A Review Three Months & Countless Orgasms In The Making

I have been enjoying e-stim for about two years now, and I really enjoy passing on my thoughts and views in my reviews of the e-stim products that I have experienced. I tend only to review quality items and shy away from the cheap and dangerous things you find on e-bay and Amazon. So far I have just reviewed products for two UK based companies, and this control unit comes from one of them, E-Stim Systems. I own three other control units from these guys, and they are all fantastic and ever since I started my journey of discovery into the kinky world of electrosex, I have set my sights on reviewing the 2B as I had heard so many great things about it.

I have finally managed to get one in to review, and it's taken me three months to get into the position where I could publish this review. That's because every time I sit down to write this review, I decided to give it one more try - just for research purposes. That's my excuse, and I am sticking to it. There is just so much to talk about with this incredible electrosex control unit, and I will attempt to lay out my thoughts on it in a logical manner in this review.

I enjoy using an insertable bipolar electrode either vaginally or anally together with adhesive pads on either side of my vulva about inline with my clitoris (I am sure you can form a picture in your head without me needing to draw one). This combination of internal and external stimulation feels incredible for me and being able to set different output settings for each channel is fantastic. I have lost count of the number of hours that have flown by while I have been masturbating, I mean doing my research for this review.

Joanne

Please bear with me though as this review might get a bit long and also techy in places but I don't apologise for that at all. If you're thinking about spending some serious money on a new control box, you need to know the ins and outs of your potential new purchase before parting with your hard-earned cash. So with the benefit of countless orgasms at the hands of this incredible control unit lets get on with my review of the 2B E-Stim Control Box.

Hands Free Fun With This Strapless Strapon

I was delighted when Vikki from Uberkinky got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing a strapless strapon for her. Now I do enjoy a good bit of strapon fuckery but the thought of doing it without the need to wear a harness and to have it give me pleasure as I was dolling it out really piqued my interest. I immediately replied letting her know that I would love to review the Fun Factory Share XL Double Dildo.

A strapless double dildo is one with a sharp kink in it and a bulb at one end that is inserted into your vagina and held their by your kegel muscles. It means that you are hands free and don't need to wear a harness. The biggest benefit though is that movement and sensations are transferred from it to your clitoris and into your vaginal walls which feels amazing.

I had my hands free to hold my partners hips whilst I thrusted away like a she-devil.

Joanne

My Stunt Cocks eyes were like saucers when he saw the size of it and it was obvious that I wouldn't be using it for pegging so I called up my bisexual friend to see if she would like to assist in this review. It was as good an excuse as any to hook up with her again I guess, so read on to find out how we got on with it.

I Just Know Guys Are Cringing Reading This

This ladies and gentlemen is a great way to put your man back into line. Just threatening to use this on him will have him cowering in submission - until he has tried it that is. I have no doubt that you have already worked out where this goes and it is an electorsex or e-stim electrode. That means that as well as the pleasant feelings of having your pipes plugged you can also use it with an e-stim control box to experience some pretty mind blowing sensations.

I bought the PenisPlug™ from e-stim.co.uk and planned to use it on my 'StuntCock' during one of our BDSM sessions as a surprise and you can guess just how surprised he was once I had tied him up and I showed it to him.

I told him to stop being a baby and to hold still. I then slowly slid it in and it is quite a sight as it disappeared where no sextoy has ever been before on him. He loved it and I enjoyed having him describe how it felt to him.

Joanne

So the question is, did he eventually buckle and use his safe word or did he man up in the name of sextoy reviewing science and for the benefit of all of my readers? Read on to find out what he thought about it.

Another Great Clitoral Stimulator From Satisfyer

I have been very lucky to review three of the clitoral stimulators from the Satisfyer range of products and this is my final review. You can read my Satisfyer 2 review HERE and my Satisfyer Penguin review HERE. I found that whilst all three got me off quickly and in some style I hasten to add, each is different in sometimes subtle and sometimes obvious feature differences. So what did I think of this particular clitoral stimulator?

I enjoyed the Satisfyer Pro 2 for its ability to literally rip orgasms out of me in well under 30 seconds on its highest settings and it is a great sextoy for a quickie when you just have to get yourself off.

Joanne

You will have to read on to find out and why I love this little clitoral stimulator. Whilst I can't directly compare them to the Womanizer range of stimulators as I have not yet had the pleasure of trying one I can tell you that it is so much cheaper than a Womanizer. The Satisfyer Pro 2 is very, very effective and I shall endeavour to describe to you why I rate it highly in terms of its performance. It isn't perfect but it's still one hell of a good sex toy and one that is definitely worth adding to your toy collection.

Very Hot Stuff From Hot Octopuss, A Guybrator With A Twist

I have been following the Pulse masturbator from Hot Octopuss in London for ages and have really enjoyed reading the thoughts and opinions of some of my favourite reviewers on the subject. I have also watched as Hot Octopuss have hoisted on board all negative feedback to continually improve their products. As its name suggests the Pulse III Duo is the third generation of this well appointed male masturbator or guybrator.

Two great reviews that I enjoyed were the ones written by Dr. Emmeline Peaches and also by The Big Gay Review. Both of these reviews sum this toy up succinctly and I was determined to get one in to review as well as it had really piqued my interest. It would be nice to be able to review another male masturbator and as this is a couples toy I could get in the action with my 'Stunt Cock' to really get to know it to see if it worked for both of us.

Hot Octopuss were absolute darlings and agreed to send me one to review and I couldn't wait to see if it lived up to all of the hype. Would it work for both of us, for one or neither? We were very keen to find out.

I really like the way that this sextoy can be used with your partner and its adds a whole new dimension to foreplay before the main event.

Joanne

So read on to see what we thought about this ingenious little guybrator.

A Delightfully Discreet Silicone Coated Vibe

I have been lucky enough to have been able to review four sex toys so far from So Divine, as well as this one I have reviewed the 'Need You Tonight' vibrating bullet as well as the amazing 'Sweetest Taboo' wand style vibrator and the 'Sweet Sensation' Booty Plug. This is my review of another battery operated silicone coated vibrator from So Divine and it features some nice texture on it that feels very nice when it is being used - I do like my textures. I was sent this sex toy in exchange for an honest and fair review.

There is something intensely enjoyable about this vibe that had me wanting to use it again and again. It just feels so comfortable in use and the ridges almost massage your clitoris as you use it.

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Having spent a lot of time (coughs) researching this sex toy I am happy to be able to tell you all about it. Is it one for the bedside cabinet or is it destined for the bottom of my toy bag? Read on to find out.

I Am One Lucky Reviewer (who could hardly walk after a week with a Sybian)

I was happilly tweeting away one day when Karen sent me a message asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of their latest creations - the silicone G-Egg? I replied that I would love to but I don't own a Sybian (unfortunately) as I got hold of one through @FuckMachineIan's rental service. To my delight Karen got in touch with Ian and they both worked some magic. Two weeks later a Sybian arrived with not just one new silicone attachment to review but three. I couldn't believe my luck and actually considered going out and buying a National Lottery ticket as my luck was running high. I was spoilt for choice with a G-Egg, an Orb and a Triple Delight attachment all in a stunning shade of purple (my favourite colour).

Now, for those of you that don't know the Sybian is a legendary sex toy and a star of TV and radio shows alike, it has the ability to literally rip orgasms from you again and again and can be an instrument of sweet bliss or absolute torture depending on whose hands the controls are in. I really enjoyed previously reviewing one and you can read that review HERE.

It was like an epiphany when I found the sweet spot and I just kept orgasming over and over again with it and for those of you curious, yes it made me squirt.

Joanne

I had been given a Sybian for a week so that I could get to know all three attachments intimately and can honestly say it was one hell of a week but I don't think the neighbours like me anymore LOL. So, what's the fuss all about with the new range of Silicone Sybian Attachments? Well read on to find out just how good they are and why if you own a Sybian you should consider getting some of them in to enjoy.

A Cute Little Clitoral Vibrator From Satisfyer

I am extremely lucky to have been able to review three of the clitoral vibrators from the Satisfyer range and you can read my review of the Satisfyer 2 Here. These vibrators are very effective and unlike anything that I have tried in the past and each has its own pros and cons. One thing that they all have in common though is the ability to rip an orgasm out of me in under a minute if I want a quickie which is no mean feat I think you will agree.

This toy is designed to simply hold in one position, the pressure waves mean you don’t need to rub your clit to enjoy this toy. It gives a very pleasant Lightwave and sucking sensation, gentle stimulation on the first setting with each setting increases the power very slightly.

Joanne

The Satisfyer Penguin is an amazing sex toy and I love the sensations that it produces and its great performance, but it has a couple of niggly points which I will cover later in the review. So if you want to hear how a relatively inexpensive vibrator can get me off in under a minute read on to find out why and how it can achieve this feat.

Get Ready For A Party In Your Panties

I had to ask my friend 'Google' what the Vibease was when I was approached to see if I would be interested in reviewing one for the manufacturer and it seriously got me interested. It's a remote controlled vibrator that you slip down the front of your panties and it has so many features that I had to get one in to review. Now if you believe the hype this is one seriously clever sex toy but did it live up to my expectations when it arrived? Read on to find out.

If you are looking for a clit stim only toy which allows for hands-free use, is super quiet, powerful, with lots of vibration options that can be used outside the bedroom and your partner can even get involved even when they are away from you then this is the one to get.

Joanne

I was delighted when I got to unbox it as the no frills packaging looks amazing with its simple pink and turquoise colour scheme and as you never get a second chance at first impressions this review was off to a good start. The box sleeve is packed with information and it took me a while to get through it all. Then it was on with the unboxing and this is often one of my favourite parts of the reviewing process.

Aslan Leather Driver Strap On Harness from Uberkinky

I was delighted when Uberkinky asked me if I would be interested in reviewing a strap on harness for them and of courseI said that I would be delighted to. I mean, who would turn down the offer of a quality leather harness that would be a great excuse to have some more girly fun? I'm only human and so I jumped at the chance informing my Stunt Cock that he was off the hook as I know he was worried that I would be using it on him by pegging him instead of enjoying it with my friend.

I cannot describe just how much fun I had with my female friend whilst wearing this harness and also whilst being at her mercy with her wearing it as well.

Joanne

Uberkinky have an amazing range of Strap Ons and to this date I have only ever reviewed one strap on and that was for the lovely Cara Sutra as part of her Pleasure Panel so I was really looking forward to getting my hands (and hips) on the Aslan Leather Driver Strap On Harness.

Sweet Sensation Booty Plug Review - SoDivine

I am not normally a big fan of butt plugs but when I received the press release from So Divine about their new addition to their range of sex toy - the Sweet Sensation Booty Plug there was just something about it that caught my attention. It may have been the lovely colour (I love purple) but it was in fact its small size. This is a small butt plug and as I have struggled to find a plug that feels natural for me I had to ask if they would be willing to send me one to review in exchange for an honest appraisal of its {Cough!} performance.

If you have never had sex whilst wearing a butt plug where have you been? It is something that I can highly recommend as both you and your partner will love it.

Joanne

Needless to say I have spent quite a bit of time getting to know it. So the big question is, was my initial interest warranted or not. Is this a butt plug that I can recommend for your booty or is it just another generic sex toy?

Double Electro Pinwheel E-Stim Electrode From e-stim.co.uk

Well my cheeky nature has landed me in the hot seat this time. Whilst chatting with another sextoy reviewer (the delightful @brunettereviews on twitter) the conversation came round to pinwheels and our love of electrosex so I cheekily mentioned to Mick at E-Stim Systems that if he ever needed any reviewing we would be two willing volunteers. Mick to my delight took us up on the offer and in no time at all a Double Pinwheel arrived together with a tube of their great Electrogel (Read my review of it HERE). Oops, it looks like I landed both myself and Brunette Reviews with a torture device to review.

I will be brutally honest here, when I took it out of its case I was terrified by it. There is something medieval about it and the pins on the two rotating pinwheels are very, very sharp. I had serious reservations about using it on my skin even without connecting it to one of my E-stim control boxes but having done so I can just sum it up with OMG!

These rotating pinwheels are what this toy is all about and they strike fear into anyone who is about to have it used on them as they just look so incredibly dangerous and painful. However, whilst it looks painful and dangerous how it feels in use is not what you would expect.

Joanne

It's incredible on its own but attached to a control box the feelings are sublime. So read on to find out why you should definitely consider adding one of these electrodes to your e-stim electrode collection.

A Superb Clitoral Stimulator From Satisfyer.com

I love clitoral vibes and often enjoy using them, I just love the direct stimulation that they can create and how I can easily edge myself with a good clit vibe for a long time. Now this is a vibe with a very interesting trick up its sleeve and it blew me away the first time that I tried it. I actually came from cold in under 20 seconds, yes you heard that right it pretty much left me gasping for air and wondering what the heck had just happened.

I had no idea how good the Satisfyer 2 was going to be when I was sent it along with the Penguin and Satisfyer Pro 2 by the nice people over at satisfyer.com and the other two sextoys are just as good but each is slightly different in terms of its features and performance.

This toy quite literally opened my eyes as to just how good this new range of sucking vibrators are. I usually like to edge myself but when I first tried the Satisfyer 2 it was just like I was on a run away roller coaster and I came in under 20 seconds

Joanne

All three vibrators arrived discreetly packaged and they were well packed in their delivery box. Now let me take you on a short journey of discovery as I explain to you why the Satisfyer 2 is no ordinary clit vibe and why it can get me off in lightening quick time.

So Divine ‘Need You Tonight’ Vibrating Bullet

I am quite partial to a bit of bullet vibe action and often use them whilst playing with myself, especially if using one of my Fucking Machines as I find them just so easy to use and they provide pin point sensations. So you can understand my delight when So Divine sent me one together with two other vibrators to review.

I particularly enjoy using it when enjoying one of my fucking machines and it adds a huge kick to these sessions and I can quickly finish off this way.

Joanne

I usually have a bullet vibe floating around in my handbag just incase I "feel the urge" when out and about and have used one on numerous occasions for a quickie when the mood strikes. How does the 'Need You Tonight' bullet perform? Read on to find out what I think of it in terms of its performance and its value for money.

The ElectraStim EM60-E E-Stim Control Unit Review

I was recently sent two products to review by the nice people over at ElectraStim and these were a set of their Prestige ElectraLoops Adjustable Cock Rings) and their entry level e-stim control unit the EM60-E. Now I have quite a good collection of e-stim control boxes and I have quite a bit of experience reviewing electrosex equipment and so I was curious as to how the EM60-E would stand up to the boxes that I regularly use.

As the pads are monopole (you will need two to form a circuit) you can have fun together with your partner, try placing one pad on your vulva and the other beneath your partners balls to see what I mean.

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This review should give you a very good understanding of its operation and capabilities. So get yourself comfortable as this will be a bit of a biggy as there is so much to say about it. I will call the EM60-E Stimulator the 'Flick' during the review for reasons that will become clear later in the review (It also rolls of the tongue easier than EM60-E).

The Sweetest Taboo Magic Wand Is One For My Bedside Drawer

It isn't often that a company sends me three new sex toys to review and so I was delighted when So Divine sent me one of their Sweetest Taboo Magic Wands together with a silicone coated vibrator and a bullet vibe to review. Watch out for my reviews of the other two toys in the very near future as this review is focussed squarely on the amazing Sweetest Taboo Magic Wand.

I like to read up on new toys prior to their arrival and the dual motors in this wand really caught my attention. What a great idea! You will see why later in the review but needless to say I couldn't wait for it to arrive to get my hands (and other parts of my anatomy of course) on it.

By far its best feature is its ability to be two vibrators rolled into one. This is one sex toy that is staying in my bedside drawer and it will take for something pretty spectacular to come along to evict it from there.

I love magic wand style vibrators for their sheer power and usually have no trouble enjoying some very quick and powerful orgasms but how would this wand compare to my others and is it one to recommend? You can rest assured that I have put in a lot of time getting to know it (purely in the interest of science you know LOL) and feel very qualified to comment on both its performance and value, so without further ado lets get on with the review.

A Stunning Set Of Cock Loops

I was sent a pair of conductive rubber cock loops to review from ElectraStim and I was delighted to be able to review another piece of E-stim equipment, especially as it meant that I will get to tease my 'Stunt Cock' with it during the review process. Oh sweet fun.

This is not the first set of cock loops that I have reviewed and I was interested to see how these ones would perform, they are a new product line from ElectraStim and in conjunction with the ElectraLoops they also sent me their entry level control box the ElectraStim EM60-E which is a very tidy little unit (watch out for my separate review of it).

I was sent both the Prestige ElectroLoops and the EM60-E free of charge in exchange for a frank and honest review and this will in no way affect this review. So what did we think of them, read on to find out.

The Magnum Bipolar Electrode - Enjoying The Ballistic Curve

Now for those of you who follow my blog and my reviews it will be no secret that I really, really enjoy E-stim fun and games. I was delighted when the nice people over at E-stim Systems got in touch asking me if I would be interested in reviewing another electrode for them but this time with a completely new finish. Obviously I jumped at the chance, I mean what is a girl to do when presented with an offer like that.

I particularly like using it on the Milk setting on my ElectroPebble or ElectroHelix as I find this setting to be one that really teases me and gently brings me up to some earth shattering orgasms.

I opted for the bullet shaped Magnum™ as I had a suspicion that it would make anal Electrosex easier for me and I wasn't mistaken. More on its delightful curves in a moment but suffice to say this is the electrode if you are new to anal pleasures as it really is an amazing shape.

The ElectroHelix™ E-Stim Control Unit Review

You wouldn't believe my excitement when the postie delivered an ElectroHelix™ E-stim Control Unit to me from the lovely people down at e-stim.co.uk. This will be my third review of a Control Unit from this great company and after reviewing the ElectroPebble and Series 1 it has a lot to live up to. I was blown away by the features on the ElectroPebble and couldn't wait to see how the ElectroHelix™ would measure up when directly compared with its predecessor the Series 1.

My first control unit was the ever reliable Series 1 Control Box and I still enjoy using it for its amazing power and the ElectroHelix™ will be replacing the Series 1 as the entry Control Unit from e-stim.co.uk. That is a quite a daunting task as the Series 1 is simply brilliant but it's its simplicity that lets it down when compared to the amazing functionality and operating modes of the ElectroPebble, so the ElectroHelix™ is designed to bridge the gap between the two. Giving you the great power output of the Series 1 but with some of the cool programs found on the ElectroPebble.

My favourite modes are definitely pulse and milk but I also use all of the others as well, but when playing I tend to use those two more than the rest. I love my Series 1 box but this one simply blows it away in terms of its features and power and I can see it quickly becoming a best seller for E-stim systems.

Read on to find out just how it does compare with its predecessor. Oh and just like its name suggests the helix does have a few very interesting twists built in.

A Great Vibrator With A Twist - The Crescendo

For over a year I have been following the development of the Crescendo from Mysteryvibe.com. This amazing sex toy features six motors and the ability to be bent into unique shapes to enhance its ability to get to the right spots. The build up to its launch and the development were amazing to follow. The developers were completely open with the process and they engaged with bloggers at a very early stage to both inform and to raise awareness of their product. From concept to vibrator has taken them a long five years but the time taken in research and development has been worth it.

The vibrations are quite rumbly which is something that I like but others might not enjoy them as much. This toy is a dichotomy, it was designed by the nicest of people as a toy for everyone to enjoy and it feels like it is trying to be the jack of all trades rather than being the best in a particular area.

I have actually spent four weeks getting to know the Crescendo and to find out what I think about this revolutionary sextoy read on for a frank account of its performance and features.

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