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E-StimRead moreNow anyone who reads my blog and my reviews know that I love my BDSM and especially impact play instruments.
So, you can imagine just how delighted when Grateful Pain got in touch. They asked me if I wanted to review one of their bespoke, hand made wooden paddles.
"Impacts from it are moderate to severe, you definitely know you have had a good paddling after a session with Paul the paddle. I love the sounds that it makes when it comes into contact with an upturned bottom."
Joanne
I replied so quickly to their message they may have thought the e-mail they sent had bounced. I jumped at the chance to add another paddle to my collection. And of course, I also looked forward to having the opportunity to use it on the delightful sub'r'. I also looked forward to having it used on my own behind too, of course.
So, let me tell you just how much we enjoyed this superb wooden paddle and why you should check out the craftsmanships of the Grateful Pain range of BDSM products.
Stunt Cock here again. When it comes to BDSM activities sub'r' loves her impact play the most. This is entirely understandable when you think that impact play is often a core part of most peoples BDSM scenes or kinky bedroom activity.
This type of play can be incredibly arousing and not necessarily painful. A good impact play session can deliver soft almost caress like blows and at the other end of the spectrum hard stinging strikes.
"Using it on sub'r' is a delight and she loves the sensations that it delivers. Stroke after stroke gets her all excited and slowly building up the strength of the blows has her gasping and her backside actively pushing back against the paddle as she gets more and more aroused."
Stunt Cock
There is no shortage of impact play toys out there, and the humble paddle is often an implement of choice for lots of people due to its fantastic performance.
I am delighted to have been able to review the Bound To Tease Bamboo Spanking Paddle for sextoys.co.uk for supplying it and allowing me to review it. So, let me tell you all about this lovely looking bamboo paddle.
You can imagine how excited I got when Lodbrock got in touch again asking if I would be interested in reviewing their Pillory Set. I didn't have to think twice about such an offer as I am in awe of their range of products. They are earthy, handmade and fantastic quality. They also have a distinct look that appeals to my love of kink.
I recently reviewed the Goo Plate for Lodbrock and had so much fun using it on sub'r' in a dungeon in the Midlands, it is a fantastic piece of dungeon equipment.
"I couldn't resist taking some pics of sub'r' in the pillory, and she loved being restrained this way. The smell of leather and the cold metal coupled with the warmth of the wood really gets her going."
Joanne
I couldn't believe it when they sent me not only the Pillory Set but also one of the hand-made floggers and paddle that it contains to give away in a competition to my readers. Check out the details of this fantastic giveaway at the end of this review.
So what did we think of the Pillory Set and why it has never been a better time to get one for yourself?
It isn't often that I get asked to review dungeon equipment, and so you can understand why I got so excited when Lodbrock got in touch with me asking if I would be interested in reviewing their Goo Plate.
I relished the thought of putting it through its paces as it looked so kinky on their site. I even booked a dungeon to use it in with the lovely sub'r' to put it through its paces.
"It was fantastic watching sub'r' struggling as I forced orgasm after orgasm out of her and she was almost in tears when she was eventually let out for a break. She loved the feeling of utter helplessness when locked into the Goo Plate."
Joanne
We had a lot of fun reviewing it, and it is one of those old-school BDSM pieces of equipment that just makes my face light up.
So let you tell you all about the Goo Plate and just how much fun it can be.
For those of you who have read some of my reviews you will know that I have a soft spot (I bet you can guess where it is) for wooden dildos. There is something so sensual about a polished and textured piece of hardwood, wooden dildos look amazing and also feel great in use. So you won't be surprised to know that when Sex Wooden Toys (SWT) approached me asking if I would like to review one of their dildos I jumped at the chance as I had been looking at their products for some time.
I was graciously allowed to pick anything from their extensive range of dildos, butt plugs and wooden vibrators and the Demetra caught my eye as I am a bit of a texture queen and it really had my mouth watering.
I was sent this dildo in exchange for a fair and honest review and I have really enjoyed getting to know it in order to be able to give an accurate account of its performance.
I love my Demetra, it is a very nice dildo with lots of texture and it will be one that I continue to use and so that shows you really what I think of it.
If you have not tried a wooden dildo before then read on to find out why you should and how much fun they can be.
When KinkCraft got in touch to ask me if I would be interested in receiving one of their latest creations in exchange for an honest review I was delighted to say yes. Those of you who haven't been following my blog and reviews won't be aware of the amazing creations that come out of the kinky minds of the team at KinkCraft.
So far I have the pleasure of making up two of their kits and enjoying the kinkiest nipple clamps that I have ever had the pleasure of using. Even before this flogger arrived I knew that on past experience alone, I was probably in for a very enjoyable time getting to know it.
It delivers a lot of different sensations depending on how you use it and it is great for an enthusiastic amateur like myself but someone more familiar with BDSM equipment could really go to town with it.
So without further ado here is my review of the latest creation from KinkCraft, their Suede Flogger.
I was asked by Hardwood4fun if I would be interested is reviewing one of their stunning wooden dildos and I jumped at the chance. This is my second wooden dildo and I have found that whilst wood was something that I hadn't even considered as a sex toy material I have found that I love it.
There is something inherently beautiful about a polished and varnished wooden toy, you know that love, care and attention has gone into its creation and that it's a bespoke piece of art that's nice to look at whilst also being very functional.
I was sent this dildo in exchange for a fair and honest review and I have enjoyed getting to know it in order to be able to give an accurate account of its performance.
It reminds me of the end of a bed in a hotel I stayed in once many years ago. When I got really horny I actually used the top of one of the bed posts to masturbate with by squatting onto it and it was a lot of fun ('Blush' - I can't believe I am telling you this) but this is much more comfortable to use which makes it so much better.
Lots of people simply dismiss wooden sex toys because of nonsensical fears over splinters etc., read on to find out why you should definitely open your eyes and explore the world of wooden sex toys.
I have long been a fan of the work of Richard "Dick" Carver of Lumberjill Leisurecrafts, he produces amazing bespoke wooden dildos and I really wanted to get my own piece made to see just how good they really are. After a lot of thought I got in touch with Richard and bought myself the Inspire from his etsy store and then Richard got to work on it for me.
Wooden dildos! You may cringe at the thought of shoving apiece of wood into your nether regions, won't you get splinters? Is it safe? These are all common questions and I hope to answer them during the course of this review.
One end is rounded and bulbous and this makes an ideal hand hold and the other is tapered and features a 'juicer' design with twisting channels.
So did the Inspire Custom Wooden Dildo live up to its name? Did it inspire me or is it just a nicely carved piece of wood? Read on to find out...