I am so excited to be revealing this review to the world. You see, I have never seen a gold plated vibrator before in my life, so I was blown away by this one.
So before I get all giddy, let me fill you in on the background to reviewing this sex toy. In ealry October, I sent my partner and our submissive to Erofame to represent me, and they dropped by the stand of one of my favourite companies Gvibe.
"The Gmini Gold is not only a fantastic looking vibrator, something that "Gold Member" from Austin Powers would no doubt love, it also performs very well, indeed."
Joanne
I have already reviewed a number of Gvibe products, and it was so nice that when Stunt Cock and sub'r' introduced themselves they knew who we were - woohoo!
Anyway to cut a long story short, sub'r' won a Gvibe T-shirt in a fun game involving some dildos and a Nerf gun - nice. She was also presented with a limited edition 24kt Gvibe MINI GOLD to review, and as you can imagine, she still can't wipe the smile off her face.
So read on to find out how sub'r' got on with the most expensive vibrator that either of us has ever seen or used. Would it be a golden opportunity for some incredible orgasms, or would it turn out to be fools-gold? Read on to find out.
I am such a lucky reviewer. Ann Summers sent me two of their latest vibrators to review, and this is the second one. I also had a lot of fun reviewing their Whisper Bullet Vibrator, which has just been released as well.
Like its cousin, this one comes in a delightful storage bag that I adore.
"For a rabbit that is compact as this one, it is surprisingly powerful. I love the way that you can set different power levels in each motor, and these can combine to deliver some serious pleasure."
Joanne
Now, everyone likes some rabbit time, and I really enjoy rabbit vibes, so I was excited to get to grips with this one.
It is nice and compact, not at all like some of the larger rabbits that can often be offputting to anyone new to sex toys. So, let me tell you all about the Whisper Rabbit Petite Vibe.
I was delighted when Ann Summers sent me one of their newest vibrators to review before its launch. It is so lovely to be one of the first people to try out a new toy.
They sent me two vibrators to review, this one, the Whisper Vibrator and also the Whisper Rabbit Vibrator.
"I really like pressing the tip on my clitoris and relishing the deep vibrations, circling it also feel great too. I also tend to "dip" when using bullet vibes. As the clitoral stimulation becomes almost too much, I push the vibe into my vagina to enjoy some deeper vibrations."
Joanne
I decided to review the bullet vibe myself and have let my sexy submissive review the rabbit vibe as she adores rabbits.
So after a couple of weeks playing with this one, I'm ready to tell you how I got on with it. So, sit back and let me tell you all about the Ann Summers Whisper Vibrator.
Now it is no secret that I am addicted to sex machines. I love them for their sheer power, stamina and ability to deliver incredibly hard orgasms time and time again.
I have reviewed the Sybian, Motorbunny and Tremor but so far the Cowgirl had eluded me. That is until I got a very kind offer from Nat who used to blog over on coolerthanaglassdildo.com. She has now retired from reviewing and was moving house.
"I had to be helped off it as my legs were like jelly and the sight of the Cowgirl covered in squirt and pussy juice was something else."
Joanne
Downsizing is always a hard thing to do. She had no space for her Cowgirl so she asked me if I wanted it and I was blown away by her generous offer - Thank you, Nat.
So with the fourth and last piece to the ride-on sex machine puzzle in my hands, it was time to get to know it and see how it performed. So read on to see what I think of it.
I am delighted to be able to tell you all about the latest creation from Hot Octopuss, the DiGiT. I love their advertising slogan "Show bad sex the finger!"
I could hardly contain myself when Hot Octopuss got in touch, asking if I would be interested in reviewing their latest creation. I certainly didn't have to think long and hard about my reply, it was a YES PLEASE!
"When I do allow myself to cum this way it is earthmoving, and I love long slow sessions with the DiGiT for this very reason. Throw in a dildo or a butt plug, and you have the makings of a trip to orgasmville on the clitoral express train."
Joanne
The DiGiT is a bullet vibe with a difference, this is one that secures to your finger, allowing for effortless play possibilities.
I really enjoyed getting to know the DiGiT so let me show you why fingers are not just for dipping and rubbing.
To say I was delighted when the doorbell rang and my rather tired-looking postman handed me yet another package was an understatement. I was waiting for the Svakom Siren Silicone Vibrator, and so I knew what was in the box.
Giving the postman a cheeky smile, I closed the door and opened up the packaging. I hastily cut the tape on the box to get a glimpse at what was inside. I love testing vibrators, and Svakom had sent me their Siren, a two tongued vibe to put through its paces.
"Placing the tongues over my clitoral hood and sliding it up and down feels incredible. The vibrating tongues are complimented with the inner texture to really have me gripping the sheets. I can easily orgasm using the Siren in this way."
Joanne
Svakom produces some fantastic sex toys, including the oh so kinky Siime Eye Camera Vibe and the delightfull Keri.
I quickly did the product photos (I always do them before getting a toy coated in vag-goo). Then I slipped out of my panties for some "me time" with the Siren.
So, let me tell you how I got on and what I think of this rather lovely looking silicone vibrator.
I am delighted to be able to bring you another great review by Harley Fire of the Satisfyer Vibes Master. A vibrator that is both girthy and rumbly.
As Satisfyer seem to be throwing virbators at reviewers these days I ended up with more than one of these vibes and so I asked Harley if she wanted to review one. I am delighted that she has done so as she has real talent for reviewing sex toys. Harley Fire is a queer amateur porn creator and lifestyle findomme from the UK.
"The Master felt very nice on my clitoris, both with vibrations and without, and once inside it was clear to see why they named it as they did. The girth alone is enough for a great feeling of fullness, and its length allows for a versatility in hitting whatever spot you want."
Harley Fire
Her take on the Master is almost identical to mine, it's a fantastic vibrator that both fills and delights in equal proportions.
So without further ado, here are Harley's thoughts on this amazing vibrator from Satisfyer.
Now for something completely different and rather cute, in my opinion. Let me introduce you to the I Rub My Duckie range.
When visiting the Erotic Trade Only show this year in the UK, I came across a stand with these cute little vibrating creations on it, and I instantly had to try one.
"I almost felt sorry for the Duckie when I pushed his head into my vagina, and I nearly wet myself with laughter as I imagined hearing a "Nom, Nom, Nom" sound from him."
Joanne
They were kind enough to give me two, one for my own use and one for sub'r' who was also fawning over them.
They look fantastic, and when I looked into the range (which is huge by the way), I found myself loving the fun nature of these vibrators. So let me tell you all about them.
It isn't often that I am fortunate enough to review a unisex toy, so I was delighted when Nexus approached me asking if I would be interested in reviewing their Nexus Max 20.
Now, this is a plug with a removable remote control bullet vibe that has been designed to stimulate the prostate or g-spot.
"I really enjoyed using it sitting up, simply insert it, then replace your clothing, with tight panties keeping it in place. It was great fun to sit on a padded chair and to then move my hips around to get the most out of the clit stimulation offered."
Joanne
That means I get to enjoy it as does my Stunt Cock who will be dragged into the reviewing process, bent over and plugged with it. All in the interest of science of course.
So let me tell you a bit about Nexus and their creations before telling you all about the Nexus Max 20.
Stunt Cock here again with another review of a penis orientated sex toy for the lovely Joanne.
Recently Satisfyer seems to be throwing sex toys at reviewers, and I was delighted when two penis toys arrived in the post.
"I tried stroking with it but that felt a bit cumbersome, I found the way that works best for me it just to insert myself into it and to find the sweet spot where the powerful vibrations on my frenulum felt best."
Stunt Cock
After blowing a raspberry at Joanne as these were for me and not her, I got down to the task of getting to know them - intimately. This sleek black masturbator with looks that remind me of the form of an F1 racing car was fun to use, and I enjoyed getting acquainted with it.
So, let me tell you all about it and what I thought of it when using on my happy chap.
I am delighted to be able to bring you this great review by Harley Fire of the Satisfyer Vibes Power Flower. A vibrator with a tip that is unlike anything else I have tried.
As Satisfyer seem to be throwing virbators at reviewers these days I ended up with more than one of these vibes and so I asked Harley if she wanted to review one. I am delighted that she has done so as she has real talent. Harley Fire is a queer amateur porn creator and lifestyle findomme from the UK.
"I’ve had a couple of pleasantly surprising heightened orgasms thanks to the Power Flower, but that’s not due to the petal design. In fact, both times I creamed quite a lot, but it was the vibration strength and the girth doing the job."
Harley Fire
Her take on the Power Flower is very similar to mine, it's a nice virbator and it will no doubt be great for anyone who enjoys unpredicatable stimulation over a wide area. However it does have its drawbacks.
So without further ado, here are Harley's thoughts on this striking vibrator from Satisfyer.
Gvibe is a UK based company who produce some fantastic vibrators and butt plugs. I have always had a great time reviewing their products and can highly recommend their Gplug Twist and Gbulb that I recently reviewed.
So, when the Grabbit arrived in the post, you can understand that I was quite excited about the prospect of putting this toy to the test.
"The two clitoral stimulators are soft and bendy, so they are easy to position either side of your clitoris in use. The whole look and feel of this toy is beautiful."
Joanne
This was a sex toy that I couldn't wait to try out as I love rabbit vibes and I know that the silicone blend that Gvibe use is fantastic.
So I didn't waste any time and that evening saw me savouring its performance for the first time. Since then, it has been used dozens of times all with orgasmic results. So, let me tell you all about this fantastic little rabbit vibe.
Once again, I find myself smiling from ear to ear as I type up another review of a Rocks Off product. This time I have had the pleasure (in the biblical sense) of getting to know their Everygirl Rabbit Vibrator.
Now I don't know about you, but I love rabbit vibes, and this is one sex toy that I have really enjoyed reviewing.
"I can enjoy long slow masturbation sessions with the EveryGirl or I can crank it up and give myself a toe-curling quickie, and that makes it a very flexible sex toy."
Joanne
Rocks Off just seem to be going from strength to strength, the Zeppelina vibrator that I have recently reviewed was terrific.
I love it when I try a new vibrator and I find it really flicks my switch, and the EveryGirl vibe did just that. So, let me tell you why the Everygirl Vibe is indeed a rabbit vibe for every girl.
Once again I find myself smiling as I write up another review of a Rocks Off vibrator. This time it is the Zeppelina from their Dr Rocco's Pleasure Emporium range of sex toys.
This range looks fantastic with its Steampunk styling. As I love all things Steampunk I had big expectations for the Zeppelina. I have enjoyed all of the previous vibes I have reviewed for Rocks Off, and it is nice to be reviewing another one.
"The girth of the Zeppelina feels great, and I love feeling it open me up before I swallow it inside my vagina. Thrusting with it is lots of fun and orgasming with it deep inside me feels fantastic as my kegel muscles clamp down on it mid-orgasm."
Joanne
This review will give you my thoughts on the Zeppelina but also those of sub'r' who now has it in her bedside drawer. She has literally hammered it for the last couple of weeks relishing in the sensations that it can deliver.
So, let's get on with it, let me tell you all about the Zeppelina from Rocks Off.
It's no secret that I love my Satisfyer sex toys. Some of my all-time favourite toys are made by Satisfyer, such as the Penguin and the Pro 2.
I was therefore excited, to say the least when Satisfyer got in touch asking me if I could review two new vibrators for them.
"While the motors in the legs are not for me, they are quite powerful and will be ideal for anyone who likes buzzier style stimulations."
Joanne
Fast forward a week and a package arrived in the post, and I was delighted to find two new sex toys inside.
I was a little confused however as they looked pretty similar in both their features and settings. The only real differences at first glance were the colours, pink and blue. My heart sank as my first thoughts were "no, please don't say they are gendered male and female sex toys".
I do love a good g-spot vibrator, I mean who wouldn't want to enjoy some strong vibrations aimed directly at that pleasure zone?
When Ann Summers got in touch to ask if I would like to review the Flex Rechargeable G Spot Vibrator, I jumped at the chance.
"It has an insertable length of 6"/15.2cm and a diameter at its widest point of 1.3"/3.3cm. So it's an ideal vibrator for anyone who isn't into more girthier sex toys."
Joanne
Ann Summers run many physical high street shops where anyone can go and get advice or buy anything from lube to sexy clothing and even sex toys.
I have recently reviewed the Moregasm+ Remote Control Panty Vibe which I really enjoyed so I was hoping that I would enjoy this one too. Read on to find out what I really think of it.
I was so excited when So Divine got in touch again asking me if I would be interested in reviewing their Addicted Love Egg.
Well, you already know what my answer was, I mean who would turn down the chance to play with a remote control love egg?
"I was confident in the noise levels to enjoy it while out and about, and I relished being teased with it inside me while out doing the weekly shop. A love egg buzzing away deep inside you makes this chore suddenly so much more enjoyable."
Joanne
This is an internal vibrator (or is it) that can be used with or without the included remote control and it allows for all sorts of kinky fun and games.
So let me tell you what sub'r' and I thought of this one after spending lots of time teasing each other with it.
Can you believe that I have never reviewed a product from Womanizer before? Three years of reviewing sex toys, 278 reviews so far but none of them of Womanizer products. Well, that has now changed as I have just finished reviewing the Womanizer Liberty.
Womanizer was the first to create air pulse clitoral sex toys, and other companies soon jumped on the bandwagon with their own take on what has become a classic sex toy design.
"I can cum hard in under 30 seconds from cold with this type of sex toy, and it is refreshing to be able to give myself quickies whenever I want to."
Joanne
This is the first actual Womanizer sex toy that I have, but I have reviewed lots of other sex toys using the same style of air pulse tech, so I think I am qualified to give it a good run for its money.
Now, never let it be said that I have turned down the excuse for a little bum fun. So I was, of course, delighted when Gvibe got in touch after I had reviewed their GBulb Vibrator asking if I would be interested in reviewing the Gplug Twist Butt Plug for them.
Of course, I said yes and had already decided that I was going to let sub'r' be the first to try it out after some light bondage play of course.
"I had no problem enjoying some amazing orgasms while wearing the Gplug Twist. The vibrations that it delivers feel delightful."
Joanne
The Gplug Twist just looks so delicious, and its twisting tapered head makes insertion an absolute delight.
I didn't have to wait long for it to arrive and then it was time to get kinky with sub'r'. So read on to find out what we thought of this unique looking butt plug.
I was delighted when Lovely got in touch with me before Erofame asking if I would review their new toy the Lovely2.0 for them.
Always up for a challenge and an insight into a new sex toy, I agreed of course, and they told me one would be dispatched when they were finally ready.
"The lovely 2.0 has a really nice shape, and I love the textured ridges on the front of it. These provide some excellent clitoral stimulation when thrusting and they line up perfectly with me. The ridges feel lovely gliding over my clitoris."
Joanne
Fast forward a month and my Stunt Cock and sub'r' visited their stand at Erofame in Germany and came back with some nice thoughts and comments about this new product.
I was therefore absolutely thrilled when one arrived in the post, and I got to see what all the fuss was about. I don't usually get on with app based vibrators, I mean why mess your phones screen up with lube and vagoo? However, the Lovely 2.0 has made me seriously re-evaluate those thoughts, have I finally found a great app based sex toy? Read on to find out.