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E-StimRead moreWhen we received the Barbarian dildos from John Thomas Toys to review they included a bottle of J-Jelly lube as a gift.
It was a really lovely thought, and I was over the moon as I have heard so much about J-Lube, a lube in powder form that you mix up as required.
"I can attest to it being extremely effective for both vaginal and also anal play too. Vaginal fisting with it felt amazing, and the consistency really works well on a gloved hand."
Joanne
J-Jelly is the lazy version of this lube, and by that I mean it comes ready mixed as a thick gel.
So rather than just use and enjoy it, I thought it would be better to do a full review of this lube as it is new to me and I presume new to most people too. So let me tell you all about this water-based lube.
While visiting Erofame in Hannover, Germany last year we were lucky enough to be handed some Uberlube to review.
We were given some samples along with a Good-To-Go Traveller Kit together with a 50ml Uberlube Bottle and some sample sachets and bottles.
"I now use it (a lot) due to its long-lasting properties. I especially enjoy using it when enjoying my fucking machines where I need an effective lube that will last. High-speed fucking sessions are so much fun with Uberlube."
Joanne
This is a silicone-based lubricant that actually has some surprising features and uses. Having used it for three months now, I am confident enough in its performance to tell you all about it.
Now, as "Ăśber" is German for over or above, I had high hopes for Ăśberlube. So let me tell you why I like this lube and why I love it, especially for my butt plugs and sex machines.
I always recommend that we should all be using lubes in our sex lives. But did you know you can also get delightfully flavoured lubes that can really enhance your oral sex too?
System JO has produced a Candy Shop range of three flavoured lubes that smell and taste delightful.
"While it is suitable for penetrative fun, it really comes into its own when you use it for foreplay and oral pleasure. When using it this way you can really enjoy the blend and its features."
Joanne
I have enjoyed reviewing one of their Butterscotch flavoured lubes for Harmony in London.
So with a bottle of flavoured lube and my Stunt Cock on hand, it was time to put to the test. So, read on to find out what we both thought of this flavoured lube.
Lube is an often overlooked bedroom accessory that is extremely useful, even I dare say essential for brilliant sex.
I was delighted when Latex, Leather & Lace sent us a bottle of Wicked Jelle water-based anal lubricant.
"As it is so deliciously thick, I often end up playing with it between a finger and thumb watching it stretch as I move them apart."
Joanne
Wicked does some fantastic lubes and we couldn't wait to put this one to the test. I love my job.
So after some intense "cough" thorough testing, I can now let you know our thoughts on this deliciously thick lubricant. So read on for the details about this lube.
With so many lubes on the market, it can often be hard to find which one will work best for you. That is one reason why I love writing lube reviews.
It is always nice to try a new lube and as I go through so much lube (it's a hard life) I am lucky to be able to try lots of lubes out.
"I Loved masturbating with the bottle and have used it several times, enjoying the gentle ridges as I thrust. It is unusual to have a lube bottle that arrives together with the means to enjoy it internally."
Joanne
When we managed to acquire a bottle of Eros Aqua Water-based Lubricant from their stand at Erofame last year I was delighted.
I have heard lots of good things about this lube, and after using it for some time now, I feel the time is right to tell you all about it.
So, here comes another lube review and it's one that I am actually pretty excited about. As a sex toy reviewer, I go through lots of lube, and I am always interested in comparing brands and trying out new lubes.
I need to start buying it in 5l bottles though with the rate that I go through the stuff. I always use lube when masturbating or having sex and it is essential to do so. The inner membranes of the vagina and anus are easily damaged.
"I much prefer thicker lubes and have lost count of how many times I have applied runnier lubes to a fingertip only to find that when said fingertip arrives at my clitoris or anus, it arrives without the lube which is now soaking into my sheets."
Joanne
Lube helps to prevent damage caused by friction, and it also makes things feel so much nicer too.
Latex, Leather and Lace sent me this bottle of Wicked Toy Love Gel For Intimate Toys to get my opinion of it, and so here we go.
Oral sex is one of my all-time favourite sex acts, there is something about it that really gets me horny, and I just love performing it and also receiving it of course.
I was delighted then when Meo.de asked me to review their range of Cock Candy oral sex flavoured lubes
"Between the work of sub'r' and my own oral administrations, we have thoroughly tested all five flavours, and Stunt Cock is one satisfied reviewer. It's a hard life for him, but he always 'rises' to any new challenge that I throw at him."
Joanne
They sent me their value pack which contains five flavoured lubes in a handy toilet/flight bag free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review.
I have spent a few weeks in conjunction with sub'r' really putting these flavours to the test, and my Stunt Cock has really enjoyed the attention. So what do we think of these flavoured lubes from Meo?
Once again I have been lucky to have been given the opportunity to review another variety of lube from the Secret Play Range by Latex, Leather & Lace one of my all-time favourite companies.
I loved their water-based Secret Play Natural lube and had high hopes for this one. I now know enough about Secret Play to know that what was coming was going to be good.
"The consistency is fantastic; if you apply a small amount to a finger, it just sits there in a drop. It is quite viscous which means it won't run through your fingers and onto the sheets while you put the bottle away, making it easy to apply just where you want it."
Joanne
It's all good news about this lube, Secret Play certainly doesn't disappoint, and they seem to be one of the best-kept secrets in lubes.
So, let me tell you why this is now my favourite hybrid lube, and it is the one I go for every time especially for fast fucking machine fun and games.
I go through an incredible amount of lube; I suppose it goes with the territory with being a sex toy reviewer I guess, and so I am always grateful when I get sent a new lube to evaluate.
The lovely people over at AdultShopIt sent me a tube of Astroglide Gel Waterbased Personal Lube to review and as I have already reviewed the Astroglide Spark Hybrid Lube I was curious to see how this one would perform.
"Once you apply the lube to your intimate parts, it instantly spreads out well, and it provides luxurious lubrication that is very smooth and pleasing."
Joanne
A quick examination of the ingredients though highlighted some interesting materials present in this lube.
Astroglide produces a massive range of personal lubes and so let me tell you about their Gel Water-Based Lube.
Stunt Cock here, Joanne has asked me to do this review for her. I have really enjoyed putting Man Cunt through its paces. It is a hybrid lube, being a mixture of water-based and silicone lubes, having the benefits of both without any of the drawbacks of each.
This is the first lube from the Meo range that I have reviewed, and it definitely does what it is designed to do very well indeed. I did laugh when I saw the name as it is a bit of a shocker, it isn't often I get to review something with the 'C' word in its name.
"One benefit of using it is the fantasy element of it looking and feeling like cum, if you have fantasies of multiple creampies or just love the look of cum on your body then this is the lube for you."
Joanne
But as Man Cunt is slang for a guys ass I can understand its use. As its name then suggests, this is an anal lube, I have tested it on myself and also on Joanne and sub'r'.
So, let me tell you what separates Man Cunt from some of the other anal lubes out there.
As a sex toy reviewer I go through a lot of lube, and as I have a picky foof, I take time to select only body safe lubes and love finding new ones. I was delighted when Patrick at Latex Leather and Lace sent me this lube to try out.
I have already reviewed the Secret Play Natural Organic Lube, and it is fantastic, right up there with the best and I actually now prefer it over Sliquid H2O.
"This thick lube holds its place well even when you hold your fingers vertically, as you rub it in then the consistency changes and it runs and covers where you want it well. Your fingers will glide across the folds of your skin with this lube, it really does feel good."
Joanne
Secret Play is a brand that I had never heard fo until introduced to them by Latex Leather & Lace and now I am hooked on them.
I have really enjoyed reviewing this body-safe lube and here are my thoughts on why you should try it too.
I often struggle to find lubes that agree with my Foof. I sometimes have adverse reactions to some ingredients commonly used in lubes which is why I have only a few favourites.
I was intrigued when the lovely people over at Latex Leather & Lace got in touch asking me if I would be interested in reviewing some new body safe and hypo-allergenic lubes that they were now stocking from Secret Play.
"I found it very easy to apply and spread out, and it feels very luxurious giving a good coating that lasted a long time. This long-lasting property means that you use less, so it makes a bottle go a long way."
Joanne
I was intrigued because I had never heard of Secret Play before and I like to think of myself as educated in the lube department. I eagerly agreed while wondering what my lady bits would make of these new lubes when they arrived.
I have good news though, for anyone who has a fussy foof like me, the two Lubes that I reviewed are both fantastic. So if you are looking for a body-safe lube that won't mess with your vaginas pH levels and isn't full of nasty chemicals then read on.
As a sex toy reviewer you can imagine how much lube I go through. I have tried some great lubes in the past but also some that have been atrocious as well.
I received a bottle of Astroglide Spark Hybrid Personal Lubricant from AdultShopIt.co.uk to review. It was nice to yet again be able to try something new in the lube department. This is a hybrid lube and that means it's a blend of water-based lube and a silicone lube. This gives it some of the characteristics of both.
It's quite easy to pour the lube through the nozzle in the flip cap. You'll need to spread it quickly over your toy due to its runny consistency. Once spread on a sex toy or your 'bits' though it stays in place pretty well.
Joanne
Currently I have lots of penetrative sex toys in my review queue. This means that it's the perfect time to give this lube a good run for its money. So, is it something that I can recommend or is it going to be a lube that I won't use again after I publish this review? Read on to find out.
I reviewed some lubes for Licx two years ago and I was delighted when they sent me a tube of their Gel Lube in exchange for a fair and honest review. I love water-based lubes and especially ones that a lot of care and attention had gone into the ingredients used. I have used their gel lube in the past and I wasn't too impressed with it but I decided to go into this review without any preconceptions about it.
.This lubricant does not contain any spermicide and so has no contraceptive properties so make sure that you use an adequate form of contraception if using it for vaginal/penis sex such as a condom.
Joanne
Licx are a UK based company that have a range of lubricants, gels and wipes and I have had mixed results from their products in the past and so I was looking forward to seeing how this tube of lube would perform.
The lovely people over at E-Stim Systems sent me a tube of their latest creation Electrogel to review free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review, this will not affect the outcome of my review in any way and anyone who reads my reviews knows that I say it how it is.
Up until this point I have been using a regular water based lube during my electrosex sessions. I was looking forward to testing a product made especially for E-stim fun and games, one that had its properties tailored to focus mainly on its conductive properties - or that is what I had presumed.
Insertion was really easy with the Electrogel as it is also an amazing lube which surprised me, as I initially thought that it may have been designed focussing on its conductive properties and I am happy to report that this isn't so, this is one fine lube as well.
So armed with a tube of Electrogel, two bi-polar electrodes and a fucking machine I set about reviewing E-stim Systems' latest creation.
When I heard about a new lube manufacturer in the UK - Licx. I had to get in touch and ask if they could send me some samples to try out and review for them. I am delighted to say that they sent me some of their range of great products to try in exchange for an unbiased review.
As you can imagine I do tend to go through more lubricants than most people, but I guess that comes with the territory and so I enjoy trying new ones out. Constantly searching for the holy grail of lubes.
Licx sent me samples of their two lines of lubricants and each will be reviewed in turn here.
I found that both of these lubes last a long time and their thick nature make them really easy to apply in small quantities without any waste. That makes for a cost effective lube.
So on with the review, how did they both perform?
This is probably my favourite lube from the Sliquid range, it is totally body safe, very effective and being a hybrid lube I can safely use it with my silicone sex toys.
Sliquid Silk is a really good lube that lives up to its name. As with all the lubes in this range it is long lasting, so doesn’t need constant topping up which means you can lay back and just enjoy yourself.
I was sent the Sliquid Silk Lube by SexToys.co.uk in exchange for an honest and frank review of its performance.
SexToys.co.uk is a large UK sex toy retailer that has amazing customer service coupled with a very extensive range of adult products.
It is relatively thick which makes it very easy to apply without having it running everywhere. This means that you need less in use and it also means that you get it where you need it most
Bad Dragon have an option on their dildos to have a CumTube fitted and this allows for some pretty intense Creampie fun and games as your dildo can actually be made to ejaculate inside you when you are ready for it. I personally love the feeling of a cock or dildo unloading deep inside me as I push myself over the edge into a powerful orgasm almost as much as I enjoy the sticky wet feeling as a cock or toy is withdrawn from me and it all trickles back out.
Cum Lube is a waterbased lubricant that looks and feels just like the real sticky stuff and it is a lot of fun to play with. It even has a slight salty taste to it (I'd best not get into how I know that LOL).
I was a total mess when I pulled the dildo out and it seemed to not stop running out of me. I ended up rubbing it into my clit and scooping it up and rubbing it into my breasts and nipples until I came again.
If you order a Bad Dragon dildo with a cum tube you get a 250ml bottle of Cum Lube along with a sealed syringe (no sharp needle though thankfully) and the syringe fits the cum tube perfectly. You simply put as much of the Cum Lube into the syringe that you want and then attach the cum tube.
I was keen to try out the Sliquid Naturals Sassy Anal Lube and have used it on numerous occasions now with various butt plugs and also with my Flange e-stim electrode.
I am delighted to say that it performed exactly as expected, being water based and free from parabens and glycerin means that it is kind on your lady (or man) bits.
I found that in use it provided a lot of lubrication but as with all water based lubes I did need to top it up in use especially for fucking machine play. That said though it did last a long time and provided the lubrication I need.
I have tested out another of the great lubes from the Sliquid Naturals Range, this time though it was their water based lube - H2O.
This is a very good lube indeed, a little went a very long way and it is completely body safe - bonus. Everytime I pick up a Sliquid product I am amazed by just how they have got it absolutely right in terms of presentation, ingredients and performance.
I was sent the Sliquid Naturals H2O Lube by SexToys.co.uk in exchange for an honest and frank review of its performance.
SexToys.co.uk is a large UK sex toy retailer that has amazing customer service coupled with a very extensive range of adult products.
I found it to be a very sensual lubricant and one that I am delighted to recommend so if you are looking for a body safe water based lube then this one is definitely for you