Who would turn down the opportunity to improve their sexual performance and tackle some lady issues often present in later life?
I know I love a challenge, especially when it involves playing with insertables, of course. So, I was delighted when So Divine got in touch asking if I would like to review their new Kegl Ball Training Set.
"As they are 100% waterproof, you can even do your exercises while using the bath or shower. I enjoy using them in the bath clenching and squeezing them. This always gets me very horny, and it is nice to finish a training session with a hard orgasm — much more fun than going to the gym LOL."
Joanne
They have a set of three kegel balls, each differing in weight and size, and I know how much fun this type of training can be having reviewed others in the past.
I didn't have to wait long for them to arrive. Once they did, it was time for a vaginal workout with "Eye of the tiger" playing in the background.
I was absolutely delighted when the lovely people over at LUVOQA got in touch to ask me if I would be interested in reviewing a porcelain dildo, the Dalia from Désirables for them.
I was intrigued and jumped at the chance to review one of these beautiful creations. I mean who wouldn't want a dildo that is also a thing of beauty?
"As a dildo the Dalia is fantastic, add a small amount of lube and enjoy the sensations as you slide it into you. I like to warm mine up in a bowl of warm water, and that feels incredible."
Joanne
I didn't have to wait long for it to be delivered to me and to say that it took my breath away would be an understatement. It looks amazing.
But, how would this dildo preform? I have reviewed an enormous range of dildos, and it was going to be fun to see how a porcelain one would compare to my preferred material silicone. So it was knickers off, and I threw myself into the reviewing process with glee.
I was delighted when Rocks Off asked me to review their Love In Chains Kegel Balls. They sent me a set in exchange for a fair and honest review.
So what are Kegel Balls? Well, they are designed to provide a way for vagina owners to train their kegel muscles. These are the pelvic floor muscles that help provide excellent tone during sex but also reduces the risk of incontinence. Stronger kegel muscles can give you more powerful orgasms and let's face it who wouldn't want that.
I was ordered to wear them out whilst doing the weekly shop and having no panties on seriously ramped up the fun. I was really worried about losing them, only to hear the clattering of the metal as it hit the floor.
Joanne
Most kegel trainers are somewhat basic unless you are using one of the app-controlled vibrating ones like the GBalls2, the IMToys Candy or the Mister Devil. These kegel balls have loads of character and some nice features which I will cover in this review.
I have reviewed a couple of kegel trainers in the past, and so I was delighted when Sistalk got in touch asking if I wanted to review one of their new range of kegel trainers.
They have produced three 'Monster' themes trainers, and they just look so cute. You can choose from the Mister Godzilla, Mister Devil and Doctor Whale. Each is subtly different. I couldn't help myself and had to ask for the Mr Devil to review.
The trainer itself is a cute looking thing and can be used without its app as a vibrator. It's coated with very soft silicone, and this makes it body safe, phthalate free and hypo-allergenic.
Joanne
Kegel trainers are great sex toys because not only are they good fun to use they also have serious medical benefits helping to tone your muscles and deal with numerous lady issues.
I have now used this trainer for four month so how did I get on with this cute looking kegel trainer? Have I now got a vagina that Wonder Woman would be proud of or did the Mr Devil let me down? Read on to find out.
I was delighted when Vikki from Uberkinky got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing a strapless strapon for her. Now I do enjoy a good bit of strapon fuckery but the thought of doing it without the need to wear a harness and to have it give me pleasure as I was dolling it out really piqued my interest. I immediately replied letting her know that I would love to review the Fun Factory Share XL Double Dildo.
A strapless double dildo is one with a sharp kink in it and a bulb at one end that is inserted into your vagina and held their by your kegel muscles. It means that you are hands free and don't need to wear a harness. The biggest benefit though is that movement and sensations are transferred from it to your clitoris and into your vaginal walls which feels amazing.
I had my hands free to hold my partners hips whilst I thrusted away like a she-devil.
Joanne
My Stunt Cocks eyes were like saucers when he saw the size of it and it was obvious that I wouldn't be using it for pegging so I called up my bisexual friend to see if she would like to assist in this review. It was as good an excuse as any to hook up with her again I guess, so read on to find out how we got on with it.
Now who wouldn't want the opportunity to increase their sexual performance whilst taking care of some issues that often are a curse for middle aged women? Whilst checking out all of the amazing new sex toys available at the ETO show this year I came across an amazing stand run by Gvibe.com. I was quite taken with their products and the great way in which they were presented by brand ambassador Marco Tortoni (a very nice man dressed as a Roman Centurion).
They have some amazing products that are really cutting edge and the Gballs² kegel trainer really impressed me. I had fairly recently reviewed the IM Toys Candy Kegel Trainer and whilst I liked it there were several limitations with the App. Would the Gballs² address these issues - I had to find out.
I was delighted when Gvibe agreed to send me one in exchange for an impartial review and so it was on with the testing.
I absolutely love the Gballs², it really does work and the app is both easy to use and packed full of great features.
Maybe this is the secret of those Thai performers who can shoot a ping pong ball across a room? Could I turn my vagina into a vagina of champions or would it just simply be a waste of time, read on to find out.
I discovered the joys of E-Stim sex about a year ago and I have never looked back, I love it and so when the nice people over at E-Stim Systems asked me if I was interested in reviewing their latest range of insertable bi-polar e-stim electrodes what was a girl to say?
I jumped at the chance of course and so they sent me over all three of their stunning new Electro Eggs in exchange for a fair and honest review. I knew that if these electrodes were anything like the ones that I have used before from E-Stim Systems then I would be in for a very good time indeed.
The timing of their arrival meant that I first got to try them on (drum roll and cue some spooky music) Friday the 13th. Was it going to be a good idea or not to insert them one at a time into my pussy before applying electrical impulses to my delicate lady bits on this day in particular? I am happy to let you know that my horniness definitely overcame any superstitious mumbo jumbo and I first got to experience these during a long relaxed afternoon and boy they did not let me down.
Three orgasms later, I can confirm it's safe to zap your lady bits on Friday 13th with thesehttps://t.co/nGb7bIRoMG pic.twitter.com/8DxPK9FlDl
— Joannes' Reviews (@joannesreviews) May 13, 2016
You can get feelings as diverse as having a band of your vagina tighten in time to the electrical pulses to amazing clitoral stimulation if you slowly pull it out to the mouth of your vagina - that is mind blowing. On really low settings if you leave it just inside the entrance to your vagina it feels incredible, the only way I can describe the feeling would be having butterflies stroking the sides of your clitoris in time with the pulses.
So lets get to the nitty gritty of this review so I can tell you all about them in more detail.
I was approached by the nice people over at IMToy who asked me if I would be interested in reviewing any of their products and I must say that the Candy piqued my interest. I liked the thought of being able to train and strengthen my pelvic floor muscles and it seemed like a great way to train them interactively using my phone to view and record the details.
They sent me a Candy to review free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review, this will not affect the outcome of my review in any way and anyone who reads my reviews knows that I say it how it is.
I could write an entire review on the box but that won't allow me to train my vag to Olympic levels of athletic prowess, so on with the Candy review.
So what did I think of the Candy and can I now crack a walnut in my vag? You will get the answers to one of those questions in the review below, the other I will have to leave to your imagination.