Hismith has been rocking the boat in the world of fucking machines. They have come up with some very lovely designs with great features and fantastic performance.
So, in December, when I received a package from them containing not just a fucking machine but also two attachment kits, you can understand my excitement.
"This is another fantastic attachment set, a lot of thought has gone into the selection of the adaptors. With it, you can pretty much mount anything to your machine."Joanne
So, let me tell you what you get with this expansion set and why it is good value for money.
In December I was sent a HiSmith Pro Traveler KlicLok Sex Machine to review and along with it I received two adaptor sets (this one and the Lovers kit).
This is a review of the Expansion Set For Women.
"This is a great little attachment set that has had a lot of thought put into it. Each of the five attachments is useful, it isn't a case of a couple and others thrown in to bulk the set out."Joanne
It is an expansion kit that contains lots of extra attachments so that you can mount some of your favourite sex toys on the business end of your fucking machine.
So let me tell you all about what you get in this expansion kit and what it will allow you to do.
When I was approached by Dreamlove to review a new clitoral stimulator before it has even been released in the UK, I was thrilled. So, of course, I jumped at the chance.
What is it? Well, it is a very nicely proportioned clitoral suction vibrator. It is new onto the market, and I couldn't wait to get my hands (and other bits) on it.
"I enjoyed playing with the vibrations to start with, then would switch to the suction for a while, before switching again. I found by changing back and forth I could fully enjoy the Shushu and prolong the fun I was experiencing."Joanne
It arrived quickly and safely packed securely in a plain box. As it has not been released yet, it came wrapped in paper and decorated with a bow, placed in a sealed gift bag. Having no product packaging, I not able to comment on the retail packaging in this review but I have obtained a picture of it for you all.
No doubt you are all more interested in how it performs though rather than what it arrives in. So here are my thoughts on the Ritual Shushu toy itself, please read on...
I was delighted when Blush asked me to review their Temptasia Clitoris and Nipple Enhancement System for them. Now before you ask, what the heck is one of those, in layman's terms its a nipple and clitoral suction set.
I love suction play, and in the past, I enjoyed reviewing the Size Matters Max Twist Nipple Suckers for Uberkinky. They were so much fun to use that they left me wanting to try more suction toys.
"I was amazed at just how sensitive my bits became once swollen from a good vacuum session. I really want to try a pussy pump next so that I can experience having my clitoris and labia all swollen and hypersensitive."Joanne
Queue Blush and their offer of this fantastic set and I knew that this set would take suction play to a new level of enjoyments with its three different sized suction cups.
So, let me tell you why everyone should try some suction toys at some point in their life as they are so much fun.
Let me tell you about Christmas morning in the life of this little reviewer. I woke up to a cold Christmas morning expecting not too many presents but boy was I wrong.
With much excitement, I started opening presents. Perfume, my favourite type, nice. New sexy underwear, nicer and then a Blush Novelties D3 Silicone Dildo in stunning colours, OMG it was the best Christmas ever!
Unbeknown to me Patrick from Latex, Leather & Lace had sent me a couple of surprise presents through my partner, and he had kept the secret very well indeed so I had no idea I was in for some kinky Xmas fun. Thank you, Patrick, for putting a massive smile on my face. It really did make my day.
"The Avant D3 is a has the perfect level of 'squish' when squeezed. It feels nice and soft, but it is still rigid enough so that it doesn't droop much when held by the suction cup."Joanne
I have reviewed three other Blush Novelties creations, and they were fantastic. I just love their colours and designs as well of their performance of course. I have to admit to having had my eye on a D3 for a while now, so I was delighted to be in a position to review one.
You will do doubt not be surprised to know that I did use it on Christmas day. No doubt Santa was shaking his head while mumbling something along the lines of "That didn't take her very long" as he added my name to this years 'Naughty List'.
Can you believe that I have never reviewed a product from Womanizer before? Three years of reviewing sex toys, 278 reviews so far but none of them of Womanizer products. Well, that has now changed as I have just finished reviewing the Womanizer Liberty.
Womanizer was the first to create air pulse clitoral sex toys, and other companies soon jumped on the bandwagon with their own take on what has become a classic sex toy design.
"I can cum hard in under 30 seconds from cold with this type of sex toy, and it is refreshing to be able to give myself quickies whenever I want to."Joanne
This is the first actual Womanizer sex toy that I have, but I have reviewed lots of other sex toys using the same style of air pulse tech, so I think I am qualified to give it a good run for its money.
I love it when a dildo really flicks my switch and becomes my new bestie. The Blush Novelties Real Nude Sumo is one such dildo, it can do really nice things to me in a very naughty way.
This colourful dildo was sent to me by the lovely folks over at latex, leather & Lace. If you get the chance to drop by their walk-in store you should do so as they are so nice.
"I love using this dildo by hand but strapping it to one of my fucking machines brings it to life. The high speeds coupled with the hands-free nature of fucking machine fun has me clawing the sheets in no time at all"Joanne
This review has been a delightful one to 'research' and write. The Sumo has really opened my eyes to the range available from Blush Novelties and stocked by Latex, Leather & Lace.
So, read on to find out why I highly rate this dildo and why it works so well for my anatomy.
Anyone familiar with my blog will know that I am a gal who loves her Quimsticking fun and games and dildos are one of my favourite style of sex toys. I love the fact that a dildo is a gender-neutral sex toy as we all have holes that can be pleasured with one.
You can imagine how excited I was when Wolf from Meo.de asked if I wanted to review the Taylor Silicone Dildo for him for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. I jumped at the chance, who would turn down such an offer?
"The upwards curving shaft concentrates all of the delicious sensations generated by the well-formed glans onto my g-spot and thrusting it back and forth over this area has me very wet and has made me squirt."Joanne
I bided my time waiting for it to arrive and familiarised myself with the product page on meo.de and I loved the fact that it has a suction cup base. To me, that means one thing - fucking machine fun.
So, how did I get on with the Taylor Dildo, is it one for my bedside drawer or one for the dildo suitcase (yes I have too many dildos)?
I love my dildos, but I have a soft spot (no pun intended) for brightly coloured or unusual designs, and I was blown away when I saw the Pride Edition Silicone Rainbow Dildo on the Bondara website, and I had to buy myself one.
As it's also Pride Month timing was great, and I eagerly awaited my opportunity to review this stunning-looking dildo.
"I had a fantastic time with this dildo, and I love the fact that it doesn't have a straight flat shaft. The fact that it is wider near the glans end of the dildo means that when thrusting with it, your vagina or anus is continuously being stretched and then relaxed again and this feels incredible."Joanne
I have had a great time reviewing this bright and colourful dildo so let me tell you in detail why I have enjoyed it so much.
A dildo is one of those sex toys that is ideal for all genders and they are so much fun. I have a huge collection of them now but I am always interested in reviewing new ones and I have a couple in the queue.
This one was supplied by Bondara in exchange for a fair and honest review for them, and I, of course, jumped at the chance of enjoying another silicone dildo.
"The base of this dildo features a fantastic suction cup with a recess above it suitable for strap-on 'o'rings, so this dildo is also ideal for pegging or strap-on fun and games."Joanne
This one features a suction cup base and some subtle textures, and I couldn't wait to give it some 'me time' to see how it performs.
So read on to see what I thought of this one, and it has also had the sub'r' treatment too as silicone can, of course, be easily sterilised. So, is this dildo a toe curler or is it fit for sticking to the toilet wall to act as a toilet roll holder?
I can still remember the feeling of shock when I first tried a Satisfyer sex toy for the first time (Satisfyer Pro), and it made me cum in under thirty seconds from cold. Something like that stays with you, and ever since then, I have been enjoying the Satisfyer range of sex toys.
Their air wave technology feels like your clitoris is being gently sucked and it feels incredible. When I learned that they had brought out a new take on this method of masturbation my curiosity was piqued.
I like the quick orgasms that this type of sex toy delivers as they just seem to spring up from nowhere and bash you over the head in a surprise attack. I also find that the orgasms tend to roll on and on even after switching the unit off.Joanne
Their latest model combines the delightful clitoris sucking tech with good old-fashioned vibrations, and that was something I had to experience. Satisfyer were delightful, and they sent me a Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration for free to review in exchange for an honest evaluation of it.
I deliberately didn't read any reviews on this sex toy as I wanted to be as unbiased as I possibly could before trying it out for myself and I could hardly contain my excitement when it arrived. I hoped the orgasms from it would be as memorable as my first ones with Satisfyers products - talk about high expectations.
I have had some amazing orgasms with Satisfyer products in the past, and I was delighted when they got in touch asking me if I could review three new sex toys for them.
Never one to step away from an orgasmic challenge and as I have enjoyed their products in the past I jumped at the chance. I was sent the Satisfyer Pro G-spot Rabbit Vibrator for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.
This may not be a toy that you get the most out of straight out of the box but do stick with it.Joanne
I could hardly contain my excitement then the new products arrived, and this was the first one that caught my attention.
I love rabbit vibes but for me, they can be a bit hit and miss due to my body shape, and I hoped that this one would be a hit for me. So read on to find out if the combination of g-spot stimulation and having my clit stimulated with their air pulse technology worked for me or not.
I was delighted when Satisyer got in touch once again to ask if I would be interested in reviewing the new version of this little cutie and of course I jumped at the chance to be able to compare it to the old one (it was still in my bedside cabinet so that shows you that I did like it as I still use it).
It really is a very lazy way of masturbating and one that I enjoy. I had the old Penguin in my bedside drawer for those times when "I just need an orgasm and I need it now". This new model has now replace it.Joanne
So have the highlighted deficiencies in the design of the original Penguin been rectified and what do I think of this new model? Read on to find out.
The market place is now pretty swamped with suction based clitoral stimulators and one of the first brands to produce them is Satisfyer and I've reviewed a number of their clitoral stimulators on my site.
Out of all of them I liked the cheapest one the Satisfyer 2 the most and that surprised me. My second favourite was definitely the original Satisfyer Pro 2 and whilst it out performed the cheaper one it lacked the controls that I wanted to effectively edge myself and it was a bit of a let down in that regard.
Fast forward to now and Satisfyer appear to have listened to the criticism aimed and the Satisfyer Pro 2 and they have brought out an updated version - the Gen 2. I was delighted when they sent me one to review as it meant that I could do a direct comparison between the two models. Alas though that was not to be, as my Satusfyer Pro 2 gave up the ghost just before its replacement arrived. Whilst it meant I could still enjoy the new model it also meant that direct performance comparisons wouldn't be possible unfortunately.
The nozzle is larger than on the original and this for me makes it an even better fit for my bits and it will mean that it's now more suited to a wider audience (no pun intended)Joanne
So it means that I have to review the Gen 2 model on its own but I can point out some improvements over the previous model and compare them physically to each other, so on with the review.
I have been very lucky to review three of the clitoral stimulators from the Satisfyer range of products and this is my final review. You can read my Satisfyer 2 review HERE and my Satisfyer Penguin review HERE. I found that whilst all three got me off quickly and in some style I hasten to add, each is different in sometimes subtle and sometimes obvious feature differences. So what did I think of this particular clitoral stimulator?
I enjoyed the Satisfyer Pro 2 for its ability to literally rip orgasms out of me in well under 30 seconds on its highest settings and it is a great sextoy for a quickie when you just have to get yourself off.Joanne
You will have to read on to find out and why I love this little clitoral stimulator. Whilst I can't directly compare them to the Womanizer range of stimulators as I have not yet had the pleasure of trying one I can tell you that it is so much cheaper than a Womanizer. The Satisfyer Pro 2 is very, very effective and I shall endeavour to describe to you why I rate it highly in terms of its performance. It isn't perfect but it's still one hell of a good sex toy and one that is definitely worth adding to your toy collection.
I am extremely lucky to have been able to review three of the clitoral vibrators from the Satisfyer range and you can read my review of the Satisfyer 2 Here. These vibrators are very effective and unlike anything that I have tried in the past and each has its own pros and cons. One thing that they all have in common though is the ability to rip an orgasm out of me in under a minute if I want a quickie which is no mean feat I think you will agree.
This toy is designed to simply hold in one position, the pressure waves mean you don’t need to rub your clit to enjoy this toy. It gives a very pleasant Lightwave and sucking sensation, gentle stimulation on the first setting with each setting increases the power very slightly.Joanne
The Satisfyer Penguin is an amazing sex toy and I love the sensations that it produces and its great performance, but it has a couple of niggly points which I will cover later in the review. So if you want to hear how a relatively inexpensive vibrator can get me off in under a minute read on to find out why and how it can achieve this feat.
I love clitoral vibes and often enjoy using them, I just love the direct stimulation that they can create and how I can easily edge myself with a good clit vibe for a long time. Now this is a vibe with a very interesting trick up its sleeve and it blew me away the first time that I tried it. I actually came from cold in under 20 seconds, yes you heard that right it pretty much left me gasping for air and wondering what the heck had just happened.
I had no idea how good the Satisfyer 2 was going to be when I was sent it along with the Penguin and Satisfyer Pro 2 by the nice people over at satisfyer.com and the other two sextoys are just as good but each is slightly different in terms of its features and performance.
This toy quite literally opened my eyes as to just how good this new range of sucking vibrators are. I usually like to edge myself but when I first tried the Satisfyer 2 it was just like I was on a run away roller coaster and I came in under 20 secondsJoanne
All three vibrators arrived discreetly packaged and they were well packed in their delivery box. Now let me take you on a short journey of discovery as I explain to you why the Satisfyer 2 is no ordinary clit vibe and why it can get me off in lightening quick time.
You would be forgiven for thinking that this blog post is about really, really bad sex toys but it isn't. You see a sex toy can suck and that can be a very good thing when I am talking about the range of products from Satisfyer.
I have been sent three new vibrators to review and all of them suck, in a good way I hasten to add. What I mean is that as well as vibrating they actually suck gently or vigorously on your clitoris and ladies having experienced it myself I was left wondering why it has taken so long to develop this amazing style of vibrator. The suction adds and incredible new twist to these vibrators and they are actually better in the bath than out of it as the feelings are more intense when they are used underwater.
I have had some amazing orgasms with these toys and have actually enjoyed an orgasm in under 20 seconds which even for me is a new record. My reviews will be going up very soon but as I say a sex toy can suck and still be an amazing toy.
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