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E-StimRead moreJohn Thomas Toys (JTT for short) asked if I would like to review their latest designs. JTT manufacture some fantastic designs. Their products are good quality and even have a lifetime guarantee.
With a wide variety of designs available, there is something for everyone. They also offer a great range of sizes and colours.
"With some additional pressure and wriggling, I finally managed to slip the thumb past my entrance. The extra stretch this provided felt amazing. I enjoyed the feel of the stretch, and the thumb joint and fingers created some amazing sensations as I moved them within my pussy."
Joanne
Reviewing products is not all fun. There is a fair amount of work involved. Having said that, there is still some fun involved. Stunt Cock, myself and sub 'r' all enjoy reviewing items.
When JTT asked if we would like to review their latest designs, we all said, "Yes, please". This is the review for Graveyard Ghoul.
John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) asked if they could send me their latest designs. After agreeing, I knew I would not have long to wait for their arrival.
I enjoy reviewing items, and dildos from JTT are no exception. JTT have some amazing designs and a vast variety of items on offer. I always wonder what the next item they send will be.
"I thoroughly enjoyed the feel of being stretched and so wholly filled. I was able to move it in and out of my pussy slowly. I soon had a toe-curling orgasm."
Joanne
JTT produce great quality silicone dildos, stretchers and depth play toys. They are so confident of the quality that they offer a free replacement lifetime warranty.
This review is for the Chunksta stretcher dildo. I will say that the name is very apt for this chunky dildo.
I really do love reviewing quality items. With this in mind, I can never say no when John Thomas Toys ask if they can send me more review items.
John Thomas Toys (JTT) has a wide variety of high-quality products. Their range of silicone products are well made, and the sheer variety of designs makes me excited every time they want to send me something new.
"The smooth silicone glides easily against my wet walls. The deeper it goes, the more I stretch as the shaft enlarges, the further down you go."
Joanne
Not knowing what they will send, just that they are brand new designs, I get all excited. It is like extra Xmas' throughout the year. sub 'r' loves opening the boxes to see what is inside just as much as I do.
If you have not heard of JTT, they sell some fantastic sizes of dildos, stretchers, anal plugs and depth play items. This is the review for the Boss anal stretcher.
So, here we go with another new release from John Thomas Toys. This time, my pussy was put to the test by El Presidente with its rather unusual base shape.
I had no idea what the dildo would look when I agreed to review it until after it arrived, as it wasn't even listed on the JTT website at the time. This meant it was a little like opening boxes of presents without the pretty wrapping or bows.
"Although shorter than most of my other dildos, he makes up for it in his girth. To say he is a stretch is an understatement, but that is what makes it so special; he will give your holes a real workout."
Joanne
As six designs arrived simultaneously, I was spoilt for choice, so I decided to play a kind of lucky dip, so the first box opened was the first to be played with. As the boxes are very discreet, I had no idea what was inside until I opened each one.
So without further ado, let me tell you about my experience with El Presidente.
I love being sent items to review. Yes, that is a lot of fun (I have the best job in the world), but work is involved too.
While I await some other items to review, John Thomas Toys has sent me a few more of their newest creations to play with.
"Once fully inserted, the base stops it from going in too far. It also provides a good handhold for moving the Bum Pleaser. The full stretch feels genuinely incredible, although I would not be able to take the larger sizes. That is what is excellent with JTT as they offer four sizes, so those who want the larger size can find one."
sub'r'
This one is the Bum Pleaser. So if you are interested in a stretcher or plug (on the larger size), please keep reading, and I will let you know my thoughts on it.
JTT will satisfy you with their larger than life options, although some may cringe a little at the extra large size (I know I do).
John Thomas contacted me again to see if I would like to review their latest silicone dildo/stretcher. I cannot say no when they ask.
They usually send fun or incredible designs made with great-quality silicone that I definitely enjoy playing with, and this one was to be no exception.
"Even though I chose the small one, it did not feel very small when I reached the thumb joint. The increased width gave me more of a challenge. With plenty of lube and gentle but constant pressure, I slowly pushed past the wider section, and all I can say is WOW!"
Joanne
Plus, I get sent all four sizes to play with. I get to choose the best one for me, and sub 'r' can play with another size too. I love to see all four sizes lined up side by side to see the difference.
A funny fact is that no matter the size, both sub 'r' and I always think the smallest looks cute lol.
When John Thomas Toys ask me if I would be happy to review some of their latest designs, I can never say no. This time was no exception, I was told the name of this newest challenge but didn't know what it would look like.
With a name like POD, I couldn't even guess what it would look like. So I just had to patiently wait for POD to arrive. Lucky for me, I never have long to wait for my deliveries from JTT.
"I love fantasy dildos. There is something kinky about laying back and letting your imagination run wild as you use one on yourself. POD feels fantastic and gives a lovely stretch."
Joanne
I knew that I would be satisfied with the quality of POD. JTT prides themselves on their products' quality and even offers a lifetime warranty. This shows me that they really believe in their products and customer service.
When the delivery person rang my doorbell with a large box in their arms, it was game on.
JTT contacted me to ask if I would like to play with one of their latest designs. How could I refuse? I just love their creations and braced myself for another challenge.
I was told the name but still needed to learn what it would look like at the time. In most shops, the name gives you a very good idea, but it can be challenging with JTT.
"I really enjoy having the dildo fill me and bending it so that the ring rests on top of my clit. Thrusting with it in this position or rotating it feels sublime as the added textures do their magic."
Joanne
I was told the name but still needed to learn what it would look like at the time. In most shops, the name gives you a very good idea, but it can be challenging with JTT.
This time the name does describe this stretcher. I was very interested to see what Tom Thumb would look like.
Thank goodness I did not need to wait long for them to arrive.
Being asked by John Thomas Toys if I would like to review one of their products is always exciting. I only know what to expect once I open the box.
With so many designs, I am likely satisfied with whatever they send. So I am happy to review whatever they decide to send me.
"The tip makes insertion very easy, and I could feel every ridge as I inserted more and more of Horny. I loved the stretch as I moved down the dildo. Horny is the perfect name for this toy, though, as that is precisely its effect on me, LOL."
Joanne
I might not have chosen these items myself, but that does not mean I cannot enjoy trying something new. These latest creations are fantastic and have become my fast favourites.
I know that whatever they send me will be made of medical-grade silicone. The design will not only be unique but well thought out too. So I was looking forward to seeing what the Horny stretcher is all about.
John Thomas Toys asked if I would like to review their latest products. I was surprised, however, when I was told it would be four dildos this time (lucky me).
With that in mind, I ensured I had plenty of lube ready and waiting. I also let sub 'r' know she would be trying out some of the new designs. After all, I do like to share the fun ;-)
"The tip inserts easily, but I needed much more lube to accept the next couple of steps. The flat top gave me a challenge to push in. But with some wriggling, pressure and lots of lube, I managed. It delivers a really lovely sensation as you open to accept it."
Joanne
As usual, I didn't have long to wait before the dildos arrived on my doorstep.
I greeted the postie with a big grin as soon as I saw the large boxes. I only knew what it contained due to their size.
I received a message from John Thomas Toys to ask if I would like to review their latest silicone stretcher.
As I can never say no to JTT, of course, I said yes. Although I did have second thoughts after I was told the name. I do not like creepy crawlies, so you may understand why I did hesitate when I found out its name - Spidey's Web.
"These bumps feel fantastic and can also be used to measure how far you manage to take the length of Spidey's Web. As I moved the stretcher around, the feel of them had me squirming and curling my toes quickly."
Joanne
Luckily I was assured no spiders were included, which put my mind at ease.
With that reassurance, I was happy for them to send the silicone stretcher set to me to review, and I just needed to wait for them to arrive.
John Thomas Toys approached me to ask if I would like to review their latest silicone stretcher. How could I possibly say no, I do love a challenge after all?
I will admit that when they told me the name was Rodney's Plonker, I did laugh. But then I had to wonder what it would look like as they weren't even listed in their store at the time.
"It was easy to slide the head inside but more of a challenge to take the entire width of the widening shaft. As I move further down the shaft, the width stretches me nicely."
Joanne
I was excited to see what they looked like and to get my hands (and other body parts) on them. John Thomas Toys have such a wide variety of designs I could not even guess what they would look like. As with all John Thomas Toys creations I knew one thign for sure - it was probably going to be larger than life.
So, with plenty of water-based lube ready on hand, I just needed to sit back and wait for Rodney's Plonker to arrive.
It's been a while since John Thomas Toys last contacted me about sending me anything to review. So I was excited when they asked if they could send me a new design they have come up with.
All I was told in advance was that the name was Kraken's Tentacle. The title gave me a rough idea of what it may look like, though, but it was still a surprise when I took them out of the box. Stunt Cock laughed when I told him its name, he said I have a lot in common with the Kraken. When I asked him what he meant, he just laughed and said we have both swallowed a lot of "seamen". He got a good jab to his ribs for that one.
"By angling the tentacle just right, I could enjoy the feel of running the suckers over my clit on every movement of the tentacle. By adding a slight twist, I found it gave some fantastic sensations."
Joanne
The box when it arrived was hefty, and upon opening it, I could see why. John Thomas Toys always send me all four sizes to review; this time was no different.
A Kraken is a giant octopus type creature and the size of its tentacles needed to match its legendary reputation. These tentacles definitely do not disappoint in that regards.
I'm sure that the delivery person gets their daily workout when they deliver my latest batch of silicone cock from John Thomas Toys.
This one box of Edgware Trainers holds approximately 9.95kg of silicone securely inside.
"The slight squish makes a more comfortable ride for me. I enjoy the feel of my muscles clamping down on the dildo, especially during an orgasm where I love clamping down on whatever is inside my pussy."
Joanne
I don't always know what will be arriving, so sometimes it's a pleasant surprise to see the contents. I will admit that occasionally I will open the box for a sneaky peek before doing the unboxing video.
No one is good enough to memorise all the different dildos and stretchers that John Thomas Toys offer. They have a massive range of huge hole stretchers and pleasers that well worth checking out.
John Thomas Toys emailed me to check if I was happy to receive some more items to review. After I said yes, I took another look in my toy box and realised I would have to put more into temporary storage at the office/workshop.
I enjoy their products so much that I just can't say no. But hey, we are already thinking of moving somewhere larger next year so we can make room for more :-p
"Okay, so The Ripper is a somewhat intimidating stretcher. After some discussion with sub 'r', we decided that it would be used vaginally and not anally. Plus, neither of us wanted to use anything larger than the small; yes, call us both chickens if you wish."
Joanne
If you are the lucky owner of any of their products, I think that you would probably realise my predicament. Would you say no to more of their fantastic silicone products?
Okay, so after the current selection had been re-jiggled, I was ready for some new additions. Plus that meant a little less room at my office/workshop, oops :-)
John Thomas Toys were worried that I might be getting bored throughout England's third lockdown, so they let sent me a couple of toys to keep myself "busy".
I was surprised when three heavy boxes arrived. As they were a new design, I was told the names but had no idea what they would look like.
"The whole dildo is stimulation heaven, it rubs my walls wonderfully as it goes in and out. Give it a little twist and my toes were curling."
Joanne
I had to really restrain myself not to open the boxes at home before filming the unboxing video for you to watch. I must say it was not an easy feat, and so Stuntcock just locked them away :-)
While John Thomas Toys were kind enough to package the dildo's into separate boxes, I still felt sorry for the postie. Each box weighs a lot, just imagine four hefty silicone dildos in each box.
When John Thomas Toys asked if I would like some new toys to review while in yet another lockdown, of course, I said yes.
With so many weeks in lockdown, it is the perfect distraction for me. I was thrilled when I received three boxes of dildos.
"The Challenge shape is easy to start with, but as you can guess from the name, once you reach the first ring, the width expands dramatically, and the challenge begins."
Joanne
This review is for The Challenge. I am reviewing the dildos individually as I feel it would be too long to read a combined review.
Please get comfortable and get ready to hear what I thought of John Thomas Toys The Challenge dildo.