I love clitoral vibes and often enjoy using them, I just love the direct stimulation that they can create and how I can easily edge myself with a good clit vibe for a long time. Now this is a vibe with a very interesting trick up its sleeve and it blew me away the first time that I tried it. I actually came from cold in under 20 seconds, yes you heard that right it pretty much left me gasping for air and wondering what the heck had just happened.
I had no idea how good the Satisfyer 2 was going to be when I was sent it along with the Penguin and Satisfyer Pro 2 by the nice people over at satisfyer.com and the other two sextoys are just as good but each is slightly different in terms of its features and performance.
This toy quite literally opened my eyes as to just how good this new range of sucking vibrators are. I usually like to edge myself but when I first tried the Satisfyer 2 it was just like I was on a run away roller coaster and I came in under 20 secondsJoanne
All three vibrators arrived discreetly packaged and they were well packed in their delivery box. Now let me take you on a short journey of discovery as I explain to you why the Satisfyer 2 is no ordinary clit vibe and why it can get me off in lightening quick time.
I am quite partial to a bit of bullet vibe action and often use them whilst playing with myself, especially if using one of my Fucking Machines as I find them just so easy to use and they provide pin point sensations. So you can understand my delight when So Divine sent me one together with two other vibrators to review.
I particularly enjoy using it when enjoying one of my fucking machines and it adds a huge kick to these sessions and I can quickly finish off this way.Joanne
I usually have a bullet vibe floating around in my handbag just incase I "feel the urge" when out and about and have used one on numerous occasions for a quickie when the mood strikes. How does the 'Need You Tonight' bullet perform? Read on to find out what I think of it in terms of its performance and its value for money.
It isn't often that a company sends me three new sex toys to review and so I was delighted when So Divine sent me one of their Sweetest Taboo Magic Wands together with a silicone coated vibrator and a bullet vibe to review. Watch out for my reviews of the other two toys in the very near future as this review is focussed squarely on the amazing Sweetest Taboo Magic Wand.
I like to read up on new toys prior to their arrival and the dual motors in this wand really caught my attention. What a great idea! You will see why later in the review but needless to say I couldn't wait for it to arrive to get my hands (and other parts of my anatomy of course) on it.
By far its best feature is its ability to be two vibrators rolled into one. This is one sex toy that is staying in my bedside drawer and it will take for something pretty spectacular to come along to evict it from there.
I love magic wand style vibrators for their sheer power and usually have no trouble enjoying some very quick and powerful orgasms but how would this wand compare to my others and is it one to recommend? You can rest assured that I have put in a lot of time getting to know it (purely in the interest of science you know LOL) and feel very qualified to comment on both its performance and value, so without further ado lets get on with the review.
For over a year I have been following the development of the Crescendo from Mysteryvibe.com. This amazing sex toy features six motors and the ability to be bent into unique shapes to enhance its ability to get to the right spots. The build up to its launch and the development were amazing to follow. The developers were completely open with the process and they engaged with bloggers at a very early stage to both inform and to raise awareness of their product. From concept to vibrator has taken them a long five years but the time taken in research and development has been worth it.
The vibrations are quite rumbly which is something that I like but others might not enjoy them as much. This toy is a dichotomy, it was designed by the nicest of people as a toy for everyone to enjoy and it feels like it is trying to be the jack of all trades rather than being the best in a particular area.
I have actually spent four weeks getting to know the Crescendo and to find out what I think about this revolutionary sextoy read on for a frank account of its performance and features.
I was delighted when I was contacted by the nice people from IMToy who asked if I would like to review one of the sex toys from their latest range - the Zoo collection. Now the unusual name piqued my interest so I immediately went over to their website to learn more about this new range and I was surprised to see six new sex toys in the offering. The Rhino really caught my eye for its elegant curves and simple looks so I opted to review one of those but I must admit that I wish I had them all as they look sublime.
The whole range in their pastel pink colour looks really nice and there is something there for everyone, and yes there is even a male masturbator there as well called the Manta Ray that is definitely worth checking out.
They sent me a Rhino to review free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review, this will not affect the outcome of my review in any way as all of my reviews are written from the heart and are an accurate account of how I found the sex toy.
I insert it fully then close my thighs trapping it and I can then gently thrust my hips for some amazing sensations and it leaves my hands free to operate the App.
Well the Rhino certainly looks the part but can it stand up to the other Rabbit Vibes on the market and more importantly just how good is it? Read on to find out...
Now who wouldn't want the opportunity to increase their sexual performance whilst taking care of some issues that often are a curse for middle aged women? Whilst checking out all of the amazing new sex toys available at the ETO show this year I came across an amazing stand run by Gvibe.com. I was quite taken with their products and the great way in which they were presented by brand ambassador Marco Tortoni (a very nice man dressed as a Roman Centurion).
They have some amazing products that are really cutting edge and the Gballs² kegel trainer really impressed me. I had fairly recently reviewed the IM Toys Candy Kegel Trainer and whilst I liked it there were several limitations with the App. Would the Gballs² address these issues - I had to find out.
I was delighted when Gvibe agreed to send me one in exchange for an impartial review and so it was on with the testing.
I absolutely love the Gballs², it really does work and the app is both easy to use and packed full of great features.
Maybe this is the secret of those Thai performers who can shoot a ping pong ball across a room? Could I turn my vagina into a vagina of champions or would it just simply be a waste of time, read on to find out.
When I visited the ETO (Erotic Trade Only) show this year in Birmingham I cam across the Svakom stand and really enjoyed getting my hands on some of their newest vibrators. If you have been reading my blog for a while you will know that I have reviewed the Siime Camera Vibrator and had a lot fo fun doing so. I was asked if I would like to review the Svakom Keri and of course I jumped at the chance and so Svakom have sent me one to review free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review in conjunction with one of their Amazon retailers.
I really enjoyed the Siime and the luxury feel of this toy from Svakom and so I was delighted to be able to put it to the test. Having felt its power on my fingers at the show I couldn't wait to feel what that power felt like elsewhere if you know what I mean (if you don't then you soon will if do you carry on reading).
So how did the Svakom Keri perform? Read on as I cover everything from delivery to orgasm to hear what I really think of it.
I have had my eyes on the Fun Factory Big Boss G5 for a while now and so when the lovely Simone over at ToysRyours.co.uk got in touch with me again this time asking if I would be interested in reviewing one for her I jumped at the chance.
Now, this is the largest vibrator that Fun Factory make - hence its name and my interest in it. I had a Fun Factory vibrator called the Patchy Paul many, many years ago and sadly it is no longer with me but I loved it, so I was very keen to see if this vibrator could live up to its long distant cousin's performance.
What I liked initially about the design was the handle and controls as they looked well thought out and easy to use. Let's just say that I had a lot of fun getting to know it and putting it through its paces.
So did the Fun Factory Big Boss G5 Vibrator live up to its predecessor or was it more of a "Boss Hog"? Read on to find out.
I have heard a lot about the Lelo Ora 2 clitoral vibrator and oral sex simulator and I was delighted when the lovely Simone from ToysRYours.co.uk asked me if I would review it for them. They sent me one over in exchange for a fair and honest review and I couldn't wait to put this unique vibrator to the test.
Women just like men love oral sex, it's a fact so if this little beauty lives up to its hype I am in for a real treat.
The Lelo Ora 2 features a moving ball bearing which circles your clitoris when in use and it is supposed to simulate the action of a tongue moving around down there. The biggest change between the original Ora and this one is the size of that nub, it is about four times the size of the original.
I enjoyed experimenting with the programs and there must be something for everyone there. My favourite was setting 8 with the nub moving back and forth over my clit, that feels amazing and I always end up selecting this setting when I am ready to orgasm.
So lickety clit, how was it?
I was approached by the nice people over at IMToy who asked me if I would be interested in reviewing any of their products and I must say that the Candy piqued my interest. I liked the thought of being able to train and strengthen my pelvic floor muscles and it seemed like a great way to train them interactively using my phone to view and record the details.
They sent me a Candy to review free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review, this will not affect the outcome of my review in any way and anyone who reads my reviews knows that I say it how it is.
I could write an entire review on the box but that won't allow me to train my vag to Olympic levels of athletic prowess, so on with the Candy review.
So what did I think of the Candy and can I now crack a walnut in my vag? You will get the answers to one of those questions in the review below, the other I will have to leave to your imagination.
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