This amazing little toy has been the cause of so many bedsheet changes
I was delighted when I was asked by Crimson Princess if I would be interested in reviewing a Fun Factory Stronic G Vibrator for them.
I love the bright, vibrant colours and body safe materials used by Fun Factory, and I was first introduced to them when I lived in Germany many years ago where I had an extensive collection of their sex toys.
"The targeted attention to my G-spot had me gasping for breath and my toes curling as my first orgasm washed over me and I was delighted when I felt myself squirting"
Joanne
I didn't need asking twice and jumped at the chance to try out another of their fantastic range of products.
I didn't have to wait long until it was delivered and these last three weeks have been a blur of amazing orgasms, where often I squirted so much that the bedding needed changing. The Stronic G is one hell of a vibrator, it isn't perfect, but it is one hell of a good ride.
Gbulb Silicone Vibrator From Gvibe
I've got to say it - Let this lighbulb light up your sex life
I sent my Stunt Cock and the lovely sub'r' to Erofame in Germany this year. Erofame is Europes biggest sex toy and adult product trade show and while I was unable to attend my two colleagues had a fantastic time there.
While visiting the myriad of companies that we have worked with and reviewed for in the past they visited the Gvibe stand to catch up with what is new. Check out my previous review of the Gvibe Gballs2 Kegel Trainer.
"The vibrations travel deeply and certainly get me aroused, I have enjoyed some delicious orgasms with the Gbulb. Especially enjoying being restrained while my Master uses it on me."
sub'r'
They were releasing the Gbulb and sub'r' was lucky enough to have been given one to review. We all love quirky vibes, and this one is in the shape of a light bulb, and it looks so cute.
So this is a silicone vibrator that sub'r' has reviewed, so read on to find out what she thought of it.
Titus Puppy Tail Pro Butt Plug From Clonezone
A butt plug that will have you wagging your tail in delight
Puppy play can be a lot of fun, and recently I managed to get my hands on a Titus Puppy Tail Pro from Clonezone, and this is the first product that I have reviewed from them.
I have a female submissive who loves puppy play, she already has a collar and leash together with kneepads, and so I looked forward to adding a wagging tail to her collection.
"I just closed my eyes, enjoying the feeling of being stretched and filled at the same time, it is a delicious feeling."
Joanne
This is a butt plug with two twists, first is the beautiful looking tail and the second is its vibrating function which is very pleasing.
When it arrived, I couldn't wait to put it to the test and to see the reaction of sub'r' when she wore it for the first time.
Rocks Off Lust Linx Ball And Chain Review
This ball and chain is definitly no drag
I am no stranger to remote controlled sex toys and love to use them clandestinely when out and about, so I was delighted when Wolf from Meo.de asked if I would like to review one for them.
Now I love Rocks Off vibrators, and I also love remote controlled toys so no surprise at all that I jumped at the chance to review this silicone ball and chain.
"I do enjoy some clandestine outdoor fun and games, and Stunt Cock took great delight in teasing me rotten while out and about. It makes shopping or a trip to the post office much more fun."
Joanne
Not having to wait long for delivery I still found myself fantasising about ways to enjoy and maximise the remote function of this vibe.
Once it arrived I was blown away by just how kinky it looks in its retail packaging, but would its performance match its kinky looks? Read on to find out.
Review Of The New Zumio S Clitoral Vibrator
I put this clitoral vibe to the test to compare it to its predecessor
I have been fortunate enough to have been sent a Zumio S to review, this is a smaller version of the original Zumio which is now called the Zumio X.
I have been dying to see how the new Zumio S performs as I have already reviewed the Zumio X.
"In use, it is very quiet making it a very discreet vibe ideal for use in busy households. It is small enough to be easily used when making love it you need some extra stimulation."
Joanne
Already having the original Zumio has meant that I could compare them both side by side to see the differences in performance that the slight changes to the design have resulted in.
So, is the Zumio S a leap forward for this unique clitoral vibrator or is it more of a flop? Read on to find out.
Rocks Off Ruby Glow Sit On Vibrator
Get yourself into the saddle for some grinding fun
I am delighted to have finally reviewed the Rocks Off Ruby Glow, a sex toy that I have had my eye on since I visited the Rocks Off stand at the 2016 Erotic Trade Only exhibition.
While visiting I met some of the fantastic Rocks Off staff, and they suggested that the Ruby Glow may be right up my street. As a new blogger at the time I never followed up by getting in touch with them after the trade show, and I missed my chance to review one.
"I can orgasm using it but prefer to use it to keep me simmering, just under the boiling point before I use my fingers or a strong clitoral vibe to bring myself off."
Joanne
Since then I have always wanted to review one, and after reviewing lots of other Rocks Off sex toys, I thought that the time was right to buy one and see why it just keeps getting glowing reviews.
I was keen to see how a vibrator that you literally sit on would perform, so let me tell you what I think of it after two years of lusting after one.
A power house to satisfy even the likes of Jeremy Clarkson
I can be a bit of a geek sometimes, and I love it when a sex toy name makes me giggle and smile. You can bet your sweet ass that I was laughing when Patrick from Latex, Leather & Lace asked me to review the Nu Sensuelle Bentlii for him.
My first thoughts were of the luxury car brand Bently, and I hoped that the Bentlii lived up to its namesakes thoroughbred status and power.
"Definitely, the best thing about the Bentlii is the two powerful motors inside it. They deliver sports car like power and after switching it on mine made it all the way across the bed under its own steam."
Joanne
I needn't have worried though as the first time I switched this bad boy on I knew I was in for a lot of fun.
The Bentlii is one of the new range of Nu Sensualle vibrators that I just can't get enough off, they rock in a big way. So let me tell you why the Bentlii is a prestige vibe.
Moregasm+ Remote Control Panty Vibe From Ann Summers
Turn your panties into an orgasmic pleasure playground
It isn't often that I get approached by a major UK retailer asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of their newest products in secret in time for their product launch.
Ann Summers have just released their Moregasm+ range of ten sex toys, and I have been lucky to have been supplied with one of them to review in time for the product launch.
"It is comfortable to wear inside your panties and provides excellent stimulation to not just your clitoris but deep inside you to stimulate lots of nerve endings."
Joanne
I had all ten to choose from, but I opted for a remote control panty vibe as they can be just so much fun especially when a partner is involved.
This stunning vibrator arrived in time for me to give it a thorough testing so that I could let you know my thoughts on it and so here we go.
Blush Novelties Fruity Grape Bullet Vibe Review
This tiny little bullet vibe is surprisingly powerful
I love small and powerful bullet vibes and have so much use for them while masturbating or playing with others. I honestly believe that everyone should have some bullets in their toy bags as they are so much fun.
I was delighted when AdultShopIt sent me a Blush Novelties Fruity Vibe - Grape to review and I looked forward to putting it to the test.
"I was surprised at just how powerful the motor is on the Fruit Vibe Grape when you switch it on it starts on its lowest power setting, and I love this one. Circling my clitoris with it feels fantastic, and I love teasing my urethra with it too."
Joanne
This bullet vibe is tiny, and I knew that while it would probably be a lot of fun its small size would have some drawbacks and I will cover those later in the review.
So is the Grape Fruity Vibe from Blush Novelties something to be savoured or is it a grape that is only worth crushing? Read on to find out.
This is not just another rabbit vibe, it's a revelation
I am sat here, actually a little breathless and with the glowing feeling of an orgasm slowly fading inside me as I type this. I just had to get straight on with recording my thoughts on a new take on the classic Rabbit Vibe that I have been using for a couple of weeks now.
Patrick from Latex, Leather & Lace (one of my all-time favourite sex toy shops) sent me the Nu Sensuelle Giselle Rabbit Vibe free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review after he had received lots of samples of new products from Nu Sensuelle.
"The rabbit ears flap around as though they are on speed and the feeling of them caresses my clit is amazing."
Joanne
I am delighted to say that I have a small hillock of other Nu Sensuelle sex toys to work through but the Giselle immediately caught my eye, and I had to see if this take on the familiar rabbit style of vibrator would feel as good as it looks.
This little stunner looks fantastic, but often performance doesn't match looks where sex toys are concerned but read on to find out why I needn't have worried.
Satisfyer Pro Traveler Clitoral Stimulator Review
A gem of a sex toy ideal for combating the dreaded holiday horn
I am so lucky to be a part of a very positive and supporting reviewer community, and I was delighted when the lovely Jessica from jessicasrabbit.com got in touch after reading a Twitter post made by me saying I would love to review the Satisfyer Pro Traveler.
Jessica had a spare one, and she sent it to me which is so sweet of her. She wouldn't even let me pay for the postage, she is so lovely so please check out her site and show her some love.
"The sensations that this type of sex toy makes is toe-curlingly mind-blowing. I can only describe it as breathtaking, imagine having the best oral sex you have ever had and then multiply the sensation by 100 and you will be close to how this style of toy feels."
Joanne
I could hardly contain my excitement as I waited for it to arrive as I am a bit of a Satisfyer groupie, I love their take on clitoral suction stimulators, and I was looking forward to seeing how the Traveler would perform.
I am off on holiday soon and can't bear to be without some sex toys, so I hoped that this little sex toy could be the answer to my dreams. To find out if it will be coming on holiday with me for some clitoral pleasure read on.
Sola Egg Massager Passion Set Review
I love my little Magic Love Mushroom
It isn't often that a new product comes along that grabs my imagination as well as my attention. This cute little toy is very surprising, I certainly didn't expect the power that came with its funny looks.
I was asked if I wanted to review it by one of my all-time favourite UK retailers, the fantastic Latex, Leather & Lace in Barwell, Leicestershire.
"It does sound a bit cheesy but this is also an excellent deep tissue massager, and I like using on my things and shoulders when they are sore for a deep rumbly massage."
Joanne
Of course, I wasn't going to turn down an offer to review a sex toy that came with such a good recommendation that's also unlike anything I have tried before.
I love to be surprised, and my foof loves new and unusual sex toys, so I really looked forward to getting my hands on the Sola Egg Massager.
Remote Controlled Egg Vibrator From MEO
Sitting on an egg has never been so much fun
As anyone who reads my blog and reviews knows I like it a little kinky. So when Wolf at Meo asked if I would be interested in reviewing their remote control bullet, my kinky mind went into overdrive with all the possibilities.
I jumped at the chance as remote controlled sex toys are so much fun to use, they are ideal for Dom/sub scenarios but also for solo use as well.
"One of the great features of this vibrating egg is just how quiet it is in use. When buried deep inside you it is all but silent, on its highest setting you can just make out the vibrations in a quiet room."
Joanne
Vibrating eggs are so very naughty, you can insert one, and no one around you will have any idea that you are secretly getting off on the sensations.
So read on to find out my thoughts on this very lovely looking remote controlled egg vibrator.
Bathmate Rechargeable Bullet Vibe Review
Bath time has never been so much fun
I enjoyed reviewing the Bathmate Hydromax X30 Wideboy with the help of my Stunt Cock, and he is still using it every day. I am of course enjoying the fruits of his efforts in terms of girth and length.
I was therefore delighted when Bathmate got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing their latest new product. They are now venturing into the vibrator marketplace, and I was curious to see what their efforts would produce.
"The fourth and tenth pattern were my favourites. There is something about those particular vibration patterns that really agrees with my clitoris."
Joanne
It is hard to get a vibrator just right concerning power and performance, and it takes a lot of background work to produce something that isn't just a generic gimmick. I had high hopes that Bathmate would pull it off after seeing how effective their penis developers are.
I was sent this USB rechargeable bullet vibe for free in exchange for an honest and frank review, that said here are my thoughts on this little bullet vibe.
Lots of fun on your own but even better with someone else at the controls
What is better than a little bit of vibrator play? Well, vibrator play that you can use clandestinely while out and about that's what. I was delighted when Patrick from Latex, Leather and Lace asked if I would be interested in reviewing a black Nu-Sensuelle remote control wireless bullet vibe for him.
Of course, I didn't say no, in fact, if I was stood next to him, I may have snatched his hand off. Who wouldn't want to try a vibe that you can use out and about, or that could be controlled by someone else?
"It was when Stunt Cock got hold of it that things took a turn for the kinkier as I was made to go shopping with him to Asda with him while I had it buried deep inside my pussy."
Joanne
Stunt Cock loves teasing me with remote control sex toys so the Nu-Senuelle remote bullet vibe would be right up his street. You know that by that I mean it would be right up my 'you know what' and he would be grinning like a Cheshire cat with the controls.
I was right with my initial assumption that Stunt Cock would get as much enjoyment out of this sex toy as I did when he found out about it. So without too much waffling, here are my thoughts on the Nu-Sensuelle Wireless Bullet Vibrator.
Zumio An Amazing Clitoral Vibrator
The Zumio, the little sex toy that blew my socks off
It's here.......... finally I have managed to get my hands on a Zumio so that my clitoris could act as judge jury and possible even executioner for this controversial little clitoral vibrator.
The controversy about this little sex toy came about with its release and the marketing blurb surrounding it. Phrases such as "Guaranteed Orgasm" and "cum in under 60 seconds" soon had lots of reviewers and bloggers up in arms about this style of advertising. You see, the problem is that if you don't cum in less than sixty seconds or heaven forbid not at all you risk wallowing in self-pity wondering if there is something wrong with you and that is not the case.
For me, orgasms with the Zumio always leaves me smiling and breathless while looking at the ceiling and chastising myself inwardly along the lines of "Damn girl, you have no staying power at all".
Joanne
We all masturbate and orgasm differently, sometimes I can't achieve orgasm at all when I do due to pain or my meds, that doesn't mean I am broken sexually. Now I too hated the gimmicky advertising but I have heard good things about the toy itself, and so I had to satisfy my curiosity about it by getting one for a review.
Being a tight arse though I bought a second hand one from another blogger - the fantastic Little Switch Bitch (waves and sends a wink her way). Before you start making a face and thinking "Ewwwww - a second-hand sex toy" read on.
Fifty Shades Of Grey Charlie Tango Vibrator Review
There is nothing grey about the performance of this little vibe
I was delighted when the lovely people over at Pleasure Attic got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing the Fifty Shades Of Grey Charlie Tango Vibrator for them.
Now, this is the first sex toy from the Fifty Shades franchise that I have reviewed, and I was curious if it would live up to its hype.
"It has a grey matte finish which looks really, really nice. I love the dark look, and the matte finish makes it easy to hold."
Joanne
Having read the books I was interested to see if this vibrator would live up to its description or if it would be just a terrible offering to E.L.James and the publisher gods.
As you can tell I jumped at the chance of putting it through its paces to see if it would bring me to my knees or if it would leave me frustrated and in a grey mood.
Hot Octopuss Atom Plus Vibrating Cock Ring Review
This is not just your usual run of the mill cock ring, this is a super hero of a cock ring
I love it when I receive a couples sex toy to review. I was therefore delighted when Hot Octopuss got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of their latest creations. I didn't have to think long before answering, after all, who wouldn't want to try the latest product from this fantastic company.
Hot Octopuss are the creators of the fantastic Pulse III Duo that we had so much fun reviewing as well as the Queen Bee and Pocket Pulse. They make amazing sex toys and are one of my favourite UK brands.
"I came quickly, and I came hard, this set him off and while we didn't experience a simultaneous orgasm the first time, both of us were left breathless and blown away by the experience."
Joanne
They sent me one of their new Atom Plus Vibrating Cock Rings to review free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review.
So, let me tell you why I think the Atom Plus is the mother of all vibrating cock rings.
The chisel shaped clitoral pleaser
One of my all-time favourite vibe manufacturers is Rocks Off. They are a UK based manufacturer of very reasonably priced vibrators and sex toys. Don't let the fact that they are cheap put you off though. I have the utmost respect for the genius in their orgasm engineering department. He or she designs first-class vibrators.
I was delighted when they asked if I would review their Bamboo Fire Vibrator for them. This is a design that they have had on the books for a while. I have had my eye on it, and so I jumped at the chance to treat my clit to some Rocks Off loving again.
I like Rock-Off vibes; I find that they work well with my masturbation style. I always have no problems getting off with them. This one didn't disappoint.
Joanne
The Bamboo Fire was sent to me for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. That has not affected the outcome of this review in any way.
I didn't have to wait long for it to arrive and I must say it looks fantastic. I guess that you are more interested in how it performs though and so on with the review.
The Doxy Die Cast really gave my nether regions a full workout
It's a funny old world. You know the saying "it's like waiting for a bus to come along"? Well, I have wanted to review a Doxy wand vibrator for years now, ever since they first appeared.
I have seen a myriad of reviews written on how explosively good they are, but I was sat on the sidelines waiting. Then, all of a sudden two of them come along. I recently reviewed the Doxy Number 3 which is fantastic, but it's this bad boy, the Doxy Die Cast that I have been lusting over for such a long time.
"It's like the red apple in Snow White, it entices you to take a bite, or in this case take a journey on the Doxy bus, next stop orgasm land."
Joanne
I mean just look at it. The Doxy Die Cast exudes sexual confidence; it knows what it's doing, and it certainly looks the part.
So after taking some smelling salts to calm myself down from the shock of owning two Doxys, I got on with the reviewing process with great glee and gusto.
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