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I loved their water-based Secret Play Natural lube and had high hopes for this one. I now know enough about Secret Play to know that what was coming was going to be good.
"The consistency is fantastic; if you apply a small amount to a finger, it just sits there in a drop. It is quite viscous which means it won't run through your fingers and onto the sheets while you put the bottle away, making it easy to apply just where you want it."
Joanne
It's all good news about this lube, Secret Play certainly doesn't disappoint, and they seem to be one of the best-kept secrets in lubes.
So, let me tell you why this is now my favourite hybrid lube, and it is the one I go for every time especially for fast fucking machine fun and games.
Stunt Cock here, Joanne has asked me to do this review for her. I have really enjoyed putting Man Cunt through its paces. It is a hybrid lube, being a mixture of water-based and silicone lubes, having the benefits of both without any of the drawbacks of each.
This is the first lube from the Meo range that I have reviewed, and it definitely does what it is designed to do very well indeed. I did laugh when I saw the name as it is a bit of a shocker, it isn't often I get to review something with the 'C' word in its name.
"One benefit of using it is the fantasy element of it looking and feeling like cum, if you have fantasies of multiple creampies or just love the look of cum on your body then this is the lube for you."
Joanne
But as Man Cunt is slang for a guys ass I can understand its use. As its name then suggests, this is an anal lube, I have tested it on myself and also on Joanne and sub'r'.
So, let me tell you what separates Man Cunt from some of the other anal lubes out there.
As a sex toy reviewer you can imagine how much lube I go through. I have tried some great lubes in the past but also some that have been atrocious as well.
I received a bottle of Astroglide Spark Hybrid Personal Lubricant from AdultShopIt.co.uk to review. It was nice to yet again be able to try something new in the lube department. This is a hybrid lube and that means it's a blend of water-based lube and a silicone lube. This gives it some of the characteristics of both.
It's quite easy to pour the lube through the nozzle in the flip cap. You'll need to spread it quickly over your toy due to its runny consistency. Once spread on a sex toy or your 'bits' though it stays in place pretty well.
Joanne
Currently I have lots of penetrative sex toys in my review queue. This means that it's the perfect time to give this lube a good run for its money. So, is it something that I can recommend or is it going to be a lube that I won't use again after I publish this review? Read on to find out.
As this is my first ever Lube review please bear with me, I have used this lube about eight times now and feel confident that I can give it a good review so here we go.
It's a smooth, long lasting lube that is safe to use on all toys even silicone ones. I have used it several times on some of my Bad Dragon toys and they are in pristine condition. If you are looking for a high quality lube that is a little different then this is the lube for you.
I bought my SPUNK LUBE PINK 8oz/236ml from www.fmachinefun.co.uk for £13.99