A Great Vibrator With A Twist - The Crescendo

For over a year I have been following the development of the Crescendo from Mysteryvibe.com. This amazing sex toy features six motors and the ability to be bent into unique shapes to enhance its ability to get to the right spots. The build up to its launch and the development were amazing to follow. The developers were completely open with the process and they engaged with bloggers at a very early stage to both inform and to raise awareness of their product. From concept to vibrator has taken them a long five years but the time taken in research and development has been worth it.

The vibrations are quite rumbly which is something that I like but others might not enjoy them as much. This toy is a dichotomy, it was designed by the nicest of people as a toy for everyone to enjoy and it feels like it is trying to be the jack of all trades rather than being the best in a particular area.

I have actually spent four weeks getting to know the Crescendo and to find out what I think about this revolutionary sextoy read on for a frank account of its performance and features.

A Silky Smooth Rabbit Vibe That Packs A Punch

I was delighted when I was contacted by the nice people from IMToy who asked if I would like to review one of the sex toys from their latest range - the Zoo collection. Now the unusual name piqued my interest so I immediately went over to their website to learn more about this new range and I was surprised to see six new sex toys in the offering. The Rhino really caught my eye for its elegant curves and simple looks so I opted to review one of those but I must admit that I wish I had them all as they look sublime.

The whole range in their pastel pink colour looks really nice and there is something there for everyone, and yes there is even a male masturbator there as well called the Manta Ray that is definitely worth checking out.

They sent me a Rhino to review free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review, this will not affect the outcome of my review in any way as all of my reviews are written from the heart and are an accurate account of how I found the sex toy.

I insert it fully then close my thighs trapping it and I can then gently thrust my hips for some amazing sensations and it leaves my hands free to operate the App.

Well the Rhino certainly looks the part but can it stand up to the other Rabbit Vibes on the market and more importantly just how good is it? Read on to find out...

Fun Factory Big Boss G5 Vibrator

I have had my eyes on the Fun Factory Big Boss G5 for a while now and so when the lovely Simone over at ToysRyours.co.uk got in touch with me again this time asking if I would be interested in reviewing one for her I jumped at the chance.

Now, this is the largest vibrator that Fun Factory make - hence its name and my interest in it. I had a Fun Factory vibrator called the Patchy Paul many, many years ago and sadly it is no longer with me but I loved it, so I was very keen to see if this vibrator could live up to its long distant cousin's performance.

What I liked initially about the design was the handle and controls as they looked well thought out and easy to use. Let's just say that I had a lot of fun getting to know it and putting it through its paces.

So did the Fun Factory Big Boss G5 Vibrator live up to its predecessor or was it more of a "Boss Hog"? Read on to find out.

A Small But Powerful Vibrator - The Keri

When I visited the ETO (Erotic Trade Only) show this year in Birmingham I cam across the Svakom stand and really enjoyed getting my hands on some of their newest vibrators. If you have been reading my blog for a while you will know that I have reviewed the Siime Camera Vibrator and had a lot fo fun doing so. I was asked if I would like to review the Svakom Keri and of course I jumped at the chance and so Svakom have sent me one to review free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review in conjunction with one of their Amazon retailers.

I really enjoyed the Siime and the luxury feel of this toy from Svakom and so I was delighted to be able to put it to the test. Having felt its power on my fingers at the show I couldn't wait to feel what that power felt like elsewhere if you know what I mean (if you don't then you soon will if do you carry on reading).

So how did the Svakom Keri perform? Read on as I cover everything from delivery to orgasm to hear what I really think of it.

Lelo Ora 2 - Oral Simulator

The Ora 2 from Lelo is a nice little unique piece of sex toy machineryThe Ora 2 was kindly supplied by ToysRYours.co.uk and I had a lot of fun reviewing it for them. For those of you who don't know the Lelo Ora 2 has a rotating nub that circles your clitoris to simulate the sensations you get when being licked.

Lelo obviously know their stuff as women love to be licked.

How did it perform? Qell to some it up I really like it, I would have prefered it to be a bit stronger but as a unique vibrator it definitely holds its own. So check out my full review to see what I thought of it HERE.

Oral Pleasure Simulation Stimulation From Lelo

I have heard a lot about the Lelo Ora 2 clitoral vibrator and oral sex simulator and I was delighted when the lovely Simone from ToysRYours.co.uk asked me if I would review it for them. They sent me one over in exchange for a fair and honest review and I couldn't wait to put this unique vibrator to the test.

Women just like men love oral sex, it's a fact so if this little beauty lives up to its hype I am in for a real treat.

The Lelo Ora 2 features a moving ball bearing which circles your clitoris when in use and it is supposed to simulate the action of a tongue moving around down there. The biggest change between the original Ora and this one is the size of that nub, it is about four times the size of the original.

I enjoyed experimenting with the programs and there must be something for everyone there. My favourite was setting 8 with the nub moving back and forth over my clit, that feels amazing and I always end up selecting this setting when I am ready to orgasm.

So lickety clit, how was it?

Lelo Smart Wand Large - Where Have You Been All My Life?

I have the original Hitachi Magic Wand and it really does pack a punch but for me in my current circumstances it is just too noisy to be able to use it much so I was looking around for a quieter replacement for it. I came across the Lelo Smart Wand Large that is available in a number of different sizes and it sounded perfect.

I ordered one from Bondara.co.uk and couldn't wait for it to arrive so that I could put it to the test to see if it was a good as I had heard.

Try it in the shower for an amazing masturbatory experience unlike anything else I have tried. It has bags of power, is very quiet on its lowest settings and it produces the flesh quiveringly deep rumbly vibrations that I love.

I didn't have to wait long as it arrived the next day.

Rocks Off RO-120mm Wings Of Desire 10 Speed Vibrator

Sometimes you need something a little bit more than just your fingers and I often just have to grab a vibrator to give my clit a good seeing to, I must say that I do like the Rocks Off ones, as the brand name suggests they do indeed get my rocks off.

I really enjoyed moving it slowly around my clit and the feelings are very intense when you do so especially on the lower speeds as this creates a rumbly sort of vibration.

I recently got chatting with the lovely Angela over at BonneAmour.co.uk and got hold of a Rocks Off RO-120mm Wings Of Desire 10 Speed Vibrator to review. Now so far I have only reviewed bullet vibes and a butt plug from Rocks off but I have found the motors used and the vibrations created in the smaller vibes to be great. Would the 120mm version do the job just as well? Read on to find out.

Svakom Siime Eye Camera Vibrator - The Inner Selfie Stick

I have been wanting to try out the "Inner-selfie Stick" for a while now and so I jumped at the chance when the really nice people over at Sexcite asked me if I wanted to review it for them. I didn't need asking twice and couldn't wait for the chance to try out this ever so kinky take on the vibrator.

They sent me the Svakom Siime Eye Camera Vibrator from their excellent range of sex toys in exchange for an honest and impartial review.

The Svakom Siime Eye Camera Vibrator is the worlds first camera vibrator and it lets you see what no-one except your doctor has ever seen before. It is bound to be an instant hit with medical fetishist and anyone interested in seeing what happens internally when you orgasm.

I found that using it on my clit whilst viewing the output of the camera was very exciting.

So the question is, am I brave enough to show you what happens inside my vagina when I orgasm? Read on to find out.....

Advice on buying your first vibrator

It doesn't matter if you have just turned eighteen or fourty, buying your first vibrator is both a confusing and a scary prospect. I bought my first ever sex toy through an advert in a mens magazine when I turned 18. Back in those days there was no way I was going to go into a seedy sex shop, so I ordered it by post and was terrified that my parents would open my mail when it arrived. To overcome this worry I met the postie every day at the bottom of the drive. After a very tense period of waiting it arrived and I was keen to try it out, however it wouldn't even switch on, I was gutted and had no way of getting my money back.

These days you have more choice than ever in the way that you can obtain a vibrator or any other sex toy for that matter. Modern sex shops are clean and very friendly places and you can always order one from the myriad of websites online. The choices available are literally mind blowing and it pays to do a little research before you part with your cash.

Hopefully this article will give you some pointers and advice. I hope it makes your journey of sexual awakening both a smooth and enjoyable process.

The Boom Chi - A Sleek Silicone Vibrator

I was sent the Chi to review by the nice people over at SexToys.co.uk in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. Who was I to argue, I love silicone vibrators and this one looked really nice in the pics that I had seen on their website.

The Boom line of vibrators is new and I was looking forward to experiencing one of them myself. There are nine vibrators in the range and these include the Orna, the Olive, the Maple, the Elm, the Miki, the Lina, the Ayla, the Hada and finally the Chi which I have been sent.

The Boom Chi is a stylish water resistant 100% silicone vibrator with ten different settings. It costs just £39.99 which is £10 under the manufacturers RRP.

I find that penetration is incredibly easy with this toy due to its very rounded tip, it parts your inner lips easily and guides itself inside.

So on with the review, I have given this vibrator a thorough thrashing, so how does it perform?

A Silicone Vibrator That Doesn't Hold Back On The Power

I couldn't wait to get the packaging openI was asked by the good people over at Sexcite if I would be interested in reviewing a product for them and I of course jumped at the chance to try something new - in the interests of science I must add and not just because I love sex toys.

They sent me the Vibe Therapy Slimline Silicone Vibrator from their excellent range of Vibrators in return for an honest and unbiased review of the vibrator, its performance and their service.

The Dive is billed as a lavish waterproof 100% silicone vibrator with seven different functions. It doesn't carry a hefty price tag (costing just £23.99) and this often means performance that is "almost there", the Dive shatters this preconception by bringing very quiet and powerful motors to the party. Was I surprised? - Yes.

I ended up fucking myself with the Dive hard and fast occasionally slipping it out to tease my clit before plunging it back into my pussy until I came really hard.

So on with the review, I'll be getting to more of the juicy details in a bit - I promise.....

The Rabbit That Almost Hit The Spot

I can't say that I have enjoyed writing this review as mediocre product reviews are much harder to write than good ones. If I had to sum up this Rabbit Vibrator in one word it would in fact be "Meh". Yes I know it's a pretty poor choice of words but that matches my pretty poor choice when I bought this Rabbit, albeit with high hopes when I did so.

I bought it as it is billed as a "Gushing Rabbit", in other words you can get it to ejaculate inside you with your chosen liquid inside it. Might I suggest either CumLube or Spunk Lube Pink - wink, wink as I love these products and they suit this application very well indeed.

If they had got this feature right then in my opinion it would be a great Rabbit vibe but alas it falls a bit short of the mark. "Why's that Joanne?" I hear you cry, well bear with me and I will point out the bad bit as well as the good bits, yes this rabbit does have good points so it's not all bad news.

The gushing or ejaculation feature is an amazing idea and it does work, however the squirter is made from a very soft material that not only easily pulls off the tube, but if the lube you put inside is watery it tends to squirt out the side and not deep inside you which lets face it isn't where it's supposed to go.

Ok big intake of breath, here we go.....

No Butts, It's Got To Be Butt Throb

I'm not someone who particularly enjoys a lot of anal action except for the occasional fucking machineprobing when I'm in one of "those" moods and this butt plug from Rocks Off is much bigger than I'd normally opt for. That lead to two problems initially. The first being actually getting it up my bum and secondly I had to try to stop myself from using it vaginally so I could keep trying to get it up my ass as it was so much fun when deep inside my pussy.

It's safe to say that at the end of this review I am going to recommend it for "front door" use as well as "back door" use. The last thing to go where the sun doesn't shine was my Flange Electrode and that is much narrower than this bad boy.

Once I managed to finally get it deep into my ass it sort of popped in as the widest part entered me and I let out a gasp as waves of pleasure washed over me. It wasn't until I switched it on though that it really started to get me off - very quickly I might add.

Loveline Leah Vibrator - Purple Coloured

I was sent the Loveline Leah Vibrator by SexToys.co.uk in exchange for an honest and frank review of it. At the time of writing this review it costs just £21.95 which is excellent value for money for what is a very nice entry level vibrator with some great characteristics.

A really lovely toy that both looks and feels great. I love the range of speeds, and the quietness of the motor. It would make an ideal choice for a first time vibe.

Jessica Rabbit Ultimate XXTRA G Rabbit Vibe

I bought this rabbit from www.SexToys.co.uk as I had worn out my trusty Futuretech Rabbit. I use it by hand but I also like to use it on my amazing F-Machine Pro fucking machine.

I, like many other women out there love rabbit vibrators and I've had quite a few in the past. This one is a really great rabbit toy. It is a relatively quiet toy, but not silent, I just turn the telly up a notch and can confidently use it when others are in the house. A good size, with great texture and some great speed settings ensures that the clit stim does absolute wonders.

At the time of writing the Jessica Rabbit Ultimate XXTRA G Rabbit Vibe costs just £34.95 which is great value for a sex toy that performs as well as this one does. The price had dropped since I was last browsing for rabbit vibes and so I was happy to save a couple of pounds on the deal from www.sextoys.co.uk

Renting a Sybian Sex Machine

I have to state that I don’t yet own a Sybian (but it is high on my list of wants or should I say needs). So I decided to hire one after realising that you can do so from www.fmachinefun.co.uk

I came extremely quickly on the Sybian and actually squirted for the first time in my life (Yay for me). The vibrations are so strong you tend to lose focus on everything that is going on around you. All that you can feel and is the throbbing of your clitoris as it gets vibrated into an high state of arousal.

The Sybian is very expensive and is way out of my price league at £1370. So I decided to try the effective rental service from Fmachinefun.

This is an ever expanding list of the sex toys that I own. The links on their names go to reviews that I have written about them. If you see one that interests you but I haven't yet written a review about it then poke me through my contact form and I will get right onto it.

Fucking/Sex Machines

Dildos & Attachments

Vibrators

Butt Plugs / Anal Toys

E-Stim Kit

Male Masturbators/Grinders

Lube

Cleaners

BDSM

ABDL/DDLG Products

Shoes, Boots and Clothing

Others

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