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One of the brightest stands visited during the Joannes Reviews expedition to Erofame in Germany last year was the Shunga Stand.

It blew my stunt cock and sub'r' away with its vibrant colours and the general excitement around the stand.

"The oil spreads out well, and it warms the skin as you do so. As you spread it out, it releases more of the intimate fragrance into the air."

Joanne

Shungas range of products is enormous, I had no idea just how many products they produce, and my team came away with some goodies to review.

This review is going to concentrate on two massage candles.

Salted Caramel makes a sensual massage even better

If you are anything like me, you will enjoy a pleasant sensual massage. I was delighted when the lovely Cara Sutra gave me the chance to review a bottle of Amoremeo Salted Caramel Kissable Massage Gel as part of her Pleasure Panel for meo.de.

This is the second flavour of the Meo massage gel that I have reviewed, I really liked the Vanilla one and looked forward to putting this one to the test as well. Any excuse for a gentle massage.

My partner enjoyed using it on me especially licking and sucking it off my nipples after spending a lot of time massaging my breasts (kinky bugger). I must admit that I did enjoy that though and he commented on the sweet taste. It would, therefore, make an ideal foreplay activity. It has me curious to try some of the other gel products from Meo.de like their oral sex lubes.

Joanne

My Stuntcock and I had lots of fun using it on each other, and while the details would be fun to go into, I am just going to summarise the massage gel here. I am sure you can use your imagination for the rest of it. So is this a massage gel that hits the spot or is it something to be avoided?

A clitoral massager that reaches the parts others don't

With the current rate of new clitoral suction style sex toys coming on to the market I wondered about the logic of Lelo bringing out their unique take on this style of toy.

However, having tried it I can attest that it is a welcome addition to the range available, it is in fact pretty damn impressive, and that surprised me - a lot.

I find that when playing with it, the stimulations get you so involved you enjoy the journey as well as the destination. It isn't a toy where you just go through the motions, it sucks you in and gives you a fantastic ride.

Joanne

Lelo sent me one of their Lelo Sona Cruise sex toys in exchange for a fair an honest appraisal, and this is one of those sex toys that did surprise me.

So without further ado, here are my thoughts on the Lelo Sona Cruise.

Just because it has Vanilla in its name doesn't that mean you can't get kinky

Massages are a really sensual way to give and receive pleasure. Who doesn't like them? I know that I love them and so I was delighted when I got the chance to review the AMOREMEO Vanilla Kissable Massage Gel for Cara as part of her pleasure Panel for Meo.de.

This massage gel is actually available in two flavours and these being Vanilla which is the one that I am reviewing and Salted Caramel. The Caramel one sounds so nice that I will have to try to get one of those in to review as well.

It's very easy to dispense using the pump on the bottle and I proceeded to rub my hands together to spread it around and to warm it up before starting to give a massage. This is where you really notice the Vanilla smell and it soon fills the room. This sets a nice warm relaxing atmosphere for events and I liked that.

Joanne

I really enjoyed getting to know it by using it on my Stunt Cock and having him use it on me too. Any excuse for a massage, so what did I think of it then?