It's never a grind using the Grind Ring
While attending the #BBB earlier in 2022, I watched Adam from Godemiche talk about the new Grind Ring and how fun it can be.
So you can imagine my excitement when they asked me if I would be interested in reviewing this novel and fun creation. Of course, I jumped at the chance, as you can imagine.
"I am now also a member of the "I've humped the sofa arm" club, and it was so much fun finding other ways to enjoy it."
Joanne
I was really looking forward to playing with this new product. I was invited to choose the textures that tickled my fancy (no pun intended), which was a hard decision with many interesting ones.
I did not have to wait long for their box of goodies to arrive. I nearly snatched it from the postie on delivery in my excitement, naughty Joanne.
Another superb product from Hot Octopuss
Hi, it's sub 'r' here with another review for Hot Octopuss; this time, I enjoyed the PleX With Flex. It's a remote-controlled butt plug, and I love my anal play and toys.
So, without going into too many sordid details, let's just say I have had a lot of fun reviewing this one for you.
"The deep vibrations felt amazing in my anus; I could orgasm with no other stimulus, which has led to lots of anal orgasms, which got more intense the more I came."
sub'r'
The PleX With Flex has been designed with no specific gender in mind, but it is [erfect for anyone looking to enjoy some prostate play. I will be reviewing it as a vagina owner who enjoys anal play. So please keep this in mind when reading this review.
So here's what I thought of it. I hope you enjoy my review and that is peeks your interest in this very nice anal toy.
A nice little silicone ball gag that is a droolers dream come true
Hi, it's sub 'r' here with another BDSM centric review. This one is of the Dark Secret Ball Gag from Liebe Seele.
A rather comfortable ball gag that luckily fitted my small bite very well indeed.
"I like the Dark Secret Ball Gag because I can keep biting down on the ball, making sure I can keep exercising my mouth, and this means I can wear it for longer periods - bonus."
sub'r'
I love everything to do with BDSM, so I was over the moon when Joanne asked me if I would review it for you. I really enjoy wearing a ball gag during play sessions, and so I really enjoyed reviewing this one.
So here is what I thought of this ball gag; I hope you enjoy it.
Another fantastic dildo perfect for my twisted mind
John Thomas Toys got in touch with me to see if I fancied reviewing their latest offering of silicone dildos. As usual, I just couldn't say no.
So a few days later, I received a large, heavy box with no indication on the outside of the box as to its contents. I knew without even opening it that it was from John Thomas Toys. This was simply due to the shape, size and weight.
"I could feel each sucker rubbing the walls of my pussy, creating mesmerising feelings. The suckers grow in size as you move down the shaft, and I found myself wanting more and more."
Joanne
On opening the box, I was pleasantly surprised by the latest twisted design. I was looking forward to having fun reviewing them.
I have really had a lot of time to get to know this beast of a dildo due to several problems delaying this review. But I am happy to say those are sorted now (thank you for being so understanding, JTT). So here are my thoughts on the Twisted Tentacle Dildo.
Love Hamma Review
It's Hamma time....
I was delighted to see a new sex toy being shown around #BBB as I was trading there. I was doubly delighted when I was asked if I wanted to review one and jumped at the chance.
The Love Hamma is quirky to say the least, and we love quirky sex toys. Why settle for the mundane when you can enjoys ex toys that put a smile on your face and are just fun.
"The Love Hamma is a vibrator for anyone who likes to keep things kinky and different, why settle for vanilla when you can make your pussy a veritable work zone. Grab the Love Hamma and get busy."
sub'r'
So, I decided that as this Love Hamma is pink and that is sub'r's favourite colour, she shoudl "take on for the team" and so I let her take it home to review. After using every available opportunity to get to know it, here are her thoughts on it.
Hi, it's sub'r' here with another review for Joanne, this time it's the Love Hamma. I love my quirky toys, so I was over the moon when Joanne asked me to review it for you. So here's what I thought; I hope you enjoy it.
Tentacle dildos are so much fun, this one takes things to extremes
It's been a while since John Thomas Toys last contacted me about sending me anything to review. So I was excited when they asked if they could send me a new design they have come up with.
All I was told in advance was that the name was Kraken's Tentacle. The title gave me a rough idea of what it may look like, though, but it was still a surprise when I took them out of the box. Stunt Cock laughed when I told him its name, he said I have a lot in common with the Kraken. When I asked him what he meant, he just laughed and said we have both swallowed a lot of "seamen". He got a good jab to his ribs for that one.
"By angling the tentacle just right, I could enjoy the feel of running the suckers over my clit on every movement of the tentacle. By adding a slight twist, I found it gave some fantastic sensations."
Joanne
The box when it arrived was hefty, and upon opening it, I could see why. John Thomas Toys always send me all four sizes to review; this time was no different.
A Kraken is a giant octopus type creature and the size of its tentacles needed to match its legendary reputation. These tentacles definitely do not disappoint in that regards.
Mr Michelin Silicone Dildo From John Thomas Toys
sub'r' takes Mr Michelin for a test drive
I love it when we receive a package from John Thomas Toys. I know two things for sure when one tips up. Firstly it is going to be contain larger than life toys and they will be lots of fun.
Secondly, I know whatever is inside will be body-safe. Again we weren't disappointed, although we felt sorry for the posties back as this box weighs a bomb
"Mr Michelin has a look that you will no doubt recognise. I do not doubt that Mrs Michelin is one happy lady as he's very well proportioned with his recognisable rings that provide lots of intense stimulation."
sub'r'
When Joanne did her unboxing video, I could almost hear myself getting wetter and wetter, so I asked if she wanted me to review this one.
I was delighted when she said yes, and so here is my review of this lovely silicone dildo from John Thomas Toys.
Organotoy Humphrey Medium Silicone Dildo Review
The Humphrey dildo is a stunner that feels as good as it looks
Organotoy is a German artisanal company created in 2011 with the plan to make high-quality sex toys. They offer some unique silicone toys that are handmade to order, and they look incredible.
I first saw the fantastic products made by Organotoy on Twitter. After commenting on the image, they contacted me to see if I would be interested in reviewing one of their products.
"The large bumps feel amazing against my pussy walls. I like to give it a slight twist to really ramp up the sensations when thrusting with it."
Joanne
I really wanted a chance to see one of their products in person, so I jumped at the opportunity to check one of their dildos out.
That led to the dilemma as to who would get to try it first, so sub 'r' and I had a little discussion on who would try out this delectable treat. Unfortunately for sub 'r', I won this one (yeah, for me :p ).
We were all really looking forward to seeing this dildo upfront and personal. Even with Brexit and Covid 19, the shipping did not take as long as we thought it might.
A gnomes hat with an all together kinkier purpose
I'm sure that the delivery person gets their daily workout when they deliver my latest batch of silicone cock from John Thomas Toys.
This one box of Edgware Trainers holds approximately 9.95kg of silicone securely inside.
"The slight squish makes a more comfortable ride for me. I enjoy the feel of my muscles clamping down on the dildo, especially during an orgasm where I love clamping down on whatever is inside my pussy."
Joanne
I don't always know what will be arriving, so sometimes it's a pleasant surprise to see the contents. I will admit that occasionally I will open the box for a sneaky peek before doing the unboxing video.
No one is good enough to memorise all the different dildos and stretchers that John Thomas Toys offer. They have a massive range of huge hole stretchers and pleasers that well worth checking out.
The Original Dog's Cock From John Thomas Toys
This dildo takes fantasy dildo play to another level (of stretch)
I am once again delighted to have received some more John Thomas Toys dildos.
You can't have too many good toys, and I know that the quality of John Thomas Toys dildos are worth making room for.
"I can honestly say that this is my first time with an anatomically correct dog dong. I did feel a little intimidated with these dildos as the small is a lot larger than I expected."
Joanne
When the postie arrived with two large boxes, I knew precisely who they were from. I just had no idea what the contents were.
I am always excited to open the boxes so that I can see what I've been sent. They have so much choice on their website, and I know it will be something new each time.
John Thomas Toys The Ripper Silicone Stretcher
It's soooooooo big, a classic design made Mega by John Thomas Toys
John Thomas Toys emailed me to check if I was happy to receive some more items to review. After I said yes, I took another look in my toy box and realised I would have to put more into temporary storage at the office/workshop.
I enjoy their products so much that I just can't say no. But hey, we are already thinking of moving somewhere larger next year so we can make room for more :-p
"Okay, so The Ripper is a somewhat intimidating stretcher. After some discussion with sub 'r', we decided that it would be used vaginally and not anally. Plus, neither of us wanted to use anything larger than the small; yes, call us both chickens if you wish."
Joanne
If you are the lucky owner of any of their products, I think that you would probably realise my predicament. Would you say no to more of their fantastic silicone products?
Okay, so after the current selection had been re-jiggled, I was ready for some new additions. Plus that meant a little less room at my office/workshop, oops :-)
Brutus will give any hole a run for its money
Before finishing the reviews for my last two dildos from John Thomas Toys, another box arrived on my doorstep.
I only receive this type of large and heavy box from one manufacturer, so this one was definitely from John Thomas Toys, and that pretty much made my day.
"After strapping her to my spanking bench, sub 'r' also thoroughly enjoyed the attention of Brutus. It was not long before he brought her to completion (after she asked for permission to cum, of course)."
Joanne
I knew that this box contained a set of four silicone dildo's called Brutus. So on checking my e-mails and the John Thomas Toys website, I was very excited to take them out of the box to play with them (oops, I mean to professionally review).
But before getting my kink on with them, I had to rush straight to my new workshop to record an unboxing video and to take the review photos. All of which needed doing before I took lots of pleasure from thoroughly examining and 'cough', testing this dildo out.