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On seeing the contents of this Rope Hogtie Set, I knew I would have some fun trying it out with my cute little BDSM assistant, the lovely sub 'r'. It gave us the perfect opportunity to enjoy some more BDSM play.
"The rope may look silky smooth but does provide an excellent roughness when dragged over the skin without making the skin feel raw on removal."
Joanne
After taking our time to really get to know it and relishing the play possibilities of using a hogtie set we are ready to give our opinion on it. So, keep reading to see what we both thought about it.
Spoiler alert, we had an amazing time reviewing this one.
As anyone who reads my blog will know, I have a keen interest in anything BDSM related. I suppose that is obvious as I even have my own submissive, the lovely sub'r' who is a delight to Dominate and play with.
I'm always keen to try out new BDSM products. I was delighted when Passion Craft Store (PCS) over in Ukraine got in touch with me to ask if I fancied reviewing any of their hand made creations.
"I found that sub'r' got incredibly aroused during our rope play sessions; she adored the added friction and the sensory nature of the rope against her skin."
Joanne
Obviously, I jumped at the chance, and with my delightful submissive at my side, we had a look through the PCS website to see what was on offer.
Settling on three items, PCS agreed to send them to us to review. This review is of their Jute BDSM Shibari Bondage Rope. So let me tell you all about it and PCS.
Rope play is often a common form of BDSM play and rope is excellent for restraining a submissive or for some tie tease fun in the bedroom.
I have seen these Japanese Silk Love Rope Wrist Cuffs online and was curious about how they would feel and perform in use, and so I was delighted when AdultshopIt.co.uk got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing a set for them.
"I am impressed by these cuffs and love their simplicity. They make an ideal supplementary set of restraints or a first time set for anyone starting their journey into basic BDSM play."
Joanne
Well, obviously I had to say yes as it would satisfy my curiosity and it would be an excellent excuse to be tied up again. Adultshopit.co.uk sent me this purple set for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.
So, how did we get on with this rope set? I roped in my Stunt Cock (see what I did there) for some light bondage play. Read on to find out how we got on.
Forbidden Pleasures is a company that I have had my eye on for a while now, and they carry some very nice products.
They caught my eye on Twitter when they announced a Sunday Market style of event where you could try to barter the price of any sex toys that you were interested in.
"From a submissives perspective actually fitting this harness and doing the ropework is probably one of the sexiest things that I have experienced."
Joanne
Always up for a laugh, I had a look through their BDSM section, and my eyes nearly fell out of my head when I saw the House Of Eros Leather And Rope Breast Binder. I had to have one for sub'r' to wear on play sessions.
So I entered into a bartering session in my bestest cockney 'Dell Boy' accent on Twitter and managed to get myself a nice discount. It was a done deal, and I sat back waiting for it to arrive so that I could give it the Joanne's Reviews treatment.
I was so excited when I received this bondage rope from the lovely Cara Sutra as part of her Pleasure Panel. It's come from Bondara.co.uk and this isn't the first item that I have reviewed from their BDSM range
I have a nice little collection of ropes in my BDSM Kit Bag but none of them are as textured as this one. The colour of this rope catches the eye and as soon as I saw it I yearned to see how it felt in use.
The tassels give an almost burlesque look to this rope and that is a look that I like a lot. I found myself compelled to hold the tassels over my nipples and to make them twirl - yes, I know I can be a big kid at time
Joanne
So my Stunt Cock got a nice surprise when he came home from work to find me on my knees holding this rope out for him. That was the first time I tried it out and it wasn't to be the last so read on to find out what I think of it.
I love a little bit of BDSM fun in the bedroom, or any other room for that matter and so when AdultShopIt.co.uk sent me the Fetish Fantasy Mini Silk Rope I was delighted as it meant I had the perfect excuse for some more tie tease fun.
This rope is nice and soft and it has a good texture that leaves delicious marks on your skin once removed after a period of binding.
Joanne
This handy little length of rope is really quite useful, it isn't your usual 10m long length so let me show you why it's still something to defintiely consider adding to your kit bag.