Ride the Cowgirl for some intense orgasms

Now it is no secret that I am addicted to sex machines. I love them for their sheer power, stamina and ability to deliver incredibly hard orgasms time and time again.

I have reviewed the Sybian, Motorbunny and Tremor but so far the Cowgirl had eluded me. That is until I got a very kind offer from Nat who used to blog over on coolerthanaglassdildo.com. She has now retired from reviewing and was moving house.

"I had to be helped off it as my legs were like jelly and the sight of the Cowgirl covered in squirt and pussy juice was something else."

Joanne

Downsizing is always a hard thing to do. She had no space for her Cowgirl so she asked me if I wanted it and I was blown away by her generous offer - Thank you, Nat.

So with the fourth and last piece to the ride-on sex machine puzzle in my hands, it was time to get to know it and see how it performed. So read on to see what I think of it.

A discreet clitoral stimulator that gives you just what you need

Can you believe that I have never reviewed a product from Womanizer before? Three years of reviewing sex toys, 278 reviews so far but none of them of Womanizer products. Well, that has now changed as I have just finished reviewing the Womanizer Liberty.

Womanizer was the first to create air pulse clitoral sex toys, and other companies soon jumped on the bandwagon with their own take on what has become a classic sex toy design.

"I can cum hard in under 30 seconds from cold with this type of sex toy, and it is refreshing to be able to give myself quickies whenever I want to."

Joanne

This is the first actual Womanizer sex toy that I have, but I have reviewed lots of other sex toys using the same style of air pulse tech, so I think I am qualified to give it a good run for its money.

Who knew that 40,000V could feel so good?

For those of you who are not new to my reviews, you will know of my love of e-stim or electrosex. I am often getting myself off using this niche kink. I find it an extremely pleasurable way to achieve a hands free orgasm and it leaves my hand's free to roam all over my body.

Usually, I use insertable bi-polar electrodes or adhesive pad style monopole electrodes. A Violet Wand was something new and scary to me.

I had seen one demonstrated at an event I once went to but I was too chicken to give it a go. I was fascinated by the glowing neon colours though and the sound of the electrical arc as it jumped from the wand to the user. The reason why I didn't give it a go is that it terrified me. There is something about actually seeing the electricity that gives it a whole new edge. Fast forward a year and my curiosity piqued, so I decided to bite the bullet and buy one to see how I got on with it.

Using it is a very visual as well as tactile delight, it's almost mesmerising

Joanne

A Violet Wand produces between 30,000V and 40,000V at the end of its electrode. That is enough for the electricity to jump a one centimetre gap onto your skin as a mini lightning bolt. Yes, you read that right you can get a 1cm spark with this little gizmo.

So, how does that feel? Well, read on to hear about me jumping a foot off the floor the first time I tried it on my Foof.

Grab a bargain at Lovehoney Grab a bargain at Lovehoney

www.lovehoney.co.uk

I have used Love Honey for years and their amazing product range coupled to their low prices and discreet service have ensured that they are one of the biggest sex toy retailers in the UK.

Check out their Deal of the day. For the guys though check out their Fleshlight Range, it’s the largest in the UK. Remember you can always attach a Fleshlight to a fucking machine for a mind blowing experience - they’re not just for the girls.

My favourites though are their range of Rabbit Vibrators, second to none and I have to hold my hand up to owning two of theirs.

They have a full range of Vac-u-lock dildos for fucking machines such as the F-machine Pro.

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Jeff Stryker Realistic

I bought this dildo primarily to use on my F-Machine Pro but I like it so much I often use it on its own. I got it from Love Honey.

At the time of writing the Jeff Stryker Vac-u-lock Dildo costs just £38.99 which sounds a lot but this thing is huge LOL.

Where do I begin? I could say that it gave me the ride of my life on the fucking machine, or I could say that I have never felt so full up all of which would be true. It really is a beast, the moment I felt it parting my lips and stretching me wide as it slid in I actually had a deep involuntary intake of breath. I couldn’t believe how good and filling it felt deep inside me.

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