As a total fangirl of Hot Octopuss, I followed their release of the AMO bullet vibe with much interest. Bullet vibes are amazing, and as far as I am concerned, everyone should have one in their playbag.
Hot Octopuss has made their name by creating beautiful sex toys that perform exceptionally well while also being different from the norm. I like that, different and quirky are terms I often use to describe myself, as well as what I enjoy sexually.
"The higher power settings are amazing, and it is fun to slowly work your way up to them and then to send yourself over the edge into an orgasm that for me, has me gasping for breath afterwards."Joanne
I was, of course, delighted when they asked me if I would like to review an AMO for them and I couldn't wait to get my hands (and other bits) on one.
So, let me tell you all about the AMO and why it's going to be another hit for Hot Octopuss.
When I was approached by Dreamlove to review a new clitoral stimulator before it has even been released in the UK, I was thrilled. So, of course, I jumped at the chance.
What is it? Well, it is a very nicely proportioned clitoral suction vibrator. It is new onto the market, and I couldn't wait to get my hands (and other bits) on it.
"I enjoyed playing with the vibrations to start with, then would switch to the suction for a while, before switching again. I found by changing back and forth I could fully enjoy the Shushu and prolong the fun I was experiencing."Joanne
It arrived quickly and safely packed securely in a plain box. As it has not been released yet, it came wrapped in paper and decorated with a bow, placed in a sealed gift bag. Having no product packaging, I not able to comment on the retail packaging in this review but I have obtained a picture of it for you all.
No doubt you are all more interested in how it performs though rather than what it arrives in. So here are my thoughts on the Ritual Shushu toy itself, please read on...
I always get super excited when Gvibe tell me they are sending me something in the post, and I was thrilled when I opened the box to find the new Gcandy.
I have reviewed lots of vibrators and but plugs from Gvibe, and I am always impressed by them, heck even the packaging gets my juices flowing.
"As a texture queen, I really enjoyed the deep ridges. They create genuinely great sensations when thrusting it in and out. While the soft texture allows you to squeeze the shaft without the discomfort, you might have with a solid toy. The silky feel of the silicone means that it slides in easily with only a small amount of water-based lube needed until your natural lubricants take over."Joanne
In a market place saturated with rabbit style vibes, I hoped that Gvibe would once again not disappoint.
So, read on to find out what I think of the Gcandy.
To say I was delighted when the doorbell rang and my rather tired-looking postman handed me yet another package was an understatement. I was waiting for the Svakom Siren Silicone Vibrator, and so I knew what was in the box.
Giving the postman a cheeky smile, I closed the door and opened up the packaging. I hastily cut the tape on the box to get a glimpse at what was inside. I love testing vibrators, and Svakom had sent me their Siren, a two tongued vibe to put through its paces.
"Placing the tongues over my clitoral hood and sliding it up and down feels incredible. The vibrating tongues are complimented with the inner texture to really have me gripping the sheets. I can easily orgasm using the Siren in this way."Joanne
I quickly did the product photos (I always do them before getting a toy coated in vag-goo). Then I slipped out of my panties for some "me time" with the Siren.
So, let me tell you how I got on and what I think of this rather lovely looking silicone vibrator.
Now for something completely different and rather cute, in my opinion. Let me introduce you to the I Rub My Duckie range.
When visiting the Erotic Trade Only show this year in the UK, I came across a stand with these cute little vibrating creations on it, and I instantly had to try one.
"I almost felt sorry for the Duckie when I pushed his head into my vagina, and I nearly wet myself with laughter as I imagined hearing a "Nom, Nom, Nom" sound from him."Joanne
They were kind enough to give me two, one for my own use and one for sub'r' who was also fawning over them.
They look fantastic, and when I looked into the range (which is huge by the way), I found myself loving the fun nature of these vibrators. So let me tell you all about them.
I love small and powerful bullet vibes and have so much use for them while masturbating or playing with others. I honestly believe that everyone should have some bullets in their toy bags as they are so much fun.
I was delighted when AdultShopIt sent me a Blush Novelties Fruity Vibe - Grape to review and I looked forward to putting it to the test.
"I was surprised at just how powerful the motor is on the Fruit Vibe Grape when you switch it on it starts on its lowest power setting, and I love this one. Circling my clitoris with it feels fantastic, and I love teasing my urethra with it too."Joanne
This bullet vibe is tiny, and I knew that while it would probably be a lot of fun its small size would have some drawbacks and I will cover those later in the review.
So is the Grape Fruity Vibe from Blush Novelties something to be savoured or is it a grape that is only worth crushing? Read on to find out.
As anyone who reads my blog and reviews knows I like it a little kinky. So when Wolf at Meo asked if I would be interested in reviewing their remote control bullet, my kinky mind went into overdrive with all the possibilities.
I jumped at the chance as remote controlled sex toys are so much fun to use, they are ideal for Dom/sub scenarios but also for solo use as well.
"One of the great features of this vibrating egg is just how quiet it is in use. When buried deep inside you it is all but silent, on its highest setting you can just make out the vibrations in a quiet room."Joanne
Vibrating eggs are so very naughty, you can insert one, and no one around you will have any idea that you are secretly getting off on the sensations.
So read on to find out my thoughts on this very lovely looking remote controlled egg vibrator.
I enjoyed reviewing the Bathmate Hydromax X30 Wideboy with the help of my Stunt Cock, and he is still using it every day. I am of course enjoying the fruits of his efforts in terms of girth and length.
I was therefore delighted when Bathmate got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing their latest new product. They are now venturing into the vibrator marketplace, and I was curious to see what their efforts would produce.
"The fourth and tenth pattern were my favourites. There is something about those particular vibration patterns that really agrees with my clitoris."Joanne
It is hard to get a vibrator just right concerning power and performance, and it takes a lot of background work to produce something that isn't just a generic gimmick. I had high hopes that Bathmate would pull it off after seeing how effective their penis developers are.
I was sent this USB rechargeable bullet vibe for free in exchange for an honest and frank review, that said here are my thoughts on this little bullet vibe.
It's here.......... finally I have managed to get my hands on a Zumio so that my clitoris could act as judge jury and possible even executioner for this controversial little clitoral vibrator.
The controversy about this little sex toy came about with its release and the marketing blurb surrounding it. Phrases such as "Guaranteed Orgasm" and "cum in under 60 seconds" soon had lots of reviewers and bloggers up in arms about this style of advertising. You see, the problem is that if you don't cum in less than sixty seconds or heaven forbid not at all you risk wallowing in self-pity wondering if there is something wrong with you and that is not the case.
For me, orgasms with the Zumio always leaves me smiling and breathless while looking at the ceiling and chastising myself inwardly along the lines of "Damn girl, you have no staying power at all".Joanne
We all masturbate and orgasm differently, sometimes I can't achieve orgasm at all when I do due to pain or my meds, that doesn't mean I am broken sexually. Now I too hated the gimmicky advertising but I have heard good things about the toy itself, and so I had to satisfy my curiosity about it by getting one for a review.
Being a tight arse though I bought a second hand one from another blogger - the fantastic Little Switch Bitch (waves and sends a wink her way). Before you start making a face and thinking "Ewwwww - a second-hand sex toy" read on.
I love it when I receive a couples sex toy to review. I was therefore delighted when Hot Octopuss got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of their latest creations. I didn't have to think long before answering, after all, who wouldn't want to try the latest product from this fantastic company.
Hot Octopuss are the creators of the fantastic Pulse III Duo that we had so much fun reviewing as well as the Queen Bee and Pocket Pulse. They make amazing sex toys and are one of my favourite UK brands.
"I came quickly, and I came hard, this set him off and while we didn't experience a simultaneous orgasm the first time, both of us were left breathless and blown away by the experience."Joanne
They sent me one of their new Atom Plus Vibrating Cock Rings to review free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review.
So, let me tell you why I think the Atom Plus is the mother of all vibrating cock rings.
One of my all-time favourite vibe manufacturers is Rocks Off. They are a UK based manufacturer of very reasonably priced vibrators and sex toys. Don't let the fact that they are cheap put you off though. I have the utmost respect for the genius in their orgasm engineering department. He or she designs first-class vibrators.
I was delighted when they asked if I would review their Bamboo Fire Vibrator for them. This is a design that they have had on the books for a while. I have had my eye on it, and so I jumped at the chance to treat my clit to some Rocks Off loving again.
I like Rock-Off vibes; I find that they work well with my masturbation style. I always have no problems getting off with them. This one didn't disappoint.Joanne
The Bamboo Fire was sent to me for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. That has not affected the outcome of this review in any way.
I didn't have to wait long for it to arrive and I must say it looks fantastic. I guess that you are more interested in how it performs though and so on with the review.
I have quite a few Rocks Off vibrators and have found them to be reliable an to deliver the goods. I was therefore delighted when they asked me to review the Atomic Streamlined Elegance for them.
They sent me one to review free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review. I have had my eyes on this bullet vibe for a while now because of its unique shape.
You can insert it but as it is so small it is better off used as a clitoral vibrator, and it's in this role that it excels. Most clitoral vibrators have only one tip which you can use to focus the sensations, but this one has two.Joanne
I had visions of placing it above my clit and enjoying the sensations from the two tips, and that is the first thing I did with it.
So did it live up to the fantasy or is my tip going to be to steer clear of this horny devil? Oh and before anyone comments, tinsel is like a pet, it's not just for Christmas ;-)
I absolutely love Rabbit Vibes, their design really does it for me. I like to be filled as I masturbate, feeling the delicious sensations of having myself open up to accept a sex toy. I also love strong clitoral stimulations as well.
I was delighted when So Divine got in touch asking me if I wanted to review one of their latest creations, the Lets Go Crazy rabbit vibe. They sent me this vibrator for free in exchange for a fair and honest review and that has not affected this review in any way.
Now I know its name has some negative connotations for some people but for me, it's talking about fun and that is what I hoped (or should that be hopped) for. Fun and lots of it.
So, why does the Lets Go Crazy Rabbit Vibe have me hopping for joy?
As you may already know I'm a bit of a texture queen when it comes to my dildos. I like something that is going to stimulate and challenge my vagina (or my anus) when I play. So you can imagine my delight when Mr Hankey sent me this incredible looking fantasy dildo to review.
This is the toy to get if you like your texture and prefer to actually feel a toy moving in and out of your holes. Smooth toys don't give you that intense level of stimulation. You can feel and savour every bump, ridge and indentation as you thrust it in and out.Joanne
I could hardly contain my excitement when I opened up the package to see what I had been sent to review. This has to be the weirdest and most textured object that my Foof has ever had the pleasure of tackling. I couldn't wait to get started with my review of it.
After three weeks of tackling this behemoth I'm ready to let you all know what it feels like. Together with whether or not it's worth recommending as let's face it, this is not a normal looking dildo by any stretch of your imagination.
I have been lucky enough to have been able to review four sex toys so far from So Divine, as well as this one I have reviewed the 'Need You Tonight' vibrating bullet as well as the amazing 'Sweetest Taboo' wand style vibrator and the 'Sweet Sensation' Booty Plug. This is my review of another battery operated silicone coated vibrator from So Divine and it features some nice texture on it that feels very nice when it is being used - I do like my textures. I was sent this sex toy in exchange for an honest and fair review.
There is something intensely enjoyable about this vibe that had me wanting to use it again and again. It just feels so comfortable in use and the ridges almost massage your clitoris as you use it.Joanne/small
Having spent a lot of time (coughs) researching this sex toy I am happy to be able to tell you all about it. Is it one for the bedside cabinet or is it destined for the bottom of my toy bag? Read on to find out.
I have the original Hitachi Magic Wand and it really does pack a punch but for me in my current circumstances it is just too noisy to be able to use it much so I was looking around for a quieter replacement for it. I came across the Lelo Smart Wand Large that is available in a number of different sizes and it sounded perfect.
I ordered one from Bondara.co.uk and couldn't wait for it to arrive so that I could put it to the test to see if it was a good as I had heard.
Try it in the shower for an amazing masturbatory experience unlike anything else I have tried. It has bags of power, is very quiet on its lowest settings and it produces the flesh quiveringly deep rumbly vibrations that I love.
I didn't have to wait long as it arrived the next day.
I have been wanting to try out the "Inner-selfie Stick" for a while now and so I jumped at the chance when the really nice people over at Sexcite asked me if I wanted to review it for them. I didn't need asking twice and couldn't wait for the chance to try out this ever so kinky take on the vibrator.
They sent me the Svakom Siime Eye Camera Vibrator from their excellent range of sex toys in exchange for an honest and impartial review.
The Svakom Siime Eye Camera Vibrator is the worlds first camera vibrator and it lets you see what no-one except your doctor has ever seen before. It is bound to be an instant hit with medical fetishist and anyone interested in seeing what happens internally when you orgasm.
I found that using it on my clit whilst viewing the output of the camera was very exciting.
So the question is, am I brave enough to show you what happens inside my vagina when I orgasm? Read on to find out.....
I'm not someone who particularly enjoys a lot of anal action except for the occasional fucking machineprobing when I'm in one of "those" moods and this butt plug from Rocks Off is much bigger than I'd normally opt for. That lead to two problems initially. The first being actually getting it up my bum and secondly I had to try to stop myself from using it vaginally so I could keep trying to get it up my ass as it was so much fun when deep inside my pussy.
It's safe to say that at the end of this review I am going to recommend it for "front door" use as well as "back door" use. The last thing to go where the sun doesn't shine was my Flange Electrode and that is much narrower than this bad boy.
Once I managed to finally get it deep into my ass it sort of popped in as the widest part entered me and I let out a gasp as waves of pleasure washed over me. It wasn't until I switched it on though that it really started to get me off - very quickly I might add.
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