A Necklace Inspired By The Legendary Amelia Earhart

It isn't often that I get to review jewellery but this is no ordinary piece of jewellery. It's actually a very cleverly designed kinky BDSM play device.

Inspired by the legendary feisty female explorer and pilot Amelia Earhart this beautiful necklace has a double use.

I love the fact that I can wear this in public and just touching it brings back so many sexy playtime memories. It is also nice to be able to hand it over to a play partner and have them tease me with it.

Joanne

It isn't often that you can get away with walking around with a BDSM toy hanging from your neck and so I just love the concept of this piece of jewellery.

A silcicone butt plug with a shocking twist

I was delighted when the lovely Cara Sutra sent me this silicone e-stim butt plug to review for Bondara. It ticked all of my boxes, these being fun butt sex and of course e-stim action.

I was sent the Electrastim Rocker Medium to review in exchange for a fair and honest review.

It almost feels like a good rogering and I had no problems edging myself with the controls to the first of many orgasms with the Rocker.

Joanne

Anyone familiar with my blog and my review will know that I absolutely adore electrosex or e-stim. I have a large collection of control boxes and electrodes but this is my first silicone butt plug electrode. So I was curious to see how it would stand up to the metal ones in my collection.

So armed with an intense curiosity, a kinky streak a mile wide and lots of water-based lube it was on with the review.

This is a visually stunning flogger to both intimidate and delight

One of the staple pieces of BDSM equipment in any kinksters toybox is a good flogger and I've now reviewed a few of them. This one though definitely stands out from the crowd though. I have no doubt that you can immediately see why.

It looks very intimidating with its black barbed wire fronds looking ready to draw blood from any backside lucky enough to be the target when it's swung.

This is the sort of flogger that will have a submissive taking an involuntary gasp of breath when you remove it from your kitbag for the first time.

Joanne

This amazing Oscuro Barbed Wire & Suede Leather Floggers was sent to me by the lovely people at Latex, Leather and Lace. They are the UK's premiere store for high-quality fetish wear, lingerie & clothing. They sent it to me for free in exchange for an honest and frank review of it.

It was definitely a product that I was looking forward to testing to its fullest and I knew that my backside was in for some serious attention.

"Take my breath away" - with a gas mask for kinky fun and games

Gas Masks are one of those kink products that most people never get to try. They are the domain of the military and workers in hazardous environments but is that all that they are for?

I was sent this breath control gas mask from the nice guys over at Meo.de for free in exchange for a fair an honest review. I have to hold my hand up and say that this was a first for me. It's not often that I get to try a new kink out and so I was really looking forward to getting to know it.

Placing a hand over the inlet will prevent you from breathing. As you struggle and try to breathe, the mask is sucked onto your face and this is a very scary sensation.

Joanne

Whilst gas masks are very functional pieces of equipment you have to admit that there is something just so kinky about them.

Just the look and smell of all that rubber has my juices flowing. This was one review item that I couldn't wait to enjoy. So read on to find out what you can do with a gas mask in a sexual sense. It may surprise you to find out just how much fun that they can actually be.

A surprisingly simple sex toy storage solution

I am totally buzzed to be reviewing a sex toy storage box - finally. Yes, I am a bit weird I guess. But, as more and more people buy sex toys more of us face the dilemma of how to store them discreetly and efficiently.

This is a problem for lots of people for many different reasons, maybe you don't want your kids finding your toys. Maybe it's your parents or housemates that you want to keep in the dark about your sex toy shenanigans.

The Joyboxx looks like your average run of the mill makeup case and so it won't look out of place in anyone's bedroom. This makes it very discreet and the perfect sex toy storage solution.

Joanne

In my younger years, I could get pretty imaginative when it came to keeping my sex toys under my Mums radar when I lived at home. I wish I had something like the Joyboxx to hide them in.

Meo.de sent me this sex toy storage box to review in exchange for a fair and honest review and that is what I did. Although I must admit I wish they did them in wheelie bin sizes for my sex toy collection.

Let me tell you why you should get one of these great boxes. So, if you are looking for a discreet way to store your genitals' best friends then read on.

This absolute gem of a vibrator is like Marmite, you'll love it or hate it

This year has seen many new sex toys enter the marketplace, some touted as new concepts or ideas. Some fell on their faces whilst others have thrived. The Queen Bee is one of those new and radical designs of sex toy.

The Queen Bee has a unique approach to masturbation and stimulation, it's a huge leap of faith for its manufacturer Hot Octopuss. Note to self: I really, really love that name.

The pulsing sensations felt incredible on my clitoris and they are hard to describe. It sort of feels like a finger tapping your clit very, very fast and it blew me away.

Joanne

Earlier in the year, I was lucky enough to review their Pulse III Duo and I was fascinated by the pulse plate technology. I have never wanted a penis between my legs so much in my life. Stop giggling, you know what I mean. I wanted to feel that pulse plate on my genitals so much.

Well, Hot Octopus listened and that same sex-tech is placed into the Queen Bee. A sex toy that I suppose you could call a wand even though it carries more of a resemblance to a hairless brush.

This metal collar was a real treat for this submissive to wear

I was sent this stunning metal submissives collar by the guys at Meo.de in exchange for a fair and honest review.

I have a few collars that I enjoy wearing when having a little BDSM play but so far these have only been leather ones. This is my first metal collar and I was a bit worried about wearing it for reasons I will explain later in the review.

For anyone not aware, collars in the BDSM community have huge importance and are a sign of ownership. Submissives gain a lot of strength from collars and they are treasured items. My past collars have all been earned and presented to me as a sign of respect from my Dom. A new collar is a big thing and I relished the thought of putting this one to the test.

Joanne

Meo sent me this collar along with lots of other BDSM goodies and I have really enjoyed using them all. This collar though stands out and I absolutely adore it. But why is it that I like it compared to my leather collars?

A monstrously good dildo ideal for some Halloween fun

This is my second Halloween special review, the first being the sickly looking Zombie Dildo. This one looks a little bit better but it still won't appeal to some. This is why it's only the second review I have ever done to carry a trigger warning.

After having so much fun reviewing the Zombie dildo I decided to give another of the Fleshlight Freaks a go. This time I chose the Frankenstein dildo since I love the Mary Shelly book - definitely read it.

The colouration of this dildo is beautiful, it is a mottled green and it's very shiny giving it a slick wet look. The detailing includes cracks, scars and metallic grafts all of them looking amazing.

Joanne

I acquired a Frankenstein dildo and I immediately started my reviewing process. I also did some special sketches as my Zombie dildo review ones were well received. So, what did I think of this collection of dick parts lovingly stitched together by Dr F himself?

Trigger Warning: This review contains pictures of a Frankenstein dildo that some people may find distasteful or disturbing. You can decide whether or not you want to proceed to those pictures by continuing to read this review.

Today I'm redifining the term - getting Skull Fucked

I have long been an admirer of the wares carried by Meo.de. Having enjoyed reading many reviews of their products from some of my favourite reviewers.

So I was delighted when they agreed to let me review some products for them. With great German efficiency, the selected products soon arrived and I couldn't wait to get started. They had sent me a whole host of kinky BDSM equipment to review together with this oh so special dildo.

The lube retention coupled with the texture makes it a formidable yet enjoyable anal or vaginal sextoy.

Joanne

It's a size queens dream and it also appeals to my inner Goth. The skull at the base of it looks foreboding as well as adding a layer of dark kink.

I was sent this dildo for free in exchange of an honest review. I must admit though to under-estimating its size and my eyes popped out of my head on stalks in true comic book fashion when it arrived.

The chilling tale of my encounter with the living thrusting dead

Are we all sitting comfortably? Then I shall begin. It all started mid-October when the delightful Scandarella got in touch with me asking if I fancied a new dildo to review. Well, that got my attention and then she told me what it was.....

You see, she had been sent the wrong dildo to review and as it was going to be replaced she asked if I wanted it.

Now I love my fantasy dildos especially as I'm a bit of a texture queen. I like my dildos to have lots of ridges and bumps but I have never had a dildo quite like this one.

The thing is all that detail and texture makes it one hell of a good dildo for thrusting. It wasn't long before I was sounding like a zombie myself - "Nnnnnnn, mmmmmm" etc.

Joanne

Imagine living in a world where Zombies roam the earth, very hungry zombies in fact. These zombies are not the usual ones though. 'Brains' are the last things on their corrupted decaying minds. Instead, they crave pussy and ass. This was the fantasy world that I was about to descend into.

Trigger Warning: This review contains pictures of a Zombie dildo that some people may find distasteful or distressing. You can decide whether or not you want to proceed to those pictures by continuing to read this review.

This is my second butt plug from So-Divine

I am a recent convert to the pleasures that can be had 'through the backdoor'. For years I experienced pain every time that I tried inserting anything up my ass. That changed when I started to review sex toys because I educated myself.

If I can give anyone any advice when it comes to anal play it would be to relax and use lube - lots of it.

I recently reviewed a silicone butt plug for So-Divine called the Sweet Sensations and I loved it. Since my review, they have brought out two extra versions, a Medium and a Large.

The longest that I wore it was overnight and that felt very horny waking up to being plugged, leading to some naughty fun prior to getting out of bed.

Joanne

I was delighted when they got back in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing the medium one for them.

So here we are, I have a new butt plug. After spending two weeks using it and getting to know it, I feel satisfied that I can give it a decent review.

This piece of sextech is pretty impressive and delivers cracking orgasms

I was asked to review the MotorBunny sex machine by the amazing @CaraSutra as part of her Pleasure Panel Reviewer Program. I jumped at the chance to try this new entry into the marketplace as it isn't often that you get to try a new sex machine now is it?

The MotorBunny borrows its roots from the amazing Sybian sex machine, for those of you who haven't heard of the Sybian - where have you been all of your life? It's a veritable legend, a TV and radio star in its own rights and riding it caused me to squirt for the first time in my life. Oh, happy memories.

An orgasm on the Motorbunny is like someone has dropped a hand-grenade into a kettle. Yes, the water slowly starts to boil and then 'BANG' the grenade explodes and blows the kettle apart.

Joanne

Having thoroughly enjoyed a Sybian I was really keen to see just how well the MotorBunny would perform, as the Sybian is a hard act to follow.

Who knew that 40,000V could feel so good?

For those of you who are not new to my reviews, you will know of my love of e-stim or electrosex. I am often getting myself off using this niche kink. I find it an extremely pleasurable way to achieve a hands free orgasm and it leaves my hand's free to roam all over my body.

Usually, I use insertable bi-polar electrodes or adhesive pad style monopole electrodes. A Violet Wand was something new and scary to me.

I had seen one demonstrated at an event I once went to but I was too chicken to give it a go. I was fascinated by the glowing neon colours though and the sound of the electrical arc as it jumped from the wand to the user. The reason why I didn't give it a go is that it terrified me. There is something about actually seeing the electricity that gives it a whole new edge. Fast forward a year and my curiosity piqued, so I decided to bite the bullet and buy one to see how I got on with it.

Using it is a very visual as well as tactile delight, it's almost mesmerising

Joanne

A Violet Wand produces between 30,000V and 40,000V at the end of its electrode. That is enough for the electricity to jump a one centimetre gap onto your skin as a mini lightning bolt. Yes, you read that right you can get a 1cm spark with this little gizmo.

So, how does that feel? Well, read on to hear about me jumping a foot off the floor the first time I tried it on my Foof.

A pair of double snap hooks for BDSM fun and games

Anyone who likes to dabble in the kinky side, or BDSM will agree that you can never have enough restraints. These double ended snap hooks (also known as Trigger Hooks) from House of Eros are good quality and reliable accessories.

Their usefulness is not confined to a BDSM scene, you can pretty much use them for attach all sorts of things together. I use one on my car keys so that I can clip them to a ring inside my handbag when not in use.

I find the sound of a snap hook being clicked into place a huge turn on if I am blindfolded and these do not disappoint.

Joanne

These shiny metal connectors consist of twin spring loaded latches with a wide opening. The latches are deep and so they don't tend to bind as some of the others I have tried do. They slide freely and the spring is more than adequate for holding them shut.

Slip inside this shocking masturbator for one hell of a ride

Joanne really enjoys her electrosex and so do I. So I was delighted when we received an Electrastim Jack Socket to review. This is a review for penis owners out there. I intend to give you some information about this very interesting electrosex masturbator.

This is a male masturbator with a shocking difference - it's a bipolar e-stim electrode. This singular feature sets it aside from the generic male masturbators on the market. It's like a twist that could have been spawned in the Frankenstein novel itself. this masturbator comes into its own when used as a bipolar electrosex electrode. Yes, your first assumption is probably right, you use it to apply electricity directly through your penis.

As the Jack Socket is open ended, ejaculation isn’t a problem. You can do what you usually do when you masturbate to manage the sticky stuff. Joanne enjoys watching my cum explode from the end of my cock when we play and she can do just that with this sleeve.

Stunt Cock

Why on earth would anyone want to put electricity through their happy chap I hear you cry!

Fancy a new dildo every night? You can with the Dodil

This is a review that I have been itching to write for a while now. There is a new dildo on the block and it's pretty revolutionary in that you can change its shape over and over again. You don't have to settle for a run of the mill generic dick shaped dildo now. With a Dodil you can let your imagination run wild as you create something unique.

I'm impressed with my first creation. I was scared that I would produce something looking more like a Mr Potatoe Head than a dildo. But that fear was unfounded and I loved being able to design my own sex toy.

Joanne

I was delighted that theDodil.com agreed to send me one of these beauties to review and I eagerly awaited its arrival. It's not often that you get to design your own dildo.

This textured beast of a dildo will really make your eyes pop

As you may already know I'm a bit of a texture queen when it comes to my dildos. I like something that is going to stimulate and challenge my vagina (or my anus) when I play. So you can imagine my delight when Mr Hankey sent me this incredible looking fantasy dildo to review.

This is the toy to get if you like your texture and prefer to actually feel a toy moving in and out of your holes. Smooth toys don't give you that intense level of stimulation. You can feel and savour every bump, ridge and indentation as you thrust it in and out.

Joanne

I could hardly contain my excitement when I opened up the package to see what I had been sent to review. This has to be the weirdest and most textured object that my Foof has ever had the pleasure of tackling. I couldn't wait to get started with my review of it.

After three weeks of tackling this behemoth I'm ready to let you all know what it feels like. Together with whether or not it's worth recommending as let's face it, this is not a normal looking dildo by any stretch of your imagination.

This stunning BDSM bondage rope feels so good

I was so excited when I received this bondage rope from the lovely Cara Sutra as part of her Pleasure Panel. It's come from Bondara.co.uk and this isn't the first item that I have reviewed from their BDSM range

I have a nice little collection of ropes in my BDSM Kit Bag but none of them are as textured as this one. The colour of this rope catches the eye and as soon as I saw it I yearned to see how it felt in use.

The tassels give an almost burlesque look to this rope and that is a look that I like a lot. I found myself compelled to hold the tassels over my nipples and to make them twirl - yes, I know I can be a big kid at time

Joanne

So my Stunt Cock got a nice surprise when he came home from work to find me on my knees holding this rope out for him. That was the first time I tried it out and it wasn't to be the last so read on to find out what I think of it.

A nice hybrid lube is exactly what I need

As a sex toy reviewer you can imagine how much lube I go through. I have tried some great lubes in the past but also some that have been atrocious as well.

I received a bottle of Astroglide Spark Hybrid Personal Lubricant from AdultShopIt.co.uk to review. It was nice to yet again be able to try something new in the lube department. This is a hybrid lube and that means it's a blend of water-based lube and a silicone lube. This gives it some of the characteristics of both.

It's quite easy to pour the lube through the nozzle in the flip cap. You'll need to spread it quickly over your toy due to its runny consistency. Once spread on a sex toy or your 'bits' though it stays in place pretty well.

Joanne

Currently I have lots of penetrative sex toys in my review queue. This means that it's the perfect time to give this lube a good run for its money. So, is it something that I can recommend or is it going to be a lube that I won't use again after I publish this review? Read on to find out.

What isn't there to like about this kinky combination?

Kinky is fun and as well as enjoying blindfolds, gags are one of the UK's most used BDSM products and this one is a classic O-Ring that features a kinky twist, well two in fact. It has two deliciously strong nipple clamps attached to it on chains that are just the perfect length. I bought this gag from SimplyPleasure.co.uk as it just looked so naughty. I've now used it on several play sessions myself and on a submissive so I feel very qualified to give my opinion on this set.

The chains are just the perfect length in that if your submissive moves their head they will cause the nipple clamps to tug on their nipples and this can be a lot of fun.

Stunt Cock

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