Giving a whole new meaning to grabbing life by the balls

I was approached by John Thomas Toys (Who I will refer to as JTT from here on in). I was told they had several new designs in the pipeline, and they asked if I would be interested in reviewing them. Of course, I jumped at the chance.

I really like the quality and variety of silicone dildos that JTT produce, so I was looking forward to seeing what they would send me.

"I enjoyed the feel of the plates as they slid inside my wet pussy, rubbing pleasantly against my walls. The first finger was a little more of a challenge. I pushed a little harder whilst twisting the shaft and found I could get the first finger inside. The knuckles give some amazing sensations as they stretch my walls and rub against them devilishly."

Joanne

I usually like to know what a manufacturer wants me to review. Still, for those companies whom I have experience with, I am happy to receive what they want to send me. With JTT, I know whatever I receive will be of excellent quality.

So, with that in mind, I just needed to wait to see what they would send me. I was thrilled when I opened the box to find the Omen dildo.

Get ready for one hell of a ride

John Thomas Toys asked if I would like to review some more dildos for them. As I still have a little room in my new play box. I decided to add a few more items. So I told John Thomas Toys (I will refer to them as JTT from now on) that I would happily play with more of their silicone dildos.

JTT produce some awe-inspiring dildos, stretchers and butt plugs. Their designers have some amazing imaginations to create so many amazing designs.

"The flared tip provides a nice little challenge to insertion. I needed a bit of extra water-based lube to ensure I was nice and wet. Playing with myself first helped. I squeezed the tip inside and enjoyed the feel of the flared tip rubbing my vaginal walls; this had my toes curling."

Joanne

JTT provides a lifetime warranty with all their dildos. Showing how confident they are in their products. I, for one, do not believe this is misplaced trust.

I had no idea what JTT would send me, but I happily agreed.

Release your inner beast with Pony

John Thomas Toys seems to like our feedback and review style, as they have sent another batch of products for us to try.

This batch consisted of five silicone creations, and we were lucky enough to try them before they went live on their site.

"I love the feeling of pressure building up, and then as you dilate to take it, the sensation of the head popping in always makes me gasp. I feel it again as the knot goes in and the plug settles into place."

sub'r'

This review is of Pony, a butt plug with a difference. If you are into fantasy play or looking for a plug with a difference, it may interest you.

So let me tell you all about Pony.

Another fantastic collar from Liebe Seele

Liebe Seele is an amazing Japanese company that offers a great range of BDSM items. The quality of their leather collars, cuffs, etc., is a sight to behold.

Liebe Seele has been kind enough to send some items for me to review when they released four new collections. It is always a pleasure to review items from their various ranges.

"The chain is also perfect for slowly dragging over her nipples to tease her with the sensations they produce. After a few minutes of this, her nipples get so hard that I think I could hang my coat from them."

Joanne

The Demon's Kiss Curved Collar is a beautiful piece of leather. sub 'r' was looking forward to me strapping it around her neck.

We were really looking forward to being able to use this collar and leash set. Luckily, from previous experience, we knew we would not have to wait long for it to arrive.

Another superb set of cuffs from Liebe Seele

Liebe Seele is a Japanese company that produces fantastic BDSM items offering collars, restraints, ball gags, whips, and so much more.

I was thrilled when they asked if they could send me some items to review. As a proud owner of some of their items, I was happy to receive more.

"The cuffs fitted quickly around each wrist, and I found it very easy to secure them in place with the buckle. I, of course, needed to ensure she could not remove them. So once I assured myself they were not too tight, I padlocked them with the cute heart-shaped padlocks. That brought a huge grin from her."

Joanne

sub 'r' also loves their items, so we were both looking forward to receiving whatever they wanted to send.

Both sub 'r' and I were thrilled when we received the lovely Angel's Kiss Wrist Cuff set. The pink leather looked amazing strapped around her wrists. So grab a drink and let me tell you all about them.

Another fantastic product from Liebe Seele

Liebe Seele makes some fantastic BDSM items. They produce stunning leather collars, whips and other items of which I am more than happy to be the proud owner of several.

I was ecstatic when Liebe Seele asked if they could send me some items from their various ranges. sub 'r' was over the moon when I told her we would receive more of their items.

"The collar is a lovely wide design restricting sub'r's head movement, something she loves. Although the leather is soft enough to fit comfortably around her neck, it is stiff enough to reduce up and down movement, sub'r' really enjoys this restriction."

Joanne

I had a rough idea of what was coming, but waiting for new products to arrive is always fun. Knowing the quality of their products, we were okay with whatever they decided to send.

sub 'r' was positively jumping up and down with excitement and impatience, waiting for the box to arrive. sub 'r' actually squealed when the package arrived.

Ee ba gum, Yorkshire Lad Is Popular With The Girls & Boys

John Thomas Toys designers have some genuinely great imaginations. The vast range of designs they produce is impressive. They make excellent quality silicone dildos that I love playing with.

I have been the lucky recipient of some excellent silicone dildos, stretchers and depth play toys from John Thomas Toys in the past (I will refer to them as JTT from here on out).

"As expected, the prominent bulge was a little of a challenge. Once I managed to push it inside, the feeling was intoxicating. That challenging bump pressed deliciously against my pussy walls. As soon as I began moving it in and out of my pussy, the entire sensation bloomed into so much more."

Joanne

JTT asked if I would like to receive their very latest design. Without even knowing what it looked like, I agreed. I really love the variety of designs and sizes JTT produce. So, I was excited to see what this latest creation would be.

Luckily, I know I never have to wait long to find out what beauty they have sent me this time. So let me tell you all about Yorkshire Lad.

Taking the masturbator to new heights of techy-fun

It's not often that I get asked to review a product, and so I was delighted when Joanne told me that she needed the services of her "Stunt Cock".

Who was I to say no? I jumped at the chance, especially for a product I have had my eyes on for ages.

"Imagine having your partner thrust away with a toy. Now imagine the fun you can have when you feel the movements inside the Onyx+. It can spice up a long-distance relationship."

Stunt Cock

Kiiroo got in touch to see if we would be interested in reviewing the Onyx+ Interactive Male Masturbator as well as the Fuse Ohmibod Rabbit Vibe.

Joanne kept the rabbit for her reviewing purposes (science, I guess), and I couldn't wait to get my hands on the Onyx+.

Pink Dream is an excellent name for this collection of BDSM kit

It has been a long time since I was last lucky enough to have been able to review something from the fantastic range of BDSM products at Liebe Seele.

I say "lucky" as I do believe that they are one of the best manufacturers of BDSM kit on the market. They are a Japanese company renowned for their craftsmanship and attention to detail.

So I was delighted when they sent me four of their newest ranges of products to review. This review is of their collar and leash set from their new Pink Dream range.

"I love fitting a collar and leash to sub'r'. It instantly sets her into a very submissive mindset that I can use to heighten her enjoyment within a session with me."

Joanne

With sub'r' literally hopping from foot to foot with excitement, I slowly teased her while taking the pictures for this review before finally fitting it around her neck.

So without further ado, here are our thoughts on the Pink Dream Collar & Leash Set from Liebe Seele.

If you love a challenge then the Fist will put a smile on your face

I love it when John Thomas Toys (JTT) ask if they can send more of their stunning silicone products to review. I can never say no, even if I am rushed off my feet, as the chance to enjoy another of their great designs is always compelling.

Pulling up my 'big girl panties', I prepared for lots of hard (extremely pleasurable) work. I never have to wait long for the delivery as they are always prompt.

"The feeling of stretch and fullness is fantastic. Instead of moving the Fist in and out of my pussy I enjoy simply twisting it. The sensations of expanding, feeling stretched and full, and the feeling of the Fist turning inside feels terrific. Having it run over my sensitive walls at each spin gives me fantastic sensations."

Joanne

When they send their toys to me, I generally do not know what treat sits inside the box. So it's always a pleasant surprise when I open the box and get my first look at the contents.

This review is for their Fist butt plug.

Fancy a bit of double penetration?

When I was approached by John Thomas Toys (JTT) to review their latest three items, of course, I said, "Why not!"

Silly me, I forgot about the amount of time that would mean for me to be in front of the camera again Dohhh!!!!!

"I thoroughly enjoyed the feel of the glans stretching and rubbing against my walls as I moved it in and out inside me. The length enabled me to take as much as I wanted, enjoying the feel of it hitting my cervix each time."

Joanne

Even though I have no clue what type of dildos I would be sent, it's still exciting waiting for them to turn up. One thing I can be sure of, though, is that the quality will be excellent.

So, I just sit back and wait for Santa (aka post person) to deliver three boxes of goodies; I never have to wait long ;-)

This review is for Two's Company, another excellent silicone dildo from JTT.

Scally Wag is a cheeky chappy from North London with a penchant for tight ropework

It is always a pleasure when John Thomas Toys (JTT) ask if they can send me their new designs that were not even on their website.

Well, I'm hardly going to say no, am I? I am always excited to see what new treasures their designers have been able to come up with.

"The lovely and ever so kinky sub 'r' played with the medium size, informing me that she really enjoyed the feel of the rope. The knot felt terrific on her clit as she took the entire length. She also bounced on the balls as she sat on the dildo, which was quite a sight to behold."

Joanne

With three new designs being sent to me, I was excited to see what treats I would get to play with.

This review is for the JTT Scally Wag dildo. Hmm, what can I say other than Yummmm! This is one fantastic-looking piece of silicone cock.

An anal depth trainer that just keeps going and going

As always, a message from JTT always grabs my attention as it usually means just one thing. More toys will be on the way to keep me busy and the lube flowing.

I can never resist the opportunity to put myself and the team here to the test, so I always agree to review their newest designs.

"The beginning of Super Long Dong looks like a realistic cock dildo. The glans are nice and wide and provide a beautiful ridge. As I pushed more of this dong inside my pussy I enjoyed the feel of the veins."

Joanne

I am generally not told what they will send, so it is usually a surprise when I open the box during my unboxing video.

My experience tells me I never have to wait long for a delivery from John Thomas Toys. This one was no different.

This is my review for the Super Long Dong anal depth trainer.

A fun bum toy that looks like a popular emoji

John Thomas Toys told me they had some new designs being made and asked if I would like some to review (play with).

I had just finished my reviews for the last dildos they sent, so I was happy to accept some new ones. I didn't know what was arriving before they arrived as, at that time, these new designs weren't even on their website. McWhippy is selling fast, and I can see why. So, if you want one after you hear what I say about it, you'll need to be quick.

"The sensations are incredible when just moving straight in and out, but add a twist, and you are talking about the difference between a roller coaster and a rocket launcher."

Joanne

I always wonder what they will send me. I usually only find out when I open the box during my unboxing videos. This makes it more exciting, almost like when Xmas comes around.

While yes, it is exciting to receive new items to review. It does involve more work than just laying back and playing with myself, honest (but that is definitely the best part of the process though).

This is a nice girthy addition to the JTT range of hole pleasers

This is the last dildo out of a batch of five that John Thomas Toys sent me to review. It has been a lot of fun tackling five new toys at once is an understatement.

I didn't know what was arriving before they arrived as, at the time, these new designs weren't even on their website.

"I really enjoy the feel of the tip rubbing against my clit each time I entirely remove it before I push it back inside my wet pussy again. I never get tired of the feeling of my pussy stretching open to take a dildo like this inside."

Joanne

I received all five boxes simultaneously, so I knew I would be extra busy for a few weeks to ensure I took the time to review these items fully and fairly.

It was a pleasant surprise when I did the unboxing video, as it was the first time I knew what Humphrey's Manhood looked like. I love it, and that is why I have taken my time with this review (that is an excellent excuse to keep trying him out - for science, of course.

So let me tell you all about Humphreys Manhood and the delivery experience when you order from John Thomas Toys.

A dream come true to texture loving size queens

JTT asked if I would like to review six of their latest designs. I had no idea what they would be like, but I still jumped at the chance, of course.

Everything they have sent me previously has been of excellent quality with some great designs. With this in mind, I could not say no.

"As I push the shaft inside (with a bit of added water-based lube), I feel every bump and ridge stimulating my vaginal walls. The soft firmness rating gives just enough squish to make it more comfortable for me to use whilst maintaining the ridges enough so you can still feel them."

Joanne

With six designs, I knew I would have a lot of work to do on their arrival. I would also need lots of water-based lube, so I needed to top up my supply.

With a fresh lube supply, I only needed to wait for the toys to arrive. This review is for the Original Dragons Cock, and what a cock it is.

El Presidente, not known for his length but he's certainly filling

So, here we go with another new release from John Thomas Toys. This time, my pussy was put to the test by El Presidente with its rather unusual base shape.

I had no idea what the dildo would look when I agreed to review it until after it arrived, as it wasn't even listed on the JTT website at the time. This meant it was a little like opening boxes of presents without the pretty wrapping or bows.

"Although shorter than most of my other dildos, he makes up for it in his girth. To say he is a stretch is an understatement, but that is what makes it so special; he will give your holes a real workout."

Joanne

As six designs arrived simultaneously, I was spoilt for choice, so I decided to play a kind of lucky dip, so the first box opened was the first to be played with. As the boxes are very discreet, I had no idea what was inside until I opened each one.

So without further ado, let me tell you about my experience with El Presidente.

Taking anal play to new depths of pleasure

When JTT contacted me to ask if I would like to review a few more of their toys, of course, I said yes.

I was lucky to receive not only all four sizes of a single design but several designs simultaneously. With quite a few boxes of toys to review, I knew I would be in for a busy but enjoyable few weeks.

"The small tip makes for an easy insertion, and the soft firmness rating makes it fit my body well. I had to feed it slowly inside as it is very flexible. The flexibility ensures that it feels comfortable as it moves within your body. The fun part is the deeper you take it, the wider it gets."

Joanne

Because of the quantity being sent to me, I knew I would need sub 'r' to help and review at least one of them.

I knew I would not have long to wait for the boxes to arrive. I was unaware of what these would look like until I opened the boxes.

A butt pleaser like no other

I love being sent items to review. Yes, that is a lot of fun (I have the best job in the world), but work is involved too.

While I await some other items to review, John Thomas Toys has sent me a few more of their newest creations to play with.

"Once fully inserted, the base stops it from going in too far. It also provides a good handhold for moving the Bum Pleaser. The full stretch feels genuinely incredible, although I would not be able to take the larger sizes. That is what is excellent with JTT as they offer four sizes, so those who want the larger size can find one."

sub'r'

This one is the Bum Pleaser. So if you are interested in a stretcher or plug (on the larger size), please keep reading, and I will let you know my thoughts on it.

JTT will satisfy you with their larger than life options, although some may cringe a little at the extra large size (I know I do).

While Alastair didn't "make the cut", his dick certainly does

John Thomas Toys asked if they could send me some new items to review. One of these was a complete set of four of their new dildo - Alastair's Penis.

I had no idea what they would look like until I received them and opened the box. So I was extremely excited to see the contents.

"I love clamping down on toys as I orgasm. This dildo has an excellent level of squish that really is a pussy pleaser when I bring myself over the edge into a toe-curling orgasm."

Joanne

I'm lucky that JTT always sends me all four sizes. So I get excited knowing that I do not only get a new dildo to play with, but I can choose the best size for me. This is important, as you will see, as JTT dildos are definitely larger than life.

I just needed to wait for them to arrive before enjoying my time with the dildos and reviewing them; I love my job.

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