A guest review by Harley Fire of the Satisfyer Master Vibe

I am delighted to be able to bring you another great review by Harley Fire of the Satisfyer Vibes Master. A vibrator that is both girthy and rumbly.

As Satisfyer seem to be throwing virbators at reviewers these days I ended up with more than one of these vibes and so I asked Harley if she wanted to review one. I am delighted that she has done so as she has real talent for reviewing sex toys. Harley Fire is a queer amateur porn creator and lifestyle findomme from the UK.

"The Master felt very nice on my clitoris, both with vibrations and without, and once inside it was clear to see why they named it as they did. The girth alone is enough for a great feeling of fullness, and its length allows for a versatility in hitting whatever spot you want."

Harley Fire

Her take on the Master is almost identical to mine, it's a fantastic vibrator that both fills and delights in equal proportions.

So without further ado, here are Harley's thoughts on this amazing vibrator from Satisfyer.

Let the Helios Sun God into your life, or between your thighs

Here is my next review of another amazing Uberrime creation for PeepShowToys.com in the USA. It has yet again been so much fun reviewing another fantastic Uberrime dildo.

Uberrime has quickly become one of my favourite dildo brands, up there with the likes of Blush, and that is high praise indeed.

"The Helios is so flexible you can actually fold it in half, and that flexibility makes it easy to thrust with from any angle or position."

Joanne

The Helios Sun God Dildo is a fantasy dildo, and that means lots of delicious texture and some stunning colours, of course.

So while my pussy recovers from its last pounding by the Helios let me tell you all about this stunning dildo that will be a treat for any orifice.

Uberrime have come up with another great fantasy silicone dildo

This is a review of a dildo that could be from anyone's dreams or maybe nightmares if you don't like tentacles.

The Uberrime Xenuphora Tentacle Dildo was sent to us by PeepShowToys in the US, and all of us here were blown away by its bright, vibrant colours and its shape. It is stunning in every way.

"The Xenuphora is a dildo designed for intense stimulation as you thrust and the shape and textures ensure that its performance is top notch."

Joanne

After spending some time getting to know it, I can say that it feels as good as it looks.

But, it doesn't have some drawbacks so read on to find out how sub'r' and I got on with this beautiful fantasy dildo.

A guest review by Harley Fire of the Satisfyer Power Flower

I am delighted to be able to bring you this great review by Harley Fire of the Satisfyer Vibes Power Flower. A vibrator with a tip that is unlike anything else I have tried.

As Satisfyer seem to be throwing virbators at reviewers these days I ended up with more than one of these vibes and so I asked Harley if she wanted to review one. I am delighted that she has done so as she has real talent. Harley Fire is a queer amateur porn creator and lifestyle findomme from the UK.

"I’ve had a couple of pleasantly surprising heightened orgasms thanks to the Power Flower, but that’s not due to the petal design. In fact, both times I creamed quite a lot, but it was the vibration strength and the girth doing the job."

Harley Fire

Her take on the Power Flower is very similar to mine, it's a nice virbator and it will no doubt be great for anyone who enjoys unpredicatable stimulation over a wide area. However it does have its drawbacks.

So without further ado, here are Harley's thoughts on this striking vibrator from Satisfyer.

A dual-density dildo that really hits the spot

I just love receiving packages from PeepShowToys in the USA. Whenever I get a delivery from them, it means only one thing, and that is that my pussy is soon going to be purring.

They stock a fantastic selection of body-safe sex toys, and their dildos are amazing. They sent me another Uberrime dildo to review, and I couldn't wait to get cracking with this one.

"The pearlescent pigments create a beautiful marbling effect that glistens in the light. It really is a beautiful colour option, and it looks so enticing."

Joanne

The Uberrime Splendid Dual-Density Silicone Dildo looks and feels fantastic. It comes in four different colour options, and this one is the Pearl Blue. The way it shimmers is lovely, and it's a sight to behold.

So, what did we think of this dildo, is it another hit or an unfortunate miss? Read on to find out.

A fantastic fantasy dildo, have some Night King fun as winter is coming

I'm so pleased to have been given the opportunity to review the Uberrime Night King Fantasy Dildo Fire & Ice edition. This ladies and gentlemen is a dildo that went beyond my expectations.

From its stunning colours blending their way down its shaft to the deliciously rich textures, it is made for pleasure.

"When drawn over my clitoris, each ridge sends sparks through me that quickly have my free hand clawing at the sheets. A combination of clit play and deep penetration is precisely how I love to play, and it is an easy task with the Night King Fantasy Dildo."

Joanne

With a broad base with the most sublime design on its bottom, it is also a thing of beauty.

Let me tell you why I think this dildo definitely deserves the title of King and why you should add one to your play box.

Safety equipment is key to safe, sane and consensual play

Anyone who enjoys rope play or restraints should consider the safety aspects with these kinky and fun activities.

You need to be able to release a captive subject quickly and efficiently should the need arise. So, I was delighted when PeepShowToys.com sent me the Blush Temptasia Safety Scissors to review.

"Safety scissors are essential pieces of safety equipment if you are dabbling in restraints and rope play. It's too late to regret not having them if your submissive is under duress and needing a quick release."

Joanne

While reviewing this sort of thing isn't as glamorous and dare I say it orgasmic as my usual dildos and vibrator reviews, it is important to consider products like this if you are into restraint play.

So with rope in hand and a submissive to bind, I set about trying out these safety shears to see if they are up to the job of releasing someone quickly. Read on to find out my thoughts on them.

A fantastic fantasy dildo and handle that is so much fun to use

I love it when I receive a sex toy (in this case a rather fetching dildo) to review, and when I lay eyes upon it I swoon, as it takes my breath away.

This ladies and gentlemen is what happened when I laid eyes upon The Realm Drago and Draken, a dildo and handle combination sent to me by PeepShowToys.com.

"The texture feels incredible in use, you can feel every bit of it as it opens you and you thrust with it."

Joanne

I couldn't believe my eyes, a dildo and sword handle combination using my favourite sex toy attachment system the Vac-u-lock system.

I knew right from the outset that this was something different, something I was really going to enjoy.

The Temptasia Twist is a dildo designed to please any hole you want to pleasure

I am beginning to have a bit of a crush on all things Blush at the moment, they are on a roll. Everything that we have reviewed for them so far has been fantastic.

So, you can imagine my excitement when a Blush Temptasia Silicone Dildo arrived for review in the post. I couldn't wait to put it to the test to see if it would live up to the other blush dildos that we have reviewed.

"The twisting texture on the shaft feels excellent anally, in fact probably even more so than when used vaginally due to the sensitive nature of my bum hole. I was able to easily orgasm from anal play in around 20 minutes which is pretty fast for me."

sub'r'

When the lovely sub'r' laid eyes upon it, she immediately fell in love with its twisting shape and design, and she begged me to let her review it.

I begrudgingly agreed (it just looks so good, so I didn't want to part with it). Here are her thoughts on this sleek black dildo with a delightful love heart shaped suction cup base.

Doing the vacuuming has never been so much fun

I was delighted when Blush asked me to review their Temptasia Clitoris and Nipple Enhancement System for them. Now before you ask, what the heck is one of those, in layman's terms its a nipple and clitoral suction set.

I love suction play, and in the past, I enjoyed reviewing the Size Matters Max Twist Nipple Suckers for Uberkinky. They were so much fun to use that they left me wanting to try more suction toys.

"I was amazed at just how sensitive my bits became once swollen from a good vacuum session. I really want to try a pussy pump next so that I can experience having my clitoris and labia all swollen and hypersensitive."

Joanne

Queue Blush and their offer of this fantastic set and I knew that this set would take suction play to a new level of enjoyments with its three different sized suction cups.

So, let me tell you why everyone should try some suction toys at some point in their life as they are so much fun.

The Jammy is a generously proportioned dildo with stunning texture

Blush Novelties are on a roll as far as I am concerned with their range of sex toys. I am loving everything I have seen and tried from them, and the Jammy is no exception.

They sent me a purple Jammy to review and from the first time I cast my eyes on it I knew that I was going to really enjoy getting to know it.

"The Jammy is a lot of fun to use, I just love its girth. I relish thicker dildos as really enjoy that feeling of being opened and stretched at the same time as I push them inside my pussy."

Joanne

Blush produce some stunning silicone dildos, and this one looks fantastic in terms of size and texture. I could hardly wait to start using it.

So let me tell you why the Jammy is a sex toy that everyone should have and enjoy.

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