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The Uberrime Xenuphora Tentacle Dildo was sent to us by PeepShowToys in the US, and all of us here were blown away by its bright, vibrant colours and its shape. It is stunning in every way.
"The Xenuphora is a dildo designed for intense stimulation as you thrust and the shape and textures ensure that its performance is top notch."
Joanne
After spending some time getting to know it, I can say that it feels as good as it looks.
But, it doesn't have some drawbacks so read on to find out how sub'r' and I got on with this beautiful fantasy dildo.
I love glass sex toys and I also have a thing for fantasy or unusual dildos. So after reviewing the Icicles No 24 Tentacle Dildo I was delighted when I had the opportunity to review a handmade glass dildo from Simply Elegant Glass an etsy retailer who produce some incredible creations. They are real artisans and their creations are works of art.
I really can't describe adequately the feeling of those suckers when they are drawn over my clit, it has my toes curling and me gasping for breath very quickly and it has delivered some cracking orgasms.
Joanne
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As soon as I laid my eyes on this dildo I thought to myself that I have to have it, so I treated myself and it was a great choice. It is simply stunning and a real work of art, it was a shame to slide it into my pussy (who am I kidding). I found it to be a great glass dildo. If you have never used a glass dildo before then read on by the end of this review I hope to have convinced you to give one a go.
I bought my Icicles Rose Tentacle Glass Dildo No 24 (that's a bit of a mouthful so I will just call it the tentacle dildo from hereon in) from SexShop365.co.uk and at the time of writing this review it is on special offer for £54.63
SexShop365.co.uk is a well established UK sex toy retailer that has a great range of adult products and good customer service coupled with discrete delivery.
The size and shape of the toy isn’t too large as to make it feel like it was stretching me open, which is a positive as it makes it easy and very enjoyable to not only thrust it in and out, but to twist it around as well.