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E-StimRead moreI was delighted when Hot Octopuss got in touch to ask me if I want to review the latest iteration of their incredibly popular Pulse guybrator line, the Pulse Duo Lux.
I have always enjoyed reviewing their well thought out and body-safe creations. My favourites so far are the JETT, QUEEN BEE and Atom Plus.
"I was soon being edged by Stunt Cock (the tease). So in reply to this I hit the boost button sending the pulse plate into overdrive, he did the same, and I soon felt him tense as warm cum shot across my belly."
Joanne
I was keen to see how this new creation in the Pulse line would fare. It is always hard to come up with couples sex toys that perform as well in the bedroom as they do on the drawing board.
So let me tell you all about the Pulse Duo Lux, read on to hear about our experiences with it.
As a total fangirl of Hot Octopuss, I followed their release of the AMO bullet vibe with much interest. Bullet vibes are amazing, and as far as I am concerned, everyone should have one in their playbag.
Hot Octopuss has made their name by creating beautiful sex toys that perform exceptionally well while also being different from the norm. I like that, different and quirky are terms I often use to describe myself, as well as what I enjoy sexually.
"The higher power settings are amazing, and it is fun to slowly work your way up to them and then to send yourself over the edge into an orgasm that for me, has me gasping for breath afterwards."
Joanne
I was, of course, delighted when they asked me if I would like to review an AMO for them and I couldn't wait to get my hands (and other bits) on one.
So, let me tell you all about the AMO and why it's going to be another hit for Hot Octopuss.
I am delighted to be able to tell you all about the latest creation from Hot Octopuss, the DiGiT. I love their advertising slogan "Show bad sex the finger!"
I could hardly contain myself when Hot Octopuss got in touch, asking if I would be interested in reviewing their latest creation. I certainly didn't have to think long and hard about my reply, it was a YES PLEASE!
"When I do allow myself to cum this way it is earthmoving, and I love long slow sessions with the DiGiT for this very reason. Throw in a dildo or a butt plug, and you have the makings of a trip to orgasmville on the clitoral express train."
Joanne
The DiGiT is a bullet vibe with a difference, this is one that secures to your finger, allowing for effortless play possibilities.
I really enjoyed getting to know the DiGiT so let me show you why fingers are not just for dipping and rubbing.
Today Hot Octopuss, creators of the ‘World’s First Guybrator’, has launched a new product, JETT.
Their first guybrator, PULSE and POCKET PULSE, won a lot of awards but it carries quite a high price, this new product is just £49.99/$69/E49 though.
It is worn just below the tip of the penis and is driven by two powerful bullets, one Treble and one Bass–you can adjust each bullet for a fully customisable experience. It has a flexible sleeve that expands to allow you to go from flaccid to erect, resulting in hands-free orgasms. This sounds like deliciously good fun.
They’ve been working on this for six years, and it’s only available on their website right now, not in stores.
More about the technology: The JETT is powered by two custom ‘bullet’ vibrators, each containing a different sized motor, which delivers different vibration frequencies. The Treble Bullet emits intense high-frequency waves, while the Bass Bullet provides deep, rumbly low-frequency stimulation. You can use them separately or in combination.
They’re using the hashtag #FindYourFrequency because you can do just that by simply adjusting the power of each bullet to suit you. Find out more on their website: https://www.hotoctopuss.com
I have now had the pleasure of reviewing the JETT Guybrator so check out the review.
The JETT looks like it could be a lot of fun to use
I love it when I receive a couples sex toy to review. I was therefore delighted when Hot Octopuss got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of their latest creations. I didn't have to think long before answering, after all, who wouldn't want to try the latest product from this fantastic company.
Hot Octopuss are the creators of the fantastic Pulse III Duo that we had so much fun reviewing as well as the Queen Bee and Pocket Pulse. They make amazing sex toys and are one of my favourite UK brands.
"I came quickly, and I came hard, this set him off and while we didn't experience a simultaneous orgasm the first time, both of us were left breathless and blown away by the experience."
Joanne
They sent me one of their new Atom Plus Vibrating Cock Rings to review free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review.
So, let me tell you why I think the Atom Plus is the mother of all vibrating cock rings.
Hi, Stunt Cock here and Joanne has dragged me in again to write another male orientated sex toy review for her as let's face it she lacks something in the trouser department for the job. We were sent this new guybrator by Hot Octopuss, and I have to admit to almost doing backflips when I found out that this was one the way.
You see, the Pulse III Duo is one of my all-time favourite sex toys. The sensation that it delivers to my happy chap is incredible, and it never fails to bring me off quickly and very enjoyably.
I have the Pocket Pulse Remote version, and it comes with a remote that can be used by yourself or by your partner for some teasing fun. Teasing can be lots of fun and Joanne has a habit of pinching the remote and edging me by turning down the power just as I am about to come.
Stunt Cock
I was keen then to see how the Pocket Pulse would perform as the Pulse III Duo is fantastic.
I can honestly say that I have enjoyed doing the 'background work' for this review so without further ado, here are my thoughts on the Pocket Pulse Remote.
I have been following the Pulse masturbator from Hot Octopuss in London for ages and have really enjoyed reading the thoughts and opinions of some of my favourite reviewers on the subject. I have also watched as Hot Octopuss have hoisted on board all negative feedback to continually improve their products. As its name suggests the Pulse III Duo is the third generation of this well appointed male masturbator or guybrator.
Two great reviews that I enjoyed were the ones written by Dr. Emmeline Peaches and also by The Big Gay Review. Both of these reviews sum this toy up succinctly and I was determined to get one in to review as well as it had really piqued my interest. It would be nice to be able to review another male masturbator and as this is a couples toy I could get in the action with my 'Stunt Cock' to really get to know it to see if it worked for both of us.
Hot Octopuss were absolute darlings and agreed to send me one to review and I couldn't wait to see if it lived up to all of the hype. Would it work for both of us, for one or neither? We were very keen to find out.
I really like the way that this sextoy can be used with your partner and its adds a whole new dimension to foreplay before the main event.
Joanne
So read on to see what we thought about this ingenious little guybrator.