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I go through a lot of lube and so it was nice to try something new

When we received the Barbarian dildos from John Thomas Toys to review they included a bottle of J-Jelly lube as a gift.

It was a really lovely thought, and I was over the moon as I have heard so much about J-Lube, a lube in powder form that you mix up as required.

"I can attest to it being extremely effective for both vaginal and also anal play too. Vaginal fisting with it felt amazing, and the consistency really works well on a gloved hand."

Joanne

J-Jelly is the lazy version of this lube, and by that I mean it comes ready mixed as a thick gel.

So rather than just use and enjoy it, I thought it would be better to do a full review of this lube as it is new to me and I presume new to most people too. So let me tell you all about this water-based lube.

Uberlube, lasts for ages and lives up to its name, it is ubertastic

While visiting Erofame in Hannover, Germany last year we were lucky enough to be handed some Uberlube to review.

We were given some samples along with a Good-To-Go Traveller Kit together with a 50ml Uberlube Bottle and some sample sachets and bottles.

"I now use it (a lot) due to its long-lasting properties. I especially enjoy using it when enjoying my fucking machines where I need an effective lube that will last. High-speed fucking sessions are so much fun with Uberlube."

Joanne

This is a silicone-based lubricant that actually has some surprising features and uses. Having used it for three months now, I am confident enough in its performance to tell you all about it.

Now, as "Über" is German for over or above, I had high hopes for Überlube. So let me tell you why I like this lube and why I love it, especially for my butt plugs and sex machines.

A lip-smacking delightfully flavoured lubricant to spice up your oral sex

I always recommend that we should all be using lubes in our sex lives. But did you know you can also get delightfully flavoured lubes that can really enhance your oral sex too?

System JO has produced a Candy Shop range of three flavoured lubes that smell and taste delightful.

"While it is suitable for penetrative fun, it really comes into its own when you use it for foreplay and oral pleasure. When using it this way you can really enjoy the blend and its features."

Joanne

I have enjoyed reviewing one of their Butterscotch flavoured lubes for Harmony in London.

So with a bottle of flavoured lube and my Stunt Cock on hand, it was time to put to the test. So, read on to find out what we both thought of this flavoured lube.

An incredibly thick anal lube that is also good for pussy play

Lube is an often overlooked bedroom accessory that is extremely useful, even I dare say essential for brilliant sex.

I was delighted when Latex, Leather & Lace sent us a bottle of Wicked Jelle water-based anal lubricant.

"As it is so deliciously thick, I often end up playing with it between a finger and thumb watching it stretch as I move them apart."

Joanne

Wicked does some fantastic lubes and we couldn't wait to put this one to the test. I love my job.

So after some intense "cough" thorough testing, I can now let you know our thoughts on this deliciously thick lubricant. So read on for the details about this lube.

Who doesn't like the idea of lube in a bottle that you can fuck?

With so many lubes on the market, it can often be hard to find which one will work best for you. That is one reason why I love writing lube reviews.

It is always nice to try a new lube and as I go through so much lube (it's a hard life) I am lucky to be able to try lots of lubes out.

"I Loved masturbating with the bottle and have used it several times, enjoying the gentle ridges as I thrust. It is unusual to have a lube bottle that arrives together with the means to enjoy it internally."

Joanne

When we managed to acquire a bottle of Eros Aqua Water-based Lubricant from their stand at Erofame last year I was delighted.

I have heard lots of good things about this lube, and after using it for some time now, I feel the time is right to tell you all about it.

A deliciously thick water based lube in a fantastic little bottle

So, here comes another lube review and it's one that I am actually pretty excited about. As a sex toy reviewer, I go through lots of lube, and I am always interested in comparing brands and trying out new lubes.

I need to start buying it in 5l bottles though with the rate that I go through the stuff. I always use lube when masturbating or having sex and it is essential to do so. The inner membranes of the vagina and anus are easily damaged.

"I much prefer thicker lubes and have lost count of how many times I have applied runnier lubes to a fingertip only to find that when said fingertip arrives at my clitoris or anus, it arrives without the lube which is now soaking into my sheets."

Joanne

Lube helps to prevent damage caused by friction, and it also makes things feel so much nicer too.

Latex, Leather and Lace sent me this bottle of Wicked Toy Love Gel For Intimate Toys to get my opinion of it, and so here we go.

Take your oral sex to the next level

Oral sex is one of my all-time favourite sex acts, there is something about it that really gets me horny, and I just love performing it and also receiving it of course.

I was delighted then when Meo.de asked me to review their range of Cock Candy oral sex flavoured lubes

"Between the work of sub'r' and my own oral administrations, we have thoroughly tested all five flavours, and Stunt Cock is one satisfied reviewer. It's a hard life for him, but he always 'rises' to any new challenge that I throw at him."

Joanne

They sent me their value pack which contains five flavoured lubes in a handy toilet/flight bag free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review.

I have spent a few weeks in conjunction with sub'r' really putting these flavours to the test, and my Stunt Cock has really enjoyed the attention. So what do we think of these flavoured lubes from Meo?

This is a silcione hybrid lube that is really very effective

Once again I have been lucky to have been given the opportunity to review another variety of lube from the Secret Play Range by Latex, Leather & Lace one of my all-time favourite companies.

I loved their water-based Secret Play Natural lube and had high hopes for this one. I now know enough about Secret Play to know that what was coming was going to be good.

"The consistency is fantastic; if you apply a small amount to a finger, it just sits there in a drop. It is quite viscous which means it won't run through your fingers and onto the sheets while you put the bottle away, making it easy to apply just where you want it."

Joanne

It's all good news about this lube, Secret Play certainly doesn't disappoint, and they seem to be one of the best-kept secrets in lubes.

So, let me tell you why this is now my favourite hybrid lube, and it is the one I go for every time especially for fast fucking machine fun and games.

A thick and sumptuous gel like lube

I go through an incredible amount of lube; I suppose it goes with the territory with being a sex toy reviewer I guess, and so I am always grateful when I get sent a new lube to evaluate.

The lovely people over at AdultShopIt sent me a tube of Astroglide Gel Waterbased Personal Lube to review and as I have already reviewed the Astroglide Spark Hybrid Lube I was curious to see how this one would perform.

"Once you apply the lube to your intimate parts, it instantly spreads out well, and it provides luxurious lubrication that is very smooth and pleasing."

Joanne

A quick examination of the ingredients though highlighted some interesting materials present in this lube.

Astroglide produces a massive range of personal lubes and so let me tell you about their Gel Water-Based Lube.

A fantastic hybrid lube that looks like cum

Stunt CockStunt Cock here, Joanne has asked me to do this review for her. I have really enjoyed putting Man Cunt through its paces. It is a hybrid lube, being a mixture of water-based and silicone lubes, having the benefits of both without any of the drawbacks of each.

This is the first lube from the Meo range that I have reviewed, and it definitely does what it is designed to do very well indeed. I did laugh when I saw the name as it is a bit of a shocker, it isn't often I get to review something with the 'C' word in its name.

"One benefit of using it is the fantasy element of it looking and feeling like cum, if you have fantasies of multiple creampies or just love the look of cum on your body then this is the lube for you."

Joanne

But as Man Cunt is slang for a guys ass I can understand its use. As its name then suggests, this is an anal lube, I have tested it on myself and also on Joanne and sub'r'.

So, let me tell you what separates Man Cunt from some of the other anal lubes out there.

This is another body-safe winner from Secret Play

As a sex toy reviewer I go through a lot of lube, and as I have a picky foof, I take time to select only body safe lubes and love finding new ones. I was delighted when Patrick at Latex Leather and Lace sent me this lube to try out.

I have already reviewed the Secret Play Natural Organic Lube, and it is fantastic, right up there with the best and I actually now prefer it over Sliquid H2O.

"This thick lube holds its place well even when you hold your fingers vertically, as you rub it in then the consistency changes and it runs and covers where you want it well. Your fingers will glide across the folds of your skin with this lube, it really does feel good."

Joanne

Secret Play is a brand that I had never heard fo until introduced to them by Latex Leather & Lace and now I am hooked on them.

I have really enjoyed reviewing this body-safe lube and here are my thoughts on why you should try it too.

Who would have thought I'd find a rival for Sliquid

I often struggle to find lubes that agree with my Foof. I sometimes have adverse reactions to some ingredients commonly used in lubes which is why I have only a few favourites.

I was intrigued when the lovely people over at Latex Leather & Lace got in touch asking me if I would be interested in reviewing some new body safe and hypo-allergenic lubes that they were now stocking from Secret Play.

"I found it very easy to apply and spread out, and it feels very luxurious giving a good coating that lasted a long time. This long-lasting property means that you use less, so it makes a bottle go a long way."

Joanne

I was intrigued because I had never heard of Secret Play before and I like to think of myself as educated in the lube department. I eagerly agreed while wondering what my lady bits would make of these new lubes when they arrived.

I have good news though, for anyone who has a fussy foof like me, the two Lubes that I reviewed are both fantastic. So if you are looking for a body-safe lube that won't mess with your vaginas pH levels and isn't full of nasty chemicals then read on.

A nice hybrid lube is exactly what I need

As a sex toy reviewer you can imagine how much lube I go through. I have tried some great lubes in the past but also some that have been atrocious as well.

I received a bottle of Astroglide Spark Hybrid Personal Lubricant from AdultShopIt.co.uk to review. It was nice to yet again be able to try something new in the lube department. This is a hybrid lube and that means it's a blend of water-based lube and a silicone lube. This gives it some of the characteristics of both.

It's quite easy to pour the lube through the nozzle in the flip cap. You'll need to spread it quickly over your toy due to its runny consistency. Once spread on a sex toy or your 'bits' though it stays in place pretty well.

Joanne

Currently I have lots of penetrative sex toys in my review queue. This means that it's the perfect time to give this lube a good run for its money. So, is it something that I can recommend or is it going to be a lube that I won't use again after I publish this review? Read on to find out.