Win a Willy Wanka Fucking Machine & a Hung System Easy Squat

Written by  Feb 04, 2021

This is your chance to own a fucking machine for your own hardcore pleasure

I can't believe how happy I am to be able to host this fantastic competition for the lovely people over at sexmachines.co.uk

They are the biggest supplier of all things sex and fucking machines in Europe and I have been on the receiving end of lots of their machines in the past, and they are brilliant.

This competition is going to make somebody a very happy bunny. Not only are they offering up a Willy Wanka Fucking Machine, yes you read that right a bonafide, bang your doors in fucking machine, (check out my review of the Willy Wanka here), they are also offering up a Hung Systems Easy Squat too. Two fantastic prizes, up for grabs so get your entries in.

That amounts to over £500 of prizes for one lucky person. Both of these fantastic prizes accept vac-u-lock compatible dildos and with literally hundreds of different ones available.

Win a complete fucking machine kit worth over £500
Win a complete fucking machine kit worth over £500

Sexmachines.co.uk

Let me tell you a bit about sexmachines.co.uk, before you go on to enter this fantastic competition.

Sexmachines.co.uk stock a dizzying array of sex machines, fucking machines, dildos, masturbators and even e-stim kit. Basically, everything you need to brighten up your lockdown evenings, nights or even mornings. It is no secret that I adore sex machines, if you have never tried one you don't know what you are missing. They never tire, never talk back and definitely don't wipe their cock on your pillow after ploughing your brains out.

This incredibly generous offering from is your fantastic opportunity to see what I am talking about. The competition is open to anyone in the UK, Eire or Europe as long as you are over 18. The winner will have their prizes shipped directly to them from the sexmachines.co.uk warehouse, and I have no doubt they will be in for a fantastic time when it arrives.

So what are you waiting for, sign up, get your entries in and come back every day for your extra entries? You have to be in it to win it!

Win A Complete Fucking Kit From Sexmachines.co.uk

Can't see the widget? Click here to ENTER THE COMPETITION.


Rules

  • This competition is open to the UK, Europe and Eire. If in doubt about your location please contact me and I can let you know where the item can or cannot be shipped.
  • This competition will run from 2021-02-08 12:00:00 AM to 2021-03-08 11:59:59 PM (GMT London).
  • Sexmachines.co.uk are fulfilling this competition and so you will need to respond to my e-mail if you win.
  • You will be responsible for paying for any customs or excess costs that might occur after shipping.
  • After the winner is drawn you have 1 week to contact me and claim your prize. If you fail to do so then I’ll re-draw another winner. By entering this competition you also agree to provide me with your address, so that I can arrange shipment of the prizes to you.
  • I’m not accepting giveaway accounts for this competition. I will be checking to make sure that any entrants have an account that is made up of more than giveaway retweets. Please respect this, my sponsor companies deserve better and these competitions are for my readers and not competition accounts.
  • I’m not accepting giveaway accounts for this competition. I will be checking to make sure that any entrants have an account that is made up of more than giveaway retweets. Please respect this, my sponsor companies deserve better and these competitions are for my readers and not competition accounts.
  • This promotion is in no way sponsored, endorsed or administered by, or associated with, Instagram or Facebook.

Disclosure

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2 comments

  • nordico
    Comment Link nordico Thursday, 11 February 2021 01:08

    This is really cool.
    Relatedly, the "Comment on this blog post" entry does not seem to have a way to comment on.

  • Joanne Summers
    Comment Link Joanne Summers Thursday, 11 February 2021 13:18

    At the bottom of the blog page, there is a Facebook comment form.

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