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E-StimRead moreWith the current rate of new clitoral suction style sex toys coming on to the market I wondered about the logic of Lelo bringing out their unique take on this style of toy.
However, having tried it I can attest that it is a welcome addition to the range available, it is in fact pretty damn impressive, and that surprised me - a lot.
I find that when playing with it, the stimulations get you so involved you enjoy the journey as well as the destination. It isn't a toy where you just go through the motions, it sucks you in and gives you a fantastic ride.
Joanne
Lelo sent me one of their Lelo Sona Cruise sex toys in exchange for a fair an honest appraisal, and this is one of those sex toys that did surprise me.
So without further ado, here are my thoughts on the Lelo Sona Cruise.
The Ora 2 was kindly supplied by ToysRYours.co.uk and I had a lot of fun reviewing it for them. For those of you who don't know the Lelo Ora 2 has a rotating nub that circles your clitoris to simulate the sensations you get when being licked.
Lelo obviously know their stuff as women love to be licked.
How did it perform? Qell to some it up I really like it, I would have prefered it to be a bit stronger but as a unique vibrator it definitely holds its own. So check out my full review to see what I thought of it HERE.
I have heard a lot about the Lelo Ora 2 clitoral vibrator and oral sex simulator and I was delighted when the lovely Simone from ToysRYours.co.uk asked me if I would review it for them. They sent me one over in exchange for a fair and honest review and I couldn't wait to put this unique vibrator to the test.
Women just like men love oral sex, it's a fact so if this little beauty lives up to its hype I am in for a real treat.
The Lelo Ora 2 features a moving ball bearing which circles your clitoris when in use and it is supposed to simulate the action of a tongue moving around down there. The biggest change between the original Ora and this one is the size of that nub, it is about four times the size of the original.
I enjoyed experimenting with the programs and there must be something for everyone there. My favourite was setting 8 with the nub moving back and forth over my clit, that feels amazing and I always end up selecting this setting when I am ready to orgasm.
So lickety clit, how was it?
I have the original Hitachi Magic Wand and it really does pack a punch but for me in my current circumstances it is just too noisy to be able to use it much so I was looking around for a quieter replacement for it. I came across the Lelo Smart Wand Large that is available in a number of different sizes and it sounded perfect.
I ordered one from Bondara.co.uk and couldn't wait for it to arrive so that I could put it to the test to see if it was a good as I had heard.
Try it in the shower for an amazing masturbatory experience unlike anything else I have tried. It has bags of power, is very quiet on its lowest settings and it produces the flesh quiveringly deep rumbly vibrations that I love.
I didn't have to wait long as it arrived the next day.