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I was delighted when Wolf from Meo.de sent me this 30"/75cm Spreader Bar to use for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.
It's one of those BDSM pieces of apparatus that once you have one, you never know how you got on without it. Getting creative with it is a lot of fun.
Joanne
I have used spreader bars before when visiting dungeons like TP Studios in Cannock and it was so much fun being able to have the time to give one a lot of use.
I have used and enjoyed it, and my Stunt Cock has also enjoyed using it on one of his submissives, so it has had quite a bit of use since it arrived here from Germany.
Now as most of my readers know I have a kinky streak a mile wide and have long fantasised about trying some pony play.
Unfortunately, due to my bad knees, I was unable to try some serious pony play, and so I enlisted the help of a submissive friend of mine who also loves pony play to help with this review.
This is a great harness, and it is ideal for anyone as a first-time harness or even for someone having some experience with pony play.
Joanne
Meo.de supplied this stunning-looking pony bridle head harness to review. As it is such a fantastic product I wanted to do it justice with the review and so I booked a session in a BDSM Dungeon (TP Studios in Cannock) for some kinky pony fun and games.
This a head harness that will give you excellent control of your little human pony. Read on to find out why I like it so much.
I love my BDSM products as I consider myself to be quite a kinky lass. I was delighted when Meo.de sent me this set of metal ankle shackles in exchange for a fair and honest review.
This isn't the first product that I have reviewed for the Meo team, and once again I was delighted with both the product and their customer service.
I am fascinated by just how smooth and shiny they are; it is evident that a lot of effort has gone into their finish.
Joanne
If you've tried leather or rope restraints then why not give some metal restraints a try as they feel so different, and different is good.
You may have already guessed that this is going to be a positive review, I love these shackles but let me tell you why I think that they are so good and why they are definitely worth trying out.
This year I've been lucky enough to have already reviewed a metal collar and I was over the moon when MEo.de sent me their Euphoria collar for free in exchange for an honest appraisal of it.
I really enjoyed reviewing their lockable metal collar and so I was really keen to see how this one would measure up against it.
Collars have huge significance in the BDSM community and metal collars are often used for Kajira training or dungeon play due to their unyielding properties.
I love the cold feel of steel when it's against my skin and this one delivers that feeling well. It's also quite substantial and so you really know it's there, its weight and hardness are a constant reminder of its presence and that is one of the things that I really like about it.
Joanne
I could hardly contain my excitement whilst waiting for it to arrive. I, Joanne the submissive was very excited to be getting to try on and evaluate another metal collar. So what do I think of this one? Read on to find out.
As my regular readers will know, I am a bit of a texture queen when it comes to dildos. So, the moment I saw this butt plug I was very interested in how it would feel. Those ridges look so enticing and I just had to see how they felt.
The lovely Cara Sutra sent me one to review for sextoys.co.uk who are one of my favourite UK sex shops and the first guys that ever sent me a product to review many years ago (thank you).
On my hands and knees, I could really feel it pressing against my G-spot and that felt very good.
Joanne
I couldn't wait for it to arrive so that I could try it to see if I like my texture as much anally as I do vaginally. I didn't have long to wait.
I was sent this stunning metal submissives collar by the guys at Meo.de in exchange for a fair and honest review.
I have a few collars that I enjoy wearing when having a little BDSM play but so far these have only been leather ones. This is my first metal collar and I was a bit worried about wearing it for reasons I will explain later in the review.
For anyone not aware, collars in the BDSM community have huge importance and are a sign of ownership. Submissives gain a lot of strength from collars and they are treasured items. My past collars have all been earned and presented to me as a sign of respect from my Dom. A new collar is a big thing and I relished the thought of putting this one to the test.
Joanne
Meo sent me this collar along with lots of other BDSM goodies and I have really enjoyed using them all. This collar though stands out and I absolutely adore it. But why is it that I like it compared to my leather collars?
Anyone who likes to dabble in the kinky side, or BDSM will agree that you can never have enough restraints. These double ended snap hooks (also known as Trigger Hooks) from House of Eros are good quality and reliable accessories.
Their usefulness is not confined to a BDSM scene, you can pretty much use them for attach all sorts of things together. I use one on my car keys so that I can clip them to a ring inside my handbag when not in use.
I find the sound of a snap hook being clicked into place a huge turn on if I am blindfolded and these do not disappoint.
Joanne
These shiny metal connectors consist of twin spring loaded latches with a wide opening. The latches are deep and so they don't tend to bind as some of the others I have tried do. They slide freely and the spring is more than adequate for holding them shut.
Kinky is fun and as well as enjoying blindfolds, gags are one of the UK's most used BDSM products and this one is a classic O-Ring that features a kinky twist, well two in fact. It has two deliciously strong nipple clamps attached to it on chains that are just the perfect length. I bought this gag from SimplyPleasure.co.uk as it just looked so naughty. I've now used it on several play sessions myself and on a submissive so I feel very qualified to give my opinion on this set.
The chains are just the perfect length in that if your submissive moves their head they will cause the nipple clamps to tug on their nipples and this can be a lot of fun.
Stunt Cock
It is no surprise that I love my e-stim fun and games and so does my stunt cock and so I was delighted when I was approached by Uberkinky to see if I was interested in reviewing the Prestige Electro Cockring from Electrastim. As is understandable I jumped at the chance and it put a huge smile on my stunt cocks face as he loves to get involved with reviews and as this was a sex toy for males he was going to take the lead on this one.
We have reviewed a number of different cock loops but this would be our first e-stim cock ring and the beauty of it is that it has two functions. Firstly it is an e-stim monopole electrode and secondly as it is a cock ring it also promotes harder erections and that gets a big tick in the box from me.
I really enjoy using it with a cock loop placed just below the head of my penis and the e-stim sensations coupled with the extra hard cock feel incredible. I have used silicone cock rings in the past but this feels better due to its weight and thickness. According to Joanne it just looks better in place as well.
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Cock rings are a lot of fun to use and this one is no different but being a metal cock ring makes fitting a bit more critical than with silicone rings. So first I want to talk about how to measure yourself correctly for a metal cock ring.
I have been longing (or should that be lusting) for an opportunity to try out some of the stunning creations from Crowned Jewels of Norfolk, a place not normally associated with dildos and butt plugs. It was my lucky day when the Crowned Jewels (crownedjewels.co.uk) when the lovely KinkyWishFairy (@Crownedjewels) approached me asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of their creations.
I can honestly say that choosing one of their toys was a very hard process as each looks so inviting and I was basically spoilt for choice. I eventually opted for a Farringdon Aluminium C Curve Dildo and I couldn't wait to try it out.
I have not had much experience with metal dildos but I do enjoy hard dildos with lots of texture and have had a lot of fun recently with some glass sex toys. I was looking forward to a real treat when it arrived.
"I found that sliding the toy completely out so that each ball also rubbed my clitoris before sliding it all the way back in really sent me over the edge and I had a great orgasm with it deep inside me."
To say I was blown away when it arrived would be an understatement but more about that in a moment...