I've got to say it - Let this lighbulb light up your sex life

I sent my Stunt Cock and the lovely sub'r' to Erofame in Germany this year. Erofame is Europes biggest sex toy and adult product trade show and while I was unable to attend my two colleagues had a fantastic time there.

While visiting the myriad of companies that we have worked with and reviewed for in the past they visited the Gvibe stand to catch up with what is new. Check out my previous review of the Gvibe Gballs2 Kegel Trainer.

"The vibrations travel deeply and certainly get me aroused, I have enjoyed some delicious orgasms with the Gbulb. Especially enjoying being restrained while my Master uses it on me."

sub'r'

They were releasing the Gbulb and sub'r' was lucky enough to have been given one to review. We all love quirky vibes, and this one is in the shape of a light bulb, and it looks so cute.

So this is a silicone vibrator that sub'r' has reviewed, so read on to find out what she thought of it.

A handy USB rechargeable vibrator with a twist

I have enjoyed all of the sex toys that I have reviewed for So Divine in the past, and so I was delighted when they got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing their new USB rechargeable vibrator - The Get Lucky Vibe.

With a trip to Germany just around the corner, I jumped at the chance as I decided I would review it here and then let sub'r' take it on her trip to Germany as, to be honest, it is the perfect travelling companion.

"The small nodules on the tip of the vibrator feel incredible when I slowly rub them over the top of my clitoris."

Joanne

So I waited for its arrival with high hopes... It follows a long line of very enjoyable vibes that have given me some fantastic orgasms to live up to. Would it continue to build on its predecessor's performance or would it be a letdown? No pressure at all.

My first impressions were - "this is different". Read on to find out my final thoughts on it.

This ball and chain is definitly no drag

I am no stranger to remote controlled sex toys and love to use them clandestinely when out and about, so I was delighted when Wolf from Meo.de asked if I would like to review one for them.

Now I love Rocks Off vibrators, and I also love remote controlled toys so no surprise at all that I jumped at the chance to review this silicone ball and chain.

"I do enjoy some clandestine outdoor fun and games, and Stunt Cock took great delight in teasing me rotten while out and about. It makes shopping or a trip to the post office much more fun."

Joanne

Not having to wait long for delivery I still found myself fantasising about ways to enjoy and maximise the remote function of this vibe.

Once it arrived I was blown away by just how kinky it looks in its retail packaging, but would its performance match its kinky looks? Read on to find out.

I put this clitoral vibe to the test to compare it to its predecessor

I have been fortunate enough to have been sent a Zumio S to review, this is a smaller version of the original Zumio which is now called the Zumio X.

I have been dying to see how the new Zumio S performs as I have already reviewed the Zumio X.

"In use, it is very quiet making it a very discreet vibe ideal for use in busy households. It is small enough to be easily used when making love it you need some extra stimulation."

Joanne

Already having the original Zumio has meant that I could compare them both side by side to see the differences in performance that the slight changes to the design have resulted in.

So, is the Zumio S a leap forward for this unique clitoral vibrator or is it more of a flop? Read on to find out.

A power house to satisfy even the likes of Jeremy Clarkson

I can be a bit of a geek sometimes, and I love it when a sex toy name makes me giggle and smile. You can bet your sweet ass that I was laughing when Patrick from Latex, Leather & Lace asked me to review the Nu Sensuelle Bentlii for him.

My first thoughts were of the luxury car brand Bently, and I hoped that the Bentlii lived up to its namesakes thoroughbred status and power.

"Definitely, the best thing about the Bentlii is the two powerful motors inside it. They deliver sports car like power and after switching it on mine made it all the way across the bed under its own steam."

Joanne

I needn't have worried though as the first time I switched this bad boy on I knew I was in for a lot of fun.

The Bentlii is one of the new range of Nu Sensualle vibrators that I just can't get enough off, they rock in a big way. So let me tell you why the Bentlii is a prestige vibe.

This is not just another rabbit vibe, it's a revelation

I am sat here, actually a little breathless and with the glowing feeling of an orgasm slowly fading inside me as I type this. I just had to get straight on with recording my thoughts on a new take on the classic Rabbit Vibe that I have been using for a couple of weeks now.

Patrick from Latex, Leather & Lace (one of my all-time favourite sex toy shops) sent me the Nu Sensuelle Giselle Rabbit Vibe free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review after he had received lots of samples of new products from Nu Sensuelle.

"The rabbit ears flap around as though they are on speed and the feeling of them caresses my clit is amazing."

Joanne

I am delighted to say that I have a small hillock of other Nu Sensuelle sex toys to work through but the Giselle immediately caught my eye, and I had to see if this take on the familiar rabbit style of vibrator would feel as good as it looks.

This little stunner looks fantastic, but often performance doesn't match looks where sex toys are concerned but read on to find out why I needn't have worried.

A gem of a sex toy ideal for combating the dreaded holiday horn

I am so lucky to be a part of a very positive and supporting reviewer community, and I was delighted when the lovely Jessica from jessicasrabbit.com got in touch after reading a Twitter post made by me saying I would love to review the Satisfyer Pro Traveler.

Jessicas Rabbit

Jessica had a spare one, and she sent it to me which is so sweet of her. She wouldn't even let me pay for the postage, she is so lovely so please check out her site and show her some love.

"The sensations that this type of sex toy makes is toe-curlingly mind-blowing. I can only describe it as breathtaking, imagine having the best oral sex you have ever had and then multiply the sensation by 100 and you will be close to how this style of toy feels."

Joanne

I could hardly contain my excitement as I waited for it to arrive as I am a bit of a Satisfyer groupie, I love their take on clitoral suction stimulators, and I was looking forward to seeing how the Traveler would perform.

I am off on holiday soon and can't bear to be without some sex toys, so I hoped that this little sex toy could be the answer to my dreams. To find out if it will be coming on holiday with me for some clitoral pleasure read on.

Designed to boost your power, performance and pleasure

Stunt CockStunt Cock here again with another review of penis-centric products, well four products to be exact. Joanne was delighted when the really nice guys over at BathmateDirect.com got in touch asking if we would be interested in reviewing their new range of rechargeable vibrating cock rings.

The deal was struck, and they sent us four to review in exchange for a fair an honest review of their performance. I, of course, found out about it over tea when Joanne, grinning from ear to ear asked me how I felt about reviewing some cock rings.

"It has taken me literally weeks to review these cock rings as I had to use them multiple times on both Joanne and sub'r' (yes I have an amazing life). This review has been a lot of work in the making, but I'm not complaining."

Stunt Cock

I have had some experience with cock rings in the past, and so I was keen to get my hands (and something else) on them to give them a good going over.

I planned on using them both on Joanne and also on sub'r' so I could gauge their effect on a pussy owner in use. So what did I think of these four cock rings and just as importantly what did the girls think of them? Read on to find out.

I love my little Magic Love Mushroom

It isn't often that a new product comes along that grabs my imagination as well as my attention. This cute little toy is very surprising, I certainly didn't expect the power that came with its funny looks.

I was asked if I wanted to review it by one of my all-time favourite UK retailers, the fantastic Latex, Leather & Lace in Barwell, Leicestershire.

"It does sound a bit cheesy but this is also an excellent deep tissue massager, and I like using on my things and shoulders when they are sore for a deep rumbly massage."

Joanne

Of course, I wasn't going to turn down an offer to review a sex toy that came with such a good recommendation that's also unlike anything I have tried before.

I love to be surprised, and my foof loves new and unusual sex toys, so I really looked forward to getting my hands on the Sola Egg Massager.

Show your pride when you get jiggy with it

Rabbit vibrators can be so much fun, but with so many on the market, it's hard to find one that stands out from the crowd. That is, it was hard to find something incredibly cool looking that also delivers the goods, until Bondara brought out their Pride Luxury Rainbow Rabbit.

This is so bright and colourful it looks like a unicorn has been brought onto the design team and force-fed sprinkles and jelly beans. If you ever wanted to 'ride the rainbow' here is your chance.

"The gently curved shaft feels excellent as you insert it, the bulbous tip applies great pressure to my g-spot, and I found myself fucking myself with it a lot while playing with it."

Joanne

I have to admit taking a sharp intake of breath when I opened up the box, and first cast my eyes over this rabbit in the flesh.

It looks fantastic, but that is not how I judge whether or not a vibe is worth the money, it needs to have the performance to match. So to find out if this vibe is as magical as it looks, read on to see how it got on with my lady bits.

Bath time has never been so much fun

I enjoyed reviewing the Bathmate Hydromax X30 Wideboy with the help of my Stunt Cock, and he is still using it every day. I am of course enjoying the fruits of his efforts in terms of girth and length.

I was therefore delighted when Bathmate got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing their latest new product. They are now venturing into the vibrator marketplace, and I was curious to see what their efforts would produce.

"The fourth and tenth pattern were my favourites. There is something about those particular vibration patterns that really agrees with my clitoris."

Joanne

It is hard to get a vibrator just right concerning power and performance, and it takes a lot of background work to produce something that isn't just a generic gimmick. I had high hopes that Bathmate would pull it off after seeing how effective their penis developers are.

I was sent this USB rechargeable bullet vibe for free in exchange for an honest and frank review, that said here are my thoughts on this little bullet vibe.

Lots of fun on your own but even better with someone else at the controls

What is better than a little bit of vibrator play? Well, vibrator play that you can use clandestinely while out and about that's what. I was delighted when Patrick from Latex, Leather and Lace asked if I would be interested in reviewing a black Nu-Sensuelle remote control wireless bullet vibe for him.

Of course, I didn't say no, in fact, if I was stood next to him, I may have snatched his hand off. Who wouldn't want to try a vibe that you can use out and about, or that could be controlled by someone else?

"It was when Stunt Cock got hold of it that things took a turn for the kinkier as I was made to go shopping with him to Asda with him while I had it buried deep inside my pussy."

Joanne

Stunt Cock loves teasing me with remote control sex toys so the Nu-Senuelle remote bullet vibe would be right up his street. You know that by that I mean it would be right up my 'you know what' and he would be grinning like a Cheshire cat with the controls.

I was right with my initial assumption that Stunt Cock would get as much enjoyment out of this sex toy as I did when he found out about it. So without too much waffling, here are my thoughts on the Nu-Sensuelle Wireless Bullet Vibrator.

The Zumio, the little sex toy that blew my socks off

It's here.......... finally I have managed to get my hands on a Zumio so that my clitoris could act as judge jury and possible even executioner for this controversial little clitoral vibrator.

The controversy about this little sex toy came about with its release and the marketing blurb surrounding it. Phrases such as "Guaranteed Orgasm" and "cum in under 60 seconds" soon had lots of reviewers and bloggers up in arms about this style of advertising. You see, the problem is that if you don't cum in less than sixty seconds or heaven forbid not at all you risk wallowing in self-pity wondering if there is something wrong with you and that is not the case.

For me, orgasms with the Zumio always leaves me smiling and breathless while looking at the ceiling and chastising myself inwardly along the lines of "Damn girl, you have no staying power at all".

Joanne

We all masturbate and orgasm differently, sometimes I can't achieve orgasm at all when I do due to pain or my meds, that doesn't mean I am broken sexually. Now I too hated the gimmicky advertising but I have heard good things about the toy itself, and so I had to satisfy my curiosity about it by getting one for a review.

Being a tight arse though I bought a second hand one from another blogger - the fantastic Little Switch Bitch (waves and sends a wink her way). Before you start making a face and thinking "Ewwwww - a second-hand sex toy" read on.

This is not just your usual run of the mill cock ring, this is a super hero of a cock ring

I love it when I receive a couples sex toy to review. I was therefore delighted when Hot Octopuss got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of their latest creations. I didn't have to think long before answering, after all, who wouldn't want to try the latest product from this fantastic company.

Hot Octopuss are the creators of the fantastic Pulse III Duo that we had so much fun reviewing as well as the Queen Bee and Pocket Pulse. They make amazing sex toys and are one of my favourite UK brands.

"I came quickly, and I came hard, this set him off and while we didn't experience a simultaneous orgasm the first time, both of us were left breathless and blown away by the experience."

Joanne

They sent me one of their new Atom Plus Vibrating Cock Rings to review free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review.

So, let me tell you why I think the Atom Plus is the mother of all vibrating cock rings.

The utimate padlock for BDSM play

I just love the kinky things that are stocked by meo.de, and when I received one of their newsletters at the beginning of January, I was intrigued by their bondage self-timer padlock. So intrigued that I immediately bought one so that I could review it. I just had to see how much fun I could have with one.

I must admit that the feeling of being locked with the padlock was intoxicating and unlike just clipping some restraints together. I knew that I was stuck and that is a turn on.

Joanne

I have long wondered about trying some self-bondage, and this seemed to be the perfect item to give it a go.

Having given it a thorough testing, I can categorically say one thing, and that is that it isn't just for self-bondage. You can have so much fun with a partner playing with it, and in fact, I recommend that you do so.

They say that you can't improve on perfection, well they have

I can still remember the feeling of shock when I first tried a Satisfyer sex toy for the first time (Satisfyer Pro), and it made me cum in under thirty seconds from cold. Something like that stays with you, and ever since then, I have been enjoying the Satisfyer range of sex toys.

Their air wave technology feels like your clitoris is being gently sucked and it feels incredible. When I learned that they had brought out a new take on this method of masturbation my curiosity was piqued.

I like the quick orgasms that this type of sex toy delivers as they just seem to spring up from nowhere and bash you over the head in a surprise attack. I also find that the orgasms tend to roll on and on even after switching the unit off.

Joanne

Their latest model combines the delightful clitoris sucking tech with good old-fashioned vibrations, and that was something I had to experience. Satisfyer were delightful, and they sent me a Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration for free to review in exchange for an honest evaluation of it.

I deliberately didn't read any reviews on this sex toy as I wanted to be as unbiased as I possibly could before trying it out for myself and I could hardly contain my excitement when it arrived. I hoped the orgasms from it would be as memorable as my first ones with Satisfyers products - talk about high expectations.

It gives Penis in Vagina sex a whole new twist

It seems like Satisfyer just keeps creating new sex toys to keep me on my toes and they asked if I would be interested in reviewing a couples sex toy called the Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples. I loved the concept of a couples vibrator that also uses their airwave technology, and so I jumped at the chance.

This is one of their latest batch of sex toys that they sent me to review in exchange for a fair and honest review.

I am not sure if it is just in my mind, but I feel that with it inside me the sensations against my g-spot are increased. That may just be the effect the vibrations have on me internally coupled with the 'tightening' effect.

Joanne

So I think I should say a quick word about "how" this is a couples sex toy. Unlike the Pulse III Duo that I reviewed this couples toy has an insertable vibrating element coupled with an external clitoral suction wave stimulator. In that regards, I can't really compare the two toys, and I was looking forward to giving this one a thorough testing.

My Stunt Cock obviously relished the chance to test a couples toy with me (I did not doubt that he would to be honest). So how did we get on and what are my thoughts on it?

Intense G-Spot fun with clitoral suction action too

I have had some amazing orgasms with Satisfyer products in the past, and I was delighted when they got in touch asking me if I could review three new sex toys for them.

Never one to step away from an orgasmic challenge and as I have enjoyed their products in the past I jumped at the chance. I was sent the Satisfyer Pro G-spot Rabbit Vibrator for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.

This may not be a toy that you get the most out of straight out of the box but do stick with it.

Joanne

I could hardly contain my excitement then the new products arrived, and this was the first one that caught my attention.

I love rabbit vibes but for me, they can be a bit hit and miss due to my body shape, and I hoped that this one would be a hit for me. So read on to find out if the combination of g-spot stimulation and having my clit stimulated with their air pulse technology worked for me or not.

Proving that good things come in small packages

Hi, Stunt Cock here and Joanne has dragged me in again to write another male orientated sex toy review for her as let's face it she lacks something in the trouser department for the job. We were sent this new guybrator by Hot Octopuss, and I have to admit to almost doing backflips when I found out that this was one the way.

You see, the Pulse III Duo is one of my all-time favourite sex toys. The sensation that it delivers to my happy chap is incredible, and it never fails to bring me off quickly and very enjoyably.

I have the Pocket Pulse Remote version, and it comes with a remote that can be used by yourself or by your partner for some teasing fun. Teasing can be lots of fun and Joanne has a habit of pinching the remote and edging me by turning down the power just as I am about to come.

Stunt Cock

I was keen then to see how the Pocket Pulse would perform as the Pulse III Duo is fantastic.

I can honestly say that I have enjoyed doing the 'background work' for this review so without further ado, here are my thoughts on the Pocket Pulse Remote.

This is a wand style vibrator that isn't just for external use

I had a lot of fun reviewing the Alpha Male Leten Wand Massager from Meo.de which surprised me as it is a small, unobtrusive looking wand style vibrator, but it packs quite a punch.

I was sent this wand massager by Meo.de in exchange for a fair and honest review, and I have taken my time to get to know it, and I am glad that I have as it has a feature not found on most wands due to its small form.

Pressing it against my clit feels fantastic, the sensations are a little buzzy but they do go deep, and it feels nice. However, when I am close, I enjoy sliding the egg end inside so that all of that power is directed right onto my G-spot and that always delivers some incredibly hard orgasms for me.

Joanne

This is a wand that is not only great for external stimulation but it is also small enough for you to experiment with it internally and that gives it an excellent edge for some kinky play options.

It has two motors, and I will talk about that later in the review.

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