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These instructions are applicable to my Sound Clamping Monopole Glans Electrode.
This electrode was suggested by a good friend in the US. He wanted a way to secure and electro urethral sound in place while stimming to prevent any untoward shocks if it moved or fall out.
After lots of head scratching this is the design that emerged. It is very versatile and uses 6mm and 4mm British conductive rubber to form a glans electrode with lots of skin surface area for a smooth ride. The two sizes of conductive rubber form one electrode that envelopes the glans.
Thank you for purchasing one of my electrodes, the sale of these helps me devote the time and energy required with running this site and of course, creating more kinky electrodes.
These instructions are applicable to my Bipolar Glans Loop Electrodes.
I designed this electrode to allow penis owners a quick, easy and relatively simple way to enjoy bipolar glans play.
It has been designed to be used on its own as a bipolar electrode or it can be used in conjunction with other cock loops. Attach one wire from a single channel to each conductive rubber loop to enable you to enjoy a simple rig that will feel very intense. The stainless steel balls will amplify the sensations on the gland and make up for the smaller surface contact area of the 4mm conductive rubber.
Thank you for purchasing one of my electrodes, the sale of them helps me devote the time and energy required with running this site and of course, creating more kinky electrodes.
These instructions are applicable to my Bipolar Vaginal Clitoral Shield Electrode.
I created this electrode as I wanted a light and comfortable electrode that I could wear under panties for stimming on the move as well as for use in regular stimming sessions.
It has been designed as a bipolar electrode with a curved shape to better follow the contours of the body. Attach one wire from a single channel to each conductive rubber loop to enable you to enjoy a simple rig that will feel very intense. The large 6mm conductive rubber is inserted into the vagina while the 4mm conductive rubber loops nestle either side of the clitoris.
Thank you for purchasing one of my electrodes, the sale of these helps me devote the time and energy required with running this site and of course, creating more kinky electrodes.
These instructions are applicable to both the 4mm and 6mm Conductive Rubber Cock Loop Tie Down Insulators.
I designed this electrode to allow penis owners a quick, easy and reliable way to insulate the top portion of a cock loop placed around their cock and balls. I took my old design and in the light of feedback from users added some loops to the sides so that you can thread a cord or peice of elastic to better hold it tightly against your body when stimming out and about.
It has been designed to be used in conjunction with a second regular cock loop or a self-adhesive monopole pad electrode. Place the second electrode on or just under the glans and connect them both to the same channel (cable) on your control box.
This set-up stimulates both the Dorsal and Perineal nerves, more information on this set-up and even some physiology can be found in my Electrosex Penis Play Guide For Hands-Free Orgasms.
Thank you for purchasing one of my electrodes, the sale of these helps me devote the time and energy required with running this site and of course, creating more kinky electrodes.
These instructions are applicable to both the 4mm and 6mm Conductive Rubber Cock Loop Insulators.
I designed this electrode to allow penis owners a quick, easy and reliable way to insulate the top portion of a cock loop placed around their cock and balls.
It has been designed to be used in conjunction with a second regular cock loop or a self-adhesive monopole pad electrode. Place the second electrode on or just under the glans and connect them both to the same channel (cable) on your control box.
This set-up stimulates both the Dorsal and Perineal nerves, more information on this set-up and even some physiology can be found in my Electrosex Penis Play Guide For Hands-Free Orgasms.