Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my siteWelcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines, e-stim and BDSM. Basically I like it the kinkier the better.

I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I hope it shows in my reviews and articles. I am joined by two friends, my Stunt Cock and sub'r' who assist me with some reviews or where I need a second opinion. I can always rely on them for a good time and honest advice.

I love hearing from my readers so please don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch. It is always nice to get feedback about my site, reviews and articles.

Joanne xxx

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Latest Reviews & Articles

November 12, 2019

Sinnovator Typhon Silicone Dragon Fantasy Dildo From Uberkinky

A fantasy dragon dildo with lots of texture and girth It appears that several sex toy companies have concluded that my pussy loves large fantasy silicone dildos. No complaints from me though, as that's a pretty accurate assessment of my pussies dietary needs. So when Uberkinky sent me this beautifully sculpted 100% platinum silicone Sinnovator Typhon dildo…
November 06, 2019

Show Stigma The Finger

We should all strive to break down the stigma associated with sex "I think it can be difficult for young lesbian or young gay, bisexual, transgender to come out and be open with who they are because there's such a huge stigma attached to that preference of their sexuality."Nafessa Williams - Google Search One of my favourite sex toy manufacturers, Hot…
November 05, 2019

Hankeys Toys XS Dragon Silicone Dildo Review

A texture lovers fantasy dildo wet dream I love Hankey's Toys silicone dildos, they are famous for being incredibly detailed and also larger than life. Fantastic for size queens or anyone wanting to stretch and train for huge dildos. Recently they brought out their XS range of nine of their most popular dildos, shrunk down to more modest proportions. That…
November 01, 2019

Ann Summers - Moregasm+ Boost Rampant Rabbit Review

A powerful body-safe rabbit vibe from the home of the rampant rabbit Stimulate your pussy and clit with the Moregasm+ Boost Rampant Rabbit from Ann Summers. I love it when I get asked to review rabbit vibrators, and so I jumped at the chance to review this one when Ann Summers asked. Vibrators like this do get my juices flowing, as I love to feel the…
October 29, 2019

Gvibe Mini Gold 24kt Vibrator Review

The Gmini Gold looks amazing and has the performance to match its looks I am so excited to be revealing this review to the world. You see, I have never seen a gold plated vibrator before in my life, so I was blown away by this one. So before I get all giddy, let me fill you in on the background to reviewing this sex toy. In ealry October, I sent my partner…
October 27, 2019

Ten Safety Tips For E-stim And Electrosex

Stay alive, don't fry your tackle and enjoy hands-free orgasms E-stim or Electrosex involves putting electrical current through your sex organs - eeek! Doing so may be something that intruiges you but also worries you a little. You may be curious about just how safe this activity is and how you can introduce electricity into your sex play safely. So, as we…

Mr Hankeys Toys BFG Xtra-Small Fantasy Silicone Dildo Review

Oct 22, 2019 Dildos
The BFG fantasy silicone dildo from Mr Hankey teases and pleases I love dildos that have lots of textures, and so does sub'r'. We both relish the delightful sensations that they generate as you thrust them in and out of any waiting orifice. We were both…

Chasing an E-stim Hands-Free Orgasm

Oct 18, 2019 Blog
If the thought of enjoying a hands-free orgasm piques your interest, then read on Since being introduced to Electrosex or E-stim by Mick from E-Stim Systems four years ago, I have relished the hands-free orgasms that it can deliver. I started off using the…

Ann Summers Whisper Rabbit Vibrator Review

Oct 15, 2019 Vibrators
Another fun rabbit vibe from Ann Summers I am such a lucky reviewer. Ann Summers sent me two of their latest vibrators to review, and this is the second one. I also had a lot of fun reviewing their Whisper Bullet Vibrator, which has just been released as…

Ann Summers Whisper Bullet Vibrator Review

Oct 14, 2019 Vibrators
A delightful little bullet vibe that packs a punch I was delighted when Ann Summers sent me one of their newest vibrators to review before its launch. It is so lovely to be one of the first people to try out a new toy. They sent me two vibrators to review,…

Erofame 2019 - Day 2 Pounding The Boards And Making New Friends

Oct 10, 2019 Blog
Erofame is Europe's biggest adult trade show and we are bang in the middle of it After a lovely evening and a good nights sleep, it was on to day 2 of Erofame over in Hannover in Germany. Our first day saw us visiting companies that we love and have worked…

Erofame 2019 - Day 1 Checking In With Old Friends

Oct 09, 2019 Blog
Erofame is Europe's biggest adult trade show and we are in the middle of it After a hearty breakfast Stunt Cock and sub'r' set off on the short journey (over the road) from their hotel to Erofame. But before I tell you all about this fantastic show let me…
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