Thank you competition for the 1,500 subscribers to my Discord server
In celebration of the Discord channel that I created reaching 1,500 members, I have decided to run an e-stim competition for the members and anyone else who enjoys e-stim. It is a great way for me to give back to the community that has been so good to me.
Check out the community here - Joanne's E-Stim Community
As I design and make a range of electrodes, I have decided to offer one of the most popular ones up as a prize. But, that's not all, as I also now sell electrodes from the UK's biggest e-stim manufacturers, E-Stim Systems and Electrastim; I will be offering up an electrode from each as a prize as well.
Fucking Machines And Why I Love Them
Popular in porn, fucking machines can be fun but also essential for some people
So, when I found out that Molly had decided that the latest Kink Of The Week should be Fucking Machines, I just had to write something. As she pointed out on Twitter, it is kind of one of my passions.
I have been using fucking machines (and sex machines in general) for over five years now, and I love them for so many good reasons.
Before I dive too deeply into this subject, let me give you some background information on why I turned to them and why they work so well for me.
Why I Started Designing My E-Stim Electrodes
Here is the back story to my e-stim electrode designs
Why do I design my e-stim electrodes? This is a complex question that deserves some explanation.
Years back, I saw a post on smartstim (I miss that place) where someone explained the reasons for wanting to insulate the top surface of a cock loop. That intrigued me, and I started to look into the idea and reasons for it in great detail.
It made sense that insulating the top half on a cock loop placed around cock and balls could increase pleasure. But, the recommendations as to how to go about it left a lot to be desired.
I'm Building My "Layzor" - Laser Engraver
I love taking on new challenges and learning new skills
As some of you may already know, I am building a Laser Engraver/Cutter. Yes, I know, I'm a sucker for punishment, but I love learning new skills, and I am a bit of a TechnoGeek.
I love my 3D printers, but I have some ideas for e-stim electrodes that aren't practical to make on them, so I decided to grab the bull by the horns and make myself a new tool.
Why build a laser engraver?
E-Stim Shield Cup 3D Printable Protector
You can create one of these penis e-stim protectors for yourself with the design by Ted.io.us
I am delighted to share a design for a shield cup created by the very talented Ted.io.us over on my E-Stim Discord Channel.
What is the ESSC or E-Stim Shield Cup? I am glad you asked; it is a 3D printable cup designed to cover and protect a penis and its attached electrodes while stimming.
It can be worn under clothing to conceal what you are doing. To be honest, it looks impressive in use, as you can see from the picture kindly shared by Ted.io.us.
Woohoo! - I Now Own A Spanking Bench
Spank you very much everyone
I have always wanted to own a spanking bench, and my dream has finally come true. In the past, I have been fortunate to have been able to review some fantastic dungeon equipment like the BDSM Pillory Set and also the Goo plate from Lodebrock.
But while they are excellent tools for some very kinky bondage scenes, you can't bind someone over them for spanking play. That is what I enjoy; for me, impact play is a way for me to let my Dominant side free, and of course, my lovely submissive, the delightful sub'r', is only too happy to indulge me in that respect.
Family, good intentions and Covid!
Things are a bit messed up here at the moment
I haven't gone public about the current situation that I find myself in up until now, as I tend to keep my private life separate from my online presence. But the situation my family now faces means that it may have wide-ranging effects, so I think it is time to let you know what is going on.
Well, things are pretty messed up around here at the moment because of Covid and a bereavement in the family.
Last week my Stunt Cock's father died after a long battle with cancer. It was something we were expecting I suppose, but he went downhill rapidly, catching us all off guard.
Now the problem is that he was an ex-pat living with my mother-in-law over in Bulgaria. Obviously, in this time of Covid lockdowns and limited international travel, that has proven to be a nightmare.
This is your chance to own a fucking machine for your own hardcore pleasure
I can't believe how happy I am to be able to host this fantastic competition for the lovely people over at sexmachines.co.uk
They are the biggest supplier of all things sex and fucking machines in Europe and I have been on the receiving end of lots of their machines in the past, and they are brilliant.
This competition is going to make somebody a very happy bunny. Not only are they offering up a Willy Wanka Fucking Machine, yes you read that right a bonafide, bang your doors in fucking machine, (check out my review of the Willy Wanka here), they are also offering up a Hung Systems Easy Squat too. Two fantastic prizes, up for grabs so get your entries in.
That amounts to over £500 of prizes for one lucky person. Both of these fantastic prizes accept vac-u-lock compatible dildos and with literally hundreds of different ones available.
Onwards and ever upwards
It looks like I may be on the move again
For those who have been following me for a while, you will know that I moved my operation (that sounds grand) into a rented office space last year. This was due to having space issues working from home.
I then moved into a bigger office as my empire grew too large for the old one. Three 3D printers in a small office will do that.
This year sees me yearning to expand again, this time into a workshop type of environment to work with my 3D printers in a better environment. I also want to build a laser engraver (yes I am a sucker for punishment) for some future projects I have in mind.
Plans, plans, plans and the shitshow that is 2020
Getting busy with it....
Well, it seems like I just keep getting busier and busier. This week saw me breaking through the magic 100,000 page views a month metric, and that has really cheered me up.
I have been laid up with pneumonia for over a week now feeling rather sorry for myself, I think I am on the way back to health again now, but it has left me so run down.
So as you can imagine I was delighted when I checked out some statistics about my site and realised that finally, after five and a half years I have hit 100k page views. Thank you to everyone who has stuck with my rambling posts for all this time.
Slip into something very comfortable this Christmas
I am delighted to be able to bring you a Christmas competition with a difference. While not being seasonally or even politically correct, I do have something for penis owners out there that will put a massive smile on their faces.
Forget stuffing the Turkey, I have something much more fun to "stuff".
Get yourself off in style with this amazing masturbator called THE BOOTY CALL from the fantastic John Thomas Toys.
So how does the ABox Mk2 stack up against the 2B for audio play?
I really enjoyed reviewing the ABox Mk2 for E-Stim Systems. It is a totally redesigned upgrade of their original Audio Stim box the ABox which came to the marketplace in 2006.
It is great to see that E-Stim Systems are continually improving their range of control boxes. Here is a link to my review of the ABox Mk2.
The ABox Mk2 is a single channel control box with two modes of operation, and these are line in and its internal microphone.
Almost immediately after publishing my review of the ABox Mk2, I started to receive messages and enquiries about how it compares to the E-Stim Systems 2B.
So that brings me to this article. I have spent the day playing with both boxes side by side, comparing both, it was tough to compare them.
New So Divine Vibrators - Unboxing
We are reviewing two new sex toys for So Divine
While Stunt Cock and sub'r' were at the office messing around as they usually are (in all honesty they were installing a new webcam for me) they received a delivery from So Divine.
They let me know and suggested making a quick unboxing video to test the new camera out. I thought that was a great idea and so I told them to go for it.
Electro Introduction - Erotic Fiction
Rachel got a nice surprise after moving abroad - Part 2
After spending a week having erotic dreams of my first experience, I decided that I needed more. I had kept the phone numbers of the two studs that I had played with and decided to give them both a call.
I was very nervous about meeting them again. So I suggested we meet for drinks and a chat, after all, I did not want to either lead them on or put myself in a difficult situation.
We agreed to meet in a local hotel bar, that evening. Now, of course, the next challenge was what to wear. Going through the small selection of clothes I had brought with me, I selected my favourite black lace bra and g string set. I paired it with a gorgeous red silk dress; it was skin tight and was short enough to just about cover my butt cheeks. Then came the black lace top stockings and red heels. I wanted to impress and turn heads, and I think that this will do the trick.
Even though I had dressed to impress, I was still very nervous and ended up at the bar 20 minutes early. I did gain some confidence when I saw how many pairs of eyes followed me across the room, and the barman was waiting for my order as soon as I reached him. I was sat at the bar, enjoying my drink for just a few minutes before I saw the two men I was meeting enter the bar. I watched them look around the room for me, then their eyes lit up, and a very enticing smile graced both their faces.
As they approached, I decided that I was going to enjoy my evening, and gave them both a sultry kiss, while running my hands down their back to grip their bottoms. Clasping both their hands, I proceeded to lead them to an empty booth in the corner.
3D Printer Enclosure - An Update
It's update time on my overly ambitious 3D printer enclosure
Well, I thought it was high time to give an update on my 3D printer enclosure at my office. Having just spent a week in hospital (long story) I am well behind where I would like to be in the build, but basically, it is all operational.
If you missed the first post in this series you can read it here - 3D Printer Enclosure.
I am waiting on the doors coming from a supplier that is cutting them to size for me (I pray that I measured them correctly).
I have magnetic reed switched to use on the doors so that if you open the main enclosure doors (either side), it will switch the LED lighting on to 100% white light so I can see what I am doing. Closing the doors resets the lights back to what they were doing before the door was opened.
Lighting
The LED lighting is fitted, with a 72 RGB LED strip in the top shelf area and also one in the main enclosure, and they look incredible when the printer enclosure is powered up.
I can select different lighting colours or have it slowly cycling through the entire colour spectrum. It even has some cool modes called breath and heartbeat. I will post a video of those when the doors arrive.
Hell yes it is, and in this article I'll tell you why
Recently, as a result of a conversation with a Dutch Fetlifer, I started to wonder how many penis owners who stim use additional stimulation during their sessions.
I often incorporate vibrator play in my sessions and naturally assumed that lots of penis owners do too. But having looked around popular places for discussing e-stim like SmartStim and SocialStim, it appears I may be mistaken in that assumption.
That got me thinking as to why that would be?
It also got me curious as to just how good combining e-stim play with vibrations would feel on a hard (or indeed soft) cock.
Advice On Achieving E-Stim Prostate Orgasms
Some quick pointers on stimming your prostate with insertables
Here is something for the prostate owners out there who love their e-stim play and want to target their prostate more effectively.
Now I know that most prostate owners use butt plug style electrodes to target their prostates, and that makes total sense.
I mean, by wiring up the head of a bipolar insertable electrode like the Moaner you can then attach the other end of your cable to something like a cock loop or monopole pad electrode.
This (in theory) will allow you to send the electrical pulses from your e-stim control box through your prostate and along your Dorsal nerves to stimulate both the glans of a penis and the prostate itself - perfect.
3D Printer Enclosure
I want to make some things out of ABS and so I need to up my game a bit
I am a sucker for a project (or two). I love tweaking my 3D printers to get the best possible quality I can out of them, and I have learned so much through doing so.
My next printer project is going to be constructing an enclosure for two of them. This will tidy my office up somewhat, but also it will allow me to experiment with printing with some other materials.
I am going to be printing in PETG first, and then I will be experimenting with ABS as a material for my products. Both of these are more difficult to print than my usual PLA with ABS having the most challenges to overcome.
So read on to find out why and how I am going to tackle this project.
New Bipolar Cock Loop And Glans Estim Electrode
If estim cock play is your thing then I have designed something you may enjoy
Well, I have done it again. After a rather erotic dream about using e-stim on a bound and gagged submissive, where I was using a bipolar cock loop on it, I decided to sketch what I was using in the dream.
Now obviously this isn't a groundbreaking new design and other similar designs are available on the market. None of them can be printed and made yourself if you have access to a 3D printer.
Of course, I can step in and make one for you if you don't have access to a decent 3D printer.
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Joanne
They carry a fantastic range of sex machines as well as all the attachments that you can think of to enhance your experience. With so many sex machines to choose from, it can be hard to sort out what would be the best option for you. So, in my usual style, I'm going to break them down into a few categories and make some recommendations for you to think about.
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